Saints match postponed (From Daily Echo)

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote:
if games in moscow can go ahead i dont see any reason why ours cant.get gritting those pavements and off we go.its up to us the customer to come equipped in the right apparal.i.e ice skates and sledge.when we are all huddled together in the love oven that is st marys we will be praying for some snow.!3-0 saints!schneiderlin to get his 1st goal.

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote:
if games in moscow can go ahead i dont see any reason why ours cant.get gritting those pavements and off we go.its up to us the customer to come equipped in the right apparal.i.e ice skates and sledge.when we are all huddled together in the love oven that is st marys we will be praying for some snow.!3-0 saints!schneiderlin to get his 1st goal.

Costa Baz wrote:

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote: if games in moscow can go ahead i dont see any reason why ours cant.get gritting those pavements and off we go.its up to us the customer to come equipped in the right apparal.i.e ice skates and sledge.when we are all huddled together in the love oven that is st marys we will be praying for some snow.!3-0 saints!schneiderlin to get his 1st goal.

That would be one hell of a goal, from the stands. ;-D Sadly Morgan is suspended for the next match.

happyrower wrote:
Game called off :(

allways the optimist wrote:
Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

allways the optimist wrote:
Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

allways the optimist wrote:
Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

allways the optimist wrote:
Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

Paul from woolston wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

Under normal circumstances I would agree optimist, and offer my own services as well, as I`m a "frozen off" bricklayer at the moment. The thing is, it`s like the previous posters have said. This will give the boys a bit of an unexpected respite and give us a chance to bed in any new players. It also gives AP a chance to work in the dome to try to get the blend right........

Harleysaint wrote:
The lads are going to need all the rest they can because according to the OS we are playing both Swindon and Ipswich on the 23rd of Jan!!
Will that be at the same time or one after the other?
Both kick off at 3.00!
Its going to be tough but I'm betting we come away with all six points.
Two goalies in the same goal is bound to cause them problems!
Think of the comunication problems that 22 men and two managers all yelling instructions at the same time!
Walk in the park!
COYRAWAPMACHINE!!!

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

Harleysaint wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

Ive got a couple of plumbers doing nothing at the mo but would think twice about even giving Zulu beer to a skate! Its made out of fermented maize,yoghurt and water from the nearest pond and is only 2% proof! I used to believe that all beer is good with some being better than others untill I discovered "ZULU BEER" Its taken four good sessions of Johnny Smiths to take the taste away!!! Health and Safety would ban its consumption if they ever got wind of it. The Zulus only attacked Rorkes Drift because they thought the Brits had some decent beer hidden there!!!! Bet they didnt teach you that at school ;-)

hedge end saint wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

Ive got a couple of plumbers doing nothing at the mo but would think twice about even giving Zulu beer to a skate! Its made out of fermented maize,yoghurt and water from the nearest pond and is only 2% proof! I used to believe that all beer is good with some being better than others untill I discovered "ZULU BEER" Its taken four good sessions of Johnny Smiths to take the taste away!!! Health and Safety would ban its consumption if they ever got wind of it. The Zulus only attacked Rorkes Drift because they thought the Brits had some decent beer hidden there!!!! Bet they didnt teach you that at school ;-)

What did you do to take away the taste of the John Smith's ...disgusting stuff :-) ??!!!

Saint Pete II wrote:

Harleysaint wrote: The lads are going to need all the rest they can because according to the OS we are playing both Swindon and Ipswich on the 23rd of Jan!! Will that be at the same time or one after the other? Both kick off at 3.00! Its going to be tough but I'm betting we come away with all six points. Two goalies in the same goal is bound to cause them problems! Think of the comunication problems that 22 men and two managers all yelling instructions at the same time! Walk in the park! COYRAWAPMACHINE!!!

LOL! that will be a test and a half! can't get 6 points tho as one is an FA cup game. If we can only win one of them I would take the 3 pts. A JPT final and playoff final with 4th round FA will be an amazing achievement.

