Fans urge Adkins to bolster Saints' backline

Saints fans have overwhelmingly backed their club to sign a new centre half during the January transfer window.

A poll which attracted over 2,000 votes on dailyecho.co.uk found that 73 per cent of all those taking part targeted a new central defender as the club’s top priority when the window reopens two weeks today.

Saints endured a torrid start to the season defensively as they couldn’t stop shipping goals with a back four that was changing on a regular basis.

They have found more stability and solidity in recent weeks, which has seen a marked improvement in form and a rise up the table.

But Saints fans still remain concerned that for a side that has had few problems scoring goals, conceding them is still the major barrier to staying in the Premier League.

Nigel Adkins may well target more than one central defender given the lack of cover at the club in that role.

The current first team pairing of Jose Fonte and Maya Yoshida are only backed up by Jos Hooiveld.

l From back page The other senior centre halves on the club’s books, Aaron Martin and Dan Seaborne, are so far down the pecking order they are out on loan at Crystal Palace and Charlton respectively.

For so many fans to agree on one specific area to be strengthened is a rare thing and shows their concern over that role.

As well as the huge majority for a centre half some 15 per cent were keen to see Saints land a new goalkeeper.

Adkins has struggled to decide who is his number one this season, chopping and changing between Kelvin Davis, Paulo Gazzaniga and Artur Boruc.

Whether the club would seriously consider bringing in a fourth senior keeper is a point of debate as that is a lot for any side to carry, especially one who only have the league and FA Cup to worry about.

Also to be taken into consideration is the length of contract you may have to offer. If you wish to get a senior and experienced top level keeper the chances of them being happy to uproot and move for a deal to the end of the season are slim.

Only six per cent of voters were keen to see the full back positions strengthened in the window.

That figure may had been higher a couple of months ago but with the emergence of Luke Shaw in the left back role, and with Nathaniel Clyne continuing to perform well on the other side, the urgency has dissipated somewhat.

Saints though may well still reflect they need cover.

Just five per cent of the vote was for midfield/wingers.

It is one area of the Saints squad that is very well stocked for players.

There is no need for any cover to add depth to the squad, the only argument would be for better players than are already at the club to be purchased to come straight into the first team.

With goals not an issue the smallest vote was for strikers.

Only two per cent of fans felt that area needed strengthening.

Saints are only playing with one out and out striker in their current formation.

That man has been Rickie Lambert but with Jay Rodriguez, Emmanuel Mayuka, Tadanari Lee and Guly do Prado all in the squad and with experience in that position Saints do seem to have options and depth to rely on.

Comments(149)

jerseysaint says...
8:27am Tue 18 Dec 12

Definately need 2 more defenders.
I think if we can get hooper that would be great.But i dont think he will move until the summer.
I would like to see T Lee playing a little more.

mike saint says...
8:38am Tue 18 Dec 12

Why just One?

scooter75 says...
8:43am Tue 18 Dec 12

..and mike stain joins in

OSPREYSAINT says...
8:45am Tue 18 Dec 12

mike saint wrote:
Why just One?
It was not specific as to how many, just emphasising the need for strengthening in the CB department, there is half a season to go, bound to be injuries and suspensions, we really need to get back up in all areas.

WECOMING4U says...
8:47am Tue 18 Dec 12

Is Gay Whittingham buying anyone ? sorry loaning anyone?

scooter75 says...
8:47am Tue 18 Dec 12

Ospreys here so im off, he will bore you to tears zzzzzzzzz

seventh-junction says...
8:48am Tue 18 Dec 12

SD could be scunters uncle...hilarious

LeTissiersEarLobe says...
8:50am Tue 18 Dec 12

seventh-junction wrote:
zzzzzz...my my, skunt nonces are out and about even at this early hour.
H8 Pompey

OSPREYSAINT says...
8:50am Tue 18 Dec 12

Just another reader wrote:
Ah the penniless afterbirth down the road are up already I see!!
Shhhhhush!

seventh-junction says...
8:51am Tue 18 Dec 12

LeTissiersEarLobe wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
zzzzzz...my my, skunt nonces are out and about even at this early hour.
H8 Pompey
Ditto

Southampton Dominance says...
8:52am Tue 18 Dec 12

seventh-junction wrote:
SD could be scunters uncle...hilarious
Feeble posts! Feeble brain! Poor little poppet!

seventh-junction says...
8:55am Tue 18 Dec 12

Looks like someone's getting rattled already........SD will probably take it out on scunter again like he did last night....oh well

Southampton Dominance says...
8:57am Tue 18 Dec 12

seventh-junction wrote:
Looks like someone's getting rattled already........SD will probably take it out on scunter again like he did last night....oh well
I’ve been well & truly put in my place! I’ll have to go lick my wounds after that tongue lashing. LOL! As I was saying, you’re a mosquito!

seventh-junction says...
8:58am Tue 18 Dec 12

Scunters Dominuncle...ha a ha ha

Southampton Dominance says...
8:58am Tue 18 Dec 12

Folkestone Saint wrote:
Just another reader wrote:
Ah the penniless afterbirth down the road are up already I see!!
This pathetic little wum isn't even a skunt, he/she looks up to skunts in awe, we should all feel grateful that we don't have their life as this is their highlight of the day
Oh no! They’ve only gone and brought in their ‘comedy muscle’. I’m done for!

Andover Saint says...
8:59am Tue 18 Dec 12

wants a pompey fan on a string for christmas

Southampton Dominance says...
9:00am Tue 18 Dec 12

seventh-junction wrote:
Scunters Dominuncle...ha a ha ha
LOL!

seventh-junction says...
9:01am Tue 18 Dec 12

scunters dominuncles desperation is now starting to kick in....notice all the exclamation marks all of a sudden...hilarious

Southampton Dominance says...
9:03am Tue 18 Dec 12

seventh-junction wrote:
scunters dominuncles desperation is now starting to kick in....notice all the exclamation marks all of a sudden...hilarious
LOL! Try again, poppet! LOL!

seventh-junction says...
9:04am Tue 18 Dec 12

.....oh no. It's getting even worse. Now we've got LOL's and exclamation marks.

promised land says...
9:04am Tue 18 Dec 12

12 million wasted ? To early to make a rash decision like that. But the thought of wasting 12 million quid makes me smile. when the skates would just love to have just a fraction of it..... The needy feeding off the scraps.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant says...
9:05am Tue 18 Dec 12

TWENTY EIGHT

OSPREYSAINT says...
9:06am Tue 18 Dec 12

Suddenly I am the "Anti-skate", knew I would find something usefull to do.
Anyway Tada had a good game at The Silverlake last night, took a couple of hard knocks and got up and played on, looks like he is getting fitter by the day, picked up another poachers goal too. Hoskins first goal was a bit special too by all accounts.

seventh-junction says...
9:07am Tue 18 Dec 12

One pathetic reply. 2 LOL's, 3 exclamation marks and a poppet....limited or what.

OSPREYSAINT says...
9:08am Tue 18 Dec 12

seventh-junction wrote:
.....oh no. It's getting even worse. Now we've got LOL's and exclamation marks.
Oy! Leave it, they ain't worth it.

Southampton Dominance says...
9:10am Tue 18 Dec 12

seventh-junction wrote:
.....oh no. It's getting even worse. Now we've got LOL's and exclamation marks.
Calm down, dearie! You should blame the education system for your lack of intelligence, not moi!

seventh-junction says...
9:12am Tue 18 Dec 12

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
TWENTY EIGHT
Poor old scunter75.....27 more nights to spend with scunters dominuncle....someon
e should inform the authorities.

seventh-junction says...
9:14am Tue 18 Dec 12

OSPREYSAINT wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
.....oh no. It's getting even worse. Now we've got LOL's and exclamation marks.
Oy! Leave it, they ain't worth it.
Off to do some work now anyway.
Sssshhhhhh....

Little Hitler says...
9:14am Tue 18 Dec 12

Next competition...

Guess the opening date of the new Fratton Park Tesco Extra.

01st September 2013

Southampton Dominance says...
9:17am Tue 18 Dec 12

seventh-junction wrote:
OSPREYSAINT wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
.....oh no. It's getting even worse. Now we've got LOL's and exclamation marks.
Oy! Leave it, they ain't worth it.
Off to do some work now anyway.
Sssshhhhhh....
Work! LOL. Seventh pretending he has work to attend to! Congrats, dearie, easily line of the day poppet! LOL

Southampton Dominance says...
9:20am Tue 18 Dec 12

Southampton Dominance wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
OSPREYSAINT wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
.....oh no. It's getting even worse. Now we've got LOL's and exclamation marks.
Oy! Leave it, they ain't worth it.
Off to do some work now anyway.
Sssshhhhhh....
Work! LOL. Seventh pretending he has work to attend to! Congrats, dearie, easily line of the day poppet! LOL
Pray tell, what is this work of yours? Colouring in Mickey & Minnie! Delightful, poppet!

