Lambert hankers after more goals (From Daily Echo)

Little Hitler wrote:
One of the most important players in our history. We ALWAYS look worse without him in the team.

Velleity wrote:
I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed.

I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets.

Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

Alicesdad wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

One ? If only. But we all know it isn't. I'm waiting to hear what delaying tactics they bring on this time. It will run and run for many months.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

petethephantom wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

should what happens to them be the samefte that fell on luton town

Southampton boy wrote:
I must admit I was one of these people who did not think that RL would not make the step up he needed for the PREM, but I am now one of his biggest fan now and his movement off the ball is much better, he has improved as an all round player. and when he take a PEN you just know its going in and his record is better then that of MAtt Le Tiss 31 out 31 where Le Tiss missed 1 wew need to get somethiong from the next 2 games to maintain are push up the table and safety so COYR's

Andy_Germany wrote:
Rickie won't become a legend he IS a legend. Right up there with the best! How many players from any club, let alone Saints, has made it in L1, Championship AND the Prem?

St Retford wrote:

Alicesdad wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

One ? If only. But we all know it isn't. I'm waiting to hear what delaying tactics they bring on this time. It will run and run for many months.

They'll run out of cash before the case properly reaches court. They're living hand to mouth on gate receipts and the odd private donation. I guess the last thing they needed was for their game to be cancelled at the weekend.

Even the weather has it in for them.

:(

since 1885 wrote:

Andy_Germany wrote:
Rickie won't become a legend he IS a legend. Right up there with the best! How many players from any club, let alone Saints, has made it in L1, Championship AND the Prem?

Terry Paine, Tiss and Shilts are saints legends. Lambert not there yet.

Rising_Son wrote:

since 1885 wrote:

Andy_Germany wrote:
Rickie won't become a legend he IS a legend. Right up there with the best! How many players from any club, let alone Saints, has made it in L1, Championship AND the Prem?

Terry Paine, Tiss and Shilts are saints legends. Lambert not there yet.

What are your criteria are for granting the status of legend on players?

SFCOLDBOY wrote:
Slightly off post,

I would like to say that I have been a stern critic of Artur Borak since his arrival,particularly his ball handling.
His lacksical-dasicall almost disinterest, in playing for the shirt, has driven me mad.
Saturday,other than his first butter fingered save, he was.
IMMENSE.
He was brave and he was solid,we don't need another keeper if this boy continues to play like that.
Here's hoping!

I would also like to mention that, Jos, who has been out of the team for some time, did a great job for us at the back.Benteke was a real handfull.
Wasn't it great to see our players putting their bodies on the line to try to stop everything.
Fantastic day out, being there with our terrific travelling fans.
COYS.

SaintJD wrote:

SFCOLDBOY wrote:
Slightly off post,

I would like to say that I have been a stern critic of Artur Borak since his arrival,particularly his ball handling.
His lacksical-dasicall almost disinterest, in playing for the shirt, has driven me mad.
Saturday,other than his first butter fingered save, he was.
IMMENSE.
He was brave and he was solid,we don't need another keeper if this boy continues to play like that.
Here's hoping!

I would also like to mention that, Jos, who has been out of the team for some time, did a great job for us at the back.Benteke was a real handfull.
Wasn't it great to see our players putting their bodies on the line to try to stop everything.
Fantastic day out, being there with our terrific travelling fans.
COYS.

Here, here. Very much hope he establishes himself now.

As said earlier this month though, he's going to have to establish himself through one of our worst runs of fixtures, so I hope he is given an extended chance. They don't come much tougher than Chelsea, Everton and Man City and all of them offer different types of threats.

I'd be very happy with three or four points and no demolitions from those three fixtures.

Wigan is the big one though.

billythesaint wrote:
With Rayne Looney injured I can't think of a better English number 9 at the moment. Brilliant player. Should be capped.

Rising_Son wrote:

since 1885 wrote:

Andy_Germany wrote:
Rickie won't become a legend he IS a legend. Right up there with the best! How many players from any club, let alone Saints, has made it in L1, Championship AND the Prem?

Terry Paine, Tiss and Shilts are saints legends. Lambert not there yet.

What are your criteria are for granting the status of legend on players?

Mush On The Beach wrote:

Rising_Son wrote:

since 1885 wrote:

Andy_Germany wrote:
Rickie won't become a legend he IS a legend. Right up there with the best! How many players from any club, let alone Saints, has made it in L1, Championship AND the Prem?

Terry Paine, Tiss and Shilts are saints legends. Lambert not there yet.

What are your criteria are for granting the status of legend on players?

I said previously he is a Ledge.
He will become a Legend when he has ended his career at Saints.

Velleity wrote:
I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed.

I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets.

Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

since 1885 wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:

Rising_Son wrote:

since 1885 wrote:

Andy_Germany wrote:
Rickie won't become a legend he IS a legend. Right up there with the best! How many players from any club, let alone Saints, has made it in L1, Championship AND the Prem?

Terry Paine, Tiss and Shilts are saints legends. Lambert not there yet.

What are your criteria are for granting the status of legend on players?

I said previously he is a Ledge.
He will become a Legend when he has ended his career at Saints.

Yeah, If he continues to perform at the same level is has been, he surely will be considered a legend. He was the catalyst the club needed to start moving in the right direction. And he proved the doubters wrong who thought he couldn't perform at this level.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

Crispinmumbles wrote:

billythesaint wrote:
With Rayne Looney injured I can't think of a better English number 9 at the moment. Brilliant player. Should be capped.

Deserves a go and has a cool enough head to cope at that level. Holt can moan but he is overweight, has the turning circle of the QE2 and the control of Gordon Ramsay.

St Retford wrote:

SaintJD wrote:

SFCOLDBOY wrote:
Slightly off post,

I would like to say that I have been a stern critic of Artur Borak since his arrival,particularly his ball handling.
His lacksical-dasicall almost disinterest, in playing for the shirt, has driven me mad.
Saturday,other than his first butter fingered save, he was.
IMMENSE.
He was brave and he was solid,we don't need another keeper if this boy continues to play like that.
Here's hoping!

I would also like to mention that, Jos, who has been out of the team for some time, did a great job for us at the back.Benteke was a real handfull.
Wasn't it great to see our players putting their bodies on the line to try to stop everything.
Fantastic day out, being there with our terrific travelling fans.
COYS.

Here, here. Very much hope he establishes himself now.

As said earlier this month though, he's going to have to establish himself through one of our worst runs of fixtures, so I hope he is given an extended chance. They don't come much tougher than Chelsea, Everton and Man City and all of them offer different types of threats.

I'd be very happy with three or four points and no demolitions from those three fixtures.

Wigan is the big one though.

You missed out Man U. I think they're quite effective too.

Chances are we're probably going to slip back into the relegation zone at some point over the next few weeks, but we need to hold our nerve because our final couple of months are an absolute piece of p1ss and we'll be able to dig ourselves out of any hole we find ourselves in.

hates the skates wrote:

since 1885 wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:

Rising_Son wrote:

since 1885 wrote:

Andy_Germany wrote:
Rickie won't become a legend he IS a legend. Right up there with the best! How many players from any club, let alone Saints, has made it in L1, Championship AND the Prem?

Terry Paine, Tiss and Shilts are saints legends. Lambert not there yet.

What are your criteria are for granting the status of legend on players?

I said previously he is a Ledge.
He will become a Legend when he has ended his career at Saints.

Yeah, If he continues to perform at the same level is has been, he surely will be considered a legend. He was the catalyst the club needed to start moving in the right direction. And he proved the doubters wrong who thought he couldn't perform at this level.

yeah namely paul merson who said rickie will score 5 goals!!!! eating your words yet paul??????

Velleity wrote:
I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed. I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets. Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

Velleity wrote:
I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed. I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets. Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

"I always knew he would step up at this level". he just needs 1 of his mates to dive 4 him. then he steps up to the cheating penalty spot. CHEATERS

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Shhhhhh!!! everybody!

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
So, what IS a legend? And what IS a bargain buy?

Both are subjective, but I'd say, for different reasons these are amongst our legends:
Ted Bates
Terry Paine
Matt Le Tissier
Mick Channon
Bobby Stokes

These are amongst our bargain buys:
Alan Ball
Jason Dodd
Rickie Lambert

All three of these could be considered legends by some but I tend to agree with the idea that, like the Pope sanctifying someone, it's better to wait until someone has 'gone' before elevating them to the status of a legend. Thus, Rickie WILL BE a legend, but IMO isn't one yet.

Of course, it also means that Ali Dia qualifies for both!

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Velleity wrote:
I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed.

I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets.

Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

But when we reach the Champions League .....? :)

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

milton road wrote:
Would like to see Rick go for goal from distance as he used to. It was the Pardew way, but seems under NA its more an arsenal style of trying to pass the ball into the net.
Just an observation.
As for legends I think you have to say cometh the time cometh the man.
Ron Davies scored nearly 80 goals in our first ever two seasons in top flight football.
Matt scored 200 league goals basically from a midfield role.
Alan Ball and Keegan were already legends when they came to Saints. In those days though we had so many already made legends.
I think RL has been a catalyst and I do not think anyone can under estimate the effect he has had on the club. Those games where the going got tough and the day looked bleak, then bang, RL bangs one in. Its not only what he does, its how he has given others confidence, the knowledge he can turn a game on its head.
A legend? Well anyone remember Roy Of The Rovers, where the impossible happened. Three and a half years ago being where we are now was beyond our dreams. All the lads have been pretty special other the last few years.
A legend is someone you remember long after they have gone. Don't think we will be forgetting RL in a hurry

milton road wrote:
Would like to see Rick go for goal from distance as he used to. It was the Pardew way, but seems under NA its more an arsenal style of trying to pass the ball into the net.
Just an observation.
As for legends I think you have to say cometh the time cometh the man.
Ron Davies scored nearly 80 goals in our first ever two seasons in top flight football.
Matt scored 200 league goals basically from a midfield role.
Alan Ball and Keegan were already legends when they came to Saints. In those days though we had so many already made legends.
I think RL has been a catalyst and I do not think anyone can under estimate the effect he has had on the club. Those games where the going got tough and the day looked bleak, then bang, RL bangs one in. Its not only what he does, its how he has given others confidence, the knowledge he can turn a game on its head.
A legend? Well anyone remember Roy Of The Rovers, where the impossible happened. Three and a half years ago being where we are now was beyond our dreams. All the lads have been pretty special other the last few years.
A legend is someone you remember long after they have gone. Don't think we will be forgetting RL in a hurry

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote: ONE

One Is it getting better or do you feel the same? Will it make it easier on you now you’ve got someone to blame? You say... One pitch - one shed, One day and then you’re dead. For one month you get a player who’s sh!t, Then he leaves you baby if you can’t pay for it. Did ‘Arry disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you never had money and now you have to go without. Well it's... Too late, tonight, to drag your past out into the light. We're one, but we're not the same We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other One... Did you come here for forgiveness? Have you come to pay your debt? Are you hoping to play Jesus? Well you’ve got Connolly instead. Did you ask too much? More than a lot. We owe you nothing, now it's all you’ve got. We're one, but we're not the same, Well, we hurt each other and we’ll do it again. You say Kanu’s a legend, Sol’s a different class, Guy is your saviour and the PST will last, You ask the fans to pack the park but they cannot be 4rsed. And I can't be holding on to what you got When all you’ve got’s the past. One pitch, one shed, One judge, he’s got to do what he should, One court case, then you’re dead. One life, with each other, your sister is your mother. One life, but we're not the same, We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other. One...

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

billythesaint wrote:

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

Velleity wrote: I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed. I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets. Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

"I always knew he would step up at this level". he just needs 1 of his mates to dive 4 him. then he steps up to the cheating penalty spot. CHEATERS

Yeah, but moving your leg out the way to prevent an injury from a wild tackle and robbing from charities are different ends of the cheating spectrum.

puncheon also dived just be4. lallana always dives. its ur team. just cheaters

warrens 76 wrote:
Our Rickie has a sublime touch, as such he could do with someone just like him..passing to him!

