CUTENESS alert! Last year we all melted at my 2 year old calling Father Christmas, Farmer Christmas and I’d now like to make you say Ahh once again with a story from this year. On our way in to see Santa at the wonderful ‘Christmas at Paultons’ through the magical walkway to Santa’s grotto, we had a little rehearsal of meeting the big man in the red suit. I didn’t want them to go shy and hide like last year so I played father Christmas and asked if she’d been good all year, “ oh yes” was the reply. Then I moved on to the more pressing matter of what presents Lois would like, cue a list that went on for about an hour and contained lots of My Little Pony mentions. But when I asked her little mate Violet the same, she put her head in her hands and exclaimed “Oh no! I’ve forgotten the toy book!” she was of course referring to the Argos catalogue that she had been going through for weeks so she could point out to Santa all the things she wanted/needed and then leave it with him for reference.

I billed it as the most amazing gig in the world ever, Vanilla Ice on Ice, the rapper performing at the Ice rink at Alexandra palace, but it’s been cancelled. Noooo I shouted when the devastating news came in. But on closer inspection I’ve had an idea about what he’s doing instead. I wonder if he’s going on a certain X Factor show with a certain female rapper called Honey G?

Listen to Zoe on Heart Breakfast weekdays from 6 and catch up with her ‘Bad Mum’ blog at www.zoehanson.co.uk

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