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Puncheon backed for England call-up
10:40am Thursday 22nd November 2012 in Sport
By Gordon Simpson, Senior Sports Reporter
JASON PUNCHEON
Saints ace Jason Puncheon can play for England, according to the man who gave him his big break in football.
Paul Fairclough was manager at Barnet in 2006 when he signed the winger, whose career looked as if it might have been consigned to the scrapheap at the time.
Released from MK Dons, following their controversial move from Wimbledon, Puncheon had been turning out for non-league clubs such as Fisher Athletic and Lewes.
The Premier League seemed a long way off then.
But Fairclough, who said Puncheon couldn’t even hold down a regular place at non-league level at that time, believed he saw a player with top-flight potential.
His faith was not unfounded.
Puncheon, now 26, has starred for Saints on their return to the Premier League.
No performance was better than his inspirational one against QPR last weekend that helped the club secure a vital 3-1 win at their fellow strugglers.
It was a display that capped a remarkable transformation for Puncheon at St Mary’s, where he has gone from an outcast to a valued member of the first-team.
For Fairclough, though, that is no surprise.
He has witnessed first-hand how Puncheon has responded to adversity.
“Jason was at probably the lowest point of his career when he came to us,” said Fairclough.
“We took him on trial and, for me, it was blatantly obvious he was a lad with talent – no question about that.
“We provided him with a platform, we believed in him, and he performed for us.
“I always believed Jason had Premiership ability. The question mark was whether he had Premiership attitude.”
That is a question that has passed the lips of a number of Saints fans since he joined the club from Plymouth in January 2010.
After Alan Pardew, the manager who signed him, was sacked, Puncheon was frozen out for much of the League One and Championship promotion campaigns.
His career at St Mary’s then appeared to be over when he publicly criticised chairman Nicola Cortese at the start of this year.
But, after an apology, Puncheon was granted a clean slate. He has used it to good effect.
“I knew Jason was getting frustrated, but full credit to him and the staff down there,” said Fairclough.
“Someone seems to be pressing the right buttons for him at the club now. The manager is getting the best out of him.”
Fairclough, now manager of the England C team, for non-league players, admitted that a young Puncheon was not always easy to control.
“Jason was an angry young man and that was getting in his way,” recalled the 62-year-old, who is also director of football at Barnet.
“I would be telling you fibs if I said it was always easy with him.
“We had to be very patient at times with Jason.
“We kept him in line and showed him what we believed was the right way for him, both as a person and a footballer.
“He’s taken a while to grow up. He could test you and stretch you, but it was worth it because he’s got such great ability.
“He’s matured now. He’s a different man, he’s a proper man. He’s got a couple of children now, and that, I think, has helped him.
“The biggest thing he’s put into his game is work ethic.
“Sometimes the coin drops, and when it does with certain players you can get something really quite spectacular.”
Fairclough believes Puncheon’s talent is special enough that he could eventually earn consideration for the England team.
“I would love to see Jason pull on an England shirt,” he said. “Jason has got the quality. We are always bemoaning how short we are of left-sided players.
“He would kill for it, I think.”
Fairclough has challenged Puncheon to make sure that his current form is not just a flash in the pan.
“I’m hoping this is not just going to be a period in his game that is here one minute and gone the next,” he said.
“It’s about sustaining this now for Jason.
“He hasn’t peaked yet. I just want him to keep his head down and keep on this path. He’s a gifted player.”
Comments(163)
St Retford
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11:05am Thu 22 Nov 12
Think it might be a bit early to be chanting for an England call up (some of his performances this season have been a little lacklustre, after all) but he's certainly heading in the right direction and sums up the 'together as one' motif more than anyone.
GX Saint
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11:07am Thu 22 Nov 12
I think Cline is the more likely candidate for a call up.
Strasbourg Saint
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11:24am Thu 22 Nov 12
Despire: (verb - rarely used today) the slight sign of sweat on the face of a cool person when any average Joe would be sweating buckets.
Example, 'There was a sudden light failure in the BBC studio, Hansen turned purple and started sweating but Des Lynam coolly continued despite at first despiring a little.
Brite Spark
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11:26am Thu 22 Nov 12
He's only had one good game against a dire team.
sarfhamton
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11:28am Thu 22 Nov 12
damoose
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11:32am Thu 22 Nov 12
damoose
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11:44am Thu 22 Nov 12
magnette
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11:49am Thu 22 Nov 12
Confucious
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11:51am Thu 22 Nov 12
Strasbourg Saint wrote:Hurrah - Punch,the prodigal son, was lost, but now he is found.
I like that picture above. I'm going to show it to the wife. She thinks I need to lose a bit of weight; I think I'm as fit as Punch.
Despire: (verb - rarely used today) the slight sign of sweat on the face of a cool person when any average Joe would be sweating buckets.
Example, 'There was a sudden light failure in the BBC studio, Hansen turned purple and started sweating but Des Lynam coolly continued despite at first despiring a little.
I explained successfully the numbers to my wife ie I'm not overweight at all, but 4 inches underheight.
Glad you've explained despire is a proper word. I agonaired over that - didn't know whether to empathair with Puddletown or leave him chastaired for bad wording.
And to be fair, it's a living language and there should always be room for improvairing with it - just as Nige Adkinised the team sheet by inclusioning Punch.
miltonarcher
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12:08pm Thu 22 Nov 12
SFCOLDBOY
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12:12pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Still got to be convinced though.
Still got no pace to go past players,(necessity at Prem level, in his position) and his right foot is used only to stop him falling over.
Work on these deficiencies and then I feel the England thing may work.
Heres hoping.
COYS.
Strasbourg Saint
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12:13pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Confucious wrote:Now I'm completastically confucionised!
Strasbourg Saint wrote:Hurrah - Punch,the prodigal son, was lost, but now he is found.
I like that picture above. I'm going to show it to the wife. She thinks I need to lose a bit of weight; I think I'm as fit as Punch.
Despire: (verb - rarely used today) the slight sign of sweat on the face of a cool person when any average Joe would be sweating buckets.
Example, 'There was a sudden light failure in the BBC studio, Hansen turned purple and started sweating but Des Lynam coolly continued despite at first despiring a little.
I explained successfully the numbers to my wife ie I'm not overweight at all, but 4 inches underheight.
Glad you've explained despire is a proper word. I agonaired over that - didn't know whether to empathair with Puddletown or leave him chastaired for bad wording.
And to be fair, it's a living language and there should always be room for improvairing with it - just as Nige Adkinised the team sheet by inclusioning Punch.
Dickosfc
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12:15pm Thu 22 Nov 12
.
Remember sssshhhhhhh
RedArmy1
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12:32pm Thu 22 Nov 12
hhh to the skates !!!
Don't miss out on FULHAM AWAY.
Tickets are available now from Fulhams website in the Neutral area of Craven Cottage. http://shop.fulhamfc
.com/events.aspx...e
ntfilter=home
RED ARMY RULE THE SOUTH.
THE SAINTS GO MARCHING ON-ON-ON !!!
Strasbourg Saint
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12:32pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Strasbourg Saint wrote:Anyway, I'm off. I have to go and imprintlify some basolistical English into the minds of my galiquesant French studologists.
Confucious wrote:Now I'm completastically confucionised!
Strasbourg Saint wrote:Hurrah - Punch,the prodigal son, was lost, but now he is found.
I like that picture above. I'm going to show it to the wife. She thinks I need to lose a bit of weight; I think I'm as fit as Punch.
Despire: (verb - rarely used today) the slight sign of sweat on the face of a cool person when any average Joe would be sweating buckets.
Example, 'There was a sudden light failure in the BBC studio, Hansen turned purple and started sweating but Des Lynam coolly continued despite at first despiring a little.
I explained successfully the numbers to my wife ie I'm not overweight at all, but 4 inches underheight.
Glad you've explained despire is a proper word. I agonaired over that - didn't know whether to empathair with Puddletown or leave him chastaired for bad wording.
And to be fair, it's a living language and there should always be room for improvairing with it - just as Nige Adkinised the team sheet by inclusioning Punch.
Have a wondasious afterlunch everypeople.
RedArmy1
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12:33pm Thu 22 Nov 12
hhh to the skates !!!
Don't miss out on FULHAM AWAY.
Tickets are available now from Fulhams website in the Neutral area of Craven Cottage. http://shop.fulhamfc
.com/events.aspx...e
ntfilter=home
RED ARMY RULE THE SOUTH.
THE SAINTS GO MARCHING ON-ON-ON !!!
Seedhouse the Unrepentant
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12:34pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Mush On The Beach
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12:59pm Thu 22 Nov 12
I do see you though as someone that is applying yourself lately to our cause and is justifying yourself as a first team selection and so who knows what will happen if you are constantly in the spotlight of a winning Saints team?