Our crossing and picking out people ie Rickie in the box is woeful...if Puncheon or Clyne oor JRod coud actually deliver a touch of cool headed accuracy instaed of a rush of blood and over hit or misplaced final passes...Lallana is guilty too, Rickie would already be on 20..

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

billythesaint wrote:

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

Velleity wrote: I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed. I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets. Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

"I always knew he would step up at this level". he just needs 1 of his mates to dive 4 him. then he steps up to the cheating penalty spot. CHEATERS

Yeah, but moving your leg out the way to prevent an injury from a wild tackle and robbing from charities are different ends of the cheating spectrum.

puncheon also dived just be4. lallana always dives. its ur team. just cheaters

milton road wrote:
Would like to see Rick go for goal from distance as he used to. It was the Pardew way, but seems under NA its more an arsenal style of trying to pass the ball into the net.
Just an observation.
As for legends I think you have to say cometh the time cometh the man.
Ron Davies scored nearly 80 goals in our first ever two seasons in top flight football.
Matt scored 200 league goals basically from a midfield role.
Alan Ball and Keegan were already legends when they came to Saints. In those days though we had so many already made legends.
I think RL has been a catalyst and I do not think anyone can under estimate the effect he has had on the club. Those games where the going got tough and the day looked bleak, then bang, RL bangs one in. Its not only what he does, its how he has given others confidence, the knowledge he can turn a game on its head.
A legend? Well anyone remember Roy Of The Rovers, where the impossible happened. Three and a half years ago being where we are now was beyond our dreams. All the lads have been pretty special other the last few years.
A legend is someone you remember long after they have gone. Don't think we will be forgetting RL in a hurry

SaintJD wrote:

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

billythesaint wrote:

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

Velleity wrote: I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed. I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets. Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

"I always knew he would step up at this level". he just needs 1 of his mates to dive 4 him. then he steps up to the cheating penalty spot. CHEATERS

Yeah, but moving your leg out the way to prevent an injury from a wild tackle and robbing from charities are different ends of the cheating spectrum.

puncheon also dived just be4. lallana always dives. its ur team. just cheaters

Ha, ha, you can talk. It's the Pompey motto isn't it, performed to the sound of a submarine plummeting to the depths:

DIVE, DIVE, DIVE

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

billythesaint wrote:

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

Velleity wrote: I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed. I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets. Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

"I always knew he would step up at this level". he just needs 1 of his mates to dive 4 him. then he steps up to the cheating penalty spot. CHEATERS

Yeah, but moving your leg out the way to prevent an injury from a wild tackle and robbing from charities are different ends of the cheating spectrum.

puncheon also dived just be4. lallana always dives. its ur team. just cheaters

When this club is finally liquidated, and it will be (but not tomorrow), I want you all to remember the likes of FTBU, Kent141, Scooter 75, Southampton Dominatrix et al. I do not want to hear or read any rubbish about 'I feel sorry for their true fans'.

A club that has cheated throughout it's history, that prides itself on the violence of it's fans yet they are the reason there has been a succession of corrupt owners, needs to be eradicated, erased from the football map. Do not waiver or wobble when the time comes.

When it happens raise your glass and drink a toast to the betterment of mankind!

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

One

Is it getting better or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now you’ve got someone to blame?
You say...

One pitch - one shed,
One day and then you’re dead.
For one month you get a player who’s sh!t,
Then he leaves you baby if you can’t pay for it.

Did ‘Arry disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had money and now you have to go without.
Well it's...

Too late, tonight, to drag your past out into the light.
We're one, but we're not the same
We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other
One...

Did you come here for forgiveness?
Have you come to pay your debt?
Are you hoping to play Jesus?
Well you’ve got Connolly instead.

Did you ask too much? More than a lot.
We owe you nothing, now it's all you’ve got.
We're one, but we're not the same,
Well, we hurt each other and we’ll do it again.

You say Kanu’s a legend, Sol’s a different class,
Guy is your saviour and the PST will last,
You ask the fans to pack the park but they cannot be 4rsed.
And I can't be holding on to what you got
When all you’ve got’s the past.

One pitch, one shed,
One judge, he’s got to do what he should,
One court case, then you’re dead.
One life, with each other, your sister is your mother.
One life, but we're not the same,
We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other.

One...

st1halo wrote:

milton road wrote:
Would like to see Rick go for goal from distance as he used to. It was the Pardew way, but seems under NA its more an arsenal style of trying to pass the ball into the net.
Just an observation.
As for legends I think you have to say cometh the time cometh the man.
Ron Davies scored nearly 80 goals in our first ever two seasons in top flight football.
Matt scored 200 league goals basically from a midfield role.
Alan Ball and Keegan were already legends when they came to Saints. In those days though we had so many already made legends.
I think RL has been a catalyst and I do not think anyone can under estimate the effect he has had on the club. Those games where the going got tough and the day looked bleak, then bang, RL bangs one in. Its not only what he does, its how he has given others confidence, the knowledge he can turn a game on its head.
A legend? Well anyone remember Roy Of The Rovers, where the impossible happened. Three and a half years ago being where we are now was beyond our dreams. All the lads have been pretty special other the last few years.
A legend is someone you remember long after they have gone. Don't think we will be forgetting RL in a hurry

I think Rickie is a legend in the making!
I am amazed that with all these names being bandied about this morning, nobody has mentioned Micky Channon!


STID

Velleity wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Velleity wrote:
I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed.

I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets.

Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

But when we reach the Champions League .....? :)

He'll be RUBBISH at that level.

Confucious wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

I think I owe everyone an apology.

I had a letter printed in "Liquidators Journal" last week pointing out the danger of any liquidator having to go into liquidation if they try to liquidate Poopey.

Over the years a number of knowledgeable posters on here have pointed out that Poopey is worth less than nothing - and any liquidator will have to try to quantify this.

But this could take an eternity as nothing is the lowest they will be able to get. If there was something that is less than nothing, then nothing would not be nothing, but a bit of something.

I came across this issue when someone on here said that half of all skates know less than nothing. To get a handle on this I had a psychologist analyse a statistically significant sample of skates. He said in fact that 72% of skates know absolutely nothing, but none of them actually knows less than nothing.

Anyhow, I now fear that after my letter has appeared, if a judge now orders liquidation, there'll be no liquidators prepared to liquidate..

I just hope there might be something wrong with my logic here. A mate who was in a KFC in Poopey last week told me that it was full of skint skates who kept going round the tables asking if they could lick people's fingers - so these skates obviously saw a way of getting something for nothing and this is only a very short step away from getting something for less than nothing.

The whole thing is very troubling, but I shall stay on the case.

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

st1halo wrote:

milton road wrote: Would like to see Rick go for goal from distance as he used to. It was the Pardew way, but seems under NA its more an arsenal style of trying to pass the ball into the net. Just an observation. As for legends I think you have to say cometh the time cometh the man. Ron Davies scored nearly 80 goals in our first ever two seasons in top flight football. Matt scored 200 league goals basically from a midfield role. Alan Ball and Keegan were already legends when they came to Saints. In those days though we had so many already made legends. I think RL has been a catalyst and I do not think anyone can under estimate the effect he has had on the club. Those games where the going got tough and the day looked bleak, then bang, RL bangs one in. Its not only what he does, its how he has given others confidence, the knowledge he can turn a game on its head. A legend? Well anyone remember Roy Of The Rovers, where the impossible happened. Three and a half years ago being where we are now was beyond our dreams. All the lads have been pretty special other the last few years. A legend is someone you remember long after they have gone. Don't think we will be forgetting RL in a hurry

I think Rickie is a legend in the making! I am amazed that with all these names being bandied about this morning, nobody has mentioned Micky Channon! STID

I did, at 11.58am. But I'm glad you've brought it up because, while watching the Villa match on t'Internet and watching Rickie dropping back into the role behind Jay, my mind went back to Channon. He was my first Saints hero. My first Saints shirt had an 8 on the back (I wish I still had it). I played 'inside forward' and whenever I scored, I rolled my arm like a windmill a la Mick Channon. Alas, our style back then was to suck the away team into our half, then punt the ball long for Mick to run on to. Dull but effective. Then he left, of course, and then came back. During that second spell, there was a period when we lacked midfield leadership. I can't remember why, was it when Ball first left for Vancouver? Anyway, who else remembers Mick taking up a role in centre midfield and proving (like Paine before him) that he had the brains and skill necessary to play there? Rickie doesn't have Mick's pace but there are similarities.

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

st1halo wrote:

milton road wrote:
Would like to see Rick go for goal from distance as he used to. It was the Pardew way, but seems under NA its more an arsenal style of trying to pass the ball into the net.
Just an observation.
As for legends I think you have to say cometh the time cometh the man.
Ron Davies scored nearly 80 goals in our first ever two seasons in top flight football.
Matt scored 200 league goals basically from a midfield role.
Alan Ball and Keegan were already legends when they came to Saints. In those days though we had so many already made legends.
I think RL has been a catalyst and I do not think anyone can under estimate the effect he has had on the club. Those games where the going got tough and the day looked bleak, then bang, RL bangs one in. Its not only what he does, its how he has given others confidence, the knowledge he can turn a game on its head.
A legend? Well anyone remember Roy Of The Rovers, where the impossible happened. Three and a half years ago being where we are now was beyond our dreams. All the lads have been pretty special other the last few years.
A legend is someone you remember long after they have gone. Don't think we will be forgetting RL in a hurry

I think Rickie is a legend in the making!
I am amazed that with all these names being bandied about this morning, nobody has mentioned Micky Channon!


STID

I did, at 11.58am.

But I'm glad you've brought it up because, while watching the Villa match on t'Internet and watching Rickie dropping back into the role behind Jay, my mind went back to Channon.

He was my first Saints hero. My first Saints shirt had an 8 on the back (I wish I still had it). I played 'inside forward' and whenever I scored, I rolled my arm like a windmill a la Mick Channon. Alas, our style back then was to suck the away team into our half, then punt the ball long for Mick to run on to. Dull but effective.

Then he left, of course, and then came back. During that second spell, there was a period when we lacked midfield leadership. I can't remember why, was it when Ball first left for Vancouver? Anyway, who else remembers Mick taking up a role in centre midfield and proving (like Paine before him) that he had the brains and skill necessary to play there?

Rickie doesn't have Mick's pace but there are similarities.

St Retford wrote:
"Are you hoping to play Jesus
Well you've got Connolly instead"

=

GENIUS

Seriously, we need to record a charity album of this stuff. Universal will put it out - they're the biggest and best record company and do LOADS of charity stuff. We can give the proceeds to Chinny's lawyers.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

One

Is it getting better or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now you’ve got someone to blame?
You say...

One pitch - one shed,
One day and then you’re dead.
For one month you get a player who’s sh!t,
Then he leaves you baby if you can’t pay for it.

Did ‘Arry disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had money and now you have to go without.
Well it's...

Too late, tonight, to drag your past out into the light.
We're one, but we're not the same
We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other
One...

Did you come here for forgiveness?
Have you come to pay your debt?
Are you hoping to play Jesus?
Well you’ve got Connolly instead.

Did you ask too much? More than a lot.
We owe you nothing, now it's all you’ve got.
We're one, but we're not the same,
Well, we hurt each other and we’ll do it again.

You say Kanu’s a legend, Sol’s a different class,
Guy is your saviour and the PST will last,
You ask the fans to pack the park but they cannot be 4rsed.
And I can't be holding on to what you got
When all you’ve got’s the past.

One pitch, one shed,
One judge, he’s got to do what he should,
One court case, then you’re dead.
One life, with each other, your sister is your mother.
One life, but we're not the same,
We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other.

One...