SO50 Saint says...
9:26am Tue 18 Dec 12

Good to see you back SD you might speak an absolute load of (rap but at least your spelling and grammer is pretty good.

Brite Spark says...
9:27am Tue 18 Dec 12

Anyone going to the Fulham game on Boxing Day just be aware of the strike by tube workers. They did this last Boxing Day and some Premier League games were postponed. Saints game is still on as things stand.

Southampton Dominance says...
9:34am Tue 18 Dec 12

Southampton Dominance wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
OSPREYSAINT wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
.....oh no. It's getting even worse. Now we've got LOL's and exclamation marks.
Oy! Leave it, they ain't worth it.
Off to do some work now anyway.
Sssshhhhhh....
Work! LOL. Seventh pretending he has work to attend to! Congrats, dearie, easily line of the day poppet! LOL
Pray tell, what is this work of yours? Colouring in Mickey & Minnie! Delightful, poppet!
Sorry, I forgot! You only work with finger paints! Isn’t that right, dearie!

Southampton Dominance says...
9:36am Tue 18 Dec 12

Well my rolled up newspaper certainly saw some action this morning! Cheerio poppets!

Strasbourg Saint says...
9:49am Tue 18 Dec 12

Grief! The skunts are back from their sistermums' hovels early this morning. Is it signing-on day perchance?

Oh well, no use making serious comment on this thread, so ......

...... KENNY, I've re-read your list:

1 whitelines
2 more glory
3 force14
4 ptid
5 tebourba
6 blueredinwhite
7 pompeyphil
8 scooter75
9 souhampton domination
10 kent141
11 bigfella
12 ach i the noo

I've just realised, where's skatingonthinice? HUGE oversight in my eyes!

....... allons-y .......

Alors! Bonjour et salutations de Strasbourg (Captal of Christmas).

Voici les votes du jury Alsace:

1. -10pts Kunt141 for living up to his name
2. -9pts Tebourba for failing to make a correct anagram out of 'theborer'
3. -8pts all the others collectively, so that they don't fight among themselves over Christmas. After all, they'll have enough on their hands fighting over their sistermums and arguing about which Premier quality players Dick Wittington is going to sign in January.

And that completes the voting by the Alsace jury.

Joyeux Noël et bon vote!

St Retford says...
9:52am Tue 18 Dec 12

I can see dead people everywhere. Zombies in blue tops are wandering about the place trying to type sentences with their big gormless fingers.

I suppose we should cherish it. In 30 years time when Portsmouth Football Club is a distant memory and all the children of that fair city grow up supporting Saints and wearing red and white we'll probably romanticise about the time when we had a local rival and "banter" existed. We won't remember that they were rubbish at it, but we'll smile and think "bless" because they had a go.

SO50 Saint says...
9:56am Tue 18 Dec 12

Retford surely we want a few generations to go through first before they start becoming fans of the famous red and whites we don't want any fish supporting us now do we. I reckon give it 50 years that should pass through 3 generationsand we might just be alright

Dickosfc says...
10:04am Tue 18 Dec 12

Good article ruined by a load of t0ssers writing cr@p!! Just ignore them and talk Saints FFS!!

only1chopper says...
10:06am Tue 18 Dec 12

I am also surprised the skunts were up this early, its not like they have a job to go to, unless the doll que builds up quite quick. Or, they are off to to do some christmas robbing.
But back to the real reason why we post our thoughts, the defence does need some fresh blood, someone with a bit of pace and aerial ability. Not sure where to look, but i am sure we will find one, maybe not Scott Dan or Curtis Davies, they don't have a great track record when it comes to demotions! An experienced left back, someone who Shaw can look up to and learn his trade from. The goalkeeping situation is a bit of a farce, who gave the decision to sign Boruc, he was overweight, and had the biggest chip on his shoulder i have ever seen! if we could mould all 3 together, that would make a great keeper!
What we want and what we get are always different, but a few surprises are always up NC's sleeve, so fingers crossed and lets get another 3 points against sunderland.

Littleton-Saint says...
10:08am Tue 18 Dec 12

Skuntmuff is no longer our rival, but Eastleigh's.

Littleton-Saint says...
10:08am Tue 18 Dec 12

Skuntmuff is no longer our rival, but Eastleigh's.

seventh-junction says...
10:13am Tue 18 Dec 12

Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant says...
10:14am Tue 18 Dec 12

We definately need a CB.

This window is as much about who goes as to who comes. There are numerous players who obviously aren't going to get a kick so move them off the pay roll and let them play football again elsewhere.

right back in the bar says...
10:18am Tue 18 Dec 12

Danish international centre half -plays for Wolfsburg in the Bundesliga - can't remember the spelling of his name but good player and he will be the first signing in Jan

SO50 Saint says...
10:19am Tue 18 Dec 12

Kjaer??

WECOMING4U says...
10:21am Tue 18 Dec 12

Make a bid for Dawson.

mack chinnon says...
10:26am Tue 18 Dec 12

Andover Saint wrote:
wants a pompey fan on a string for christmas
A dope on a rope.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant says...
10:32am Tue 18 Dec 12

seventh-junction wrote:
Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.
I do hope it's not The Times.

St Retford says...
10:37am Tue 18 Dec 12

Messi's signed a new contract.

:(

seventh-junction says...
10:46am Tue 18 Dec 12

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.
I do hope it's not The Times.
Beano, more likely

Strasbourg Saint says...
10:52am Tue 18 Dec 12

St Retford wrote:
Messi's signed a new contract.

:(
Don't need him - we've got Adam, Gaston, Tad, Jay, Danny, Steve, Punch, Steeeeeeve and Guly!

Oh, alright then, he could have warmed the bench :)

St Retford says...
10:54am Tue 18 Dec 12

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
St Retford wrote:
Messi's signed a new contract.

:(
Don't need him - we've got Adam, Gaston, Tad, Jay, Danny, Steve, Punch, Steeeeeeve and Guly!

Oh, alright then, he could have warmed the bench :)
I can't watch him without thinking of Chris de Burgh. I think it's the hair.

So for that reason, I'm out.

Confucious says...
11:23am Tue 18 Dec 12

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Grief! The skunts are back from their sistermums' hovels early this morning. Is it signing-on day perchance?

Oh well, no use making serious comment on this thread, so ......

...... KENNY, I've re-read your list:

1 whitelines
2 more glory
3 force14
4 ptid
5 tebourba
6 blueredinwhite
7 pompeyphil
8 scooter75
9 souhampton domination
10 kent141
11 bigfella
12 ach i the noo

I've just realised, where's skatingonthinice? HUGE oversight in my eyes!

....... allons-y .......

Alors! Bonjour et salutations de Strasbourg (Captal of Christmas).

Voici les votes du jury Alsace:

1. -10pts Kunt141 for living up to his name
2. -9pts Tebourba for failing to make a correct anagram out of 'theborer'
3. -8pts all the others collectively, so that they don't fight among themselves over Christmas. After all, they'll have enough on their hands fighting over their sistermums and arguing about which Premier quality players Dick Wittington is going to sign in January.

And that completes the voting by the Alsace jury.

Joyeux Noël et bon vote!
It would be appreciated Strassie if you could get the mayor of The Capital of Christmas to sort out this outrageous Santa Claus business.

For a start, I find it unacceptable that such an idolised figure for children smokes a pipe, is grossly overweight and wears liberal quantities animal fur. It's also clear that he is employing countless elves, without union representation, in unregulated sweat shop conditions.

It's obvious also that no VAT or NI revenue at all is being contributed from this obese slave driver's vast enterprise which is deliberately located in a tax haven.

Furthermore, isn't it time this fat tax dodger was properly checked and authorised to enter children's bedrooms?

And finally, the fact that this worshipped role model, marketing globally, is white, male and heterosexual merits serious debate.

Santa Claus just aint Saintly.

Strasbourg Saint says...
11:24am Tue 18 Dec 12

St Retford wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
St Retford wrote:
Messi's signed a new contract.

:(
Don't need him - we've got Adam, Gaston, Tad, Jay, Danny, Steve, Punch, Steeeeeeve and Guly!

Oh, alright then, he could have warmed the bench :)
I can't watch him without thinking of Chris de Burgh. I think it's the hair.