Little Hitler
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1:18pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:A little LOL came out.
Nice picture of him on the front of the Pink leading the ssssshhhhhing campaign.
He's looked first class this season from afar. I remember that our Man Utd collapse started the minute he and Sir Ricky were dragged off despite bossing the game.
The fans forgive him, Cortese / Adkins forgives him, he forgives the fans so smiles all round.
Southampton Dominance
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1:32pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Mush On The Beach wrote:You don't see him as England material. He will be devastated to learn that! But at least you think he's been applying himself lately. See Punch, every cloud!
Sorry Punch, I don’t see you as England material right now, prove me wrong though.
I do see you though as someone that is applying yourself lately to our cause and is justifying yourself as a first team selection and so who knows what will happen if you are constantly in the spotlight of a winning Saints team?
Confucious
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1:37pm Thu 22 Nov 12
RedArmy1 wrote:And there was me thinking that, even if Southampton and its magnicifent football club should last for a thousand years, people will never hear RedArmy1 say "Ssssssssssssshh hhh."
sssssssssssssssssshh
hhh to the skates !!!
Don't miss out on FULHAM AWAY.
Tickets are available now from Fulhams website in the Neutral area of Craven Cottage. http://shop.fulhamfc
.com/events.aspx...e
ntfilter=home
RED ARMY RULE THE SOUTH.
THE SAINTS GO MARCHING ON-ON-ON !!!
Seedhouse the Unrepentant
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1:50pm Thu 22 Nov 12
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
Alicesdad
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1:52pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Strasbourg Saint wrote:We are just a few syllables from turing into te Stanley Unwin appreciation society. If you remember the peculiar old boy you will know what I mean.
Strasbourg Saint wrote:Anyway, I'm off. I have to go and imprintlify some basolistical English into the minds of my galiquesant French studologists.
Confucious wrote:Now I'm completastically confucionised!
Strasbourg Saint wrote:Hurrah - Punch,the prodigal son, was lost, but now he is found.
I like that picture above. I'm going to show it to the wife. She thinks I need to lose a bit of weight; I think I'm as fit as Punch.
Despire: (verb - rarely used today) the slight sign of sweat on the face of a cool person when any average Joe would be sweating buckets.
Example, 'There was a sudden light failure in the BBC studio, Hansen turned purple and started sweating but Des Lynam coolly continued despite at first despiring a little.
I explained successfully the numbers to my wife ie I'm not overweight at all, but 4 inches underheight.
Glad you've explained despire is a proper word. I agonaired over that - didn't know whether to empathair with Puddletown or leave him chastaired for bad wording.
And to be fair, it's a living language and there should always be room for improvairing with it - just as Nige Adkinised the team sheet by inclusioning Punch.
Have a wondasious afterlunch everypeople.
As Stanley would have said:
Punchy punchy young aggressy in the traincamp oh yes found himself deep in the fundamold and neckful of mire. Then Cortese fantaisy made sorry himsay oh grovelly grovelly and then back on greeny pitch with goaly goaly and mucho applausible. Oh very very goody with the fanbase terrace seated. Punchy in the whitey whitey lion threesome shirty, anonymous track suity suity spouty spout. Complete bollocky bollocky somesay but then again strangeness in the worldyfold is mucho evidencible.
... or something simlar to that.
Scarborosaint
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1:56pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Scarborosaint
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1:56pm Thu 22 Nov 12
devonsaint2
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2:05pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:As someone smart said last night, what time do you value the Park at. When they had their 1st administration or now. The value has plummeted.
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
Now I guess it's nearly worthless., especially when they are relegated.
The other point is ,its a developer buying it for the trust to rent. When they can't pay the rent I wonder what he will do with it.
I guess a museum
devonsaint2
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2:05pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:As someone smart said last night, what time do you value the Park at. When they had their 1st administration or now. The value has plummeted.
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
Now I guess it's nearly worthless., especially when they are relegated.
The other point is ,its a developer buying it for the trust to rent. When they can't pay the rent I wonder what he will do with it.
I guess a museum
devonsaint2
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2:05pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:As someone smart said last night, what time do you value the Park at. When they had their 1st administration or now. The value has plummeted.
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
Now I guess it's nearly worthless., especially when they are relegated.
The other point is ,its a developer buying it for the trust to rent. When they can't pay the rent I wonder what he will do with it.
I guess a museum
St Retford
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2:06pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:In my experience of the law, the most likely outcome will be the case will be adjourned for another couple of months and things will carry on in their shoddy, rambling fashion for a while longer. Still, it will let PKF celebrate its first birthday of running the club in administration. We should send a cake.
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
Mush On The Beach
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2:07pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:May I offer a cheery cool alternative sound track, The Liquidator (reggae instrumental) by Harry J All-stars, it does it exactly what is says on the tin
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
PTID1898
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2:26pm Thu 22 Nov 12
saintkenny
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2:27pm Thu 22 Nov 12
CB FRY LIVES
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2:27pm Thu 22 Nov 12
SOUTHAMPTON to sign Kevin Keegan from Hamburg.NEVER
LEAGUE 2 NO HOPERS SOUTHAMPTON TO BEAT THE MIGHTY MANCHESTER UNITED IN AN FA CUP FINAL.NEVER.
NICOLA CORTESE TO ALLOW A RADIO SOLENT SAINTS FAN FORUM AT ST MARYS.NEVER
Well maybe some things in football are too ridiculous to imagine.
CB FRY LIVES
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2:30pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Mush On The Beach wrote:The LIQUIDATOR used to be the anthem for the stamford bridge boot boys back in the late 60's-early 60's.Now they probably get their rocks off to THE SONG OF THE VOLGA BOATMAN.
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:May I offer a cheery cool alternative sound track, The Liquidator (reggae instrumental) by Harry J All-stars, it does it exactly what is says on the tin
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
GX Saint
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2:32pm Thu 22 Nov 12
devonsaint2 wrote:About half past 10 on the first morning of the hearing :-) How they'll find content to spin it out into 2 days I don't know.
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote: THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed. It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m. Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London. ‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber.... Skuntfall. Cue Bond music.....As someone smart said last night, what time do you value the Park at. When they had their 1st administration or now. The value has plummeted. Now I guess it's nearly worthless., especially when they are relegated. The other point is ,its a developer buying it for the trust to rent. When they can't pay the rent I wonder what he will do with it. I guess a museum
saintkenny
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2:32pm Thu 22 Nov 12
PTID1898 wrote:next forcast you said we lose and skunts would win 2 nil .8th defeat in the row on the way .LIQUIDATION OR LEAGUE TO BEKONS ,THE LATTER IF YOUR LUCKY UTS
Why would you put players from a s**t team at the bottom of the premier league who will get relegated in the england squad? that would make england worse than they are now,PUP
St Retford
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2:37pm Thu 22 Nov 12
SPIKEISLANDTRADER
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2:41pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction
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2:47pm Thu 22 Nov 12
.Cue the Bond theme
seventh-junction
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2:53pm Thu 22 Nov 12
The truth is they can't stand living in a complete sh1thole like skuntsmuff and getting booed and racially abused at every game.
Can't blame them really..007 skuntfall...Sssshhhh
h
Seedhouse the Unrepentant
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4:08pm Thu 22 Nov 12
You're contributions to the debate are magnificent. I know some knock your punctuation but as you said yourself it's not an English Forum. We forgive you the odd missed comma but never ever address a skunt directly! Particular the runt one ffs!
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhh
hhhhh!
TheSaintsMan
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4:19pm Thu 22 Nov 12
chunkyrussell
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4:22pm Thu 22 Nov 12
On another note - following on from another of More Glory's insightful posts, ('Midfield duo key to Saints' Premier League survival') as a Saints nerd, I'd like to ask;
what's the best starting 11 of the last decade? (I'm bored and sad). Here's my vote (for what it's worth):
Lambert
Walcott
Bale
Oxo
Cork
A Svensson
Bridge
Lundekvam
M Svensson
Clyne
Niemi
There - I could be wrong...
GX Saint
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4:23pm Thu 22 Nov 12
http://www.bbc.co.uk
/news/world-europe-2
0442906
To me that looks like a typical P'muff hostelry round about opening time. Poor journalism.
sfc-4eva-
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4:34pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:TUT TUT.
SaintKenny what thefuck are you doing??!!!??? You're contributions to the debate are magnificent. I know some knock your punctuation but as you said yourself it's not an English Forum. We forgive you the odd missed comma but never ever address a skunt directly! Particular the runt one ffs! Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhh hhhhh!