Total quality, always loved a bit of U2. We will be able to release an album soon. Wonder if St Ret can get anyone to record some of our work?

st1halo wrote:

warrens 76 wrote:
Our Rickie has a sublime touch, as such he could do with someone just like him..passing to him!

Our crossing and picking out people ie Rickie in the box is woeful...if Puncheon or Clyne oor JRod coud actually deliver a touch of cool headed accuracy instaed of a rush of blood and over hit or misplaced final passes...Lallana is guilty too, Rickie would already be on 20..

I've been wanting to see Fox on the LH side all season and on Saturday thought it was an inspired sub at that point in the game (Well done NA and I'm a critic!) But then Luke got injured and he had to drop back so was disappointed. I'm certain he can deliver the crosses for Rickie to bang in!

STID

since 1885 wrote:

Rising_Son wrote:

since 1885 wrote:

Andy_Germany wrote:
Rickie won't become a legend he IS a legend. Right up there with the best! How many players from any club, let alone Saints, has made it in L1, Championship AND the Prem?

Terry Paine, Tiss and Shilts are saints legends. Lambert not there yet.

What are your criteria are for granting the status of legend on players?

Club appearances, the impact the player had on the club and loyalty. Paine played over 700 games for SFC, he must be considered a legend. Tiss saved us from the drop season after season and played some incredible football. And Shilton was our keeper for five seasons, at a time when he was considered the best keeper in the world, only Harald Schumacher was seen as being his peer.

I would argue that without Rickie our assent to the Premier league would not have happened so quickly, but I don't think three seasons is enough for him to be considered a legend, yet.

Kevin Keegan only played two seasons with us, but he joined us when he was held up as the best player in Europe, do you think he should be considered a legend? And what are you criteria for judging legend status?

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

billythesaint wrote:

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

Velleity wrote: I LOVE the fact that after the L1 promotion people were asking if he could score at Championship level. After the Championship campaign some people doubted he could step up to the Premiership. Hope they are satisifed. I know he's not the fastest runner on the pitch but he's always in the right spot early enough that it doesn't matter. He's a delight to watch and he deserves every bit of success he gets. Now, all I want before the end of the season is a Rickie hat-trick. Or two.

"I always knew he would step up at this level". he just needs 1 of his mates to dive 4 him. then he steps up to the cheating penalty spot. CHEATERS

Yeah, but moving your leg out the way to prevent an injury from a wild tackle and robbing from charities are different ends of the cheating spectrum.

puncheon also dived just be4. lallana always dives. its ur team. just cheaters

When this club is finally liquidated, and it will be (but not tomorrow), I want you all to remember the likes of FTBU, Kent141, Scooter 75, Southampton Dominatrix et al. I do not want to hear or read any rubbish about 'I feel sorry for their true fans'.

A club that has cheated throughout it's history, that prides itself on the violence of it's fans yet they are the reason there has been a succession of corrupt owners, needs to be eradicated, erased from the football map. Do not waiver or wobble when the time comes.

When it happens raise your glass and drink a toast to the betterment of mankind!

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it.

Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

J7junctionseven wrote:
Anyone else think FTBU is the most boring and repetitive waste of space they have ever known.
If there were prizes for being the most boring tw@t ever she'd win it by a mile.
Even cowardlykunt sometimes posts with a bit of humour or on topic but the FTBU tw@t sounds brain dead in comparison.
COYR

Five Trophies Between Us wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

st1halo wrote:

milton road wrote: Would like to see Rick go for goal from distance as he used to. It was the Pardew way, but seems under NA its more an arsenal style of trying to pass the ball into the net. Just an observation. As for legends I think you have to say cometh the time cometh the man. Ron Davies scored nearly 80 goals in our first ever two seasons in top flight football. Matt scored 200 league goals basically from a midfield role. Alan Ball and Keegan were already legends when they came to Saints. In those days though we had so many already made legends. I think RL has been a catalyst and I do not think anyone can under estimate the effect he has had on the club. Those games where the going got tough and the day looked bleak, then bang, RL bangs one in. Its not only what he does, its how he has given others confidence, the knowledge he can turn a game on its head. A legend? Well anyone remember Roy Of The Rovers, where the impossible happened. Three and a half years ago being where we are now was beyond our dreams. All the lads have been pretty special other the last few years. A legend is someone you remember long after they have gone. Don't think we will be forgetting RL in a hurry

I think Rickie is a legend in the making! I am amazed that with all these names being bandied about this morning, nobody has mentioned Micky Channon! STID

I did, at 11.58am. But I'm glad you've brought it up because, while watching the Villa match on t'Internet and watching Rickie dropping back into the role behind Jay, my mind went back to Channon. He was my first Saints hero. My first Saints shirt had an 8 on the back (I wish I still had it). I played 'inside forward' and whenever I scored, I rolled my arm like a windmill a la Mick Channon. Alas, our style back then was to suck the away team into our half, then punt the ball long for Mick to run on to. Dull but effective. Then he left, of course, and then came back. During that second spell, there was a period when we lacked midfield leadership. I can't remember why, was it when Ball first left for Vancouver? Anyway, who else remembers Mick taking up a role in centre midfield and proving (like Paine before him) that he had the brains and skill necessary to play there? Rickie doesn't have Mick's pace but there are similarities.

a history lesson. on when t super reds 1 something

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it.

Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

I reckon, on 30 January, someone should get RedArmy1 VERY drunk in Manchester (any takers?), stick his phone under RedArmy1's nose and get him and a dozen drunk, faithful travelling Saints to bash out a few numbers.

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it.

Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

mack chinnon wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it.

Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

I had a T-shirt a few years ago that said "Bono is a kunt"

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

One

Is it getting better or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now you’ve got someone to blame?
You say...

One pitch - one shed,
One day and then you’re dead.
For one month you get a player who’s sh!t,
Then he leaves you baby if you can’t pay for it.

Did ‘Arry disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had money and now you have to go without.
Well it's...

Too late, tonight, to drag your past out into the light.
We're one, but we're not the same
We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other
One...

Did you come here for forgiveness?
Have you come to pay your debt?
Are you hoping to play Jesus?
Well you’ve got Connolly instead.

Did you ask too much? More than a lot.
We owe you nothing, now it's all you’ve got.
We're one, but we're not the same,
Well, we hurt each other and we’ll do it again.

You say Kanu’s a legend, Sol’s a different class,
Guy is your saviour and the PST will last,
You ask the fans to pack the park but they cannot be 4rsed.
And I can't be holding on to what you got
When all you’ve got’s the past.

One pitch, one shed,
One judge, he’s got to do what he should,
One court case, then you’re dead.
One life, with each other, your sister is your mother.
One life, but we're not the same,
We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other.

One...

Total quality, always loved a bit of U2. We will be able to release an album soon. Wonder if St Ret can get anyone to record some of our work?

mack chinnon wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it.

Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

I had a T-shirt a few years ago that said "Bono is a kunt"

St Retford wrote:

mack chinnon wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it.

Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

I had a T-shirt a few years ago that said "Bono is a kunt"

Jamie East off the telly did a nice range in t-shirts a few years back, one of which read 'Make Bono History'. Can you guess who he bumped into while waiting at an airport wearing it?

Yep, Bono...

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

St Retford wrote:

mack chinnon wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it.

Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

I had a T-shirt a few years ago that said "Bono is a kunt"

Jamie East off the telly did a nice range in t-shirts a few years back, one of which read 'Make Bono History'. Can you guess who he bumped into while waiting at an airport wearing it?

Yep, Bono...

In a former life, I used to be very involved in international development and was quite instrumental in the founding of Make Poverty History.

In the end, it was one of the things which made me most disillusioned about the work of some of the bigger international development agencies. There were so many recently graduated upstarts working for the likes of Christian Aid and Oxfam, all who seemed to understand little about the causes of poverty, knew nothing about living in poverty and who all had one aim - to further their career. Furthermore, they all seemed to have been given the remit to ensure that THEIR name, logo and appeal was seen largest and heard loudest.

In the end, it was more about getting people to support their agency than to actually encourage the changes that might have made poverty history.

Anyway, T-shirt idea ..... In the style of MakePovertyHistory .....
MakePompeyHistory

That should raise a quid or two.

Mush On The Beach wrote:
The skunt PST would have stood a better chance if they had followed the narrative of Sir Bob Geldof at Live Aid ..... Just give us your feckin money

Mush On The Beach wrote:
The skunt PST would have stood a better chance if they had followed the narrative of Sir Bob Geldof at Live Aid ..... Just give us your feckin money

Confucious wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:
The skunt PST would have stood a better chance if they had followed the narrative of Sir Bob Geldof at Live Aid ..... Just give us your feckin money

The skunts all said they would stop at nothing to save the club. And they did.

J7junctionseven wrote:
I see BBB is trying to stick up for his offspring and at the same time being nearly as boring, humourless and brain dead as FTBU.

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

J7junctionseven wrote:
I see BBB is trying to stick up for his offspring and at the same time being nearly as boring, humourless and brain dead as FTBU.

His last post was literally several words long, but I gave up reading it half way through.

SaintJD wrote:

Crispinmumbles wrote:

billythesaint wrote:
With Rayne Looney injured I can't think of a better English number 9 at the moment. Brilliant player. Should be capped.

Deserves a go and has a cool enough head to cope at that level. Holt can moan but he is overweight, has the turning circle of the QE2 and the control of Gordon Ramsay.

Probably does deserve a cap, but more likely to be a token one if he gets one.

Great player for the Saints but age, mobility and just the way he looks stature wise is against him.

I'd like to see him get into a squad to get that cap, just to say he has played for his country, as I know he'd be incredibly proud of that. Reward too for his loyalty to the Saints.

But sometimes you know a player is not ever going to quite fit at international level and I think that applies to Ricky.

Matt, James Beattie and the likes of Holt and Kevin Davies (how did he ever make the national team?) fall into that group as well.

Adam and Luke Shaw, maybe Cork and Clyne too, are another case entirely.

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Mush On The Beach wrote:
Spot the odd one out:
Adam and Eve, Christmas Eve, Skunt Court Eve ..... a clue, 2 of them were accused of stealing, the other is just a jolly day on the lash

warrens 76 wrote:
Are pmuff officially dead yet or just comotose.....?

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:
Spot the odd one out:
Adam and Eve, Christmas Eve, Skunt Court Eve ..... a clue, 2 of them were accused of stealing, the other is just a jolly day on the lash

Christmas Eve only comes around once a year?

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Oi! I presume you are refering to my rendition of Blue Few in the karaoke bar in Blackpool? May I remind you that I was very, very drunk.

I occasionally knob a young and gifted singer (I used to knob her mum, true story that) I shall see if she will sing the ballod ones for us. A bunch of p!ssed up guys in a pub seems fun at the time but sounds appalling on YouTube.

Mush On The Beach wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:
Spot the odd one out:
Adam and Eve, Christmas Eve, Skunt Court Eve ..... a clue, 2 of them were accused of stealing, the other is just a jolly day on the lash

Christmas Eve only comes around once a year?

Congratulations mush you win first prize.
May I present you with a pair of gold plated bricks for your pleasure and the following options:

The mong gimp with the cowbell and silly hat, oops he has no gonads.

The runt skunt kunt (coward) that larges it up on here with nearly as much time on his hands as Osprey, oops he has no gonads.

The blue phew under 9000 who boo a lot at their own team and have no money or gonads when it really mattered.

Take your pick winner.

Mush On The Beach wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:
Spot the odd one out:
Adam and Eve, Christmas Eve, Skunt Court Eve ..... a clue, 2 of them were accused of stealing, the other is just a jolly day on the lash

Christmas Eve only comes around once a year?

Congratulations mush you win first prize.
May I present you with a pair of gold plated bricks for your pleasure and the following options:

The mong gimp with the cowbell and silly hat, oops he has no gonads.

The runt skunt kunt (coward) that larges it up on here with nearly as much time on his hands as Osprey, oops he has no gonads.