Harleysaint wrote:
Sky News: Poopy players just been paid December wages :-(

The Exiled Saint wrote:
As someone who travels 400 miles by road to see his beloved Saints at St Mary’s, this is one Season Ticket Holder who, although disappointed, is grateful to be told well in advance the game against the Tykes has been postponed. I daresay our travelling supporters in Cambridgeshire, Canterbury, Cardiff, London, Manchester and the Midlands will also appreciate the “health & safety do-gooders” for their intervention and so not have to risk making the journey. I suppose there are Saint’s fans that still believe all those attending St Mary’s live locally! I’m not sure they have games in Moscow at this time of year. I know the Scandinavian clubs take a long winter because of the snow and temperatures. As for St Mary’s not having under soil heating, what’s the point installing something that’s only going to be used once every three decades or so.

deadly666 wrote:
just been told that llana may be on his way to aston villa for around 2m and we're supposed to be signing matt thornhill from notts forest for around 100k and should complete signing of elliot ward for around 1.2m and there is talk of clinton morrison or frank nouble possibly coming down on loan until the end of the season

Bitterne Park Tim wrote:

deadly666 wrote: just been told that llana may be on his way to aston villa for around 2m and we're supposed to be signing matt thornhill from notts forest for around 100k and should complete signing of elliot ward for around 1.2m and there is talk of clinton morrison or frank nouble possibly coming down on loan until the end of the season

you cannot be taken seriously without revealing your sources..... The Taxi Driver or bloke at the bus stop do not count!

deadly666 wrote:
just been told that llana may be on his way to aston villa for around 2m and we're supposed to be signing matt thornhill from notts forest for around 100k and should complete signing of elliot ward for around 1.2m and there is talk of clinton morrison or frank nouble possibly coming down on loan until the end of the season

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote:
if games in moscow can go ahead i dont see any reason why ours cant.get gritting those pavements and off we go.its up to us the customer to come equipped in the right apparal.i.e ice skates and sledge.when we are all huddled together in the love oven that is st marys we will be praying for some snow.!3-0 saints!schneiderlin to get his 1st goal.

Bitterne Park Tim wrote:

deadly666 wrote: just been told that llana may be on his way to aston villa for around 2m and we're supposed to be signing matt thornhill from notts forest for around 100k and should complete signing of elliot ward for around 1.2m and there is talk of clinton morrison or frank nouble possibly coming down on loan until the end of the season

you cannot be taken seriously without revealing your sources..... The Taxi Driver or bloke at the bus stop do not count!

worthing_saint wrote:

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote: if games in moscow can go ahead i dont see any reason why ours cant.get gritting those pavements and off we go.its up to us the customer to come equipped in the right apparal.i.e ice skates and sledge.when we are all huddled together in the love oven that is st marys we will be praying for some snow.!3-0 saints!schneiderlin to get his 1st goal.

It'll be the health and safety do-gooders that will call it off - too slippery on the pavements ;o) sw = term-heat.....quite apt!

Ben Durutti wrote:

worthing_saint wrote:

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote: if games in moscow can go ahead i dont see any reason why ours cant.get gritting those pavements and off we go.its up to us the customer to come equipped in the right apparal.i.e ice skates and sledge.when we are all huddled together in the love oven that is st marys we will be praying for some snow.!3-0 saints!schneiderlin to get his 1st goal.

It'll be the health and safety do-gooders that will call it off - too slippery on the pavements ;o) sw = term-heat.....quite apt!

& I bet if you fell over you'd be the first to complain/sue.

Harleysaint wrote:

Paul from woolston wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

Under normal circumstances I would agree optimist, and offer my own services as well, as I`m a "frozen off" bricklayer at the moment. The thing is, it`s like the previous posters have said. This will give the boys a bit of an unexpected respite and give us a chance to bed in any new players. It also gives AP a chance to work in the dome to try to get the blend right........

Get some anti-freeze in yer muck mush ;-)

Paul from woolston wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

Paul from woolston wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

Under normal circumstances I would agree optimist, and offer my own services as well, as I`m a "frozen off" bricklayer at the moment. The thing is, it`s like the previous posters have said. This will give the boys a bit of an unexpected respite and give us a chance to bed in any new players. It also gives AP a chance to work in the dome to try to get the blend right........

Get some anti-freeze in yer muck mush ;-)

Hi Harley, have done in the past , but this is MOD work and they insist on the temperature being 3 degrees and rising.........mind you perhaps "ZULU" beer in the muck might be acceptable.......... ..