So for that reason, I'm out.
I always think of him (no, not Messi) when, on VERY rare occasions, I take the Gosport ferry Eastwards ...... 'Don't pay the ferryman, don't even fix a price.'

Got dragged to see him twice (no, not Messi). First time in Bournemouth with THAT girlfriend - THAT EX-girlfriend - who's a skate.

Second time at some outdoor country house near Romsey (can't remember which one, there are so many) with THAT wife - THAT EX-wife.

Mentioned him once to the new wife; 'Chris De Who?' Things are on the up!

All together everyone; 'Messi in reeeeeeeeeeeeed, with a few thin white stripes - down his shirt.'

Strasbourg Saint says...
11:42am Tue 18 Dec 12

Confucious wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Grief! The skunts are back from their sistermums' hovels early this morning. Is it signing-on day perchance?

Oh well, no use making serious comment on this thread, so ......

...... KENNY, I've re-read your list:

1 whitelines
2 more glory
3 force14
4 ptid
5 tebourba
6 blueredinwhite
7 pompeyphil
8 scooter75
9 souhampton domination
10 kent141
11 bigfella
12 ach i the noo

I've just realised, where's skatingonthinice? HUGE oversight in my eyes!

....... allons-y .......

Alors! Bonjour et salutations de Strasbourg (Captal of Christmas).

Voici les votes du jury Alsace:

1. -10pts Kunt141 for living up to his name
2. -9pts Tebourba for failing to make a correct anagram out of 'theborer'
3. -8pts all the others collectively, so that they don't fight among themselves over Christmas. After all, they'll have enough on their hands fighting over their sistermums and arguing about which Premier quality players Dick Wittington is going to sign in January.

And that completes the voting by the Alsace jury.

Joyeux Noël et bon vote!
It would be appreciated Strassie if you could get the mayor of The Capital of Christmas to sort out this outrageous Santa Claus business.

For a start, I find it unacceptable that such an idolised figure for children smokes a pipe, is grossly overweight and wears liberal quantities animal fur. It's also clear that he is employing countless elves, without union representation, in unregulated sweat shop conditions.

It's obvious also that no VAT or NI revenue at all is being contributed from this obese slave driver's vast enterprise which is deliberately located in a tax haven.

Furthermore, isn't it time this fat tax dodger was properly checked and authorised to enter children's bedrooms?

And finally, the fact that this worshipped role model, marketing globally, is white, male and heterosexual merits serious debate.

Santa Claus just aint Saintly.
I think you've hit on some key issues here, Confucious. The thing is, if the elves were replaced by French workers, their rights would be 'addressed'. That's to say, they'd all go out on strike with immediate effect. Trouble is, that would really screw up Christmas for all the dear little children.

What would Scooter75 do during the festive break if the FIFA 2005 - featuring the skate's rise to power - which Dominatrix had 'borrowed' from a house he happened to pop into and then asked Santa to deliver on his way through got delayed until February because all the French 'elves' were marching through Strasbourg burning reindeers, sleigh tyres and effigies of the big bearded fella?

It's all very well being PC, but when it comes to the French and strikes, I say, s0d 'em!

Mind you, Gérard Depardieu, who has put on huge amounts of weight and, for tax purposes, just moved to Belgium, could pass as Santa if you gave him a beard. So maybe the answer is to move the Capital of Christmas to Ghent, Liege or Brussels and be done with it.

More Glory says...
11:46am Tue 18 Dec 12

Good morning my fluoride friends.

Can't believe you haven't voted much for a keeper. All the best sides have a good one, even your best old sides; Shilton, Flowers, Niemi.

Playing 3 keepers regularly in a season could prove costly.

If Mr positive isn't going to play Boruc, then replace him with Friedel or someone else, and you will have a good young'n, a loyal keeper, and a class keeper. Easy.

Looks like Ramirez might need replacing as well though. Diddums. Fair play to Adkins he has improved the defence, but cover is a good idea.

Can't believe you have forgotten Bring back Branfoot

legod7 says...
11:52am Tue 18 Dec 12

When I started to write this there were 64 posts before mine. 62 of them were eiither from or about Poopey fans.
NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH ARTICLE ABOUT A NEW CB WE MIGHT BE SIGNING.
Come on Saints fans. Just ignore them and they might go away

SO50 Saint says...
11:53am Tue 18 Dec 12

Someone's been following our situation very carefully hey MG and I think you are right, well about everything bar the Ramirez bit. I look forward to the day you feel comfortable enough to pull on a red and white shirt and support the south coasts number 1 side :)

St Retford says...
12:03pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Right, let's cut the ****:

Should we make a cheeky bid for Mario Balotelli?

I say HELL YEAH.

More Glory says...
12:05pm Tue 18 Dec 12

SO50 Saint wrote:
Someone's been following our situation very carefully hey MG and I think you are right, well about everything bar the Ramirez bit. I look forward to the day you feel comfortable enough to pull on a red and white shirt and support the south coasts number 1 side :)
Hello Soso, Ramirez not thinking of moving then? Your gut feeling, or just hiding from the hints? I'm sure he will be off in the summer at the very least.

I know you would love some of us to give in and put on a red shirt, but that would make all those hours of watching Pompey getting pizzed on at FP and away grounds seem pointless.

Pompey will always be number 1. I think you know that in your hearts. I would love you guys to win another proper cup to feel better about yourselves though. You wouldn't need to talk about us so much on these threads then.

Confucious says...
12:09pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Confucious wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Grief! The skunts are back from their sistermums' hovels early this morning. Is it signing-on day perchance?

Oh well, no use making serious comment on this thread, so ......

...... KENNY, I've re-read your list:

1 whitelines
2 more glory
3 force14
4 ptid
5 tebourba
6 blueredinwhite
7 pompeyphil
8 scooter75
9 souhampton domination
10 kent141
11 bigfella
12 ach i the noo

I've just realised, where's skatingonthinice? HUGE oversight in my eyes!

....... allons-y .......

Alors! Bonjour et salutations de Strasbourg (Captal of Christmas).

Voici les votes du jury Alsace:

1. -10pts Kunt141 for living up to his name
2. -9pts Tebourba for failing to make a correct anagram out of 'theborer'
3. -8pts all the others collectively, so that they don't fight among themselves over Christmas. After all, they'll have enough on their hands fighting over their sistermums and arguing about which Premier quality players Dick Wittington is going to sign in January.

And that completes the voting by the Alsace jury.

Joyeux Noël et bon vote!
It would be appreciated Strassie if you could get the mayor of The Capital of Christmas to sort out this outrageous Santa Claus business.

For a start, I find it unacceptable that such an idolised figure for children smokes a pipe, is grossly overweight and wears liberal quantities animal fur. It's also clear that he is employing countless elves, without union representation, in unregulated sweat shop conditions.

It's obvious also that no VAT or NI revenue at all is being contributed from this obese slave driver's vast enterprise which is deliberately located in a tax haven.

Furthermore, isn't it time this fat tax dodger was properly checked and authorised to enter children's bedrooms?

And finally, the fact that this worshipped role model, marketing globally, is white, male and heterosexual merits serious debate.

Santa Claus just aint Saintly.
I think you've hit on some key issues here, Confucious. The thing is, if the elves were replaced by French workers, their rights would be 'addressed'. That's to say, they'd all go out on strike with immediate effect. Trouble is, that would really screw up Christmas for all the dear little children.

What would Scooter75 do during the festive break if the FIFA 2005 - featuring the skate's rise to power - which Dominatrix had 'borrowed' from a house he happened to pop into and then asked Santa to deliver on his way through got delayed until February because all the French 'elves' were marching through Strasbourg burning reindeers, sleigh tyres and effigies of the big bearded fella?

It's all very well being PC, but when it comes to the French and strikes, I say, s0d 'em!

Mind you, Gérard Depardieu, who has put on huge amounts of weight and, for tax purposes, just moved to Belgium, could pass as Santa if you gave him a beard. So maybe the answer is to move the Capital of Christmas to Ghent, Liege or Brussels and be done with it.
Very fair points - perhaps things could be worse.

And even though he's far from PC, he's got some nerve. There's no way I'd go into Portsmouth with a goodies laden sleigh in the dead of night.

SO50 Saint says...
12:12pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Well I don't know whether he is or not but I haven't heard anything to make me think otherwise except for that italian interview a few weeks back.

I see it's Hartlepool away for you lot this weekend now thats a bigger 6 pointer than us and the Mackems as your both in the bottom four. Will be interesting to see how many of the worlds greatest away support are up there this weekend as our awful support managed to fill the away end twice in two midweek trips. I must say the first was one of my favourite away trips whilst in league 1.

