The 10 funniest football chants of the last decade

Daily Echo: The 10 funniest football chants of the last decade The 10 funniest football chants of the last decade

West Ham fans have been ranked top of the league when it comes to witty terrace chants.

The club's supporters have taken the honours in a search for the best football chant of the past decade, with a verse about Rio Ferdinand's spell on the bench for missing a drugs test.

Second in the poll, to launch fantasy football game Oulala, is a singalong by Fulham fans for striker Bobby Zamora, which borrows the tune of Dean Martin's Amore.

The winning chant by Hammers fans was aimed at their own former player who had gone on to play for Manchester United but had received a nine month ban, forcing him to sit on the sidelines. They sang, to the tune of Duran Duran's hit Rio: ''His name is Rio and he watches from the stand.''

Valery Bollier, co-founder of Oulala, says: ''We know that British football fans are among the most passionate in the world and they are rightly famous all over the world for their witty terrace chants.

''Our top 10 shows how humour and sport are completely interlinked - a good laugh can pick up your spirits when losing or add to your opponents' misery when you are winning.''

The poll was conducted among 1,500 football fans on behalf of Oulala.

:: Top 10 wittiest chants from the past decade:

1. ''His name is Rio and he watches from the stand'' - West Ham fans to Manchester United's Rio Ferdinand, sung to the tune of Duran Duran's Rio.

2. ''When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora'' - Fulham supporters hail their striker Bobby Zamora, sung to the tune of Dean Martin's That's Amore.

3. ''You should have stayed on the telly'' - Newcastle United fans to Alan Shearer, when the Match of the Day pundit led the team to relegation as manager.

4. ''He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane'' - Liverpool fans on the club's striker.

5. ''Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside'' - Manchester United fans singing about Liverpool's Luis Suarez.

6. ''Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas'' - Scotland fans to Italy's supporters in a World Cup qualifier in March 2007.

7. ''Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry'' - Chelsea fans saluted their captain Terry after his affair with former team-mate Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend, sung to the tune of Lord Of The Dance.

8. ''John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew'' - Aston Villa fans sang this about their player, to the Que Sera Sera song.

9. ''Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy'' - Newcastle United fans used this heckle on then-Chelsea player Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.

10. ''You only live round the corner'' - Fulham to Manchester United supporters, a chant now sung by many other London teams when they play at home to United.

What are the best chants you've heard at a Saints game? If they're clean, mention them in the comments below:

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3:30pm Tue 11 Mar 14

East stand benches says...

You're pompey til July has to be up there with the best.
You're pompey til July has to be up there with the best. East stand benches
  • Score: 18

3:31pm Tue 11 Mar 14

There's only one 'H' in 'Ampshire says...

I quite liked our unrepeatable version of Crystal Palaces' song last weekend
I quite liked our unrepeatable version of Crystal Palaces' song last weekend There's only one 'H' in 'Ampshire
  • Score: 3

3:34pm Tue 11 Mar 14

East stand benches says...

Although I do like the old classics like 'you're going home in a hampshire ambulance' and 'you'll never make the station'
Although I do like the old classics like 'you're going home in a hampshire ambulance' and 'you'll never make the station' East stand benches
  • Score: 3

3:37pm Tue 11 Mar 14

Santa Retfordia says...

The Jason Puncheon one was better than any of these...
The Jason Puncheon one was better than any of these... Santa Retfordia
  • Score: 18

3:38pm Tue 11 Mar 14

East stand benches says...

Forgot about the punch one. Hilarious
Forgot about the punch one. Hilarious East stand benches
  • Score: 4

3:43pm Tue 11 Mar 14

JGP says...

So in reality West Ham have the top two as the Zamora song started when we had him, before Fulham. And surely the Upton Park rendition of Blue Flag ought to be number 1 anyway - plus, you are missing "Harry Potter, he's coming for you" sung specially for JonJo Shelvey, another WHU special.
So in reality West Ham have the top two as the Zamora song started when we had him, before Fulham. And surely the Upton Park rendition of Blue Flag ought to be number 1 anyway - plus, you are missing "Harry Potter, he's coming for you" sung specially for JonJo Shelvey, another WHU special. JGP
  • Score: 18

3:56pm Tue 11 Mar 14

There's only one 'H' in 'Ampshire says...