The blue phew under 9000 who boo a lot at their own team and have no money or gonads when it really mattered.

Take your pick winner.

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Oi! I presume you are refering to my rendition of Blue Few in the karaoke bar in Blackpool? May I remind you that I was very, very drunk.

I occasionally knob a young and gifted singer (I used to knob her mum, true story that) I shall see if she will sing the ballod ones for us. A bunch of p!ssed up guys in a pub seems fun at the time but sounds appalling on YouTube.

Can only comment on the first (Blackpool) paragraph, Seed, but that would explain why the little Strassis and I weren't allowed in (except to the boring upstairs part). We could hear it loud, clear and deafeningly flat in the street.

I cursed the doorman at the time, but now I realise he was trying to save our ears.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:
Spot the odd one out:
Adam and Eve, Christmas Eve, Skunt Court Eve ..... a clue, 2 of them were accused of stealing, the other is just a jolly day on the lash

Christmas Eve only comes around once a year?

Congratulations mush you win first prize.
May I present you with a pair of gold plated bricks for your pleasure and the following options:

The mong gimp with the cowbell and silly hat, oops he has no gonads.

The runt skunt kunt (coward) that larges it up on here with nearly as much time on his hands as Osprey, oops he has no gonads.

The blue phew under 9000 who boo a lot at their own team and have no money or gonads when it really mattered.

Take your pick winner.

Please may I have option 3 as this would appear to include the other two. Do I have to supply my own gas?

warrens 76 wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:
Spot the odd one out:
Adam and Eve, Christmas Eve, Skunt Court Eve ..... a clue, 2 of them were accused of stealing, the other is just a jolly day on the lash

Christmas Eve only comes around once a year?

Congratulations mush you win first prize.
May I present you with a pair of gold plated bricks for your pleasure and the following options:

The mong gimp with the cowbell and silly hat, oops he has no gonads.

The runt skunt kunt (coward) that larges it up on here with nearly as much time on his hands as Osprey, oops he has no gonads.

The blue phew under 9000 who boo a lot at their own team and have no money or gonads when it really mattered.

Take your pick winner.

Yes hopefully by next week cowards address will be known by all.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Oi! I presume you are refering to my rendition of Blue Few in the karaoke bar in Blackpool? May I remind you that I was very, very drunk.

I occasionally knob a young and gifted singer (I used to knob her mum, true story that) I shall see if she will sing the ballod ones for us. A bunch of p!ssed up guys in a pub seems fun at the time but sounds appalling on YouTube.

Can only comment on the first (Blackpool) paragraph, Seed, but that would explain why the little Strassis and I weren't allowed in (except to the boring upstairs part). We could hear it loud, clear and deafeningly flat in the street.

I cursed the doorman at the time, but now I realise he was trying to save our ears.

Fear ye not - I shall perform once more for your delight and delectation in Newcastle!

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Oi! I presume you are refering to my rendition of Blue Few in the karaoke bar in Blackpool? May I remind you that I was very, very drunk.

I occasionally knob a young and gifted singer (I used to knob her mum, true story that) I shall see if she will sing the ballod ones for us. A bunch of p!ssed up guys in a pub seems fun at the time but sounds appalling on YouTube.

Can only comment on the first (Blackpool) paragraph, Seed, but that would explain why the little Strassis and I weren't allowed in (except to the boring upstairs part). We could hear it loud, clear and deafeningly flat in the street.

I cursed the doorman at the time, but now I realise he was trying to save our ears.

Fear ye not - I shall perform once more for your delight and delectation in Newcastle!

angus mc coatup wrote:

warrens 76 wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:
Spot the odd one out:
Adam and Eve, Christmas Eve, Skunt Court Eve ..... a clue, 2 of them were accused of stealing, the other is just a jolly day on the lash

Christmas Eve only comes around once a year?

Congratulations mush you win first prize.
May I present you with a pair of gold plated bricks for your pleasure and the following options:

The mong gimp with the cowbell and silly hat, oops he has no gonads.

The runt skunt kunt (coward) that larges it up on here with nearly as much time on his hands as Osprey, oops he has no gonads.

The blue phew under 9000 who boo a lot at their own team and have no money or gonads when it really mattered.

Take your pick winner.

Yes hopefully by next week cowards address will be known by all.

he's gone very quiet since you posted that hasn't he.

Taunton Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Oi! I presume you are refering to my rendition of Blue Few in the karaoke bar in Blackpool? May I remind you that I was very, very drunk.

I occasionally knob a young and gifted singer (I used to knob her mum, true story that) I shall see if she will sing the ballod ones for us. A bunch of p!ssed up guys in a pub seems fun at the time but sounds appalling on YouTube.

Can only comment on the first (Blackpool) paragraph, Seed, but that would explain why the little Strassis and I weren't allowed in (except to the boring upstairs part). We could hear it loud, clear and deafeningly flat in the street.

I cursed the doorman at the time, but now I realise he was trying to save our ears.

Fear ye not - I shall perform once more for your delight and delectation in Newcastle!

I am in Newcastle that weekend too, although from the sounds of it I don't want to hear you sing Seed would be good to meet up with you all.

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
U21 vs the scousers - 0-0 at half time with Cropper in goal and some bloke called Lee Barnard as captain.

I hope Cropper doesn't, ummmm, come a cropper, although I do like the fact that we have a player called Targett. However, any jokes about him being our 'target man' would just be plain silly, especially as he's not a striker.

saints fan #1 wrote:
(PLEASE READ) hi, i`m new to this forum but need some help(sorry if its off topic but i would really appreciate the help), i have gcse english exam tomorrow and really need help i`ve tried checking elsewhere but cant find anything that could help me.

in-terms of marks scheme i would be marked on;- grammar, spelling, sentences(compound,c

omplex,etc), punctuation. help would really be appreciated.


well here we go!....

Terrified!

"The attack must continue at all cost!"
The fear of these words profuse my heart with the deepest fear that my life was halting, soldiers parched with the heat of the sun, the terrian was flat and solid and gunfire being fired maliciously across a rather deserted territory. Even this wouldn't stop me. There is no mountain too high, there is no ocean to wide to be the reasons why I can't achieve my dreams. I have been given encouragement, friendship and love during various chapters in my life, I have embraced many beautiful memories in my life, the one I admired the most was when my uncle aspired me to run as fast as a cheetah encouraging me like never before. These thoughts were compelling my mind as survival was the key to success.

As the gunshots were being fired dreadfully, bang, smash, boom!, The noises became increasingly louder, soldiers were being killed one by one and crumbling heavily towards the ground. As quickly as the soldiers scattered the ground there wasn`t much to see as bodies were being scattered like toys with blood; a stench so foul, so sharp, it feels as if the very fires of hell have been set ablaze in my nostrils and infecting my throat and lungs, pouring gruesomely out of the mouth and body like water from a fountain.

My anxiety slowly but traitorously began to grow higher and higher. I regained my realization immediately regardless about death. We were then instructed by the lieutenant to unroll our bullets from the gun. It was shocking!, Unrolling bullets was insane considering how soldiers were being taken down, but I couldn`t disobey the command despite death tolling ever closer. However my excitement and bravery evolved as my mind altered to an inspiration that no road in life is difficult to travel once you believe in yourself, your inner strength and your inner potential. Still I wondered what the future holds for me! death or survival. I knew I would have to battle, never to let go of hope and try to survive.

your sincerely, school student and massive saints fan.

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Taunton Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Oi! I presume you are refering to my rendition of Blue Few in the karaoke bar in Blackpool? May I remind you that I was very, very drunk.

I occasionally knob a young and gifted singer (I used to knob her mum, true story that) I shall see if she will sing the ballod ones for us. A bunch of p!ssed up guys in a pub seems fun at the time but sounds appalling on YouTube.

Can only comment on the first (Blackpool) paragraph, Seed, but that would explain why the little Strassis and I weren't allowed in (except to the boring upstairs part). We could hear it loud, clear and deafeningly flat in the street.

I cursed the doorman at the time, but now I realise he was trying to save our ears.

Fear ye not - I shall perform once more for your delight and delectation in Newcastle!

I am in Newcastle that weekend too, although from the sounds of it I don't want to hear you sing Seed would be good to meet up with you all.

Great! I think Seed might have a plan. However, in case he hasn't, other than Yorkie (and the Leeds fans?) are there any Saints fans up there who would know the best pubs for the Saturday evening?

Taunton Saint wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Taunton Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Oi! I presume you are refering to my rendition of Blue Few in the karaoke bar in Blackpool? May I remind you that I was very, very drunk.

I occasionally knob a young and gifted singer (I used to knob her mum, true story that) I shall see if she will sing the ballod ones for us. A bunch of p!ssed up guys in a pub seems fun at the time but sounds appalling on YouTube.

Can only comment on the first (Blackpool) paragraph, Seed, but that would explain why the little Strassis and I weren't allowed in (except to the boring upstairs part). We could hear it loud, clear and deafeningly flat in the street.

I cursed the doorman at the time, but now I realise he was trying to save our ears.

Fear ye not - I shall perform once more for your delight and delectation in Newcastle!

I am in Newcastle that weekend too, although from the sounds of it I don't want to hear you sing Seed would be good to meet up with you all.

Great! I think Seed might have a plan. However, in case he hasn't, other than Yorkie (and the Leeds fans?) are there any Saints fans up there who would know the best pubs for the Saturday evening?

cool, as the time nears I am sure details will come out, but would be good if possible.

angus mc coatup wrote:
santlysoul posting again,no doubt being coached by tebourba.

saintlysoul wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:
santlysoul posting again,no doubt being coached by tebourba.

Yes and I've more news anybodybwantvto hear?

slugger wrote:

Taunton Saint wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Taunton Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Oi! I presume you are refering to my rendition of Blue Few in the karaoke bar in Blackpool? May I remind you that I was very, very drunk.

I occasionally knob a young and gifted singer (I used to knob her mum, true story that) I shall see if she will sing the ballod ones for us. A bunch of p!ssed up guys in a pub seems fun at the time but sounds appalling on YouTube.

Can only comment on the first (Blackpool) paragraph, Seed, but that would explain why the little Strassis and I weren't allowed in (except to the boring upstairs part). We could hear it loud, clear and deafeningly flat in the street.

I cursed the doorman at the time, but now I realise he was trying to save our ears.

Fear ye not - I shall perform once more for your delight and delectation in Newcastle!

I am in Newcastle that weekend too, although from the sounds of it I don't want to hear you sing Seed would be good to meet up with you all.

Great! I think Seed might have a plan. However, in case he hasn't, other than Yorkie (and the Leeds fans?) are there any Saints fans up there who would know the best pubs for the Saturday evening?

cool, as the time nears I am sure details will come out, but would be good if possible.

A few of us meet before and after home games too , more than welcome .

angus mc coatup wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:
santlysoul posting again,no doubt being coached by tebourba.

Yes and I've more news anybodybwantvto hear?

no !
but you're going to give us your considerable opinon anyway though aren't you.

Taunton Saint wrote:

slugger wrote:

Taunton Saint wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Taunton Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Oi! I presume you are refering to my rendition of Blue Few in the karaoke bar in Blackpool? May I remind you that I was very, very drunk.

I occasionally knob a young and gifted singer (I used to knob her mum, true story that) I shall see if she will sing the ballod ones for us. A bunch of p!ssed up guys in a pub seems fun at the time but sounds appalling on YouTube.

Can only comment on the first (Blackpool) paragraph, Seed, but that would explain why the little Strassis and I weren't allowed in (except to the boring upstairs part). We could hear it loud, clear and deafeningly flat in the street.

I cursed the doorman at the time, but now I realise he was trying to save our ears.

Fear ye not - I shall perform once more for your delight and delectation in Newcastle!

I am in Newcastle that weekend too, although from the sounds of it I don't want to hear you sing Seed would be good to meet up with you all.