You have been told!!!. Lol
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
angus mc coatup
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4:39pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Tye-Dye pt2
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4:49pm Thu 22 Nov 12
OSPREYSAINT
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4:59pm Thu 22 Nov 12
PTID1898 wrote:ПОЖАЛУЙСТА БУДЬТЕ ТИХИ
Why would you put players from a s**t team at the bottom of the premier league who will get relegated in the england squad? that would make england worse than they are now,PUP
OSPREYSAINT
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5:01pm Thu 22 Nov 12
scooter75 wrote:Bitte auf die Ruhe achten!
seventh-junction wrote:sssssshhhhhh..... silly boy
I see the Football League Representatives X1 are now whinging about staying in the Marroitt Hotel and away from their families etc.
The truth is they can't stand living in a complete sh1thole like skuntsmuff and getting booed and racially abused at every game.
Can't blame them really..007 skuntfall...Sssshhhh
h
Strasbourg Saint
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5:02pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:Agree completely.
SaintKenny what thefuck are you doing??!!!???
You're contributions to the debate are magnificent. I know some knock your punctuation but as you said yourself it's not an English Forum. We forgive you the odd missed comma but never ever address a skunt directly! Particular the runt one ffs!
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhh
hhhhh!
First and foremost, I agree that Kenny's contributions are magnificent.
Second, I agree this isn't an English (grammar) forum.
Third, I forgive any genuine Saint (even you, Seed) the odd missed comma. (Only WUMs and skunts should be subject to corrections on a regular basis, and only correct a skunt by osmosis – no contact needed, it doesn’t help and could cause infection.)
Fourth, (and very much least) Kenny, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Oh, and Seed, for the record, you should have written 'YOUR contribution .....' FFS! Write 100 times:
‘I mustn’t confuse YOUR with YOU’RE, then stand in the corner until home time. :)
Velleity
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5:11pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Strasbourg Saint wrote:And it should have been "particularLY".
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:Agree completely.
SaintKenny what thefuck are you doing??!!!???
You're contributions to the debate are magnificent. I know some knock your punctuation but as you said yourself it's not an English Forum. We forgive you the odd missed comma but never ever address a skunt directly! Particular the runt one ffs!
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhh
hhhhh!
First and foremost, I agree that Kenny's contributions are magnificent.
Second, I agree this isn't an English (grammar) forum.
Third, I forgive any genuine Saint (even you, Seed) the odd missed comma. (Only WUMs and skunts should be subject to corrections on a regular basis, and only correct a skunt by osmosis – no contact needed, it doesn’t help and could cause infection.)
Fourth, (and very much least) Kenny, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Oh, and Seed, for the record, you should have written 'YOUR contribution .....' FFS! Write 100 times:
‘I mustn’t confuse YOUR with YOU’RE, then stand in the corner until home time. :)
Dunce's cap on, Seed.
GX Saint
says...
5:11pm Thu 22 Nov 12
OSPREYSAINT wrote:nice one cyrillic
PTID1898 wrote: Why would you put players from a s**t team at the bottom of the premier league who will get relegated in the england squad? that would make england worse than they are now,PUPПОЖАЛУЙСТА БУДЬТЕ ТИХИ
Velleity
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5:13pm Thu 22 Nov 12
OSPREYSAINT wrote:Ш.
PTID1898 wrote:ПОЖАЛУЙСТА БУДЬТЕ ТИХИ
Why would you put players from a s**t team at the bottom of the premier league who will get relegated in the england squad? that would make england worse than they are now,PUP
OSPREYSAINT
says...
5:14pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Baddesley Bill
says...
5:18pm Thu 22 Nov 12
So good to see him turn things around the way he has...no doubt his head is in the right place now.
Well done to all involved.
As for our little skunt runt on here...he needs to learn to speak to his elders (and betters) only when spoken to.
sssssssshhhhhh little skatelet.....ssssssh
hhhhhh :O)
up saints
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5:19pm Thu 22 Nov 12
OSPREYSAINT wrote:well i can;t spell grammer is crap don't give a monkies arm pit iam a saints supporter.
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slugger
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5:21pm Thu 22 Nov 12
up saints wrote:that's all that matters .
OSPREYSAINT wrote:well i can;t spell grammer is crap don't give a monkies arm pit iam a saints supporter.
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st1halo
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5:23pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:Oh God! Please please let it be so!!
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
That would be my Christmases sorted out for the next ten years!!!!
Only one downside , it's gonna cost a fortune for the NHS for Westwood to have his tats removed, maybe they should write that into the Winding up Order!!!
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
up saints
says...
5:24pm Thu 22 Nov 12
slugger wrote:thankyou slugger see you sunday afternoon
up saints wrote:that's all that matters .
OSPREYSAINT wrote:well i can;t spell grammer is crap don't give a monkies arm pit iam a saints supporter.
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OSPREYSAINT
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5:25pm Thu 22 Nov 12
up saints wrote:Not your fault, I blame it on Mrs Thatchers education policies. As long as you can spell Saints correctly, something our fishy friends have difficulty with, you are OK in my book.
OSPREYSAINT wrote:well i can;t spell grammer is crap don't give a monkies arm pit iam a saints supporter.
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slugger
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5:26pm Thu 22 Nov 12
up saints wrote:okey dokey .
slugger wrote:thankyou slugger see you sunday afternoon
up saints wrote:that's all that matters .
OSPREYSAINT wrote:well i can;t spell grammer is crap don't give a monkies arm pit iam a saints supporter.
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st1halo
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5:26pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Alicesdad wrote:Like it!!
Strasbourg Saint wrote:We are just a few syllables from turing into te Stanley Unwin appreciation society. If you remember the peculiar old boy you will know what I mean.
Strasbourg Saint wrote:Anyway, I'm off. I have to go and imprintlify some basolistical English into the minds of my galiquesant French studologists.
Confucious wrote:Now I'm completastically confucionised!
Strasbourg Saint wrote:Hurrah - Punch,the prodigal son, was lost, but now he is found.
I like that picture above. I'm going to show it to the wife. She thinks I need to lose a bit of weight; I think I'm as fit as Punch.
Despire: (verb - rarely used today) the slight sign of sweat on the face of a cool person when any average Joe would be sweating buckets.
Example, 'There was a sudden light failure in the BBC studio, Hansen turned purple and started sweating but Des Lynam coolly continued despite at first despiring a little.
I explained successfully the numbers to my wife ie I'm not overweight at all, but 4 inches underheight.
Glad you've explained despire is a proper word. I agonaired over that - didn't know whether to empathair with Puddletown or leave him chastaired for bad wording.
And to be fair, it's a living language and there should always be room for improvairing with it - just as Nige Adkinised the team sheet by inclusioning Punch.
Have a wondasious afterlunch everypeople.
As Stanley would have said:
Punchy punchy young aggressy in the traincamp oh yes found himself deep in the fundamold and neckful of mire. Then Cortese fantaisy made sorry himsay oh grovelly grovelly and then back on greeny pitch with goaly goaly and mucho applausible. Oh very very goody with the fanbase terrace seated. Punchy in the whitey whitey lion threesome shirty, anonymous track suity suity spouty spout. Complete bollocky bollocky somesay but then again strangeness in the worldyfold is mucho evidencible.
... or something simlar to that.
Always used to amaze me how quick he was. He would talk b0ll0ks but you could still understand what he was on about. Definetely not Skuntese!
STID
MGRA
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5:28pm Thu 22 Nov 12
slugger
says...
5:31pm Thu 22 Nov 12
saintmicky
says...
5:32pm Thu 22 Nov 12
OSPREYSAINT wrote:A week away and I return to a positive article interestingly debated, virtually skunt free and quality Stanley Unwin from Alicesdad! I have to ask; could the quality of the forum be enhanced?
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up saints
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5:35pm Thu 22 Nov 12
slugger wrote:i think llalana should get the nod first
to be honest i don't think jason is anywhere near england class .......... but never say never .
GX Saint
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5:36pm Thu 22 Nov 12
saintmicky wrote:Forum is mirroring the fortunes of the Saints saintmickey.
OSPREYSAINT wrote: This Forum is becoming a mecca for those seeking free education, the Grammar and Spelling Police are here to help, our services are free and have a Super No Money Back Guarantee. All we ask is that you use your free lessons to enhance the quality of the Forum, thank you.A week away and I return to a positive article interestingly debated, virtually skunt free and quality Stanley Unwin from Alicesdad! I have to ask; could the quality of the forum be enhanced?
Onwards and upwards ... 72 hours from now we'll be out of the bottom three
slugger
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5:41pm Thu 22 Nov 12
up saints wrote:absolutely , still our best player imo .
slugger wrote:i think llalana should get the nod first
to be honest i don't think jason is anywhere near england class .......... but never say never .
angus mc coatup
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5:42pm Thu 22 Nov 12
slugger wrote:dead right slugger,but you never know.
to be honest i don't think jason is anywhere near england class .......... but never say never .
remember michael ricketts,and
david nugent.or even stuart ripley.
so anything is possible.
st1halo
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5:42pm Thu 22 Nov 12
saintmicky wrote:If you ask after the news comes out of the High Court on Dec 13/14, we'll let you know!!
