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Burgundy

Ooh la la – a little language problem

(8)
Simon was surprised to see what his 'alternative' life story was

Reports of my death...

(5)
Making a meal of things

Making a meal of things

(1)
It's a beautfiul world

It's a beautfiul world

(1)
Honesty is the best policy

Honesty is the best policy

Marlon Brando in The Godfather

Born to be the Godfather

(8)
Pulling power

On yer bike

(5)
Counting the cost of being tight

Counting the cost of being tight

(4)
Simon Carr as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Why I shelled out for a turtle suit

(2)
Katie Price

Meeting Katie

(21)
The suspense is killing me

The suspense is killing me

(3)
Yachty hotties at Cowes

Yachty hotties

(17)
Milking it for all it’s worth

Milking it for all it’s worth

(3)
Selling myself short

Selling myself short

(1)
Why do I do this to myself?

Why do I do this to myself?

(1)
A very sick boy

A very sick boy

(5)
Simon gets fishy

Simon gets fishy

(9)
Cream of the crop

Cream of the crop

(13)
A question of attitude

A question of attitude

(13)
Approaching the end of my shelf life

Approaching the end of my shelf life

(5)
Not such a bad year

Not such a bad year

(15)
Single in the mistletoe season

Single in the mistletoe season

(9)
Not a bus in sight

Brushing off the cold shoulder

(19)
Engaging thoughts

Engaging thoughts

(4)
First class male

First class male

(5)
Simon's full of beans

Simon's full of beans

(3)
We even had to arm wrestle – I beat her

Was it all just an act?

(2)
Giddy up, cowboy

Giddy up, cowboy

(2)
Bear Grylls, survival expert

The great outdoors? No thanks.

(2)

Not so lucky dip

Renata Nunez teaches Simon Carr some new tricks  on the dance floor

Our Simon tries to look good on the dance floor

(3)
Too many friends

Time to bring false friends to book

(2)
Dolphins: Not to be trusted

Braving the shark infested waters of spirituality

(2)
Weaving a tangled web

Weaving a tangled web

Putting the (toilet) lid on domestic bliss

Putting the (toilet) lid on domestic bliss

Bono. Why exactly is he wearing those glasses constantly?

Trying to keep cool in sunglasses

Danni Minogue

Close shave before Aussie date

(5)
Instant attraction

Instant attraction

A bit of DIY called for

It’s do or DIY in a bid to become ‘handy’

Animal attraction

Animal attraction

A bit of shhh please!

A bit of ssshhh please!

(2)
He-Man

Animated attraction

The sexy footie fans

The sexy footie fans

(3)
Matt Le Tissier

Adding some celebrity sparkle

(1)
Training to become an artbreaker

Training to become an artbreaker

Saraj Jessica Parker in Sex and the City 2

With friends like these

So shy

Hint of romance makes me shy

Ghost of a chance

Ghost of a chance

(4)
Who needs friends? Especially old ones

Who needs friends? Especially old ones

(1)
Drawing on my inner chav... innit?

Drawing on my inner chav... innit?

(10)

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