Great! I think Seed might have a plan. However, in case he hasn't, other than Yorkie (and the Leeds fans?) are there any Saints fans up there who would know the best pubs for the Saturday evening?

cool, as the time nears I am sure details will come out, but would be good if possible.

A few of us meet before and after home games too , more than welcome .

Thanks Slugger, usually catch up with the guys I used to sit with under the Old East Stand (aww miss those days sometimes) before I was exiled to Somerset (women eh!!?) when I can get up (I am a member so don't make every game, due Logistics etc) but will keep it in mind for sure.

As a member only are my wishes to meet everyone atnewcastle not as valid as Season Ticket wishes? ;-)

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Mush On The Beach wrote:
Spot the odd one out:
Adam and Eve, Christmas Eve, Skunt Court Eve ..... a clue, 2 of them were accused of stealing, the other is just a jolly day on the lash

Christmas Eve only comes around once a year?

Congratulations mush you win first prize.
May I present you with a pair of gold plated bricks for your pleasure and the following options:

The mong gimp with the cowbell and silly hat, oops he has no gonads.

The runt skunt kunt (coward) that larges it up on here with nearly as much time on his hands as Osprey, oops he has no gonads.

The blue phew under 9000 who boo a lot at their own team and have no money or gonads when it really mattered.

Take your pick winner.

Please may I have option 3 as this would appear to include the other two. Do I have to supply my own gas?

angus mc coatup wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:
santlysoul posting again,no doubt being coached by tebourba.

Yes and I've more news anybodybwantvto hear?

no !
but you're going to give us your considerable opinon anyway though aren't you.

slugger wrote:
Rickie is in my opinion the best English center forward in the country , shame he isn't 4 years younger .

slugger wrote:

slugger wrote:
Rickie is in my opinion the best English center forward in the country , shame he isn't 4 years younger .

And has anyone ever seen a better taker of penalties ?

saintlysoul wrote:

slugger wrote:

slugger wrote:
Rickie is in my opinion the best English center forward in the country , shame he isn't 4 years younger .

And has anyone ever seen a better taker of penalties ?

Yes Frank Lampard.

slugger wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

slugger wrote:

slugger wrote:
Rickie is in my opinion the best English center forward in the country , shame he isn't 4 years younger .

And has anyone ever seen a better taker of penalties ?

Yes Frank Lampard.

Granted ,Frank is ok too .

saints fan #1 wrote:
(PLEASE READ) hi, i`m new to this forum but need some help(sorry if its off topic but i would really appreciate the help), i have gcse english exam tomorrow and really need help i`ve tried checking elsewhere but cant find anything that could help me.

in-terms of marks scheme i would be marked on;- grammar, spelling, sentences(compound,c

omplex,etc), punctuation. help would really be appreciated.


well here we go!....

Terrified!

"The attack must continue at all cost!"
The fear of these words profuse my heart with the deepest fear that my life was halting, soldiers parched with the heat of the sun, the terrian was flat and solid and gunfire being fired maliciously across a rather deserted territory. Even this wouldn't stop me. There is no mountain too high, there is no ocean to wide to be the reasons why I can't achieve my dreams. I have been given encouragement, friendship and love during various chapters in my life, I have embraced many beautiful memories in my life, the one I admired the most was when my uncle aspired me to run as fast as a cheetah encouraging me like never before. These thoughts were compelling my mind as survival was the key to success.

As the gunshots were being fired dreadfully, bang, smash, boom!, The noises became increasingly louder, soldiers were being killed one by one and crumbling heavily towards the ground. As quickly as the soldiers scattered the ground there wasn`t much to see as bodies were being scattered like toys with blood; a stench so foul, so sharp, it feels as if the very fires of hell have been set ablaze in my nostrils and infecting my throat and lungs, pouring gruesomely out of the mouth and body like water from a fountain.

My anxiety slowly but traitorously began to grow higher and higher. I regained my realization immediately regardless about death. We were then instructed by the lieutenant to unroll our bullets from the gun. It was shocking!, Unrolling bullets was insane considering how soldiers were being taken down, but I couldn`t disobey the command despite death tolling ever closer. However my excitement and bravery evolved as my mind altered to an inspiration that no road in life is difficult to travel once you believe in yourself, your inner strength and your inner potential. Still I wondered what the future holds for me! death or survival. I knew I would have to battle, never to let go of hope and try to survive.

your sincerely, school student and massive saints fan.

Velleity wrote:

slugger wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

slugger wrote:

slugger wrote:
Rickie is in my opinion the best English center forward in the country , shame he isn't 4 years younger .

And has anyone ever seen a better taker of penalties ?

Yes Frank Lampard.

Granted ,Frank is ok too .

Out of Lampard's last 33 penalties for Chelsea, he's missed 4.

Out of SRL's last 31 he's missed..er..none.

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

J7junctionseven wrote:
I see BBB is trying to stick up for his offspring and at the same time being nearly as boring, humourless and brain dead as FTBU.

His last post was literally several words long, but I gave up reading it half way through.

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

St Retford wrote:
I don't like U2 because Bono is a massive pr1ck but it's ok to like 'One' because Johnny Cash recorded a version of it which sort of 'detoxified' it. Can anyone on here actually sing? We could make a version in the pub, record it on a phone and stick it on the internet. It's not the most sophisticated campaign in the history of music but it might just work.

Do not get Seed to sing it whatever you do!

Oi! I presume you are refering to my rendition of Blue Few in the karaoke bar in Blackpool? May I remind you that I was very, very drunk.

I occasionally knob a young and gifted singer (I used to knob her mum, true story that) I shall see if she will sing the ballod ones for us. A bunch of p!ssed up guys in a pub seems fun at the time but sounds appalling on YouTube.

Velleity wrote:
Oh, for Heaven's sake, why are you all STILL engaging with the WUMs?

Leave the fucktard mongs alone and they will die from lack of attention. If you answer them EVEN ONCE they will come back. They are like weeds; you need to be ruthless.

Actually, I'm wrong. They aren't LIKE weeds, they ARE weeds.

STOP IT!!!

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

saints fan #1 wrote:
(PLEASE READ) hi, i`m new to this forum but need some help(sorry if its off topic but i would really appreciate the help), i have gcse english exam tomorrow and really need help i`ve tried checking elsewhere but cant find anything that could help me.

in-terms of marks scheme i would be marked on;- grammar, spelling, sentences(compound,c


omplex,etc), punctuation. help would really be appreciated.


well here we go!....

Terrified!

"The attack must continue at all cost!"
The fear of these words profuse my heart with the deepest fear that my life was halting, soldiers parched with the heat of the sun, the terrian was flat and solid and gunfire being fired maliciously across a rather deserted territory. Even this wouldn't stop me. There is no mountain too high, there is no ocean to wide to be the reasons why I can't achieve my dreams. I have been given encouragement, friendship and love during various chapters in my life, I have embraced many beautiful memories in my life, the one I admired the most was when my uncle aspired me to run as fast as a cheetah encouraging me like never before. These thoughts were compelling my mind as survival was the key to success.

As the gunshots were being fired dreadfully, bang, smash, boom!, The noises became increasingly louder, soldiers were being killed one by one and crumbling heavily towards the ground. As quickly as the soldiers scattered the ground there wasn`t much to see as bodies were being scattered like toys with blood; a stench so foul, so sharp, it feels as if the very fires of hell have been set ablaze in my nostrils and infecting my throat and lungs, pouring gruesomely out of the mouth and body like water from a fountain.

My anxiety slowly but traitorously began to grow higher and higher. I regained my realization immediately regardless about death. We were then instructed by the lieutenant to unroll our bullets from the gun. It was shocking!, Unrolling bullets was insane considering how soldiers were being taken down, but I couldn`t disobey the command despite death tolling ever closer. However my excitement and bravery evolved as my mind altered to an inspiration that no road in life is difficult to travel once you believe in yourself, your inner strength and your inner potential. Still I wondered what the future holds for me! death or survival. I knew I would have to battle, never to let go of hope and try to survive.

your sincerely, school student and massive saints fan.

Try this:

I should add that no text is perfect and many of my changes are just my suggestions, while some things I've left might not have been my first choice (but I don't want to change your ideas too much because your original text is full of imagination which deserves to stay there).

Whatever else you do, remember to set the Word language to English (UK) and do a final spell check.

Good luck!

"The attack must continue at all cost!"
The fear of these words filled my heart with the deepest fear that my life was about to end. Soldiers parched with the heat of the sun, the terrain was flat and solid and gunfire was being fired maliciously across a rather deserted territory. Even this wouldn't stop me. There is no mountain too high, there is no ocean too wide which offer reasons why I can't achieve my dreams. I have been given encouragement, friendship and love during various chapters in my life, I have embraced many beautiful memories in my life, the one I admired the most was when my uncle inspired me to run as fast as a cheetah encouraging me like never before. These thoughts were occupying my mind because survival was the key to success.

As the gunshots were being fired dreadfully, bang, smash, boom! The noises became increasingly louder, soldiers were being killed one by one and crumbling heavily towards the ground. As quickly as the soldiers were being scattered on the ground, there wasn’t much to see because the bodies were being scattered like blood-filled toys; a stench so foul, so sharp, it felt as if the very fires of hell had been set ablaze in my nostrils and infected my throat and lungs, pouring gruesomely out of my mouth and body like water from a fountain.

My anxiety slowly but traitorously began to grow higher and higher. I regained my realisation immediately, regardless of death. We were then instructed by the lieutenant to unroll our bullets from our guns. It was shocking!, Unrolling bullets was insane considering how soldiers were being taken down, but I couldn’t disobey the command, despite death tolling ever closer. However, my excitement and bravery grew as my mind changed into a hive of inspiration that believed no road in life is too difficult to travel once you believe in yourself, your inner strength and your inner potential. Still, I wondered what the future would hold for me. Death or survival! I knew I would have to battle, never to let go of hope and just try to survive.

Confucious wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

saints fan #1 wrote:
(PLEASE READ) hi, i`m new to this forum but need some help(sorry if its off topic but i would really appreciate the help), i have gcse english exam tomorrow and really need help i`ve tried checking elsewhere but cant find anything that could help me.

in-terms of marks scheme i would be marked on;- grammar, spelling, sentences(compound,c



omplex,etc), punctuation. help would really be appreciated.


well here we go!....

Terrified!

"The attack must continue at all cost!"
The fear of these words profuse my heart with the deepest fear that my life was halting, soldiers parched with the heat of the sun, the terrian was flat and solid and gunfire being fired maliciously across a rather deserted territory. Even this wouldn't stop me. There is no mountain too high, there is no ocean to wide to be the reasons why I can't achieve my dreams. I have been given encouragement, friendship and love during various chapters in my life, I have embraced many beautiful memories in my life, the one I admired the most was when my uncle aspired me to run as fast as a cheetah encouraging me like never before. These thoughts were compelling my mind as survival was the key to success.

As the gunshots were being fired dreadfully, bang, smash, boom!, The noises became increasingly louder, soldiers were being killed one by one and crumbling heavily towards the ground. As quickly as the soldiers scattered the ground there wasn`t much to see as bodies were being scattered like toys with blood; a stench so foul, so sharp, it feels as if the very fires of hell have been set ablaze in my nostrils and infecting my throat and lungs, pouring gruesomely out of the mouth and body like water from a fountain.

My anxiety slowly but traitorously began to grow higher and higher. I regained my realization immediately regardless about death. We were then instructed by the lieutenant to unroll our bullets from the gun. It was shocking!, Unrolling bullets was insane considering how soldiers were being taken down, but I couldn`t disobey the command despite death tolling ever closer. However my excitement and bravery evolved as my mind altered to an inspiration that no road in life is difficult to travel once you believe in yourself, your inner strength and your inner potential. Still I wondered what the future holds for me! death or survival. I knew I would have to battle, never to let go of hope and try to survive.

your sincerely, school student and massive saints fan.