OSPREYSAINT wrote:A week away and I return to a positive article interestingly debated, virtually skunt free and quality Stanley Unwin from Alicesdad! I have to ask; could the quality of the forum be enhanced?
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OOOO! Fingers crossed!
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
up saints
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5:44pm Thu 22 Nov 12
GX Saint wrote:good chance i would take 4 points from newcastle and norwich is it a little greedy to ask for 6
saintmicky wrote:Forum is mirroring the fortunes of the Saints saintmickey.
OSPREYSAINT wrote: This Forum is becoming a mecca for those seeking free education, the Grammar and Spelling Police are here to help, our services are free and have a Super No Money Back Guarantee. All we ask is that you use your free lessons to enhance the quality of the Forum, thank you.A week away and I return to a positive article interestingly debated, virtually skunt free and quality Stanley Unwin from Alicesdad! I have to ask; could the quality of the forum be enhanced?
Onwards and upwards ... 72 hours from now we'll be out of the bottom three
st1halo
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5:47pm Thu 22 Nov 12
angus mc coatup wrote:Yeah... or Kieran Dyer from Newcastle...jeez
slugger wrote:dead right slugger,but you never know.
to be honest i don't think jason is anywhere near england class .......... but never say never .
remember michael ricketts,and
david nugent.or even stuart ripley.
so anything is possible.
Or Wayne Rooney for that matter !
STID
OSPREYSAINT
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5:59pm Thu 22 Nov 12
st1halo wrote:This is the end (Milton)?)
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:Oh God! Please please let it be so!!
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
That would be my Christmases sorted out for the next ten years!!!!
Only one downside , it's gonna cost a fortune for the NHS for Westwood to have his tats removed, maybe they should write that into the Winding up Order!!!
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
Hold your breath and count to ten (twelve?)
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again
For this is the end (Fratton?)
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue, I owe them (big time)
Swept away, I'm stolen (as usual)
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skuntfall
At skuntfall
seventh-junction
says...
6:37pm Thu 22 Nov 12
noodlesnewman
says...
6:51pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Brite Spark wrote:Obviously a skate that has,nt watched many saints games , man u game he ran em ragged ! to name but one , when he s on form with his mind foccused he s hard for any opposition to cope with ! With our multimillion £ training ground etc i m sure he l get miles better , so me thinks the big call up could come .
England?
He's only had one good game against a dire team.
mack chinnon
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7:03pm Thu 22 Nov 12
chunkyrussell wrote:Lundekvam.Are you having a laugh.
I'm not sure Punch is quite there yet.
On another note - following on from another of More Glory's insightful posts, ('Midfield duo key to Saints' Premier League survival') as a Saints nerd, I'd like to ask;
what's the best starting 11 of the last decade? (I'm bored and sad). Here's my vote (for what it's worth):
Lambert
Walcott
Bale
Oxo
Cork
A Svensson
Bridge
Lundekvam
M Svensson
Clyne
Niemi
There - I could be wrong...
saintshorse101
says...
7:41pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:so the 2 valuations of skatesmouth park are,
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed. It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m. Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London. ‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber.... Skuntfall. Cue Bond music.....
1 £11mill the money that bc is rightfully owed, a court has already said his `fixed charge` is fully legal.
2 £2.75mill the amount of money that the fish have managed to beg steal and borrow. (what a let down they are to their club).
if you go to buy a house you cant just say to the bank "all i have is 50grand of the 750k asking price and if you dont accept it i will take you to court". would be great if you could!
sssssssssshhhhhhhh
Baddesley Bill
says...
7:49pm Thu 22 Nov 12
saintshorse101 wrote:To be fair...you don't have to be into real estate to know it's only worth tuppence ha'penny.
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:so the 2 valuations of skatesmouth park are,
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed. It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m. Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London. ‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber.... Skuntfall. Cue Bond music.....
1 £11mill the money that bc is rightfully owed, a court has already said his `fixed charge` is fully legal.
2 £2.75mill the amount of money that the fish have managed to beg steal and borrow. (what a let down they are to their club).
if you go to buy a house you cant just say to the bank "all i have is 50grand of the 750k asking price and if you dont accept it i will take you to court". would be great if you could!
sssssssssshhhhhhhh
Linesman
says...
7:55pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction
says...
7:56pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Baddesley Bill wrote:The land is contaminated as well so it'll cost at least that to clean it up!
saintshorse101 wrote:To be fair...you don't have to be into real estate to know it's only worth tuppence ha'penny.
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:so the 2 valuations of skatesmouth park are,
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed. It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m. Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London. ‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber.... Skuntfall. Cue Bond music.....
1 £11mill the money that bc is rightfully owed, a court has already said his `fixed charge` is fully legal.
2 £2.75mill the amount of money that the fish have managed to beg steal and borrow. (what a let down they are to their club).
if you go to buy a house you cant just say to the bank "all i have is 50grand of the 750k asking price and if you dont accept it i will take you to court". would be great if you could!
sssssssssshhhhhhhh
slugger
says...
8:02pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Linesman wrote:shushhhh
I also qualify to play for England, but rate my chances only a shade less than him because I am a pensioner.
bigfella777
says...
8:08pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction
says...
8:11pm Thu 22 Nov 12
slugger wrote:Ssshhhhhh and get back on the mobility scooter....sssswoooo
Linesman wrote:shushhhh
I also qualify to play for England, but rate my chances only a shade less than him because I am a pensioner.
sshhh
Force14
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8:12pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:Wa ha ha ha ha ha......You lot still meeting in the josh sunday.....ha ha ha
Baddesley Bill wrote:The land is contaminated as well so it'll cost at least that to clean it up!
saintshorse101 wrote:To be fair...you don't have to be into real estate to know it's only worth tuppence ha'penny.
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:so the 2 valuations of skatesmouth park are,
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed. It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m. Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London. ‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber.... Skuntfall. Cue Bond music.....
1 £11mill the money that bc is rightfully owed, a court has already said his `fixed charge` is fully legal.
2 £2.75mill the amount of money that the fish have managed to beg steal and borrow. (what a let down they are to their club).
if you go to buy a house you cant just say to the bank "all i have is 50grand of the 750k asking price and if you dont accept it i will take you to court". would be great if you could!
sssssssssshhhhhhhh
seventh-junction
says...
8:15pm Thu 22 Nov 12
I think the latter is the way forward.
Force14
says...
8:15pm Thu 22 Nov 12
OSPREYSAINT wrote:ssssshhhhhh
st1halo wrote:This is the end (Milton)?)
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:Oh God! Please please let it be so!!
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
That would be my Christmases sorted out for the next ten years!!!!
Only one downside , it's gonna cost a fortune for the NHS for Westwood to have his tats removed, maybe they should write that into the Winding up Order!!!
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
Hold your breath and count to ten (twelve?)
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again
For this is the end (Fratton?)
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue, I owe them (big time)
Swept away, I'm stolen (as usual)
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skuntfall
At skuntfall
slugger
says...
8:23pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:when i say shush it deffo has a u in it but will understand any variation .
I think we need to confirm the correct spelling for our sssshhhh's or sshushhh's.
I think the latter is the way forward.
Bring back Branfoot
says...
8:24pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Baddesley Bill
says...
8:30pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Whooooooooooo?
angus mc coatup
says...
8:33pm Thu 22 Nov 12
right pair a kunts
Velleity
says...
8:35pm Thu 22 Nov 12
slugger wrote:I don't care how it's spelt as long as it stops any response to the WUMs, whether Portsmouth or Southampton-based.
seventh-junction wrote:when i say shush it deffo has a u in it but will understand any variation .
I think we need to confirm the correct spelling for our sssshhhh's or sshushhh's.
I think the latter is the way forward.
The number and quality of their windups is on a rapid decline. As they are starved of the oxygen of response they are withering and dying.
Poor little things, I do feel sorry for them, all alone with no-one to argue with.
Or, for the pedants here, "all alone with no-one with whom to argue". Not as catchy, I'm afraid.
seventh-junction
says...
8:40pm Thu 22 Nov 12
angus mc coatup wrote:Where? I haven't noticed....:o)
look out, there's a couple of five knuckle shufflers soliciting themselves again.
right pair a kunts
Ssshuussh
Force14
says...
8:42pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Velleity wrote:well said .....sssshhhhhhhh
slugger wrote:I don't care how it's spelt as long as it stops any response to the WUMs, whether Portsmouth or Southampton-based.
seventh-junction wrote:when i say shush it deffo has a u in it but will understand any variation .
I think we need to confirm the correct spelling for our sssshhhh's or sshushhh's.
I think the latter is the way forward.
The number and quality of their windups is on a rapid decline. As they are starved of the oxygen of response they are withering and dying.