What's time's your minibus?

To the handful of miserable Hartlepool fans
What's time's your minibus? To the handful of miserable Hartlepool fans There's only one 'H' in 'Ampshire
  • Score: 6

3:57pm Tue 11 Mar 14

There's only one 'H' in 'Ampshire says...

One ball, we've only got one ball.

After a long delay when the ball went down some steps into the concourse
One ball, we've only got one ball. After a long delay when the ball went down some steps into the concourse There's only one 'H' in 'Ampshire
  • Score: 8

4:10pm Tue 11 Mar 14

J7junctionseven says...

Saints away at Norwich last season and this season.
( "My Old Man's a Dustman" tune)
Delia Smith's a p!$$ head and cooking is a bore
When she sh@gs her husband
She thinks of Lukie Shaw

Class
COYR FOADP
Saints away at Norwich last season and this season. ( "My Old Man's a Dustman" tune) Delia Smith's a p!$$ head and cooking is a bore When she sh@gs her husband She thinks of Lukie Shaw Class COYR FOADP J7junctionseven
  • Score: 7

4:16pm Tue 11 Mar 14

J7junctionseven says...

" You've got a head like a Wotsit" to Dean Lewington
Saints v MK Dons
" You've got a head like a Wotsit" to Dean Lewington Saints v MK Dons J7junctionseven
  • Score: 12

4:18pm Tue 11 Mar 14

J7junctionseven says...

"Oh when the Saints go marching out"
Chelsea fans at St Mary's when they went 3-0 up and the normal suspects started leaving early
"Oh when the Saints go marching out" Chelsea fans at St Mary's when they went 3-0 up and the normal suspects started leaving early J7junctionseven
  • Score: -6

4:22pm Tue 11 Mar 14

CharlieGeorgesMissingFinger says...

"You're just a fat Spanish waiter" saints vs benitez
"You're just a fat Spanish waiter" saints vs benitez CharlieGeorgesMissingFinger
  • Score: 11

4:22pm Tue 11 Mar 14

J7junctionseven says...

" You're just a sh!t Rickie Lambert" to Graham Holt
Saints v Norwich
" You're just a sh!t Rickie Lambert" to Graham Holt Saints v Norwich J7junctionseven
  • Score: 7

4:24pm Tue 11 Mar 14

derek james says...

one from the early 80's when liverpool came was i'd rather be a ?????? than a scouse! you'd be ejected for singing it now
one from the early 80's when liverpool came was i'd rather be a ?????? than a scouse! you'd be ejected for singing it now derek james
  • Score: -1

4:25pm Tue 11 Mar 14

J7junctionseven says...

"Play up Bompey, Bompey play up"
Saints v Bournemouth when they started calling us scummers.
"Play up Bompey, Bompey play up" Saints v Bournemouth when they started calling us scummers. J7junctionseven
  • Score: 4

4:34pm Tue 11 Mar 14

iswhite10 says...

One of the funniest I heard was only a few weeks ago at the WBA game, just after we'd all been singing of various Saints, and indeed the whole team, but especially "Adam Lallana, he's off to Brazil", the West Brom fans piped up with, "Adam the Llama, he's off to the Zoo", well, it made me laugh at the time, and we'd just gone 1-0 up so was feeling generous!
One of the funniest I heard was only a few weeks ago at the WBA game, just after we'd all been singing of various Saints, and indeed the whole team, but especially "Adam Lallana, he's off to Brazil", the West Brom fans piped up with, "Adam the Llama, he's off to the Zoo", well, it made me laugh at the time, and we'd just gone 1-0 up so was feeling generous! iswhite10
  • Score: 13

4:36pm Tue 11 Mar 14

There's only one 'H' in 'Ampshire says...

" You're just a sh!t Rickie Lambert" also to fat Frank after Rickie buried a free kick and fat frank skied it
Saints Chelsea

The song regarding our opinion of his uncle were quite amusing as well
" You're just a sh!t Rickie Lambert" also to fat Frank after Rickie buried a free kick and fat frank skied it Saints Chelsea The song regarding our opinion of his uncle were quite amusing as well There's only one 'H' in 'Ampshire
  • Score: 4

4:38pm Tue 11 Mar 14

J7junctionseven says...