I'm pleased that you would love us to win a cup something we both have in common

HappyDuck says...
12:17pm Tue 18 Dec 12

SO50 Saint wrote:
Kjaer??
Simon Kjær

HappyDuck says...
12:18pm Tue 18 Dec 12

right back in the bar wrote:
Danish international centre half -plays for Wolfsburg in the Bundesliga - can't remember the spelling of his name but good player and he will be the first signing in Jan
Simon Kjær

franiow says...
12:19pm Tue 18 Dec 12

St Retford wrote:
Right, let's cut the ****:

Should we make a cheeky bid for Mario Balotelli?

I say HELL YEAH.
I hope you are joking, because he hardly fits our profile. Even though he is worth a lot of money, Cortese would break his legs after a couple of weeks of nonsense.

Southampton Dominance says...
12:22pm Tue 18 Dec 12

seventh-junction wrote:
Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.
I love it when you slink off for a few hours to come up with a retort, and the comeback is always awful! LOL! I believe that is commonly known as, mugging one’s self off! Isn’t that right, dearie! Or as you would say, ain’t that right!

HappyDuck says...
12:22pm Tue 18 Dec 12

right back in the bar wrote:
Danish international centre half -plays for Wolfsburg in the Bundesliga - can't remember the spelling of his name but good player and he will be the first signing in Jan
Poor version of Daniel Agger and not highly rated in Denmark.

St Retford says...
12:24pm Tue 18 Dec 12

franiow wrote:
St Retford wrote:
Right, let's cut the ****:

Should we make a cheeky bid for Mario Balotelli?

I say HELL YEAH.
I hope you are joking, because he hardly fits our profile. Even though he is worth a lot of money, Cortese would break his legs after a couple of weeks of nonsense.
PRECISELY! Cortese would get him under control.

City would probably pay us to take him, he'd shift an awful lot of shirts, life would never be boring and, let's remember, he's an incredible talent who would score a lot of goals.

There are literally no downsides to this whatsoever.

Southampton Dominance says...
12:25pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
We definately need a CB.

This window is as much about who goes as to who comes. There are numerous players who obviously aren't going to get a kick so move them off the pay roll and let them play football again elsewhere.
Enlighten us, poppet. Today, do you plan on boring us, merely to tears, or to death? Ay dearie!

SO50 Saint says...
12:27pm Tue 18 Dec 12

let's remember, he's an incredible talent who would score a lot of goals.

I might be watching a different player to everyone else but I really don't think he is. Granted he was class against Germany in the World Cup, i'm just not a fan

Folkestone Saint says...
12:28pm Tue 18 Dec 12

SO50 Saint wrote:
Well I don't know whether he is or not but I haven't heard anything to make me think otherwise except for that italian interview a few weeks back.

I see it's Hartlepool away for you lot this weekend now thats a bigger 6 pointer than us and the Mackems as your both in the bottom four. Will be interesting to see how many of the worlds greatest away support are up there this weekend as our awful support managed to fill the away end twice in two midweek trips. I must say the first was one of my favourite away trips whilst in league 1.

I'm pleased that you would love us to win a cup something we both have in common
Both bottom 2, they WILL be docked 10 points IF they make it to Febuary, IF

More Glory says...
12:28pm Tue 18 Dec 12

SO50 Saint wrote:
Well I don't know whether he is or not but I haven't heard anything to make me think otherwise except for that italian interview a few weeks back. I see it's Hartlepool away for you lot this weekend now thats a bigger 6 pointer than us and the Mackems as your both in the bottom four. Will be interesting to see how many of the worlds greatest away support are up there this weekend as our awful support managed to fill the away end twice in two midweek trips. I must say the first was one of my favourite away trips whilst in league 1. I'm pleased that you would love us to win a cup something we both have in common
I think the bigger battle is moving the adjourned court case forward. I think the administrator needs a rocket up his arse personally. His recent inactivity, and the trust mayhem could now lose us loads of players, and even some of our youth.

I don't think Sunderland will be as easy a game as you think. I have Mingolet and Lambert in my fantasy team, so a difficult one that.

Southampton Dominance says...
12:31pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Southampton Dominance wrote:
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
We definately need a CB.

This window is as much about who goes as to who comes. There are numerous players who obviously aren't going to get a kick so move them off the pay roll and let them play football again elsewhere.
Enlighten us, poppet. Today, do you plan on boring us, merely to tears, or to death? Ay dearie!
You're not going to "brick me" are you dearie. Oh no, that's right, you only know how to sh!t em! LOL

SO50 Saint says...
12:31pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Lambert in your fantasy team aswell you might as well get the Saints crest tattooed onto your leg :)

I do think your right it will be a very tough game on Sat but I think we are good enough to win.

loosehead says...
12:35pm Tue 18 Dec 12

So not many posts about the article then?
didn't read anything about Portsmouth in the article so why are the posts just slagging matches between Portsmouth & us?
Surely all Saints Fans know where we need to strengthen so come on put forward some ideas about who you'd like to see us buy.
We don't need to squabble with Pompey fans just sit back & see where the Saints are & where Pompey are & enough's said.

OSPREYSAINT says...
12:40pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Southampton Dominance wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
We definately need a CB.

This window is as much about who goes as to who comes. There are numerous players who obviously aren't going to get a kick so move them off the pay roll and let them play football again elsewhere.
Enlighten us, poppet. Today, do you plan on boring us, merely to tears, or to death? Ay dearie!
You're not going to "brick me" are you dearie. Oh no, that's right, you only know how to sh!t em! LOL
"dearie", "poppett", these terms are very girly, I had formed the impression you were a hetro bloke, have I got it wrong or are you on the turn?

OSPREYSAINT says...
12:45pm Tue 18 Dec 12

loosehead wrote:
So not many posts about the article then?
didn't read anything about Portsmouth in the article so why are the posts just slagging matches between Portsmouth & us?
Surely all Saints Fans know where we need to strengthen so come on put forward some ideas about who you'd like to see us buy.
We don't need to squabble with Pompey fans just sit back & see where the Saints are & where Pompey are & enough's said.
A bit naive LH, I suspect that most of these WUMs/Trolls have never seen the outside of Nottarf Krap, or any other football ground if it came to that. Humour them or ignor them, but don't take them seriously, you will be wasting yours, mine and everybody elses time. I often disagree with your posts, but at least you tend to keep to the subject and offer a different view, which is how it should be.

More Glory says...
12:54pm Tue 18 Dec 12

SO50 Saint wrote:
Lambert in your fantasy team aswell you might as well get the Saints crest tattooed onto your leg :) I do think your right it will be a very tough game on Sat but I think we are good enough to win.
Haha. In your dreams. I said a while ago that Villa were the key team. ie they are young but could improve. I think they are now starting to show a bit of quality. The cats game is massive, I don't know if they will spend the season right near the bottom or not, maybe Mclean and Sessegnon have been sussed out a little, and need to reinvent themselves a bit. I think QPR will stay up, and Wigan always improve later in the year. So that's Reading you will finish above, and maybe Sunderland, Villa or one other (Wigan). Your next couple of months will be difficult.

SO50 Saint says...
12:59pm Tue 18 Dec 12

That's a fair enough assesment but i'm not sure with QPR still got a bit to make up and I feel with some quality additions we will be fine strengthen keeper as you have already mentioned and defence. I couldn't believe how bad Reading were last night especially in the first half, can't see them doing anything

More Glory says...
1:12pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Redknapp would never have gone there unless he was guaranteed a January purse. They are already unbeaten in four, have a tough two months coming up, but cucially have lots of home games. They are an experienced side. I think Reading are already down. My guess is that he will buy a couple of players from the same club like he did with Pompey from Spurs with Mendez et al.

costa gaz says...
1:23pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Dickosfc wrote:
Good article ruined by a load of t0ssers writing cr@p!! Just ignore them and talk Saints FFS!!
Dicko, you're kidding right?
This message board is absolutely hilarious, some of these guys should be writing for the likes of Peter Kaye or Rickie Gervais.
I laugh so much at the funny posts that my sides split.
The references to interbreeding are pure comic genius.
The little made up names that they call each other brings tears to my eyes.
I look forward to each day when a new story about the club I support gets taken over by the funniest fans in the world.
Keep it coming guys....

BowesSaint says...
1:26pm Tue 18 Dec 12

scooter75 wrote:
Tangohead will waste a few more million in january...£12m for ramirez...hilarious
Sigh! We could have had the hugely impressive Dave Kitson instead..if only we could have matched the bargain £60,000 a week wage and then gone down to the third -soon to be fourth, and then inevitably the pub sunday league..
Instead we got the premiership and the hopelss Ramirez. Why oh why couldn't we have been as astute as the skates...Scooterskat
e please share that pompey wisdom?