Poor little things, I do feel sorry for them, all alone with no-one to argue with.
Or, for the pedants here, "all alone with no-one with whom to argue". Not as catchy, I'm afraid.
seventh-junction
says...
8:46pm Thu 22 Nov 12
It could be worse and we could be talking about other teams cast offs or just players that can;t get a game or wage anywhere else....sounds familiar....007 Skuntfall
Cue the Bond theme lol
Velleity
says...
8:49pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Completely different noise.
seventh-junction
says...
8:53pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Velleity wrote:You can tell it's coming from the Gills and gets distorted
Never ever fall for a wumssssccchhhhh!
Completely different noise.
saintshorse101
says...
8:55pm Thu 22 Nov 12
i hope y`all enjoy watching the cowboys stuff the redskins.
HAVE A NICE sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh DAY.
angus mc coatup
says...
8:56pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:I think one of em might be that poofy tw@t ryland,from the x factor. the other one is probably his boyfriend.
angus mc coatup wrote:Where? I haven't noticed....:o)
look out, there's a couple of five knuckle shufflers soliciting themselves again.
right pair a kunts
Ssshuussh
pppooooofffffssshhhh
hh !!!
bluewhiteandred
says...
8:57pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Saints fans lets talk about pompey court case ? shows how detached from your club you are dont saints create any interest anymore ? and we know they are failing to entertain you .
Alls well at pompey sh,t team but theirs hope for the future .
Chanrai if he does not accept two independent valuation of ground he will lose more money court costs solicitors fees .
Then we will be their ! we will own our club and players will come in january not monthly contracts anymore .
If we go down and all goes well we can make history by winning the league and be the first club to win all four Divisions !
Baddesley Bill
says...
8:57pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:Adam will get his first cap for sure. Lambert still a possibility what with the England striker situation. Luke shaw and Nat Clyne will be in time. We also have full internationals in Davis, Joshida, Mayuka, Lee (and dare I say it...Fox).
It is very positive and encouraging that several Saints players are being linked to the England set up of late. It just shows how far we have progressed over the past 3 years and can only be an incentive for the players concerned and obviously the club and fans as a whole.
It could be worse and we could be talking about other teams cast offs or just players that can;t get a game or wage anywhere else....sounds familiar....007 Skuntfall
Cue the Bond theme lol
Puncheon?...I repeat...if he continues to improve at the rate he has over the last year...he would be a must (cos he's already 400% better than he was last year!)
bluewhiteandred
says...
9:05pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Force14
says...
9:09pm Thu 22 Nov 12
bluewhiteandred wrote:ssssshhhhhhhh.... muppet
Puncheon backed for England call-up
Saints fans lets talk about pompey court case ? shows how detached from your club you are dont saints create any interest anymore ? and we know they are failing to entertain you .
Alls well at pompey sh,t team but theirs hope for the future .
Chanrai if he does not accept two independent valuation of ground he will lose more money court costs solicitors fees .
Then we will be their ! we will own our club and players will come in january not monthly contracts anymore .
If we go down and all goes well we can make history by winning the league and be the first club to win all four Divisions !
seventh-junction
says...
9:16pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Baddesley Bill wrote:Good shout. Can you hear someone bleating on about some corrupt pile of shhhhhh1te down the other end of the M27?
seventh-junction wrote:Adam will get his first cap for sure. Lambert still a possibility what with the England striker situation. Luke shaw and Nat Clyne will be in time. We also have full internationals in Davis, Joshida, Mayuka, Lee (and dare I say it...Fox).
It is very positive and encouraging that several Saints players are being linked to the England set up of late. It just shows how far we have progressed over the past 3 years and can only be an incentive for the players concerned and obviously the club and fans as a whole.
It could be worse and we could be talking about other teams cast offs or just players that can;t get a game or wage anywhere else....sounds familiar....007 Skuntfall
Cue the Bond theme lol
Puncheon?...I repeat...if he continues to improve at the rate he has over the last year...he would be a must (cos he's already 400% better than he was last year!)
slugger
says...
9:18pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:i thought i heard it too ...... it's bit like tinitus .
Baddesley Bill wrote:Good shout. Can you hear someone bleating on about some corrupt pile of shhhhhh1te down the other end of the M27?
seventh-junction wrote:Adam will get his first cap for sure. Lambert still a possibility what with the England striker situation. Luke shaw and Nat Clyne will be in time. We also have full internationals in Davis, Joshida, Mayuka, Lee (and dare I say it...Fox).
It is very positive and encouraging that several Saints players are being linked to the England set up of late. It just shows how far we have progressed over the past 3 years and can only be an incentive for the players concerned and obviously the club and fans as a whole.
It could be worse and we could be talking about other teams cast offs or just players that can;t get a game or wage anywhere else....sounds familiar....007 Skuntfall
Cue the Bond theme lol
Puncheon?...I repeat...if he continues to improve at the rate he has over the last year...he would be a must (cos he's already 400% better than he was last year!)
saintkenny
says...
9:18pm Thu 22 Nov 12
bluewhiteandred wrote:ha it helps alot if you get 30.000 and not 17.000 though .sky blues like saints built aq new stadium .so they havrb excuse you dont ,as your felloqw skkate saia MUPPET
Our trust meeting with Coventry trust as they are having problems you may want to joke but who falls from premier can not cope with the financial implications this could be your club next .
angus mc coatup
says...
9:21pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Baddesley Bill
says...
9:22pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:I can't hear a thing....they could all try shouting together, but I fear they are too few to be heard.
Baddesley Bill wrote:Good shout. Can you hear someone bleating on about some corrupt pile of shhhhhh1te down the other end of the M27?
seventh-junction wrote:Adam will get his first cap for sure. Lambert still a possibility what with the England striker situation. Luke shaw and Nat Clyne will be in time. We also have full internationals in Davis, Joshida, Mayuka, Lee (and dare I say it...Fox).
It is very positive and encouraging that several Saints players are being linked to the England set up of late. It just shows how far we have progressed over the past 3 years and can only be an incentive for the players concerned and obviously the club and fans as a whole.
It could be worse and we could be talking about other teams cast offs or just players that can;t get a game or wage anywhere else....sounds familiar....007 Skuntfall
Cue the Bond theme lol
Puncheon?...I repeat...if he continues to improve at the rate he has over the last year...he would be a must (cos he's already 400% better than he was last year!)
chunkyrussell
says...
9:24pm Thu 22 Nov 12
mack chinnon wrote:fair enough.
chunkyrussell wrote:Lundekvam.Are you having a laugh.
I'm not sure Punch is quite there yet.
On another note - following on from another of More Glory's insightful posts, ('Midfield duo key to Saints' Premier League survival') as a Saints nerd, I'd like to ask;
what's the best starting 11 of the last decade? (I'm bored and sad). Here's my vote (for what it's worth):
Lambert
Walcott
Bale
Oxo
Cork
A Svensson
Bridge
Lundekvam
M Svensson
Clyne
Niemi
There - I could be wrong...
Baird?
seventh-junction
says...
9:25pm Thu 22 Nov 12
That could get you a yellow card man!
You'd better start some serious sshhhuusshhhing and quick!
bluewhiteandred
says...
9:26pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:Your Fans find our news more interesting than your own club look back on this eveings posts . I have no interest in Saints talk only results but you are posting on about pompey !
Baddesley Bill wrote:Good shout. Can you hear someone bleating on about some corrupt pile of shhhhhh1te down the other end of the M27?
seventh-junction wrote:Adam will get his first cap for sure. Lambert still a possibility what with the England striker situation. Luke shaw and Nat Clyne will be in time. We also have full internationals in Davis, Joshida, Mayuka, Lee (and dare I say it...Fox).
It is very positive and encouraging that several Saints players are being linked to the England set up of late. It just shows how far we have progressed over the past 3 years and can only be an incentive for the players concerned and obviously the club and fans as a whole.
It could be worse and we could be talking about other teams cast offs or just players that can;t get a game or wage anywhere else....sounds familiar....007 Skuntfall
Cue the Bond theme lol
Puncheon?...I repeat...if he continues to improve at the rate he has over the last year...he would be a must (cos he's already 400% better than he was last year!)
seventh junction corrupt yes chanrai and previous owners not the PST its not big to talk about somthing you do not clearly have any knowledge about ?
seventh-junction
says...
9:28pm Thu 22 Nov 12
angus mc coatup wrote:Ssswwoooossshhhh....
somebody just aint getting it are they
straight over some peoples head.
Cards need brandishing soon for persistent offenders
angus mc coatup
says...
9:31pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:we might have to start shushing
angus mc coatup wrote:Ssswwoooossshhhh....
somebody just aint getting it are they
straight over some peoples head.
Cards need brandishing soon for persistent offenders
ourselves in a minute. ffs!!
seventh-junction
says...