Paul from woolston wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

Paul from woolston wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

Under normal circumstances I would agree optimist, and offer my own services as well, as I`m a "frozen off" bricklayer at the moment. The thing is, it`s like the previous posters have said. This will give the boys a bit of an unexpected respite and give us a chance to bed in any new players. It also gives AP a chance to work in the dome to try to get the blend right........

Get some anti-freeze in yer muck mush ;-)

Hi Harley, have done in the past , but this is MOD work and they insist on the temperature being 3 degrees and rising.........mind you perhaps "ZULU" beer in the muck might be acceptable.......... ..

Paul from woolston wrote:
According to South London press.......saints are also interested in palace midfielder Neil Dans

deadly666 wrote:

Bitterne Park Tim wrote:

deadly666 wrote: just been told that llana may be on his way to aston villa for around 2m and we're supposed to be signing matt thornhill from notts forest for around 100k and should complete signing of elliot ward for around 1.2m and there is talk of clinton morrison or frank nouble possibly coming down on loan until the end of the season

you cannot be taken seriously without revealing your sources..... The Taxi Driver or bloke at the bus stop do not count!

my cousin works in the ticket office at st marys - and if you read carefully - none of them are done deals although matt thornhill and elliot ward are more than likely going to happen

Paul from woolston wrote:
I saw him too Harley..........mind you I thought he could do with a hair cut!!!!

Harleysaint wrote:

Paul from woolston wrote: I saw him too Harley..........mind you I thought he could do with a hair cut!!!!

Yeah.. and a bit more lipgloss and mascara!! Lose the glasses and hairy fore-arms and bingo! Date made in heaven!!:-0 This is getting a bit scary: SW (and I kid you not) MUST-DATE Oh Well, Better latent than never!

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote:
Oh well...............h udds wont fancy an evening trip down here now.laughing out loud.smiley face. its for the greater good.pards can concentrate on getting us some new faces and get em gelled.a rested lambert is like a hungry horse.it might serve up shoddy food,buts its cheap and will get the job done and give you change!ALAN PARDEWS RED AND WHITE ARMY!!!!oh by the way im glad i found this forum,some of saints other forums are complete rubbish.fair play echo.

sorensaint wrote:
....here boys and girls.....sweet ......TROUBLED Portsmouth last night put their whole squad up for sale.
And Starsport can reveal that the cash-strapped outfit are so desperate for money they even asked the Premier League to guarantee a loan so they could pay their players. Portsmouth secured a lending facility to cover the outstanding £1.8m wage bill.
But one of the conditions was that the League guaranteed the money – and they refused to do so.
Pompey’s first-team squad have STILL not been paid their December salaries, which are now seven days overdue.
And the Professional Footballers’ Association will hold showdown talks with the club today to resolve it.
PFA chief Gordon Taylor said: “We have been assured the monies will be paid this week.”
Portsmouth are under a transfer embargo which will not be lifted until they prove they can pay off their debts.
The situation is so bad they will listen to offers for all 24 senior players along with more than 20 of the youth squad.
French defender Younes Kaboul has been singled-out as the club’s most valuable asset and is close to a £5m switch to Lyon.
Nigerian John Utaka is in talks about a cut-price move to Sochaux.
But a Tottenham swoop for England No. 1 David James has been thrown into doubt by the keeper’s wage demands.

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

slugger wrote:
glad the game is postponed..(for selfish reasons).i couldn't go anyway. at least now i'll get to see it,unless it's on a tuesday night which is a day her indoors works............thi s is getting too complicated ! COYR !!! sw team-fund.......hoho hohoho !

slugger wrote:
glad the game is postponed..(for selfish reasons).i couldn't go anyway. at least now i'll get to see it,unless it's on a tuesday night which is a day her indoors works............thi s is getting too complicated ! COYR !!! sw team-fund.......hoho hohoho !

puppy saint wrote:

slugger wrote: glad the game is postponed..(for selfish reasons).i couldn't go anyway. at least now i'll get to see it,unless it's on a tuesday night which is a day her indoors works............thi s is getting too complicated ! COYR !!! sw team-fund.......hoho hohoho !

I think I have a possible solution. The "Little Saint" Creche! Use the away coaches as the venue. Chuck the driver a £5. Give em marker pens, paint, glue and a project! Collect your very happy little un's when the games finished. What could possibly go wrong?