Folkestone Saint says...
1:40pm Tue 18 Dec 12

SO50 Saint wrote:
That's a fair enough assesment but i'm not sure with QPR still got a bit to make up and I feel with some quality additions we will be fine strengthen keeper as you have already mentioned and defence. I couldn't believe how bad Reading were last night especially in the first half, can't see them doing anything
Word is Lescot could be farmed out on loan, what a waste of talent sitting on the bench, how about him

SO50 Saint says...
1:42pm Tue 18 Dec 12

That would be a fantastic loan signing Folkestone I just cant really see it happening but would be delighted if it could

st1halo says...
1:52pm Tue 18 Dec 12

SO50 Saint wrote:
That would be a fantastic loan signing Folkestone I just cant really see it happening but would be delighted if it could
Can't see it either but having him and Freidel in goal! WOW!

I remember watching K Keegan at Liverpool and thinking how great it would be to have a player like that! So you never know!

STID

St Retford says...
1:55pm Tue 18 Dec 12

loosehead wrote:
So not many posts about the article then?
didn't read anything about Portsmouth in the article so why are the posts just slagging matches between Portsmouth & us?
Surely all Saints Fans know where we need to strengthen so come on put forward some ideas about who you'd like to see us buy.
We don't need to squabble with Pompey fans just sit back & see where the Saints are & where Pompey are & enough's said.
Man, why do you always come on here being really, really heavy? It's Christmas, dude. Lighten up! Tell us a joke! Bring something the party.

Southampton Dominance says...
2:07pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.
I love it when you slink off for a few hours to come up with a retort, and the comeback is always awful! LOL! I believe that is commonly known as, mugging one’s self off! Isn’t that right, dearie! Or as you would say, ain’t that right!
Says the cnut who took 40 minutes to come back the other night, copy and paste in your spell checker, thats right innit dom-is-a-nonce
Oh poppet, run a long! You're a little oaf of no consequence! That's why we all ignore you! Get it, dearie!

St Retford says...
2:10pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Folkestone Saint wrote:
SO50 Saint wrote:
That's a fair enough assesment but i'm not sure with QPR still got a bit to make up and I feel with some quality additions we will be fine strengthen keeper as you have already mentioned and defence. I couldn't believe how bad Reading were last night especially in the first half, can't see them doing anything
Word is Lescot could be farmed out on loan, what a waste of talent sitting on the bench, how about him
Never gonna happen. Kolo's off to the African Cup of Nations in Jan so they won't let Lescott go anywhere.

SO50 Saint says...
2:10pm Tue 18 Dec 12

You showed him dominance you go girl

SO50 Saint says...
2:11pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Is that Boyata still at City? Remember him being fairly useful

St Retford says...
2:32pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Dunno. Is there any update on Matty Holland's medical yet? I can't wait to see him in action.

st1halo says...
2:47pm Tue 18 Dec 12

More Glory wrote:
SO50 Saint wrote:
Lambert in your fantasy team aswell you might as well get the Saints crest tattooed onto your leg :) I do think your right it will be a very tough game on Sat but I think we are good enough to win.
Haha. In your dreams. I said a while ago that Villa were the key team. ie they are young but could improve. I think they are now starting to show a bit of quality. The cats game is massive, I don't know if they will spend the season right near the bottom or not, maybe Mclean and Sessegnon have been sussed out a little, and need to reinvent themselves a bit. I think QPR will stay up, and Wigan always improve later in the year. So that's Reading you will finish above, and maybe Sunderland, Villa or one other (Wigan). Your next couple of months will be difficult.
Every game for every club is massive at the moment, Gloria. That's the fun of being in the Premier league!

In answer to your question about Matt LeTiss' England caps yesterday. Venables tried to tempt Matty away to Spurs and was spitting blood when he refused the offer, consequently when TV moved to become the England manager, Matty was never going to figure in the equation.

Matty was without doubt a much better player than Gazza (I don't know why you would question this as a football fan) and even Platini said he was one of the most gifted players he'd ever seen. If you can, find a dvd or video called 'Unbelievable' which features countless MLT goals. I know you are a skate but I kid you not, as a football fan you will find it breathtaking. The man was truly gifted and most involved in football knew it.


STID

SO50 Saint says...
2:59pm Tue 18 Dec 12

To back up the above Xavi possibly the best currently playing central midfielder at present has stated when he was younger the player who inspired him was Le Tissier

St Retford says...
3:08pm Tue 18 Dec 12

SO50 Saint wrote:
To back up the above Xavi possibly the best currently playing central midfielder at present has stated when he was younger the player who inspired him was Le Tissier
Is that true?

RedArmy1 says...
3:12pm Tue 18 Dec 12

It's going to rain on Saturday which is good for the MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON.

THE RAIN.

WE ALWAYS WIN IN THE RAIN
WE ALWAYS WIN IN THE RAIN

CB - If we can we should get one in to work with Jose who has got better and better the last few weeks.

KEEPER - Bin Boruc and if we have the money to get in a significantly better Top Class Keeper we should get one in.

WE AIM TO BEAT SUNDERLAND AND THEN TRAVEL TO SMASH FULHAM AWAY.

WE WILL BE IN THE PUBS.

WE WILL BE IN GOOD VOICE.

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.

RED ARMY. FIGHT AND WIN.
COYR.

SO50 Saint says...
3:14pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Google it Retford was in 442 couple of years ago is def true

Strasbourg Saint says...
3:21pm Tue 18 Dec 12

St Retford wrote:
SO50 Saint wrote:
To back up the above Xavi possibly the best currently playing central midfielder at present has stated when he was younger the player who inspired him was Le Tissier
Is that true?
I thought it was Messi who highlighted Le Tiss as his inspiration.

It was probably both, and many others, to be fair.

Although, word has it that Iniesta was inspired by Carlton Palmer.

Retford, I'm just off to get the last minute shopping done in Strasbourg's Christmas market. Wish me luck .... or pray or something. If there's a God, I'll be back on here later pleasing Loosehead and Gaz with my inane rubbish. If not, I'll be gone for a fortnight, still trying to stop other shoppers barging into the queue ahead of me come January the 5th!

saintkenny says...
3:25pm Tue 18 Dec 12

More Glory wrote:
Redknapp would never have gone there unless he was guaranteed a January purse. They are already unbeaten in four, have a tough two months coming up, but cucially have lots of home games. They are an experienced side. I think Reading are already down. My guess is that he will buy a couple of players from the same club like he did with Pompey from Spurs with Mendez et al.
harry said he will not be able to sign only loan players .which he did here .i think looking at the games they have 30 points .you cant see them getting that .i thibnk he should of gone back to your lot .he started the over the limit wage budget .he owes you money big time .at the end of the day .he managed a much bigger club .wanted levi to pay a high silly wage to modric to stop him moving.levi was not going to have it .so that was the end of it,what he does have is a qpr rich fan who will invest as long as they win games stay in the premier league ,he is happy without profit .but at pompey he could not find this ,every owner wanted profit but not one did .and some are still owed .here the lieber owners have been paid back in full and made prrofit .as the end of year will show later .with 90 million with promotion .and with nigels success 88 points and 91 points .to get to 40 points will bring in another 130 million next season .and start the preparations for st marys to be increased to 48.000 capacity .were not far off a point a game so were on target at the moment.and we got the window also .cant see to many problems

St Retford says...
3:32pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
St Retford wrote:
SO50 Saint wrote:
To back up the above Xavi possibly the best currently playing central midfielder at present has stated when he was younger the player who inspired him was Le Tissier
Is that true?
I thought it was Messi who highlighted Le Tiss as his inspiration.

It was probably both, and many others, to be fair.

Although, word has it that Iniesta was inspired by Carlton Palmer.

Retford, I'm just off to get the last minute shopping done in Strasbourg's Christmas market. Wish me luck .... or pray or something. If there's a God, I'll be back on here later pleasing Loosehead and Gaz with my inane rubbish. If not, I'll be gone for a fortnight, still trying to stop other shoppers barging into the queue ahead of me come January the 5th!
I always get into arguments with United fans when they go on and on about Cantona, to which my stock response is "poor man's Matt Le Tissier". They get really wound up, but I'm right.

Anyway, good luck. I've not started my Christmas shopping yet. I'm going to leave it until Christmas Eve when I'll be back in Southampton and it'll just be me and a few hundred blokes calmly going about our business and wondering what all the fuss is about. Seriously, more people should try it.