9:31pm Thu 22 Nov 12
hhhhh.......ah that's better
Force14
says...
9:35pm Thu 22 Nov 12
bluewhiteandred wrote:zzzzzzzzz moron
seventh-junction wrote:Your Fans find our news more interesting than your own club look back on this eveings posts . I have no interest in Saints talk only results but you are posting on about pompey !
Baddesley Bill wrote:Good shout. Can you hear someone bleating on about some corrupt pile of shhhhhh1te down the other end of the M27?
seventh-junction wrote:Adam will get his first cap for sure. Lambert still a possibility what with the England striker situation. Luke shaw and Nat Clyne will be in time. We also have full internationals in Davis, Joshida, Mayuka, Lee (and dare I say it...Fox).
It is very positive and encouraging that several Saints players are being linked to the England set up of late. It just shows how far we have progressed over the past 3 years and can only be an incentive for the players concerned and obviously the club and fans as a whole.
It could be worse and we could be talking about other teams cast offs or just players that can;t get a game or wage anywhere else....sounds familiar....007 Skuntfall
Cue the Bond theme lol
Puncheon?...I repeat...if he continues to improve at the rate he has over the last year...he would be a must (cos he's already 400% better than he was last year!)
seventh junction corrupt yes chanrai and previous owners not the PST its not big to talk about somthing you do not clearly have any knowledge about ?
Force14
says...
9:38pm Thu 22 Nov 12
angus mc coatup wrote:tt hindus tt ra nodil su
somebody just aint getting it are they
saintkenny
says...
9:38pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:sorry your right shsssssh
Saintkenny what are you doing!!
That could get you a yellow card man!
You'd better start some serious sshhhuusshhhing and quick!
Force14
says...
9:40pm Thu 22 Nov 12
saintkenny wrote:tt.....sssssshhhhhhh
seventh-junction wrote:sorry your right shsssssh
Saintkenny what are you doing!!
That could get you a yellow card man!
You'd better start some serious sshhhuusshhhing and quick!
hhhhh
slugger
says...
9:45pm Thu 22 Nov 12
.. don't they look pathetic ?
Baddesley Bill
says...
9:47pm Thu 22 Nov 12
ally when it leaves the skate wums hanging out to dry.
Helps with the vocal chords too...gonna need them Sunday! COYR :O)
saintkenny
says...
9:47pm Thu 22 Nov 12
slugger wrote:shussssh
lol , some attention seekers still about ....................
.. don't they look pathetic ?
slugger
says...
9:49pm Thu 22 Nov 12
saintkenny wrote:oh yeah , sorry .
slugger wrote:shussssh
lol , some attention seekers still about ....................
.. don't they look pathetic ?
saintshorse101
says...
9:50pm Thu 22 Nov 12
sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
h
angus mc coatup
says...
9:51pm Thu 22 Nov 12
slugger wrote:desperation is so funny.
lol , some attention seekers still about ....................
.. don't they look pathetic ?
me me me me please miss !! me me me
( hand raised, bouncing up and down on the chair )
ssshhhuuusshhhh !!!
OSPREYSAINT
says...
9:52pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Force14 wrote:Σας παρακαλώ να σιωπήσετε
tt......3-16
OSPREYSAINT
says...
9:53pm Thu 22 Nov 12
bluewhiteandred wrote:براہ کرم خاموش رہو
seventh-junction wrote:Your Fans find our news more interesting than your own club look back on this eveings posts . I have no interest in Saints talk only results but you are posting on about pompey !
Baddesley Bill wrote:Good shout. Can you hear someone bleating on about some corrupt pile of shhhhhh1te down the other end of the M27?
seventh-junction wrote:Adam will get his first cap for sure. Lambert still a possibility what with the England striker situation. Luke shaw and Nat Clyne will be in time. We also have full internationals in Davis, Joshida, Mayuka, Lee (and dare I say it...Fox).
It is very positive and encouraging that several Saints players are being linked to the England set up of late. It just shows how far we have progressed over the past 3 years and can only be an incentive for the players concerned and obviously the club and fans as a whole.
It could be worse and we could be talking about other teams cast offs or just players that can;t get a game or wage anywhere else....sounds familiar....007 Skuntfall
Cue the Bond theme lol
Puncheon?...I repeat...if he continues to improve at the rate he has over the last year...he would be a must (cos he's already 400% better than he was last year!)
seventh junction corrupt yes chanrai and previous owners not the PST its not big to talk about somthing you do not clearly have any knowledge about ?
OSPREYSAINT
says...
9:55pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Bring back Branfoot wrote:कृपया शांत हो
Congratulations chaps! You 've out done yourselves! The posts are especialy weak tonight! Oh right, shhhhhhh, never grows old!
seventh-junction
says...
9:57pm Thu 22 Nov 12
angus mc coatup wrote:I'm gonna scream and scream until I'm sick if somebody doesn't talk to me....
slugger wrote:desperation is so funny.
lol , some attention seekers still about ....................
.. don't they look pathetic ?
me me me me please miss !! me me me
( hand raised, bouncing up and down on the chair )
ssshhhuuusshhhh !!!
Hilarious isn't it......can someone scratch my back, I've got an itch
seventh-junction
says...
9:59pm Thu 22 Nov 12
saintshorse101 wrote:Ssssshhhpooky isn't it.
does anyone have that feeling that they are being watched?
sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
h
angus mc coatup
says...
10:04pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:you're lucky, the desperation crew
angus mc coatup wrote:I'm gonna scream and scream until I'm sick if somebody doesn't talk to me....
slugger wrote:desperation is so funny.
lol , some attention seekers still about ....................
.. don't they look pathetic ?
me me me me please miss !! me me me
( hand raised, bouncing up and down on the chair )
ssshhhuuusshhhh !!!
Hilarious isn't it......can someone scratch my back, I've got an itch
have all got itchyfannies.
I think that's right.
( not very good on jap cars )
Baddesley Bill
says...
10:15pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction
says...
10:17pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Baddesley Bill wrote:No but I think it's on a Sssshhhaturday
Does anyone know when pompey are playing sssssshhhhhrewsbury?
angus mc coatup
says...
10:18pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Baddesley Bill wrote:probably on a ssshhaturday or a teusssshhhday.
Does anyone know when pompey are playing sssssshhhhhrewsbury?
Strasbourg Saint
says...
10:18pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Strasbourg Saint
says...
10:19pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Strasbourg Saint wrote:Sorry for the W in Portuguese, Osprey, I'm a little tanked after our night out in Shhhhhtrashhhhbourg.
I've just realised why I love my Portuguese wife so much. Every Portugueswe word seems to end in shhhhhhhhhh or shhusssssshhhh.
saintshorse101
says...
10:22pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Baddesley Bill wrote:dissapointed in you bad bill you know they wont be `playing` anybody, losing to would be the correct phrase there!
Does anyone know when pompey are playing sssssshhhhhrewsbury?
its got so good even the fish are ssssssssshhhhhhhing themselves now!
Baddesley Bill
says...
10:32pm Thu 22 Nov 12
saintshorse101 wrote:If it's a Tueshhhhhhday....I might go support Shhhhhhrewsbury and when they go 3-0 up....I might help them sing "you're shhhhhhhhh1t and you know you are....." etc
Baddesley Bill wrote:dissapointed in you bad bill you know they wont be `playing` anybody, losing to would be the correct phrase there!
Does anyone know when pompey are playing sssssshhhhhrewsbury?
its got so good even the fish are ssssssssshhhhhhhing themselves now!
Seedhouse the Unrepentant
says...
10:49pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Osprey isn't sssssssshhhhhhhhhing properly, but he's doing that for a reaction. He went through a period of posting every minute, followed by not posting at all. Then worring about whether we are too hard on the skunts (sick) and now he's talking directly to them.
Osprey, as one of the best posters on here, get it together son!
bluewhiteandred
says...
11:12pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Baddesley Bill
says...
11:14pm Thu 22 Nov 12
slugger
says...
11:14pm Thu 22 Nov 12
angus mc coatup
says...
11:20pm Thu 22 Nov 12
unless I'm missshhhhtaken this is a saints forum.and we can do what we want.If somebody don't like it well fcuk em.
Seedhouse the Unrepentant
says...
11:24pm Thu 22 Nov 12
st1halo
says...
11:24pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Strasbourg Saint wrote:No Stras, she is just telling you to shut up all the time!
I've just realised why I love my Portuguese wife so much. Every Portugueswe word seems to end in shhhhhhhhhh or shhusssssshhhh.
STID
st1halo
says...
11:30pm Thu 22 Nov 12
So why does he talk about football?
HAHAHAHAHA
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
st1halo
says...