Baddesley Bill wrote:
Gutted....I'd wangled my way into a corporate box for that one. I was hoping to watch everyone freeze whilst I was lording it by the radiator gnawing on a prime steak n ale pie!!! :O)

slugger wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote: Gutted....I'd wangled my way into a corporate box for that one. I was hoping to watch everyone freeze whilst I was lording it by the radiator gnawing on a prime steak n ale pie!!! :O)

you can still go !

Baddesley Bill wrote:

slugger wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote: Gutted....I'd wangled my way into a corporate box for that one. I was hoping to watch everyone freeze whilst I was lording it by the radiator gnawing on a prime steak n ale pie!!! :O)

you can still go !

Nawwww....what you doin Saturday...fancy a few jars, a chinese and a lodger for the night? :O)

Baddesley Bill wrote:

slugger wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote: Gutted....I'd wangled my way into a corporate box for that one. I was hoping to watch everyone freeze whilst I was lording it by the radiator gnawing on a prime steak n ale pie!!! :O)

you can still go !

Nawwww....what you doin Saturday...fancy a few jars, a chinese and a lodger for the night? :O)

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!!
See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle.
My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate!
I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys"
As I see it you have two options:
1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years.
OR;
2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!!
Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!!
If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote:
i signed up on here yesterday,and was checking out some recent articles. some of the fans on here are completely beyond belief.I am 29 had a season ticket since i was 7 and i can honestley say THIS is this most exicted ive been as a saints fan.so what if we are in league 1?after last seasons tripe and the lowe era,this is going to be an amazing ride for us.All i would say is give pardew and the board the time they need,next season we will go up if not this year.THIS IS GOOD TIMES people so buckle up sit back roll up a fat one if you will and enjoy this puppy.

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

Brite Spark wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

slugger wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote: Gutted....I'd wangled my way into a corporate box for that one. I was hoping to watch everyone freeze whilst I was lording it by the radiator gnawing on a prime steak n ale pie!!! :O)

you can still go !

Nawwww....what you doin Saturday...fancy a few jars, a chinese and a lodger for the night? :O)

A Chinese AND a lodger!? Steady on!!

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote:
By the way my good mate is a gills fan,and for the last three home games there has been a saints scout there,and simeon jackson has made no secret of a move away.i think he would be great for us.a little whippet up with lambo.what do you guys think of jackson?he recksons he is worth about 600,000 in todays market.

slugger wrote:

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote: i signed up on here yesterday,and was checking out some recent articles. some of the fans on here are completely beyond belief.I am 29 had a season ticket since i was 7 and i can honestley say THIS is this most exicted ive been as a saints fan.so what if we are in league 1?after last seasons tripe and the lowe era,this is going to be an amazing ride for us.All i would say is give pardew and the board the time they need,next season we will go up if not this year.THIS IS GOOD TIMES people so buckle up sit back roll up a fat one if you will and enjoy this puppy.

me too, on all aspects of your post ! welcome to our happy site.....COYR !!!!

Baddesley Bill wrote:

Brite Spark wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

slugger wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote: Gutted....I'd wangled my way into a corporate box for that one. I was hoping to watch everyone freeze whilst I was lording it by the radiator gnawing on a prime steak n ale pie!!! :O)

you can still go !

Nawwww....what you doin Saturday...fancy a few jars, a chinese and a lodger for the night? :O)

A Chinese AND a lodger!? Steady on!!

BS...open house...you bring the Phillipino! (Food...I'm talking food!!!!) :O)

Baddesley Bill wrote:

slugger wrote:

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote: i signed up on here yesterday,and was checking out some recent articles. some of the fans on here are completely beyond belief.I am 29 had a season ticket since i was 7 and i can honestley say THIS is this most exicted ive been as a saints fan.so what if we are in league 1?after last seasons tripe and the lowe era,this is going to be an amazing ride for us.All i would say is give pardew and the board the time they need,next season we will go up if not this year.THIS IS GOOD TIMES people so buckle up sit back roll up a fat one if you will and enjoy this puppy.

me too, on all aspects of your post ! welcome to our happy site.....COYR !!!!