Try this:

I should add that no text is perfect and many of my changes are just my suggestions, while some things I've left might not have been my first choice (but I don't want to change your ideas too much because your original text is full of imagination which deserves to stay there).

Whatever else you do, remember to set the Word language to English (UK) and do a final spell check.

Good luck!

"The attack must continue at all cost!"
The fear of these words filled my heart with the deepest fear that my life was about to end. Soldiers parched with the heat of the sun, the terrain was flat and solid and gunfire was being fired maliciously across a rather deserted territory. Even this wouldn't stop me. There is no mountain too high, there is no ocean too wide which offer reasons why I can't achieve my dreams. I have been given encouragement, friendship and love during various chapters in my life, I have embraced many beautiful memories in my life, the one I admired the most was when my uncle inspired me to run as fast as a cheetah encouraging me like never before. These thoughts were occupying my mind because survival was the key to success.

As the gunshots were being fired dreadfully, bang, smash, boom! The noises became increasingly louder, soldiers were being killed one by one and crumbling heavily towards the ground. As quickly as the soldiers were being scattered on the ground, there wasn’t much to see because the bodies were being scattered like blood-filled toys; a stench so foul, so sharp, it felt as if the very fires of hell had been set ablaze in my nostrils and infected my throat and lungs, pouring gruesomely out of my mouth and body like water from a fountain.

My anxiety slowly but traitorously began to grow higher and higher. I regained my realisation immediately, regardless of death. We were then instructed by the lieutenant to unroll our bullets from our guns. It was shocking!, Unrolling bullets was insane considering how soldiers were being taken down, but I couldn’t disobey the command, despite death tolling ever closer. However, my excitement and bravery grew as my mind changed into a hive of inspiration that believed no road in life is too difficult to travel once you believe in yourself, your inner strength and your inner potential. Still, I wondered what the future would hold for me. Death or survival! I knew I would have to battle, never to let go of hope and just try to survive.

You're a good 'un Stras.

Nemesisaint wrote:
The countdown will have to be restarted, the hearing has been adjourned until Thursday 31st January 2013

slugger wrote:

Velleity wrote:
Oh, for Heaven's sake, why are you all STILL engaging with the WUMs?

Leave the fucktard mongs alone and they will die from lack of attention. If you answer them EVEN ONCE they will come back. They are like weeds; you need to be ruthless.

Actually, I'm wrong. They aren't LIKE weeds, they ARE weeds.

STOP IT!!!

I fear that you're ploughing a lone furrow here ....... If i have something to say to anyone then i'll say it , what i won't do is get drawn into tit for tat insults anymore .

Baddesley Bill wrote:

Nemesisaint wrote:
The countdown will have to be restarted, the hearing has been adjourned until Thursday 31st January 2013

Cool...when does a further points deduction kick in?

Nemesisaint wrote:
The countdown will have to be restarted, the hearing has been adjourned until Thursday 31st January 2013

Velleity wrote:

slugger wrote:

Velleity wrote:
Oh, for Heaven's sake, why are you all STILL engaging with the WUMs?

Leave the fucktard mongs alone and they will die from lack of attention. If you answer them EVEN ONCE they will come back. They are like weeds; you need to be ruthless.

Actually, I'm wrong. They aren't LIKE weeds, they ARE weeds.

STOP IT!!!

I fear that you're ploughing a lone furrow here ....... If i have something to say to anyone then i'll say it , what i won't do is get drawn into tit for tat insults anymore .

You know what, I think I *must* be alone in hating the WUMs.

I just wish the DE had an "ignore poster" function so their midless drivel wouldn't even show up on screen.

My list would be

Bring back Branston
Kunt141
saintly..ah..sole
Terbourba
Five pounds between us
Thomasupandatem

All tedious timewasters.



Anyway, is Ricky great, or what?

Nemesisaint wrote:
The countdown will have to be restarted, the hearing has been adjourned until Thursday 31st January 2013

slugger wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

Nemesisaint wrote:
The countdown will have to be restarted, the hearing has been adjourned until Thursday 31st January 2013

Cool...when does a further points deduction kick in?

Don't think it'll matter , another nail goes in !

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
Still at least the HNW individuals will burn through some more of their cash that can't then be used for the future.

slugger wrote:

Confucious wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

saints fan #1 wrote:
(PLEASE READ) hi, i`m new to this forum but need some help(sorry if its off topic but i would really appreciate the help), i have gcse english exam tomorrow and really need help i`ve tried checking elsewhere but cant find anything that could help me.

in-terms of marks scheme i would be marked on;- grammar, spelling, sentences(compound,c




omplex,etc), punctuation. help would really be appreciated.


well here we go!....

Terrified!

"The attack must continue at all cost!"
The fear of these words profuse my heart with the deepest fear that my life was halting, soldiers parched with the heat of the sun, the terrian was flat and solid and gunfire being fired maliciously across a rather deserted territory. Even this wouldn't stop me. There is no mountain too high, there is no ocean to wide to be the reasons why I can't achieve my dreams. I have been given encouragement, friendship and love during various chapters in my life, I have embraced many beautiful memories in my life, the one I admired the most was when my uncle aspired me to run as fast as a cheetah encouraging me like never before. These thoughts were compelling my mind as survival was the key to success.

As the gunshots were being fired dreadfully, bang, smash, boom!, The noises became increasingly louder, soldiers were being killed one by one and crumbling heavily towards the ground. As quickly as the soldiers scattered the ground there wasn`t much to see as bodies were being scattered like toys with blood; a stench so foul, so sharp, it feels as if the very fires of hell have been set ablaze in my nostrils and infecting my throat and lungs, pouring gruesomely out of the mouth and body like water from a fountain.

My anxiety slowly but traitorously began to grow higher and higher. I regained my realization immediately regardless about death. We were then instructed by the lieutenant to unroll our bullets from the gun. It was shocking!, Unrolling bullets was insane considering how soldiers were being taken down, but I couldn`t disobey the command despite death tolling ever closer. However my excitement and bravery evolved as my mind altered to an inspiration that no road in life is difficult to travel once you believe in yourself, your inner strength and your inner potential. Still I wondered what the future holds for me! death or survival. I knew I would have to battle, never to let go of hope and try to survive.

your sincerely, school student and massive saints fan.

Try this:

I should add that no text is perfect and many of my changes are just my suggestions, while some things I've left might not have been my first choice (but I don't want to change your ideas too much because your original text is full of imagination which deserves to stay there).

Whatever else you do, remember to set the Word language to English (UK) and do a final spell check.

Good luck!

"The attack must continue at all cost!"
The fear of these words filled my heart with the deepest fear that my life was about to end. Soldiers parched with the heat of the sun, the terrain was flat and solid and gunfire was being fired maliciously across a rather deserted territory. Even this wouldn't stop me. There is no mountain too high, there is no ocean too wide which offer reasons why I can't achieve my dreams. I have been given encouragement, friendship and love during various chapters in my life, I have embraced many beautiful memories in my life, the one I admired the most was when my uncle inspired me to run as fast as a cheetah encouraging me like never before. These thoughts were occupying my mind because survival was the key to success.

As the gunshots were being fired dreadfully, bang, smash, boom! The noises became increasingly louder, soldiers were being killed one by one and crumbling heavily towards the ground. As quickly as the soldiers were being scattered on the ground, there wasn’t much to see because the bodies were being scattered like blood-filled toys; a stench so foul, so sharp, it felt as if the very fires of hell had been set ablaze in my nostrils and infected my throat and lungs, pouring gruesomely out of my mouth and body like water from a fountain.

My anxiety slowly but traitorously began to grow higher and higher. I regained my realisation immediately, regardless of death. We were then instructed by the lieutenant to unroll our bullets from our guns. It was shocking!, Unrolling bullets was insane considering how soldiers were being taken down, but I couldn’t disobey the command, despite death tolling ever closer. However, my excitement and bravery grew as my mind changed into a hive of inspiration that believed no road in life is too difficult to travel once you believe in yourself, your inner strength and your inner potential. Still, I wondered what the future would hold for me. Death or survival! I knew I would have to battle, never to let go of hope and just try to survive.

You're a good 'un Stras.

Question mark after "death or survival" ? .......... just asking .

saints fan #1 wrote:

slugger wrote:

Confucious wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

saints fan #1 wrote:
(PLEASE READ) hi, i`m new to this forum but need some help(sorry if its off topic but i would really appreciate the help), i have gcse english exam tomorrow and really need help i`ve tried checking elsewhere but cant find anything that could help me.

in-terms of marks scheme i would be marked on;- grammar, spelling, sentences(compound,c





omplex,etc), punctuation. help would really be appreciated.


well here we go!....

Terrified!

"The attack must continue at all cost!"
The fear of these words profuse my heart with the deepest fear that my life was halting, soldiers parched with the heat of the sun, the terrian was flat and solid and gunfire being fired maliciously across a rather deserted territory. Even this wouldn't stop me. There is no mountain too high, there is no ocean to wide to be the reasons why I can't achieve my dreams. I have been given encouragement, friendship and love during various chapters in my life, I have embraced many beautiful memories in my life, the one I admired the most was when my uncle aspired me to run as fast as a cheetah encouraging me like never before. These thoughts were compelling my mind as survival was the key to success.

As the gunshots were being fired dreadfully, bang, smash, boom!, The noises became increasingly louder, soldiers were being killed one by one and crumbling heavily towards the ground. As quickly as the soldiers scattered the ground there wasn`t much to see as bodies were being scattered like toys with blood; a stench so foul, so sharp, it feels as if the very fires of hell have been set ablaze in my nostrils and infecting my throat and lungs, pouring gruesomely out of the mouth and body like water from a fountain.

My anxiety slowly but traitorously began to grow higher and higher. I regained my realization immediately regardless about death. We were then instructed by the lieutenant to unroll our bullets from the gun. It was shocking!, Unrolling bullets was insane considering how soldiers were being taken down, but I couldn`t disobey the command despite death tolling ever closer. However my excitement and bravery evolved as my mind altered to an inspiration that no road in life is difficult to travel once you believe in yourself, your inner strength and your inner potential. Still I wondered what the future holds for me! death or survival. I knew I would have to battle, never to let go of hope and try to survive.

your sincerely, school student and massive saints fan.

Try this:

I should add that no text is perfect and many of my changes are just my suggestions, while some things I've left might not have been my first choice (but I don't want to change your ideas too much because your original text is full of imagination which deserves to stay there).

Whatever else you do, remember to set the Word language to English (UK) and do a final spell check.

Good luck!

"The attack must continue at all cost!"
The fear of these words filled my heart with the deepest fear that my life was about to end. Soldiers parched with the heat of the sun, the terrain was flat and solid and gunfire was being fired maliciously across a rather deserted territory. Even this wouldn't stop me. There is no mountain too high, there is no ocean too wide which offer reasons why I can't achieve my dreams. I have been given encouragement, friendship and love during various chapters in my life, I have embraced many beautiful memories in my life, the one I admired the most was when my uncle inspired me to run as fast as a cheetah encouraging me like never before. These thoughts were occupying my mind because survival was the key to success.

As the gunshots were being fired dreadfully, bang, smash, boom! The noises became increasingly louder, soldiers were being killed one by one and crumbling heavily towards the ground. As quickly as the soldiers were being scattered on the ground, there wasn’t much to see because the bodies were being scattered like blood-filled toys; a stench so foul, so sharp, it felt as if the very fires of hell had been set ablaze in my nostrils and infected my throat and lungs, pouring gruesomely out of my mouth and body like water from a fountain.

My anxiety slowly but traitorously began to grow higher and higher. I regained my realisation immediately, regardless of death. We were then instructed by the lieutenant to unroll our bullets from our guns. It was shocking!, Unrolling bullets was insane considering how soldiers were being taken down, but I couldn’t disobey the command, despite death tolling ever closer. However, my excitement and bravery grew as my mind changed into a hive of inspiration that believed no road in life is too difficult to travel once you believe in yourself, your inner strength and your inner potential. Still, I wondered what the future would hold for me. Death or survival! I knew I would have to battle, never to let go of hope and just try to survive.