11:36pm Thu 22 Nov 12
seventh-junction wrote:Know what it reminds me of?
angus mc coatup wrote:I'm gonna scream and scream until I'm sick if somebody doesn't talk to me....
slugger wrote:desperation is so funny.
lol , some attention seekers still about ....................
.. don't they look pathetic ?
me me me me please miss !! me me me
( hand raised, bouncing up and down on the chair )
ssshhhuuusshhhh !!!
Hilarious isn't it......can someone scratch my back, I've got an itch
Have you ever seen the original film The Fly with Vincent Price?.... they keep hearing this whining sound and eventually they find a little fly with a human said saying help me, help me!
Weeeeee eeeeeeee!
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
Strasbourg Saint
says...
11:40pm Thu 22 Nov 12
st1halo wrote:That may be shhhhhhhhho, but I shhhhtill love the Portugueshhhhhhhh!
Strasbourg Saint wrote:No Stras, she is just telling you to shut up all the time!
I've just realised why I love my Portuguese wife so much. Every Portugueswe word seems to end in shhhhhhhhhh or shhusssssshhhh.
STID
Shhhhhhweet dreamshhhhh!
st1halo
says...
11:45pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:I may very well be up for it, this is my busiest time of the year work-wise but Wednesdays are generally free and Ive just checked, it's a Wednesday!! If serious, let me know closer to the time
Anyone fancy going to the High Court on 14th December? It's on the Strand, good opportunity for beers, and our legal system allows for a public gallery to watch our law and order being handed down. I believe there is no dress code either, so Saints shirts would be fine.
angus mc coatup
says...
11:46pm Thu 22 Nov 12
Strasbourg Saint wrote:you sound like sean connery,
st1halo wrote:That may be shhhhhhhhho, but I shhhhtill love the Portugueshhhhhhhh!
Strasbourg Saint wrote:No Stras, she is just telling you to shut up all the time!
I've just realised why I love my Portuguese wife so much. Every Portugueswe word seems to end in shhhhhhhhhh or shhusssssshhhh.
STID
Shhhhhhweet dreamshhhhh!
mish moneypenny ( in a scottish lilt )
Strasbourg Saint
says...
12:39am Fri 23 Nov 12
angus mc coatup wrote:Cue the Bond theme ........ :)
Strasbourg Saint wrote:you sound like sean connery,
st1halo wrote:That may be shhhhhhhhho, but I shhhhtill love the Portugueshhhhhhhh!
Strasbourg Saint wrote:No Stras, she is just telling you to shut up all the time!
I've just realised why I love my Portuguese wife so much. Every Portugueswe word seems to end in shhhhhhhhhh or shhusssssshhhh.
STID
Shhhhhhweet dreamshhhhh!
mish moneypenny ( in a scottish lilt )
st1halo
says...
1:01am Fri 23 Nov 12
OSPREYSAINT wrote:Nice one Os, here's my offering ( to be sung to the Bowie Space classic) Enjoy
st1halo wrote:This is the end (Milton)?)
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:Oh God! Please please let it be so!!
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
That would be my Christmases sorted out for the next ten years!!!!
Only one downside , it's gonna cost a fortune for the NHS for Westwood to have his tats removed, maybe they should write that into the Winding up Order!!!
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
Hold your breath and count to ten (twelve?)
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again
For this is the end (Fratton?)
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue, I owe them (big time)
Swept away, I'm stolen (as usual)
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skuntfall
At skuntfall
PST to Pompey mong, PST to Pompey mong
We have had your pledge and now we want your sponds!
PST to Pompey mong
(10 –-- 9 –-- 8 ----7)
Commencing purchase, won’t be long
(6 ---- 5 ---- 4 ---- 3)
Checking kitty, hope the numbers are not wrong
(2 -------- 1 ------ Lift off!)
This is PST to Pompey mong We wish we were like Sai-ai-ai-aints
They’ve got class and their club puts us all to shame
And their reputation grows with every game
This is Pompey mong to PST I wish we’d get a draw-aw-aw-aw
But the problem is we just can’t fcuckin score
We’ll be sinking through the League 1 trap do-or-or-or
For here am I sitting in a sh!thole I don’t like the view
Jobshite shirts are blue and they’re very very few
Though I got my JSA today I’m feeling very si-i-i-ick
Cos I want to be like that club down the ro-oad
But it’s never gonna happen – We Kno-o-o-ow
PST to Pompey mong Our club is dead, The history’s gone
Can you hear me Pompey mong, can you hear me Pompey mong
Can you hear me Pompey mong, can you
Here am I sitting in a sh!thole I’m starting to boooo
Jobshite shirts are blue and they’re getting fewer toooooo!
Night all
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
GloryHunter
says...
3:10am Fri 23 Nov 12
:P
Rising_Son
says...
4:19am Fri 23 Nov 12
chunkyrussell wrote:Deano?
mack chinnon wrote:fair enough.
chunkyrussell wrote:Lundekvam.Are you having a laugh.
I'm not sure Punch is quite there yet.
On another note - following on from another of More Glory's insightful posts, ('Midfield duo key to Saints' Premier League survival') as a Saints nerd, I'd like to ask;
what's the best starting 11 of the last decade? (I'm bored and sad). Here's my vote (for what it's worth):
Lambert
Walcott
Bale
Oxo
Cork
A Svensson
Bridge
Lundekvam
M Svensson
Clyne
Niemi
There - I could be wrong...
Baird?
chunkyrussell
says...
7:51am Fri 23 Nov 12
Rising_Son wrote:yeah - I wanted him but he's outside the ten year window. This is important stuff - we must get it right.
chunkyrussell wrote:Deano?
mack chinnon wrote:fair enough.
chunkyrussell wrote:Lundekvam.Are you having a laugh.
I'm not sure Punch is quite there yet.
On another note - following on from another of More Glory's insightful posts, ('Midfield duo key to Saints' Premier League survival') as a Saints nerd, I'd like to ask;
what's the best starting 11 of the last decade? (I'm bored and sad). Here's my vote (for what it's worth):
Lambert
Walcott
Bale
Oxo
Cork
A Svensson
Bridge
Lundekvam
M Svensson
Clyne
Niemi
There - I could be wrong...
Baird?
Rising_Son
says...
7:59am Fri 23 Nov 12
chunkyrussell wrote:Gawd. I must be getting old. Over ten years ago? Doesn't feel like it. But, then great players tend to stick in the mind.
Rising_Son wrote:yeah - I wanted him but he's outside the ten year window. This is important stuff - we must get it right.
chunkyrussell wrote:Deano?
mack chinnon wrote:fair enough.
chunkyrussell wrote:Lundekvam.Are you having a laugh.
I'm not sure Punch is quite there yet.
On another note - following on from another of More Glory's insightful posts, ('Midfield duo key to Saints' Premier League survival') as a Saints nerd, I'd like to ask;
what's the best starting 11 of the last decade? (I'm bored and sad). Here's my vote (for what it's worth):
Lambert
Walcott
Bale
Oxo
Cork
A Svensson
Bridge
Lundekvam
M Svensson
Clyne
Niemi
There - I could be wrong...
Baird?
seventh-junction
says...
8:11am Fri 23 Nov 12
st1halo wrote:Quality...PMSL!!
OSPREYSAINT wrote:Nice one Os, here's my offering ( to be sung to the Bowie Space classic) Enjoy
st1halo wrote:This is the end (Milton)?)
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:Oh God! Please please let it be so!!
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
That would be my Christmases sorted out for the next ten years!!!!
Only one downside , it's gonna cost a fortune for the NHS for Westwood to have his tats removed, maybe they should write that into the Winding up Order!!!
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
Hold your breath and count to ten (twelve?)
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again
For this is the end (Fratton?)
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue, I owe them (big time)
Swept away, I'm stolen (as usual)
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skuntfall
At skuntfall
PST to Pompey mong, PST to Pompey mong
We have had your pledge and now we want your sponds!
PST to Pompey mong
(10 –-- 9 –-- 8 ----7)
Commencing purchase, won’t be long
(6 ---- 5 ---- 4 ---- 3)
Checking kitty, hope the numbers are not wrong
(2 -------- 1 ------ Lift off!)
This is PST to Pompey mong We wish we were like Sai-ai-ai-aints
They’ve got class and their club puts us all to shame
And their reputation grows with every game
This is Pompey mong to PST I wish we’d get a draw-aw-aw-aw
But the problem is we just can’t fcuckin score
We’ll be sinking through the League 1 trap do-or-or-or
For here am I sitting in a sh!thole I don’t like the view
Jobshite shirts are blue and they’re very very few
Though I got my JSA today I’m feeling very si-i-i-ick
Cos I want to be like that club down the ro-oad
But it’s never gonna happen – We Kno-o-o-ow
PST to Pompey mong Our club is dead, The history’s gone
Can you hear me Pompey mong, can you hear me Pompey mong
Can you hear me Pompey mong, can you
Here am I sitting in a sh!thole I’m starting to boooo
Jobshite shirts are blue and they’re getting fewer toooooo!