Good post....but "enjoy this puppy"?...I guessed Puppysaint was a consenting adult but this is just too much!........ :O)

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

Harleysaint wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

Sorry: ZBeer cutting in again! When I say "ALL", I mean the Politically Correct Brigade. I am not a Xenophobe and have never had a serious problem with overseas players wearing the RED AND WHITE if they proove themselves to be good enough! My point is this: If we all end up loving each other then where does the competitiveness come from? Schools discourage it,the Police would prefer it if it did not exist,and the Polititions would be paid for doing even less! COME ON YOU MULTI RACIAL RED AND WHITE ALAN PARDEW MACHINE!!!!!!!!! PS ZULU BEER is a mind altering experience! Dont go there! :-)

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

Baddesley Bill wrote:
I gotta get me a shed-load of Zulu beer! s/w wine-sure....how apt!

Harleysaint wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote: I gotta get me a shed-load of Zulu beer! s/w wine-sure....how apt!

Billy,Billy,Billy! I suspect that you are a youngish man? My Dad,bless him before he shuffled off this mortal alternator said,and I quote:"Harley!,whate ver you do in life will make me proud""Me and your Mum are quite concerned though at your apparent lack of direction" "Do the best you can with your 2 O levels and make a serious effort to meet a girl with more money than sense" And then he said something that untill recently made no sense at all. "Harley,he said:"Two pieces of advice" Firstly never eat yellow snow! Secondly,and more importantly "NEVER DRINK ZULU BEER" EVEN IF DYING OF THIRST!!! COYRAWAPMACHINE!!!

puppy saint wrote:
2%?

allways the optimist wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

There was me thinking the tax authorities were all being paid a ridiculous amount of money to put winding up orders against the skates and trying to close them down! actually, come to think about it, the tax man should be respected, just for the sake that they are bringing misery upon Portsmouth, and amusement to us all!

Harleysaint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

There was me thinking the tax authorities were all being paid a ridiculous amount of money to put winding up orders against the skates and trying to close them down! actually, come to think about it, the tax man should be respected, just for the sake that they are bringing misery upon Portsmouth, and amusement to us all!

Always: That was me and "The Team" and we have decided that we are not going to even invoice for the pleasure! Truth be told they are not really insolvent! We just made it look that way! We also work for HMCustoms and Exise and over Tea with Her Majesty,whilst it started as a bit of a joke SHE suggested that it might "Amuse One" if Pompey were to ,and I quote;"GO DOWN THE LAVATORY" "LEAVE IT TO US" I said, "We are the men for the job" Anyway: Just watch yourselves because The Queen loves us !!!!!!!! Would not have got the job if I had not worked for her back in the day :-)

puppy saint wrote:
2%?

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

There was me thinking the tax authorities were all being paid a ridiculous amount of money to put winding up orders against the skates and trying to close them down! actually, come to think about it, the tax man should be respected, just for the sake that they are bringing misery upon Portsmouth, and amusement to us all!

Always: That was me and "The Team" and we have decided that we are not going to even invoice for the pleasure! Truth be told they are not really insolvent! We just made it look that way! We also work for HMCustoms and Exise and over Tea with Her Majesty,whilst it started as a bit of a joke SHE suggested that it might "Amuse One" if Pompey were to ,and I quote;"GO DOWN THE LAVATORY" "LEAVE IT TO US" I said, "We are the men for the job" Anyway: Just watch yourselves because The Queen loves us !!!!!!!! Would not have got the job if I had not worked for her back in the day :-)

brilliant !....(joke.....right ?)

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

option 2 is right up my street !(am i in the clear now ?)they can kiss mine too !!!! COYR !!!!

Minnesota Saint wrote:
Anybody know if MK Dons have under soil heating, got me a ticket and flying in for it, would be sick if that gets called too, sh1te weather is meant to continue so i understand!

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

option 2 is right up my street !(am i in the clear now ?)they can kiss mine too !!!! COYR !!!!

Shreading the weighty files as we speak(type) **** Slugger,Me and the twelve man team are going to be up all night shreading this lot!! Al Capone took less time!!!

Brite Spark wrote:

Minnesota Saint wrote: Anybody know if MK Dons have under soil heating, got me a ticket and flying in for it, would be sick if that gets called too, sh1te weather is meant to continue so i understand!