"We've got more fans than you"
MK Dons away JPT semi final
"We've got more fans than you" MK Dons away JPT semi final J7junctionseven
  • Score: 5

4:44pm Tue 11 Mar 14

J7junctionseven says...

"What's it like to be Pompey, what's it like to be poor
You signed Whittingham, We signed Pochettino, Pochettino, Pochettino
"What's it like to be Pompey, what's it like to be poor You signed Whittingham, We signed Pochettino, Pochettino, Pochettino J7junctionseven
  • Score: 8

4:59pm Tue 11 Mar 14

There's only one 'H' in 'Ampshire says...

To erstwhile Saints legend Mr Crouch

With you for your money, she's only with you for your money
Your wife's too good for you
And a song normally reserved for other Saints legend Kevin Philips alluding to a liaison with a Saints FA cup legend's other half
To erstwhile Saints legend Mr Crouch With you for your money, she's only with you for your money Your wife's too good for you And a song normally reserved for other Saints legend Kevin Philips alluding to a liaison with a Saints FA cup legend's other half There's only one 'H' in 'Ampshire
  • Score: 2

5:48pm Tue 11 Mar 14

Irate Wintonian says...

Away to Plymouth when Saints secured promotion back to the championship, also the day Osama Bin Laden was shot dead by US:

"I'd rather be bin laden than a skate"

Saints v Birmingham, sung to tune of ****-bah-ya (or however the hell you spell it) and aimed at convicted sex offender and lady beater Maron King:

"She said no Marlon, she said no, whoa Marlon, she said no"
Away to Plymouth when Saints secured promotion back to the championship, also the day Osama Bin Laden was shot dead by US: "I'd rather be bin laden than a skate" Saints v Birmingham, sung to tune of ****-bah-ya (or however the hell you spell it) and aimed at convicted sex offender and lady beater Maron King: "She said no Marlon, she said no, whoa Marlon, she said no" Irate Wintonian
  • Score: 1

5:52pm Tue 11 Mar 14

dadofmy3sons says...

Chelsea sang"Champions league you'll never win that."
Saints replied "Johnson's paint trophy, you'll never win that!"
even the Chelsea fans laughed
Chelsea sang"Champions league you'll never win that." Saints replied "Johnson's paint trophy, you'll never win that!" even the Chelsea fans laughed dadofmy3sons
  • Score: 41

5:58pm Tue 11 Mar 14

saint phil says...

Well, we could do with following Crystal Palace and relay get the place rocking.
Well, we could do with following Crystal Palace and relay get the place rocking. saint phil
  • Score: 4

6:13pm Tue 11 Mar 14

legod7 says...

J7junctionseven wrote:
" You're just a sh!t Rickie Lambert" to Graham Holt
Saints v Norwich
Graham Holt ? Do you mean Grant Holt
[quote][p][bold]J7junctionseven[/bold] wrote: " You're just a sh!t Rickie Lambert" to Graham Holt Saints v Norwich[/p][/quote]Graham Holt ? Do you mean Grant Holt legod7
  • Score: 8

6:45pm Tue 11 Mar 14

Velleity says...

Plymouth fans to us after an on-pitch incident:

"You dirty Northern b******s!"
Plymouth fans to us after an on-pitch incident: "You dirty Northern b******s!" Velleity
  • Score: 10

7:14pm Tue 11 Mar 14

TPFKARTSNINZ says...

This season, Arsenal fans' taunted us with ; "Adam Lallana, he's off to Man U."

We replied with "Robin Van Persie, he WENT to Man U!"
This season, Arsenal fans' taunted us with ; "Adam Lallana, he's off to Man U." We replied with "Robin Van Persie, he WENT to Man U!" TPFKARTSNINZ
  • Score: 16

7:28pm Tue 11 Mar 14

Sir Ad E Noid says...

East stand benches wrote:
Forgot about the punch one. Hilarious
Enlighten us then, I wasn't there, please.
[quote][p][bold]East stand benches[/bold] wrote: Forgot about the punch one. Hilarious[/p][/quote]Enlighten us then, I wasn't there, please. Sir Ad E Noid
  • Score: 1

7:43pm Tue 11 Mar 14

Norwegian Saint says...