Night all
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
007 Skuntfall......
puppy saint
says...
8:12am Fri 23 Nov 12
st1halo wrote:Genius!
OSPREYSAINT wrote:Nice one Os, here's my offering ( to be sung to the Bowie Space classic) Enjoy
st1halo wrote:This is the end (Milton)?)
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:Oh God! Please please let it be so!!
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
That would be my Christmases sorted out for the next ten years!!!!
Only one downside , it's gonna cost a fortune for the NHS for Westwood to have his tats removed, maybe they should write that into the Winding up Order!!!
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
Hold your breath and count to ten (twelve?)
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again
For this is the end (Fratton?)
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue, I owe them (big time)
Swept away, I'm stolen (as usual)
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skuntfall
At skuntfall
PST to Pompey mong, PST to Pompey mong
We have had your pledge and now we want your sponds!
PST to Pompey mong
(10 –-- 9 –-- 8 ----7)
Commencing purchase, won’t be long
(6 ---- 5 ---- 4 ---- 3)
Checking kitty, hope the numbers are not wrong
(2 -------- 1 ------ Lift off!)
This is PST to Pompey mong We wish we were like Sai-ai-ai-aints
They’ve got class and their club puts us all to shame
And their reputation grows with every game
This is Pompey mong to PST I wish we’d get a draw-aw-aw-aw
But the problem is we just can’t fcuckin score
We’ll be sinking through the League 1 trap do-or-or-or
For here am I sitting in a sh!thole I don’t like the view
Jobshite shirts are blue and they’re very very few
Though I got my JSA today I’m feeling very si-i-i-ick
Cos I want to be like that club down the ro-oad
But it’s never gonna happen – We Kno-o-o-ow
PST to Pompey mong Our club is dead, The history’s gone
Can you hear me Pompey mong, can you hear me Pompey mong
Can you hear me Pompey mong, can you
Here am I sitting in a sh!thole I’m starting to boooo
Jobshite shirts are blue and they’re getting fewer toooooo!
Night all
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
Seedhouse the Unrepentant
says...
8:27am Fri 23 Nov 12
puppy saint wrote:That
st1halo wrote:Genius!
OSPREYSAINT wrote:Nice one Os, here's my offering ( to be sung to the Bowie Space classic) Enjoy
st1halo wrote:This is the end (Milton)?)
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:Oh God! Please please let it be so!!
THE valuation of Fratton Park will be decided at the High Court in London on December 13 and 14, Pompey administrators PKF have confirmed.
It is the last remaining hurdle facing the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which values the ground at £2.75m. Portpin, which has a charge over Fratton Park, values it at around £11m.
Pompey administrator Trevor Birch said: ‘We can confirm that the hearing to determine the proposed sale of Fratton Park has been scheduled for 13 and 14 December in the High Court in London.
‘This hearing is critical in deciding the future of Portsmouth Football Club: if the Court agrees with the sale value of Fratton Park, we can sell the club as a going concern to the trust; if we lose, liquidation will become the most likely option.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the court set the value just above the PST's maximum amount, say £3.5m. So near and yet so far. Even with the sales of T shirts soaring into double figures. Slobber slobber....
Skuntfall.
Cue Bond music.....
That would be my Christmases sorted out for the next ten years!!!!
Only one downside , it's gonna cost a fortune for the NHS for Westwood to have his tats removed, maybe they should write that into the Winding up Order!!!
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
Hold your breath and count to ten (twelve?)
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again
For this is the end (Fratton?)
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue, I owe them (big time)
Swept away, I'm stolen (as usual)
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Let the skuntfall, when it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skuntfall
At skuntfall
PST to Pompey mong, PST to Pompey mong
We have had your pledge and now we want your sponds!
PST to Pompey mong
(10 –-- 9 –-- 8 ----7)
Commencing purchase, won’t be long
(6 ---- 5 ---- 4 ---- 3)
Checking kitty, hope the numbers are not wrong
(2 -------- 1 ------ Lift off!)
This is PST to Pompey mong We wish we were like Sai-ai-ai-aints
They’ve got class and their club puts us all to shame
And their reputation grows with every game
This is Pompey mong to PST I wish we’d get a draw-aw-aw-aw
But the problem is we just can’t fcuckin score
We’ll be sinking through the League 1 trap do-or-or-or
For here am I sitting in a sh!thole I don’t like the view
Jobshite shirts are blue and they’re very very few
Though I got my JSA today I’m feeling very si-i-i-ick
Cos I want to be like that club down the ro-oad
But it’s never gonna happen – We Kno-o-o-ow
PST to Pompey mong Our club is dead, The history’s gone
Can you hear me Pompey mong, can you hear me Pompey mong
Can you hear me Pompey mong, can you
Here am I sitting in a sh!thole I’m starting to boooo
Jobshite shirts are blue and they’re getting fewer toooooo!
Night all
STID
*Cue the Bond theme*
seventh-junction
says...
8:54am Fri 23 Nov 12
"It's Oh So Quiet (at nottarf krap)"
sssshhhush...
it's. oh. so quiet
sssshhhush
it's oh. so still
sssshhhush
you're all alone
and so peaceful until...
you fall in debt
zing boom
the sky up above
zing boom
is caving in
wow bam
you've never been so nuts about a Guy (Whitt-less-ingham)
you wanna laugh you bleat and cry
you pledge a grand but your club will die
'til it's over and then...
it's nice and quiet......ssshhhush
..
but soon again
starts another big riot
you know you're few
zing boom
Chanrai will shaft you
zing boom
so what is new
wow bam
stop cheating and close
ssshhhush...
it's. oh. so quiet
ssshhhush...
it's. oh. so still
ssshhhush
you're all alone
and so peaceful until...
Westwood still rings his bell
bim bam
you're still sh1t and you smell
hi ho ho
you're broke as well
gee. this is swell you really are the pits
this Guy is clueless and you're in the sh1t
there's no mistake this is it
'til it's over and then
it's nice and quiet...ssshhhush
but soon again
starts another big riot
you know you're few
zing boom
Chanrai will shaft you
zing boom
so what is new
wow bam
stop cheating and close
the sky's caving in
another game you'll lose
you know know know know know your few
when you've fallen from grace
ssshhhhhh...
teddrake
says...
9:36am Fri 23 Nov 12
St Retford wrote:'Despire' is a word. In the second world war, Lancasters taking off from RAF airfields in East Anglia for night bombing raids of their own airfields (this was when they had inexperienced crews (some of them as young as 12)) were experiencing problems because the low-altitude flying that they had to carry out to avoid clouds, owls, low-lying stars, nocturnal window cleaner, men on stilts and errant perigrinating Chinese acrobats with a penchant for forming human pyramids, meant that churches became a potentially lethal obstacle. The boffins at MI7 came up with the brilliant idea of removing the spires and replacing them with balsa wood replicas (the orginals were turned upside down, filled with ice cream, and then shipped out to Napoli as a way to entice Mussolini to come over to the Allies (this is Chico Mussolini, who was only distantly related to the Dictator of the same name - well, the same name except for 'Chico' - who was a talented outside right for the Napoli war-time first XI). Sadly MI7 neglected to add any hundreds and thousands and the whole plan had to be put on ice - so to speak. Interestingly, and rather spookily, the brains behind the whole scheme was Flight Lieutenant Archie 'Hunch' Puncheon (never late for luncheon) who was our winger's great great uncle and was nicknamed for his uncanny ability to come up with great ideas (or 'Punch's hunches' as they were affectionately labelled by his colleagues).
Is 'despire' a word? I like it, regardless.
Think it might be a bit early to be chanting for an England call up (some of his performances this season have been a little lacklustre, after all) but he's certainly heading in the right direction and sums up the 'together as one' motif more than anyone.
teddrake
says...
9:46am Fri 23 Nov 12
SFCOLDBOY
says...
10:02am Fri 23 Nov 12
OSPREYSAINT
says...
10:40am Fri 23 Nov 12
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:Yes boss, suitably humbled I will crawl back under my rock, mind you it has been fun.
SaintKenny wins poster of the month award. Took a bit of time to get there, but when he did he got there proper.
Osprey isn't sssssssshhhhhhhhhing properly, but he's doing that for a reaction. He went through a period of posting every minute, followed by not posting at all. Then worring about whether we are too hard on the skunts (sick) and now he's talking directly to them.
Osprey, as one of the best posters on here, get it together son!

Puddletown Saint says...
10:52am Thu 22 Nov 12
Punch in many ways is like Kelvin - can inspire one moment and despire you the next.
As a Saints player will always have my 100% support - he must prove a team player and have consistency for a good while.
C'mon Punch show us what you can do.Loving these threads now.