SO50 Saint says...
3:39pm Tue 18 Dec 12

I hope your right saintkenny about them not spending it actually on players. I knew they would beat Fulham I was gutted when we only drew with them at SMS they are such a poor side away from home at home is a bit different though will be happy with a point boxing day as I have a feeling we may suprise a few people at the Britannia on the Saturday. I would be very happy with a 5 point return from the next 3 games tho

st1halo says...
3:44pm Tue 18 Dec 12

St Retford wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
St Retford wrote:
SO50 Saint wrote:
To back up the above Xavi possibly the best currently playing central midfielder at present has stated when he was younger the player who inspired him was Le Tissier
Is that true?
I thought it was Messi who highlighted Le Tiss as his inspiration.

It was probably both, and many others, to be fair.

Although, word has it that Iniesta was inspired by Carlton Palmer.

Retford, I'm just off to get the last minute shopping done in Strasbourg's Christmas market. Wish me luck .... or pray or something. If there's a God, I'll be back on here later pleasing Loosehead and Gaz with my inane rubbish. If not, I'll be gone for a fortnight, still trying to stop other shoppers barging into the queue ahead of me come January the 5th!
I always get into arguments with United fans when they go on and on about Cantona, to which my stock response is "poor man's Matt Le Tissier". They get really wound up, but I'm right.

Anyway, good luck. I've not started my Christmas shopping yet. I'm going to leave it until Christmas Eve when I'll be back in Southampton and it'll just be me and a few hundred blokes calmly going about our business and wondering what all the fuss is about. Seriously, more people should try it.
Don't tell them that Rets! Before you know it, the place will be packed again!
I've been doing this for years but for the last two I've found an even lazier approach! I just go to the big Tesco at 1 in the morning, park right outside, walk about, camly get all my shopping and food and get home in an hour!

Next year, I'm gonna try to do it all on the internet!

Its my duty as a man!


STID

saintkenny says...
3:47pm Tue 18 Dec 12

SO50 Saint wrote:
I hope your right saintkenny about them not spending it actually on players. I knew they would beat Fulham I was gutted when we only drew with them at SMS they are such a poor side away from home at home is a bit different though will be happy with a point boxing day as I have a feeling we may suprise a few people at the Britannia on the Saturday. I would be very happy with a 5 point return from the next 3 games tho
i think fulham playing on the monday before made it a bit more difficult .there squad is not the greatest. sky can inlfuence results in this way .the europa league on a thursday has ,has newcastle have found ,but you dont make money like the champions league does to pay for a bigger squad.its a competition best avoided for most of the premier teams .its a burden it was for birmingham last season in the champioship

St Retford says...
4:01pm Tue 18 Dec 12

st1halo wrote:
St Retford wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
St Retford wrote:
SO50 Saint wrote:
To back up the above Xavi possibly the best currently playing central midfielder at present has stated when he was younger the player who inspired him was Le Tissier
Is that true?
I thought it was Messi who highlighted Le Tiss as his inspiration.

It was probably both, and many others, to be fair.

Although, word has it that Iniesta was inspired by Carlton Palmer.

Retford, I'm just off to get the last minute shopping done in Strasbourg's Christmas market. Wish me luck .... or pray or something. If there's a God, I'll be back on here later pleasing Loosehead and Gaz with my inane rubbish. If not, I'll be gone for a fortnight, still trying to stop other shoppers barging into the queue ahead of me come January the 5th!
I always get into arguments with United fans when they go on and on about Cantona, to which my stock response is "poor man's Matt Le Tissier". They get really wound up, but I'm right.

Anyway, good luck. I've not started my Christmas shopping yet. I'm going to leave it until Christmas Eve when I'll be back in Southampton and it'll just be me and a few hundred blokes calmly going about our business and wondering what all the fuss is about. Seriously, more people should try it.
Don't tell them that Rets! Before you know it, the place will be packed again!
I've been doing this for years but for the last two I've found an even lazier approach! I just go to the big Tesco at 1 in the morning, park right outside, walk about, camly get all my shopping and food and get home in an hour!

Next year, I'm gonna try to do it all on the internet!

Its my duty as a man!


STID
The internet is the cowards way! Plus, it requires a level of forward planning the male brain struggles with.

But Christmas Eve shopping is amazing - everyone assumes it'll be armagedon at the shops so they all go binge drinking or spending time with their family instead, not realising that it's actually the retail equivalent of the eye of the hurricane - it's just blokes who have popped out at 3 o'clock wandering around a largely empty John Lewis where they spend half an hour buying all the stuff a woman would have spent months agonising over. I'll see you in there...

st1halo says...
4:06pm Tue 18 Dec 12

St Retford wrote:
st1halo wrote:
St Retford wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
St Retford wrote:
SO50 Saint wrote:
To back up the above Xavi possibly the best currently playing central midfielder at present has stated when he was younger the player who inspired him was Le Tissier
Is that true?
I thought it was Messi who highlighted Le Tiss as his inspiration.

It was probably both, and many others, to be fair.

Although, word has it that Iniesta was inspired by Carlton Palmer.

Retford, I'm just off to get the last minute shopping done in Strasbourg's Christmas market. Wish me luck .... or pray or something. If there's a God, I'll be back on here later pleasing Loosehead and Gaz with my inane rubbish. If not, I'll be gone for a fortnight, still trying to stop other shoppers barging into the queue ahead of me come January the 5th!
I always get into arguments with United fans when they go on and on about Cantona, to which my stock response is "poor man's Matt Le Tissier". They get really wound up, but I'm right.

Anyway, good luck. I've not started my Christmas shopping yet. I'm going to leave it until Christmas Eve when I'll be back in Southampton and it'll just be me and a few hundred blokes calmly going about our business and wondering what all the fuss is about. Seriously, more people should try it.
Don't tell them that Rets! Before you know it, the place will be packed again!
I've been doing this for years but for the last two I've found an even lazier approach! I just go to the big Tesco at 1 in the morning, park right outside, walk about, camly get all my shopping and food and get home in an hour!

Next year, I'm gonna try to do it all on the internet!

Its my duty as a man!


STID
The internet is the cowards way! Plus, it requires a level of forward planning the male brain struggles with.

But Christmas Eve shopping is amazing - everyone assumes it'll be armagedon at the shops so they all go binge drinking or spending time with their family instead, not realising that it's actually the retail equivalent of the eye of the hurricane - it's just blokes who have popped out at 3 o'clock wandering around a largely empty John Lewis where they spend half an hour buying all the stuff a woman would have spent months agonising over. I'll see you in there...
:-)

St Retford says...
4:11pm Tue 18 Dec 12

st1halo wrote:
St Retford wrote:
st1halo wrote:
St Retford wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
St Retford wrote:
SO50 Saint wrote:
To back up the above Xavi possibly the best currently playing central midfielder at present has stated when he was younger the player who inspired him was Le Tissier
Is that true?
I thought it was Messi who highlighted Le Tiss as his inspiration.

It was probably both, and many others, to be fair.

Although, word has it that Iniesta was inspired by Carlton Palmer.

Retford, I'm just off to get the last minute shopping done in Strasbourg's Christmas market. Wish me luck .... or pray or something. If there's a God, I'll be back on here later pleasing Loosehead and Gaz with my inane rubbish. If not, I'll be gone for a fortnight, still trying to stop other shoppers barging into the queue ahead of me come January the 5th!
I always get into arguments with United fans when they go on and on about Cantona, to which my stock response is "poor man's Matt Le Tissier". They get really wound up, but I'm right.

Anyway, good luck. I've not started my Christmas shopping yet. I'm going to leave it until Christmas Eve when I'll be back in Southampton and it'll just be me and a few hundred blokes calmly going about our business and wondering what all the fuss is about. Seriously, more people should try it.
Don't tell them that Rets! Before you know it, the place will be packed again!
I've been doing this for years but for the last two I've found an even lazier approach! I just go to the big Tesco at 1 in the morning, park right outside, walk about, camly get all my shopping and food and get home in an hour!

Next year, I'm gonna try to do it all on the internet!

Its my duty as a man!


STID
The internet is the cowards way! Plus, it requires a level of forward planning the male brain struggles with.

But Christmas Eve shopping is amazing - everyone assumes it'll be armagedon at the shops so they all go binge drinking or spending time with their family instead, not realising that it's actually the retail equivalent of the eye of the hurricane - it's just blokes who have popped out at 3 o'clock wandering around a largely empty John Lewis where they spend half an hour buying all the stuff a woman would have spent months agonising over. I'll see you in there...
:-)
NB this is also the exact same approach most football managers take when it comes to the transfer window. Hence, inevitably, this year we'll see Harry Redknapp sitting in his car at ten to midnight explaining to reporters that the fax from Jermaine Defoe's agent hasn't come through in time.