Where are you flying in from Minnesota Saint?

Harleysaint wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote: I gotta get me a shed-load of Zulu beer! s/w wine-sure....how apt!

Billy,Billy,Billy! I suspect that you are a youngish man? My Dad,bless him before he shuffled off this mortal alternator said,and I quote:"Harley!,whate ver you do in life will make me proud""Me and your Mum are quite concerned though at your apparent lack of direction" "Do the best you can with your 2 O levels and make a serious effort to meet a girl with more money than sense" And then he said something that untill recently made no sense at all. "Harley,he said:"Two pieces of advice" Firstly never eat yellow snow! Secondly,and more importantly "NEVER DRINK ZULU BEER" EVEN IF DYING OF THIRST!!! COYRAWAPMACHINE!!!

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

option 2 is right up my street !(am i in the clear now ?)they can kiss mine too !!!! COYR !!!!

Shreading the weighty files as we speak(type) **** Slugger,Me and the twelve man team are going to be up all night shreading this lot!! Al Capone took less time!!!

so,the brown envelope contained enough eh ? keep shreading !

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

option 2 is right up my street !(am i in the clear now ?)they can kiss mine too !!!! COYR !!!!

Shreading the weighty files as we speak(type) **** Slugger,Me and the twelve man team are going to be up all night shreading this lot!! Al Capone took less time!!!

so,the brown envelope contained enough eh ? keep shreading !

Just remember this"Mr Slugger" The brown envelope has traces of your DNA unless like all successful lump boys you took the precaution of having the family pet lick the flap. Many of these creatures are on our database,including dogs,rabbits and guinea pigs! My advice is to use a reptile such as snake,one of those big lizards that dont do much or the untraceable Nigerian newt!! If you were not a Saint me and the department would not be cutting you this amount of slack! Just watch yourself sonny! That goes for all of you!!(unless your a SAINT) ps Feel free to grass a skate!! :-) COYRAWAPMACHINE!!!!! !!

allways the optimist wrote:

Brite Spark wrote:

Minnesota Saint wrote: Anybody know if MK Dons have under soil heating, got me a ticket and flying in for it, would be sick if that gets called too, sh1te weather is meant to continue so i understand!

Where are you flying in from Minnesota Saint?

perhaps the clue is in his username? ;)

Footso wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

option 2 is right up my street !(am i in the clear now ?)they can kiss mine too !!!! COYR !!!!

Shreading the weighty files as we speak(type) **** Slugger,Me and the twelve man team are going to be up all night shreading this lot!! Al Capone took less time!!!

so,the brown envelope contained enough eh ? keep shreading !

Just remember this"Mr Slugger" The brown envelope has traces of your DNA unless like all successful lump boys you took the precaution of having the family pet lick the flap. Many of these creatures are on our database,including dogs,rabbits and guinea pigs! My advice is to use a reptile such as snake,one of those big lizards that dont do much or the untraceable Nigerian newt!! If you were not a Saint me and the department would not be cutting you this amount of slack! Just watch yourself sonny! That goes for all of you!!(unless your a SAINT) ps Feel free to grass a skate!! :-) COYRAWAPMACHINE!!!!! !!

My recommendation is to use the spit of the Patagonian Bursting Rabbit. The DNA equivalent of magnolia paint. It never fails! I understand that Redknapp insists on it, on all his brown envelopes!!

Harleysaint wrote:

Footso wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

option 2 is right up my street !(am i in the clear now ?)they can kiss mine too !!!! COYR !!!!

Shreading the weighty files as we speak(type) **** Slugger,Me and the twelve man team are going to be up all night shreading this lot!! Al Capone took less time!!!

so,the brown envelope contained enough eh ? keep shreading !

Just remember this"Mr Slugger" The brown envelope has traces of your DNA unless like all successful lump boys you took the precaution of having the family pet lick the flap. Many of these creatures are on our database,including dogs,rabbits and guinea pigs! My advice is to use a reptile such as snake,one of those big lizards that dont do much or the untraceable Nigerian newt!! If you were not a Saint me and the department would not be cutting you this amount of slack! Just watch yourself sonny! That goes for all of you!!(unless your a SAINT) ps Feel free to grass a skate!! :-) COYRAWAPMACHINE!!!!! !!