You're a good 'un Stras.

Question mark after "death or survival" ? .......... just asking .

could i just say thank you for the reply and as slugger has mentioned about putting the explanation mark after death or survival. TBH i was pretty confused my self should i put

"hold for me, Death or survival?" - with the comma and question mark or
"hold for me(death or survival)?

i don't know i`m confused.

but once again thanks for the help.

Velleity wrote:

slugger wrote:

Velleity wrote:
Oh, for Heaven's sake, why are you all STILL engaging with the WUMs?

Leave the fucktard mongs alone and they will die from lack of attention. If you answer them EVEN ONCE they will come back. They are like weeds; you need to be ruthless.

Actually, I'm wrong. They aren't LIKE weeds, they ARE weeds.

STOP IT!!!

I fear that you're ploughing a lone furrow here ....... If i have something to say to anyone then i'll say it , what i won't do is get drawn into tit for tat insults anymore .

You know what, I think I *must* be alone in hating the WUMs.

I just wish the DE had an "ignore poster" function so their midless drivel wouldn't even show up on screen.

My list would be

Bring back Branston
Kunt141
saintly..ah..sole
Terbourba
Five pounds between us
Thomasupandatem

All tedious timewasters.



Anyway, is Ricky great, or what?

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I feel sorry for the skunts, so I've posted a song to cheer them up!

RedArmy1 wrote:
We're all going to Chelsea ...
We're all going to Chelsea ...

LA LA LA LA

UP by Train
UP by Car
UP by Coach

INTO THE PUBS.

WE ARE RED ARMY AND WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

RED ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRMY.
WE RULE THE SOUTH (including
LONDON)

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON. COYR

bigfella777 wrote:
You watch Lambert sometimes and wonder just how good he could really be with decent players around him and the right service. Puncheon is unable to control a long aerial pass first touch and seems to lose posession straight away. I always thought this was where Gaston would play as playmaker with Tadanari lee upfront with Lambert.
What has happened to the Jap?

slugger wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I feel sorry for the skunts, so I've posted a song to cheer them up!

Must go look ... lol

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I feel sorry for the skunts, so I've posted a song to cheer them up!

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

slugger wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I feel sorry for the skunts, so I've posted a song to cheer them up!

Must go look ... lol

Whoever posts as StJohn just posted:

'A story that just keeps giving.'

Genius!

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I feel sorry for the skunts, so I've posted a song to cheer them up!

Which one? Am I due any royalties?

saintlysoul wrote:

Velleity wrote:

slugger wrote:

Velleity wrote:
Oh, for Heaven's sake, why are you all STILL engaging with the WUMs?

Leave the fucktard mongs alone and they will die from lack of attention. If you answer them EVEN ONCE they will come back. They are like weeds; you need to be ruthless.

Actually, I'm wrong. They aren't LIKE weeds, they ARE weeds.

STOP IT!!!

I fear that you're ploughing a lone furrow here ....... If i have something to say to anyone then i'll say it , what i won't do is get drawn into tit for tat insults anymore .

You know what, I think I *must* be alone in hating the WUMs.

I just wish the DE had an "ignore poster" function so their midless drivel wouldn't even show up on screen.

My list would be

Bring back Branston
Kunt141
saintly..ah..sole
Terbourba
Five pounds between us
Thomasupandatem

All tedious timewasters.



Anyway, is Ricky great, or what?

Valerie why can't you adopt Slugger's approach. All I want to do on the site is debate issues involving the Saints and football. Chill out and stop getting so agitated its not good for the blood pressure!!!!!!!!!

slugger wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

slugger wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I feel sorry for the skunts, so I've posted a song to cheer them up!

Must go look ... lol

Whoever posts as StJohn just posted:

'A story that just keeps giving.'

Genius!

Poor old Blue Walter , he's gonna have a breakdown !

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I feel sorry for the skunts, so I've posted a song to cheer them up!

Which one? Am I due any royalties?

Dad's Army - just for starters. Some have asked me to explain bits, others have got all upset. Get over and post your own!

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:
We're all going to Chelsea ...
We're all going to Chelsea ...

LA LA LA LA

UP by Train
UP by Car
UP by Coach

INTO THE PUBS.

WE ARE RED ARMY AND WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

RED ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRMY.
WE RULE THE SOUTH (including
LONDON)

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON. COYR

I'm not.

angus mc coatup wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I feel sorry for the skunts, so I've posted a song to cheer them up!

Which one? Am I due any royalties?

Dad's Army - just for starters. Some have asked me to explain bits, others have got all upset. Get over and post your own!

just had a cheeky look myself "trust me"

Invidia wrote:
Is there anyone out there that understands what is going on at Portsmouth fc, if the adminstrator claims the gound is worth X amount and portpin claims it is worth Y amount surely the easiest way to settle the amount is by three professional independant valuators to arrive at a fair price and both parties to accept without involving judges etc. after all that is probably what the judge will do, or is there something I am missing?

Invidia wrote:
Is there anyone out there that understands what is going on at Portsmouth fc, if the adminstrator claims the gound is worth X amount and portpin claims it is worth Y amount surely the easiest way to settle the amount is by three professional independant valuators to arrive at a fair price and both parties to accept without involving judges etc. after all that is probably what the judge will do, or is there something I am missing?

Invidia wrote:
Is there anyone out there that understands what is going on at Portsmouth fc, if the adminstrator claims the gound is worth X amount and portpin claims it is worth Y amount surely the easiest way to settle the amount is by three professional independant valuators to arrive at a fair price and both parties to accept without involving judges etc. after all that is probably what the judge will do, or is there something I am missing?

slugger wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

slugger wrote:

slugger wrote: Rickie is in my opinion the best English center forward in the country , shame he isn't 4 years younger .

And has anyone ever seen a better taker of penalties ?

Yes Frank Lampard.

Granted ,Frank is ok too .

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

Snebs wrote:

slugger wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

slugger wrote:

slugger wrote: Rickie is in my opinion the best English center forward in the country , shame he isn't 4 years younger .

And has anyone ever seen a better taker of penalties ?

Yes Frank Lampard.

Granted ,Frank is ok too .

Le God

Velleity wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

Velleity wrote:

slugger wrote:

Velleity wrote:
Oh, for Heaven's sake, why are you all STILL engaging with the WUMs?

Leave the fucktard mongs alone and they will die from lack of attention. If you answer them EVEN ONCE they will come back. They are like weeds; you need to be ruthless.

Actually, I'm wrong. They aren't LIKE weeds, they ARE weeds.

STOP IT!!!

I fear that you're ploughing a lone furrow here ....... If i have something to say to anyone then i'll say it , what i won't do is get drawn into tit for tat insults anymore .

You know what, I think I *must* be alone in hating the WUMs.

I just wish the DE had an "ignore poster" function so their midless drivel wouldn't even show up on screen.

My list would be

Bring back Branston
Kunt141
saintly..ah..sole
Terbourba
Five pounds between us
Thomasupandatem

All tedious timewasters.



Anyway, is Ricky great, or what?

Valerie why can't you adopt Slugger's approach. All I want to do on the site is debate issues involving the Saints and football. Chill out and stop getting so agitated its not good for the blood pressure!!!!!!!!!

You call me "Valerie". Now that one's interesting. The only other people who have ever called me that are: Bring back Branfoot and Southampton Dominance, both grade one WUMs (who I've long suspected to be the same person). Your other user names, I guess.

You twonks with more than one sign on ALWAYS get caught out.

saintlysoul wrote:

Velleity wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

Velleity wrote:

slugger wrote:

Velleity wrote:
Oh, for Heaven's sake, why are you all STILL engaging with the WUMs?

Leave the fucktard mongs alone and they will die from lack of attention. If you answer them EVEN ONCE they will come back. They are like weeds; you need to be ruthless.

Actually, I'm wrong. They aren't LIKE weeds, they ARE weeds.

STOP IT!!!

I fear that you're ploughing a lone furrow here ....... If i have something to say to anyone then i'll say it , what i won't do is get drawn into tit for tat insults anymore .

You know what, I think I *must* be alone in hating the WUMs.

I just wish the DE had an "ignore poster" function so their midless drivel wouldn't even show up on screen.

My list would be

Bring back Branston
Kunt141
saintly..ah..sole
Terbourba
Five pounds between us
Thomasupandatem

All tedious timewasters.



Anyway, is Ricky great, or what?

Valerie why can't you adopt Slugger's approach. All I want to do on the site is debate issues involving the Saints and football. Chill out and stop getting so agitated its not good for the blood pressure!!!!!!!!!

You call me "Valerie". Now that one's interesting. The only other people who have ever called me that are: Bring back Branfoot and Southampton Dominance, both grade one WUMs (who I've long suspected to be the same person). Your other user names, I guess.

You twonks with more than one sign on ALWAYS get caught out.

That's your name isn't it? How long have you had this paranoia?

SaintMax wrote:
According to twitter, a Norwegian club have accepted bids from us and Liverpool for Vergard Foren a young centreback.
(Let's remind ourselves that arsole said we wouldn't sign anyone..)

Invidia wrote:
You have confused me even more now Seed, surely the correct evaluation is somewhere between the two valuations by the two parties so it would not be too difficult to come up with a true reflection of the grounds worth within a couple of thousand pounds that is and if they both agree to accept the evaluation end of story, one thing that came to mind is if the administerator Tevor Birch is trying to get a lesser figure for the Pompey trust to be able to afford surely that is not what he should be doing inasmuch as he should trying to get a better deal for the creditors who are owed money.

saintlysoul wrote:

SaintMax wrote:
According to twitter, a Norwegian club have accepted bids from us and Liverpool for Vergard Foren a young centreback.
(Let's remind ourselves that arsole said we wouldn't sign anyone..)

Lets wait and see. I feel sorry for NA he probably knows nothing about this (assuming of course it's true) just like he knew nothing about Aarron Martin being recalled from Palace and Luke Shaw being given a 5 year extension to his contract. The latter makes sense remember when JWP signed for 5 years he was photographed with NA shaking hands the photograph appeared on the Southampton FC website. No such photograph appeared when Luke Shaw agreed his 5 year deal!!!! That is very unusual.

All this I'm afraid suggests firstly a breakdown in communication / rift between NC and NA (which I've been saying for weeks) and secondly NAs imminent departure from the club. I really do hope I'm wrong because I think NA is probably the best one to take us forward. It must be an intolerable situation for NA and the players!!!!!

Velleity wrote:
You don't fool me Saintly..ah..sole/Br

anfoot/Dominance. As I sait, you twits with more than one sign on ALWAYS get caught out.

Now go away, you tedious little oik.

saintlysoul wrote:

Velleity wrote:
You don't fool me Saintly..ah..sole/Br


anfoot/Dominance. As I sait, you twits with more than one sign on ALWAYS get caught out.

Now go away, you tedious little oik.

What baffles me Valerie is why you respond. If you've nothing constructive to say just ignore me. You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.

saintshorse101 wrote:
saintlysoul says...
10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13
You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.”

strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it,
1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent!
2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal!
3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal!
4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday
5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013.
6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there).
an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

St Retford wrote:
One of the things no one's mentioning about the penalty on Saturday is how well Rickie hit it. Watch it again: he absolutely CREAMED it. There's not a keeper in the history of the game that would have got anywhere near it.

stockysaint wrote:

St Retford wrote:
One of the things no one's mentioning about the penalty on Saturday is how well Rickie hit it. Watch it again: he absolutely CREAMED it. There's not a keeper in the history of the game that would have got anywhere near it.

Could not agree more, and the vast majority of his pens give the keeper very little chance.
Rickie and Le Tiss have taken 78 pens for Saints between them and only one has been saved - notice I write saved not missed,

saintlysoul wrote:

Velleity wrote:
You don't fool me Saintly..ah..sole/Br


anfoot/Dominance. As I sait, you twits with more than one sign on ALWAYS get caught out.