Maybe clubs should employ more women to work in transfer negotiations.

st1halo says...
4:34pm Tue 18 Dec 12

St Retford wrote:
st1halo wrote:
St Retford wrote:
st1halo wrote:
St Retford wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
St Retford wrote:
SO50 Saint wrote:
To back up the above Xavi possibly the best currently playing central midfielder at present has stated when he was younger the player who inspired him was Le Tissier
Is that true?
I thought it was Messi who highlighted Le Tiss as his inspiration.

It was probably both, and many others, to be fair.

Although, word has it that Iniesta was inspired by Carlton Palmer.

Retford, I'm just off to get the last minute shopping done in Strasbourg's Christmas market. Wish me luck .... or pray or something. If there's a God, I'll be back on here later pleasing Loosehead and Gaz with my inane rubbish. If not, I'll be gone for a fortnight, still trying to stop other shoppers barging into the queue ahead of me come January the 5th!
I always get into arguments with United fans when they go on and on about Cantona, to which my stock response is "poor man's Matt Le Tissier". They get really wound up, but I'm right.

Anyway, good luck. I've not started my Christmas shopping yet. I'm going to leave it until Christmas Eve when I'll be back in Southampton and it'll just be me and a few hundred blokes calmly going about our business and wondering what all the fuss is about. Seriously, more people should try it.
Don't tell them that Rets! Before you know it, the place will be packed again!
I've been doing this for years but for the last two I've found an even lazier approach! I just go to the big Tesco at 1 in the morning, park right outside, walk about, camly get all my shopping and food and get home in an hour!

Next year, I'm gonna try to do it all on the internet!

Its my duty as a man!


STID
The internet is the cowards way! Plus, it requires a level of forward planning the male brain struggles with.

But Christmas Eve shopping is amazing - everyone assumes it'll be armagedon at the shops so they all go binge drinking or spending time with their family instead, not realising that it's actually the retail equivalent of the eye of the hurricane - it's just blokes who have popped out at 3 o'clock wandering around a largely empty John Lewis where they spend half an hour buying all the stuff a woman would have spent months agonising over. I'll see you in there...
:-)
NB this is also the exact same approach most football managers take when it comes to the transfer window. Hence, inevitably, this year we'll see Harry Redknapp sitting in his car at ten to midnight explaining to reporters that the fax from Jermaine Defoe's agent hasn't come through in time.

Maybe clubs should employ more women to work in transfer negotiations.
Good point, especially if we can get some Page 3esque beauties to do the deals! We'd be top of the league in no time! haha


STID

OSPREYSAINT says...
4:59pm Tue 18 Dec 12

We seem to have agreed on what we want, has anybody any idea who could sensibly fit the bill?

Velleity says...
5:11pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.
I love it when you slink off for a few hours to come up with a retort, and the comeback is always awful! LOL! I believe that is commonly known as, mugging one’s self off! Isn’t that right, dearie! Or as you would say, ain’t that right!
Says the cnut who took 40 minutes to come back the other night, copy and paste in your spell checker, thats right innit dom-is-a-nonce
Oh poppet, run a long! You're a little oaf of no consequence! That's why we all ignore you! Get it, dearie!
OOH dom-is-a-nonce how will I sleep now, I love the fact that I have sussed you you pathetic little sh1t, try and be original or funny as you are just embarassing yourself, anyway time for you to go and collect your girlfreind from school you nonce
Shhhh. The tedious yokel soon drifts away if you ignore him.

Southampton Dominance says...
5:20pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Velleity wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.
I love it when you slink off for a few hours to come up with a retort, and the comeback is always awful! LOL! I believe that is commonly known as, mugging one’s self off! Isn’t that right, dearie! Or as you would say, ain’t that right!
Says the cnut who took 40 minutes to come back the other night, copy and paste in your spell checker, thats right innit dom-is-a-nonce
Oh poppet, run a long! You're a little oaf of no consequence! That's why we all ignore you! Get it, dearie!
OOH dom-is-a-nonce how will I sleep now, I love the fact that I have sussed you you pathetic little sh1t, try and be original or funny as you are just embarassing yourself, anyway time for you to go and collect your girlfreind from school you nonce
Shhhh. The tedious yokel soon drifts away if you ignore him.
We can but hope, Valerie. But I fear he'll be back before too long, much your yourself, dearie!

Southampton Dominance says...
5:24pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Southampton Dominance wrote:
Velleity wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.
I love it when you slink off for a few hours to come up with a retort, and the comeback is always awful! LOL! I believe that is commonly known as, mugging one’s self off! Isn’t that right, dearie! Or as you would say, ain’t that right!
Says the cnut who took 40 minutes to come back the other night, copy and paste in your spell checker, thats right innit dom-is-a-nonce
Oh poppet, run a long! You're a little oaf of no consequence! That's why we all ignore you! Get it, dearie!
OOH dom-is-a-nonce how will I sleep now, I love the fact that I have sussed you you pathetic little sh1t, try and be original or funny as you are just embarassing yourself, anyway time for you to go and collect your girlfreind from school you nonce
Shhhh. The tedious yokel soon drifts away if you ignore him.
We can but hope, Valerie. But I fear he'll be back before too long, much your yourself, dearie!
You see Valerie, when you open your mouth, it's akin to you hitting yourself in the face, with your OWN fist. Now, you must stop hitting yourself, poppet!

OSPREYSAINT says...
5:50pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Velleity wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.
I love it when you slink off for a few hours to come up with a retort, and the comeback is always awful! LOL! I believe that is commonly known as, mugging one’s self off! Isn’t that right, dearie! Or as you would say, ain’t that right!
Says the cnut who took 40 minutes to come back the other night, copy and paste in your spell checker, thats right innit dom-is-a-nonce
Oh poppet, run a long! You're a little oaf of no consequence! That's why we all ignore you! Get it, dearie!
OOH dom-is-a-nonce how will I sleep now, I love the fact that I have sussed you you pathetic little sh1t, try and be original or funny as you are just embarassing yourself, anyway time for you to go and collect your girlfreind from school you nonce
Shhhh. The tedious yokel soon drifts away if you ignore him.
Doesn't answer questions either, another Troll trait, fast becoming a subject of ridicule with the silly epithets.

slugger says...
6:09pm Tue 18 Dec 12

yawn !

OSPREYSAINT says...
6:09pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Southampton Dominance wrote:
OSPREYSAINT wrote:
Velleity wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.
I love it when you slink off for a few hours to come up with a retort, and the comeback is always awful! LOL! I believe that is commonly known as, mugging one’s self off! Isn’t that right, dearie! Or as you would say, ain’t that right!
Says the cnut who took 40 minutes to come back the other night, copy and paste in your spell checker, thats right innit dom-is-a-nonce
Oh poppet, run a long! You're a little oaf of no consequence! That's why we all ignore you! Get it, dearie!
OOH dom-is-a-nonce how will I sleep now, I love the fact that I have sussed you you pathetic little sh1t, try and be original or funny as you are just embarassing yourself, anyway time for you to go and collect your girlfreind from school you nonce
Shhhh. The tedious yokel soon drifts away if you ignore him.
Doesn't answer questions either, another Troll trait, fast becoming a subject of ridicule with the silly epithets.
I came, I saw, I conquered! Ay duckie! Nighty night all! Play nice, and try to drink the tea, not fling it at each other! LOL!
... pointless drivel, why are you bothering to post this rubbish?

slugger says...
6:11pm Tue 18 Dec 12

i can see a future for aaron martin but is he getting games at palace ?

SaintinCanada says...
6:31pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Southampton Dominance wrote:
How amusing! You tea drinking chimps, are still waging this perpetual losing battle, with the mischief makers! Poppets, give up! You simply don’t have the intellectual wherewithal, to not come off looking frightfully foolish!
There's only one loser on here who looks frightfully foolish.

He is still using all his mummy's words to try to be funny.

Sad, isn't it!

mack chinnon says...
6:45pm Tue 18 Dec 12

slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.

Baddesley Bill says...
6:52pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Interesting thread... Scooter up early whilst his sheets are in the wash...

Gloria making his formulated twisted arguements in favour of his...erm club...

...and Dominatrix camping it up like Danny Le Rue. (It would seem he has "come out" on an online football forum...good luck to him...that takes bravery).

