Top comics line-up for Mayflower dates

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IT’S laughs aplenty at The Mayflower this season with a series of comical one nighters.

The Hairy Bikers take to the stage on Sunday, March 24 for an evening of cooking and rip roaring tales of decadent dos, big dinners and culinary catastrophes. There will be a bit of dancing, a bit of flirting, a bit of singing, and some downright hilarious stand-up comedy in their show Larger Than Live.

After a six year absence from stand-up Jack Dee is back on Sunday, April 7, agonising over the slightest of annoyances and misdemeanours.

Where’s he been? Appearing on shows like QI and Never Mind The Buzzcocks, 8 out of 10 Cats and Have I Got News For You, hosting Radio 4’s legendary I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, co-writing and starring in four series of BBC 2’s hit sitcom Lead Balloon and writing his memoirs, Thanks For Nothing, which he modestly dedicated to himself – “Without whom none of this would have been possible”.

Why is he touring again? “I want to spend less time with my family,” says Jack.

Always slightly on the edge Jethro’s fruity Cornish humour is the perfect remedy to cheer everyone up when he appears on Sunday, April 28. Turning everyday events into farcical stories, he embellishes into hilarity with his trademark West Country dialect.

Starring Toyah Wilcox and Julie Coombe, Hormonal Housewives arrives on Sunday, May 19. Is your man more James May than Christian Grey? Then this is the show for you!

They cover everything that makes today’s woman tick (or ticked off) – from the joys of teenagers, to the challenge of IKEA, the madness of holiday reps and the insanity of DIY. A hilariously funny evening – what they can’t teach you about modern womanhood isn’t worth knowing!

Silly voices After his last sell-out appearance at The Mayflower Sean Lock returns on Tuesday, September 24 with Purple Van Man his hilarious new stand-up.

We all know what white van man thinks about the world we live in but it’s time to hear a different voice, purple van man’s voice. Filled with gags, opinions, deft observations and some silly voices this is Sean Lock doing what he does best, spouting inspired jibber jabber as he crosses the country in his purple van. He will make you laugh like a drunken horse.

Joe Pasquale stars in Ha Ha Holmes on Sunday, October 6.

You’d be absolutely barking to miss this pipe smoking new show as Holmes and Watson embark on their most dangerous adventure yet… hunting down The Hound of the Baskervilles!

It’s elementary and downright hilarious as Joe Pasquale takes on the role of Sherlock Holmes.

Tickets for all shows are on sale now.

Comments(15)

bigal007 says...
3:15pm Sat 2 Mar 13

i saw alan carr in weymouth and people walked out half way was not that good i have to say

J.P.M says...
6:14pm Sat 2 Mar 13

These are not edgy comics - they are the same old tax-dodging luvvies, raising more cash for their sad lives

Pikey-Biker says...
11:00pm Sat 2 Mar 13

Prefer Jim Davidson, top stand up!

cantthinkofone says...
8:05pm Sun 3 Mar 13

Pathetic line up for the most part, and confirms Southampton's reputation as being a decade in lieu. Sean Lock's okay. The likes of Stewart Lee are more likely to choose us as subject matter than actually perform here.

kingnotail says...
10:59pm Sun 3 Mar 13

cantthinkofone wrote:
Pathetic line up for the most part, and confirms Southampton's reputation as being a decade in lieu. Sean Lock's okay. The likes of Stewart Lee are more likely to choose us as subject matter than actually perform here.
I say let loose Doug Stanhope on Southampton..

kingnotail says...
11:01pm Sun 3 Mar 13

****-Biker wrote:
Prefer Jim Davidson, top stand up!
Maybe if you're a hundred years out of date (e.g. from Southampton)

cantthinkofone says...
5:58pm Mon 4 Mar 13

kingnotail wrote:
****-Biker wrote:
Prefer Jim Davidson, top stand up!
Maybe if you're a hundred years out of date (e.g. from Southampton)
Or an under-educated and over-entitled bigot.

Oops, sorry - you already covered that in the brackets... :-D

Pikey-Biker says...
6:02pm Mon 4 Mar 13

kingnotail wrote:
****-Biker wrote: Prefer Jim Davidson, top stand up!
Maybe if you're a hundred years out of date (e.g. from Southampton)
ah Mr Negative, do you like anywhere?

Pikey-Biker says...
6:39pm Mon 4 Mar 13

kingnotail wrote:
cantthinkofone wrote: Pathetic line up for the most part, and confirms Southampton's reputation as being a decade in lieu. Sean Lock's okay. The likes of Stewart Lee are more likely to choose us as subject matter than actually perform here.
I say let loose Doug Stanhope on Southampton..
Will probably get booed off stage

bigal007 says...
7:30pm Mon 4 Mar 13

i have to say the pub land lord chap i would love to see him

whats his name???

cantthinkofone says...
7:59pm Mon 4 Mar 13

Dave.

kingnotail says...
11:57pm Tue 5 Mar 13

****-Biker wrote:
kingnotail wrote:
cantthinkofone wrote: Pathetic line up for the most part, and confirms Southampton's reputation as being a decade in lieu. Sean Lock's okay. The likes of Stewart Lee are more likely to choose us as subject matter than actually perform here.
I say let loose Doug Stanhope on Southampton..
Will probably get booed off stage
As if you've ever even heard of him.

kingnotail says...
12:00am Wed 6 Mar 13

bigal007 wrote:
i have to say the pub land lord chap i would love to see him

whats his name???
Al Murray?

bigal007 says...
5:11am Wed 6 Mar 13

kingnotail wrote:
bigal007 wrote:
i have to say the pub land lord chap i would love to see him

whats his name???
Al Murray?
ye thats the one now is is very good

Pikey-Biker says...
11:26am Wed 6 Mar 13

kingnotail wrote:
****-Biker wrote:
kingnotail wrote:
cantthinkofone wrote: Pathetic line up for the most part, and confirms Southampton's reputation as being a decade in lieu. Sean Lock's okay. The likes of Stewart Lee are more likely to choose us as subject matter than actually perform here.
I say let loose Doug Stanhope on Southampton..
Will probably get booed off stage
As if you've ever even heard of him.
Before you mentioned him I hadn’t, so I looked him up on Wikipedia has a habit of getting booed by the audience.

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