Now go away, you tedious little oik.

What baffles me Valerie is why you respond. If you've nothing constructive to say just ignore me. You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

One

Is it getting better or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now you’ve got someone to blame?
You say...

One pitch - one shed,
One day and then you’re dead.
For one month you get a player who’s sh!t,
Then he leaves you baby if you can’t pay for it.

Did ‘Arry disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had money and now you have to go without.
Well it's...

Too late, tonight, to drag your past out into the light.
We're one, but we're not the same
We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other
One...

Did you come here for forgiveness?
Have you come to pay your debt?
Are you hoping to play Jesus?
Well you’ve got Connolly instead.

Did you ask too much? More than a lot.
We owe you nothing, now it's all you’ve got.
We're one, but we're not the same,
Well, we hurt each other and we’ll do it again.

You say Kanu’s a legend, Sol’s a different class,
Guy is your saviour and the PST will last,
You ask the fans to pack the park but they cannot be 4rsed.
And I can't be holding on to what you got
When all you’ve got’s the past.

One pitch, one shed,
One judge, he’s got to do what he should,
One court case, then you’re dead.
One life, with each other, your sister is your mother.
One life, but we're not the same,
We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other.

One...

saintshorse101 wrote:
saintlysoul says...
10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13
You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.”

strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it,
1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent!
2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal!
3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal!
4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday
5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013.
6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there).
an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

angus mc coatup wrote:

stockysaint wrote:

St Retford wrote:
One of the things no one's mentioning about the penalty on Saturday is how well Rickie hit it. Watch it again: he absolutely CREAMED it. There's not a keeper in the history of the game that would have got anywhere near it.

Could not agree more, and the vast majority of his pens give the keeper very little chance.
Rickie and Le Tiss have taken 78 pens for Saints between them and only one has been saved - notice I write saved not missed,

mark crossley, notts forest.... saved It, I think.

stockysaint wrote:

Strasbourg Saint wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
ONE

One

Is it getting better or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now you’ve got someone to blame?
You say...

One pitch - one shed,
One day and then you’re dead.
For one month you get a player who’s sh!t,
Then he leaves you baby if you can’t pay for it.

Did ‘Arry disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had money and now you have to go without.
Well it's...

Too late, tonight, to drag your past out into the light.
We're one, but we're not the same
We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other
One...

Did you come here for forgiveness?
Have you come to pay your debt?
Are you hoping to play Jesus?
Well you’ve got Connolly instead.

Did you ask too much? More than a lot.
We owe you nothing, now it's all you’ve got.
We're one, but we're not the same,
Well, we hurt each other and we’ll do it again.

You say Kanu’s a legend, Sol’s a different class,
Guy is your saviour and the PST will last,
You ask the fans to pack the park but they cannot be 4rsed.
And I can't be holding on to what you got
When all you’ve got’s the past.

One pitch, one shed,
One judge, he’s got to do what he should,
One court case, then you’re dead.
One life, with each other, your sister is your mother.
One life, but we're not the same,
We don’t have to carry each other, carry each other.

One...

Absolutely superb, just woke the missus up laughing my ballacks off - ballacks see what I did there?

saintlysoul wrote:

saintshorse101 wrote:
saintlysoul says...
10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13
You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.”

strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it,
1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent!
2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal!
3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal!
4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday
5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013.
6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there).
an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

You obviously can't read!!! I never said Shaw had 'signed' I said he'd been given an 'extension' to his existing contract. In any event you've missed the point. In splitting hairs you've overlooked that in both instances Martin and Shaw NA knew nothing about it!!!! So how can you run a team where the manager is not knowing what the chairman is doing? You can't!

You lot simply don't want to face the truth NA is nearly history!!!!

saintlysoul wrote:

saintshorse101 wrote:
saintlysoul says...
10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13
You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.”

strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it,
1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent!
2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal!
3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal!
4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday
5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013.
6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there).
an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

You obviously can't read!!! I never said Shaw had 'signed' I said he'd been given an 'extension' to his existing contract. In any event you've missed the point. In splitting hairs you've overlooked that in both instances Martin and Shaw NA knew nothing about it!!!! So how can you run a team where the manager is not knowing what the chairman is doing? You can't!

You lot simply don't want to face the truth NA is nearly history!!!!

Folkestone Saint wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

saintshorse101 wrote:
saintlysoul says...
10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13
You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.”

strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it,
1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent!
2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal!
3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal!
4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday
5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013.
6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there).
an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

You obviously can't read!!! I never said Shaw had 'signed' I said he'd been given an 'extension' to his existing contract. In any event you've missed the point. In splitting hairs you've overlooked that in both instances Martin and Shaw NA knew nothing about it!!!! So how can you run a team where the manager is not knowing what the chairman is doing? You can't!

You lot simply don't want to face the truth NA is nearly history!!!!

I would like to point out one of the many rules you choose to ignore "•it is your sole responsibility to check the accuracy of any facts and opinions given on this website before entering into any commitment based upon them"
by repeating the sae old dross time and time again won't make it true

angus mc coatup wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

saintshorse101 wrote:
saintlysoul says...
10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13
You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.”

strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it,
1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent!
2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal!
3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal!
4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday
5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013.
6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there).
an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

You obviously can't read!!! I never said Shaw had 'signed' I said he'd been given an 'extension' to his existing contract. In any event you've missed the point. In splitting hairs you've overlooked that in both instances Martin and Shaw NA knew nothing about it!!!! So how can you run a team where the manager is not knowing what the chairman is doing? You can't!

You lot simply don't want to face the truth NA is nearly history!!!!

If you know so much, and nigel, ( in your opinion ) knows so little... of whats going on.added to the fact that you're so worried. why don't you get into contact with mr adkins and inform him of the situation that is obviously giving you great concern.I'm sure he would be greatly appreciative of any information. as he is so obviously kept in the dark over what is going on within the club.

Invidia wrote:
You have confused me even more now Seed, surely the correct evaluation is somewhere between the two valuations by the two parties so it would not be too difficult to come up with a true reflection of the grounds worth within a couple of thousand pounds that is and if they both agree to accept the evaluation end of story, one thing that came to mind is if the administerator Tevor Birch is trying to get a lesser figure for the Pompey trust to be able to afford surely that is not what he should be doing inasmuch as he should trying to get a better deal for the creditors who are owed money.

saintlysoul wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

saintshorse101 wrote:
saintlysoul says...
10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13
You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.”

strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it,
1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent!
2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal!
3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal!
4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday
5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013.
6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there).
an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

You obviously can't read!!! I never said Shaw had 'signed' I said he'd been given an 'extension' to his existing contract. In any event you've missed the point. In splitting hairs you've overlooked that in both instances Martin and Shaw NA knew nothing about it!!!! So how can you run a team where the manager is not knowing what the chairman is doing? You can't!

You lot simply don't want to face the truth NA is nearly history!!!!

If you know so much, and nigel, ( in your opinion ) knows so little... of whats going on.added to the fact that you're so worried. why don't you get into contact with mr adkins and inform him of the situation that is obviously giving you great concern.I'm sure he would be greatly appreciative of any information. as he is so obviously kept in the dark over what is going on within the club.

How do you know I haven't? Ever wondered where I get my information from?

saintlysoul wrote:

saintshorse101 wrote: saintlysoul says... 10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13 You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.” strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it, 1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent! 2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal! 3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal! 4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday 5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013. 6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there). an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

You obviously can't read!!! I never said Shaw had 'signed' I said he'd been given an 'extension' to his existing contract. In any event you've missed the point. In splitting hairs you've overlooked that in both instances Martin and Shaw NA knew nothing about it!!!! So how can you run a team where the manager is not knowing what the chairman is doing? You can't! You lot simply don't want to face the truth NA is nearly history!!!!

saintshorse101 wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

saintshorse101 wrote: saintlysoul says... 10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13 You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.” strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it, 1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent! 2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal! 3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal! 4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday 5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013. 6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there). an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

You obviously can't read!!! I never said Shaw had 'signed' I said he'd been given an 'extension' to his existing contract. In any event you've missed the point. In splitting hairs you've overlooked that in both instances Martin and Shaw NA knew nothing about it!!!! So how can you run a team where the manager is not knowing what the chairman is doing? You can't! You lot simply don't want to face the truth NA is nearly history!!!!

and you obviously cant even get facts right even when you post them for a second time!
shaw hasnt got a contract extension! shaw has a NEW contract! or will in july. shaw is currently on a academy scholar's contract, which is thought to have 2-3 years left on it. the NEW contract is a full contract, expected to be 5 years. if this was an extension as you state then it would only be a 2-3 year extension and thats not good for the player or the club. a little bit of research would go a long way. however saints fans dont need to research this as we know it.
why is it whenever someone corrects you, you resort to abuse and name calling. you do not know what is going on behind the doors at sfc. if i had the `knowledge` you pretend to have then the bookies would have lost a fortune! i have seen posters like you come and go on this site over the last 4 years, everyone of them has been proved to be wrong, and then proved not to be saints fans. if it wasnt so sad it would be funny!

angus mc coatup wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

saintshorse101 wrote:
saintlysoul says...
10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13
You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.”

strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it,
1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent!
2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal!
3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal!
4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday
5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013.
6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there).
an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

You obviously can't read!!! I never said Shaw had 'signed' I said he'd been given an 'extension' to his existing contract. In any event you've missed the point. In splitting hairs you've overlooked that in both instances Martin and Shaw NA knew nothing about it!!!! So how can you run a team where the manager is not knowing what the chairman is doing? You can't!

You lot simply don't want to face the truth NA is nearly history!!!!

If you know so much, and nigel, ( in your opinion ) knows so little... of whats going on.added to the fact that you're so worried. why don't you get into contact with mr adkins and inform him of the situation that is obviously giving you great concern.I'm sure he would be greatly appreciative of any information. as he is so obviously kept in the dark over what is going on within the club.

How do you know I haven't? Ever wondered where I get my information from?

ha ha,so you're telling me that you're in contact with nigel adkins.and he tells you what is happening within the inner sanctum sfc.

hahahaha.....what a tw@t

saintlysoul wrote:

Velleity wrote:
You don't fool me Saintly..ah..sole/Br


anfoot/Dominance. As I sait, you twits with more than one sign on ALWAYS get caught out.

Now go away, you tedious little oik.

What baffles me Valerie is why you respond. If you've nothing constructive to say just ignore me. You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.

saintlysoul wrote:

Folkestone Saint wrote:

saintlysoul wrote:

saintshorse101 wrote:
saintlysoul says...
10:23pm Mon 14 Jan 13
You make yourself look rather low and unintelligent in what you post.”

strange when people make themselves look unintellegent isnt it,
1 martin was not recalled from palace, loan was ended by, and this is the important word, "mutual" consent!
2 luke shaw has not signed a 5 yr deal!
3 luke shaw hasnt signed any deal!
4 luke shaw cant sign a deal until his 18th birthday
5 luke shaw will turn 18 on July 12, 2013.
6 how in this or any world can you know what NA knows? answer you cant (had to be careful there).
an intellegent man would have done some research regarding luke shaw before posting about him!

You obviously can't read!!! I never said Shaw had 'signed' I said he'd been given an 'extension' to his existing contract. In any event you've missed the point. In splitting hairs you've overlooked that in both instances Martin and Shaw NA knew nothing about it!!!! So how can you run a team where the manager is not knowing what the chairman is doing? You can't!

You lot simply don't want to face the truth NA is nearly history!!!!

I would like to point out one of the many rules you choose to ignore "•it is your sole responsibility to check the accuracy of any facts and opinions given on this website before entering into any commitment based upon them"
by repeating the sae old dross time and time again won't make it true

What does that mean the information I post is accurate one hundred per cent!