With regards to the story...it's no secret that we need bolstering in defence...I've not a clue who would be a target, but I'd imagine NA has. A cool calculated value-for-money couple of purchases would suit me fine.

slugger says...
6:56pm Tue 18 Dec 12

mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?

mack chinnon says...
7:09pm Tue 18 Dec 12

slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.

slugger says...
7:11pm Tue 18 Dec 12

mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?

OSPREYSAINT says...
7:14pm Tue 18 Dec 12

OSPREYSAINT wrote:
We seem to have agreed on what we want, has anybody any idea who could sensibly fit the bill?
Trolling is obviously more important than addressing the thread?

Velleity says...
7:27pm Tue 18 Dec 12

I think there are two possible answers here.

1. Simple: none of us can think of anyone who is available, affordable and capable.

2. Complex: we can think of loads but know, in our hearts, that NA will come up with someone who hasn't even occurred to us.

I'm in the second camp. I didn't foresee Chung, Gaston or Yoshi so who am I to guess?

mack chinnon says...
7:58pm Tue 18 Dec 12

slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.

OSPREYSAINT says...
8:06pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Velleity wrote:
I think there are two possible answers here.

1. Simple: none of us can think of anyone who is available, affordable and capable.

2. Complex: we can think of loads but know, in our hearts, that NA will come up with someone who hasn't even occurred to us.

I'm in the second camp. I didn't foresee Chung, Gaston or Yoshi so who am I to guess?
That's true, I like surprises!

scooter75 says...
8:14pm Tue 18 Dec 12

mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.
Plenty left ....

OSPREYSAINT says...
8:16pm Tue 18 Dec 12

scooter75 wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.
Plenty left ....
May need a Souwester and wellies if the weather forecast is to be believed.

mack chinnon says...
8:26pm Tue 18 Dec 12

OSPREYSAINT wrote:
scooter75 wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.
Plenty left ....
May need a Souwester and wellies if the weather forecast is to be believed.
The sun is always shining at St Marys now Osprey.

scooter75 says...
8:26pm Tue 18 Dec 12

loosehead wrote:
So not many posts about the article then?
didn't read anything about Portsmouth in the article so why are the posts just slagging matches between Portsmouth & us?
Surely all Saints Fans know where we need to strengthen so come on put forward some ideas about who you'd like to see us buy.
We don't need to squabble with Pompey fans just sit back & see where the Saints are & where Pompey are & enough's said.
loosehead the loony is back...yabba yabba ding dong fruitcake...

scooter75 says...
8:31pm Tue 18 Dec 12

angus mc coatup wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
Velleity wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Southampton Dominance wrote:
seventh-junction wrote:
Poor old scunter75. Scunters Dominuncle uses a rolled up newspaper on him. Surely the authorities should be informed. It's bad enough that he's his relation and obviously getting away with what ever sick things they get up to but surely this is out right abuse.
I love it when you slink off for a few hours to come up with a retort, and the comeback is always awful! LOL! I believe that is commonly known as, mugging one’s self off! Isn’t that right, dearie! Or as you would say, ain’t that right!
Says the cnut who took 40 minutes to come back the other night, copy and paste in your spell checker, thats right innit dom-is-a-nonce
Oh poppet, run a long! You're a little oaf of no consequence! That's why we all ignore you! Get it, dearie!
OOH dom-is-a-nonce how will I sleep now, I love the fact that I have sussed you you pathetic little sh1t, try and be original or funny as you are just embarassing yourself, anyway time for you to go and collect your girlfreind from school you nonce
Shhhh. The tedious yokel soon drifts away if you ignore him.
We can but hope, Valerie. But I fear he'll be back before too long, much your yourself, dearie!
s/d you're not very good at this troll/wum lark are you,the point of It being your posts are supposed to prompt anger...indignation or confusion amongst the regular posters.yours just conjures up visions of julian clarey,dressed up like widow twanky in some second rate panto....."popp
et" ha ha

wotakunt.........
angus getting himself all worked up and upset as usual....

scooter75 says...
8:39pm Tue 18 Dec 12

slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
All the echo boys will be in the josh as usual slug...bill is bringing his plastic trumpet and his clown outfit to entertain all of the crew....

slugger says...
8:44pm Tue 18 Dec 12

mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.
ticket sorted , phone badd bill tomorrow .

OSPREYSAINT says...
8:47pm Tue 18 Dec 12

There is an overwhelming stench of fishy WUM, I'll come back later when the air clears.

slugger says...
8:51pm Tue 18 Dec 12

OSPREYSAINT wrote:
There is an overwhelming stench of fishy WUM, I'll come back later when the air clears.
it's only scooter ..... he's (she's) a third rate wum , poor is and understatement .

mack chinnon says...
8:51pm Tue 18 Dec 12

slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.
ticket sorted , phone badd bill tomorrow .
Coolio.

Baddesley Bill says...
8:57pm Tue 18 Dec 12

mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.
ticket sorted , phone badd bill tomorrow .
Coolio.
I had promised my spare ticket to scooter...but he has proven to be unreliable in the past.

...you go for free Mack...but if we score from a corner...you owe me thirty quid!

scooter75 says...
8:58pm Tue 18 Dec 12

slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.
ticket sorted , phone badd bill tomorrow .
Phone Bill now mack..he is not busy

mack chinnon says...
9:08pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Baddesley Bill wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.
ticket sorted , phone badd bill tomorrow .
Coolio.
I had promised my spare ticket to scooter...but he has proven to be unreliable in the past.

...you go for free Mack...but if we score from a corner...you owe me thirty quid!
Deal. I reckon my moneys safe.
Might put that 30 quid on Jack Cork scoring. Should get some spectacular odds.

mack chinnon says...
9:12pm Tue 18 Dec 12

scooter75 wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.
ticket sorted , phone badd bill tomorrow .
Phone Bill now mack..he is not busy
Come on you chimp chokers.

OSPREYSAINT says...
9:12pm Tue 18 Dec 12

slugger wrote:
OSPREYSAINT wrote:
There is an overwhelming stench of fishy WUM, I'll come back later when the air clears.
it's only scooter ..... he's (she's) a third rate wum , poor is and understatement .
When did it get promoted to third rate? Must have missed that.

Baddesley Bill says...
9:13pm Tue 18 Dec 12

mack chinnon wrote:
Baddesley Bill wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
mack chinnon wrote:
slugger wrote:
yawn !
Cheers Amigo.
no worries , sorry it was late ....... fancy a beer or two xmas eve daytime ?
You bet.
cool , you going saturday ?
Yes. Got to get a ticket yet though.
ticket sorted , phone badd bill tomorrow .
Coolio.
I had promised my spare ticket to scooter...but he has proven to be unreliable in the past.

...you go for free Mack...but if we score from a corner...you owe me thirty quid!
Deal. I reckon my moneys safe.
Might put that 30 quid on Jack Cork scoring. Should get some spectacular odds.
You are in charge of pie operations...keep the 30 quid in your pocket.

OSPREYSAINT says...
9:19pm Tue 18 Dec 12

How does Dummy-nonce rate on the WUM scale?

slugger says...
9:22pm Tue 18 Dec 12

OSPREYSAINT wrote:
How does Dummy-nonce rate on the WUM scale?
off the scale ....... - 10 pehaps .

seventh-junction says...
9:39pm Tue 18 Dec 12

Poor scunter will be getting the rolled up beano inserted where the sun don't shine by dominuncle again tonight and nobody cares. Hasn't anybody contacted the authorities yet?
Can't wait for Saturday it's seemed like ages since our last home victory....:o)

Alicesdad says...
9:28am Wed 19 Dec 12

Merry Christmas everybody and a Happy New Year.”

bigfella777 says...
9:55am Wed 19 Dec 12

I want Papa Waigo back, its worth signing him just for the dance.

saintkenny says...
1:56pm Wed 19 Dec 12

bigfella777 wrote:
I want Papa Waigo back, its worth signing him just for the dance.
have a word with gus .wants to buy a striker

SO50 Saint says...
2:40pm Wed 19 Dec 12

David Villa wants a move to the Premiership we are as close to Spain as you can get in the Premiership :)

El Santo says...
3:02pm Wed 19 Dec 12

St Retford wrote:
SO50 Saint wrote:
To back up the above Xavi possibly the best currently playing central midfielder at present has stated when he was younger the player who inspired him was Le Tissier
Is that true?
And Xavi Hernandez is the player that makes the Spanish national team and Barcelona tick, the inventor of the tiqui-taca system... I wished we had someone like him in the midfield. Too bad he extednde his contract until 2016. I am sure he would have loved Southampton.

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