My recommendation is to use the spit of the Patagonian Bursting Rabbit. The DNA equivalent of magnolia paint. It never fails! I understand that Redknapp insists on it, on all his brown envelopes!!

Harry uses them??! Might explain why they have become an endangered species! Ive heard that the climate in Parkstone,Poole is ideal for the Bursting Rabbits domestic propogation! He's probably got a lifetime supply! Is nothing sacred!!??

Harleysaint wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

Footso wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Lone Ranger wrote:

puppy saint wrote:

allways the optimist wrote: Under pitch heating? im sure we have it? that and a rally for fans to get involved in gritting the roads round SMS and clearing the snow off the pitch for the game? seeming as we are a community club, id be happy to help out.

we got the pipes under the pitch but the previous regime couldn't afford a plumber! Do we know any plumbers that would do it for a couple of cans of zulu beer?

When the stadium was built all of the pipework was laid and the club decided not to connect it all up for two reasons. One..yes you are right ..the cost was too high...Secondly...be cause of the stadium location is next to sea. They then felt that it would take such extreme weather conditions to call the game off because of a frozen pitch...Now even if there was under soil heating the game would be called off because they would have to consider the paying supporters moving to and from the ground. If that makes sense ..thats the reason why it was never commissioned...But it can be !!

does sombody need a plumber/heating engineer,no job too small,all bills to be paid in cash !

Got yer Slugger! Me and my team have been on your case for some time now!! See you fell for the old Harleysaint unthreatening ,safe handle. My alter ego is Dave of the Tax Inspectorate! I am paid a rediculous amount of money to trawl these sites looking for over-confident "Lump Boys" As I see it you have two options: 1/. Confess your sins and admit to all the cash payments that you have received in the last twenty years. OR; 2/. Tell the authorities to "Eat your Shorts" untill they do something about stopping the overseas ponces nicking our Social Security money!! Dont have to use it myself (YET) but I know my old Mum deserves it more than the migrants!! If that is non PC then you can all kiss my furryBUTT COYRAWAPMACHINE

option 2 is right up my street !(am i in the clear now ?)they can kiss mine too !!!! COYR !!!!

Shreading the weighty files as we speak(type) **** Slugger,Me and the twelve man team are going to be up all night shreading this lot!! Al Capone took less time!!!

so,the brown envelope contained enough eh ? keep shreading !

Just remember this"Mr Slugger" The brown envelope has traces of your DNA unless like all successful lump boys you took the precaution of having the family pet lick the flap. Many of these creatures are on our database,including dogs,rabbits and guinea pigs! My advice is to use a reptile such as snake,one of those big lizards that dont do much or the untraceable Nigerian newt!! If you were not a Saint me and the department would not be cutting you this amount of slack! Just watch yourself sonny! That goes for all of you!!(unless your a SAINT) ps Feel free to grass a skate!! :-) COYRAWAPMACHINE!!!!! !!

My recommendation is to use the spit of the Patagonian Bursting Rabbit. The DNA equivalent of magnolia paint. It never fails! I understand that Redknapp insists on it, on all his brown envelopes!!

Harry uses them??! Might explain why they have become an endangered species! Ive heard that the climate in Parkstone,Poole is ideal for the Bursting Rabbits domestic propogation! He's probably got a lifetime supply! Is nothing sacred!!??

Heads up Lump Boys! Always use the ink from the Mongolian octopus when addrressing the brown envelope,and always use the snot from the back of the Australian Box Jellyfish to seal the flap. Forensics are at least ten years behind as we speak!!! Good luck and good avoidance! Dont forget to claim for painting the garden shed!!!

Paul from woolston wrote:
Just got back after five hours of chaperoning the missus from job to job.
Read the posts, made me laugh!
Got to do it all again at 7 am!!
Any news on the rumour that Gerard is coming to st mary`s!!!

Only joking...Only joking......

Footso wrote:

allways the optimist wrote:

Brite Spark wrote:

Minnesota Saint wrote: Anybody know if MK Dons have under soil heating, got me a ticket and flying in for it, would be sick if that gets called too, sh1te weather is meant to continue so i understand!

Where are you flying in from Minnesota Saint?

perhaps the clue is in his username? ;)

Eastleigh maybe?

Minnesota Saint wrote:

Footso wrote:

allways the optimist wrote:

Brite Spark wrote:

Minnesota Saint wrote: Anybody know if MK Dons have under soil heating, got me a ticket and flying in for it, would be sick if that gets called too, sh1te weather is meant to continue so i understand!

Where are you flying in from Minnesota Saint?

perhaps the clue is in his username? ;)

Eastleigh maybe?

I am flying in from the States, get to take in 3 games and would hate to miss any of them due to sh1te weather, my last game was 13th April last year vs Palace.

Brite Spark wrote:

Paul from woolston wrote: Just got back after five hours of chaperoning the missus from job to job. Read the posts, made me laugh! Got to do it all again at 7 am!! Any news on the rumour that Gerard is coming to st mary`s!!! Only joking...Only joking......

Your missus sounds like she has an interesting job!??

Saint_John wrote:

Costa Baz wrote:

shaving your pubes is so 2010 wrote: if games in moscow can go ahead i dont see any reason why ours cant.get gritting those pavements and off we go.its up to us the customer to come equipped in the right apparal.i.e ice skates and sledge.when we are all huddled together in the love oven that is st marys we will be praying for some snow.!3-0 saints!schneiderlin to get his 1st goal.

That would be one hell of a goal, from the stands. ;-D Sadly Morgan is suspended for the next match.

Morgan is NOT suspended, his 5th booking was on the 2nd Jan. . The FA rules say " (a) CAUTIONS ADMINISTERED ON THE FIELD OF PLAY (i) If a Player accumulates five cautions in FTCM between the opening day of the Playing Season and 31 December (including any FTCM played on that day) in the same Season, he will be suspended automatically for a period covering: - One First Team Match . (ii) If a Player accumulates five cautions in FTCM between the opening day of the Playing Season and the last day of the same Season, he will be: - “Warned as to his Future Conduct”." etc.

Baddesley Bill wrote:

Harleysaint wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote: I gotta get me a shed-load of Zulu beer! s/w wine-sure....how apt!

Billy,Billy,Billy! I suspect that you are a youngish man? My Dad,bless him before he shuffled off this mortal alternator said,and I quote:"Harley!,whate ver you do in life will make me proud""Me and your Mum are quite concerned though at your apparent lack of direction" "Do the best you can with your 2 O levels and make a serious effort to meet a girl with more money than sense" And then he said something that untill recently made no sense at all. "Harley,he said:"Two pieces of advice" Firstly never eat yellow snow! Secondly,and more importantly "NEVER DRINK ZULU BEER" EVEN IF DYING OF THIRST!!! COYRAWAPMACHINE!!!

Harley...you are sooo right...I am a mere 46yrs young...and my dad too (before he took off for his final heavenly pub-crawl) did offer me some advice. Firstly, "follow your home team son...thru thick n thin...especially the thin..." he was a Palace fan you see...secondly, "...spread your seed son...spread it far and wide..." he was good with the women you see....and finally "lay off the Zulu beer son...cos you'll miss the kick off and not be able to raise one for the women!!!!"...I proved him wrong on that one...I'd never miss the kick off!!! :O)

Brite Spark wrote:

Minnesota Saint wrote:

Footso wrote:

allways the optimist wrote:

Brite Spark wrote:

Minnesota Saint wrote: Anybody know if MK Dons have under soil heating, got me a ticket and flying in for it, would be sick if that gets called too, sh1te weather is meant to continue so i understand!

Where are you flying in from Minnesota Saint?

perhaps the clue is in his username? ;)

Eastleigh maybe?

I am flying in from the States, get to take in 3 games and would hate to miss any of them due to sh1te weather, my last game was 13th April last year vs Palace.

Palace?

Brite Spark wrote:

Minnesota Saint wrote:

Footso wrote:

allways the optimist wrote:

Brite Spark wrote:

Minnesota Saint wrote: Anybody know if MK Dons have under soil heating, got me a ticket and flying in for it, would be sick if that gets called too, sh1te weather is meant to continue so i understand!

Where are you flying in from Minnesota Saint?

perhaps the clue is in his username? ;)

Eastleigh maybe?

I am flying in from the States, get to take in 3 games and would hate to miss any of them due to sh1te weather, my last game was 13th April last year vs Palace.

Palace?