West Ham also win the "Most repeated award" with.....
"HOOOOOOOF"
West Ham also win the "Most repeated award" with..... "HOOOOOOOF" Norwegian Saint
  • Score: 5

8:10pm Tue 11 Mar 14

sk119 says...

Heard a good one when we signed Tadanari Lee, to the tune of lord of the dance.

Lee Lee whoever you may be,
you eat dogs in your own country,
But it could be worse, you could be a skate,
Sha99ing your mum on a council estate!!!

I did like hearing 30,000 saints fans singing to Phil Thompson - sit down Pinocchio!!!!
Heard a good one when we signed Tadanari Lee, to the tune of lord of the dance. Lee Lee whoever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country, But it could be worse, you could be a skate, Sha99ing your mum on a council estate!!! I did like hearing 30,000 saints fans singing to Phil Thompson - sit down Pinocchio!!!! sk119
  • Score: 5

8:14pm Tue 11 Mar 14

saintforever says...

he s***s when he wants, he s***s when he wants
jason punchoen he s***ts when he wants
after jason p left the pitch during a game
he s***s when he wants, he s***s when he wants jason punchoen he s***ts when he wants after jason p left the pitch during a game saintforever
  • Score: 4

8:25pm Tue 11 Mar 14

saintgibbo says...

Is there a fire drill? Always makes me chuckle nomatter who chants it
Is there a fire drill? Always makes me chuckle nomatter who chants it saintgibbo
  • Score: 0

9:07pm Tue 11 Mar 14

The Straight Shooter says...

legod7 wrote:
J7junctionseven wrote:
" You're just a sh!t Rickie Lambert" to Graham Holt
Saints v Norwich
Graham Holt ? Do you mean Grant Holt
He doesn't know what he's on about. And he keeps posting non-funny chants. I don't think he's grasped the point of this particular thread.
[quote][p][bold]legod7[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]J7junctionseven[/bold] wrote: " You're just a sh!t Rickie Lambert" to Graham Holt Saints v Norwich[/p][/quote]Graham Holt ? Do you mean Grant Holt[/p][/quote]He doesn't know what he's on about. And he keeps posting non-funny chants. I don't think he's grasped the point of this particular thread. The Straight Shooter
  • Score: -3

9:08pm Tue 11 Mar 14

The Straight Shooter says...

J7junctionseven wrote:
"Play up Bompey, Bompey play up"
Saints v Bournemouth when they started calling us scummers.
Well that told them.
[quote][p][bold]J7junctionseven[/bold] wrote: "Play up Bompey, Bompey play up" Saints v Bournemouth when they started calling us scummers.[/p][/quote]Well that told them. The Straight Shooter
  • Score: -6

9:50pm Tue 11 Mar 14

saintbobby says...

Sir Ad E Noid wrote:
East stand benches wrote:
Forgot about the punch one. Hilarious
Enlighten us then, I wasn't there, please.
This was very unusual. Punch got caught short and ran off the field and straight down the tunnel.

After some minutes he returned and soon was seen laughing at the very true chant as to what he had had to do! Something about the loo!!
[quote][p][bold]Sir Ad E Noid[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]East stand benches[/bold] wrote: Forgot about the punch one. Hilarious[/p][/quote]Enlighten us then, I wasn't there, please.[/p][/quote]This was very unusual. Punch got caught short and ran off the field and straight down the tunnel. After some minutes he returned and soon was seen laughing at the very true chant as to what he had had to do! Something about the loo!! saintbobby
  • Score: 0

10:16pm Tue 11 Mar 14

sk119 says...

There's always the Rupert Lowe song to the tune of 'swing low'
There's always the Rupert Lowe song to the tune of 'swing low' sk119
  • Score: 2

10:43pm Tue 11 Mar 14

Dave Juson says...

Exeter City's "Have you ever played Brazil?" has to be the ultimate one-upmanship chant.
Exeter City's "Have you ever played Brazil?" has to be the ultimate one-upmanship chant. Dave Juson
  • Score: 6

5:27am Wed 12 Mar 14

White and red till dead says...

My all time fav was

Posh Spice is a sl@pper
Her knickers smell of cod,
And when she's sh@gging Beckham,
She thinks of Ormerod!"

at beckham whenever manure played, early 2000's
My all time fav was Posh Spice is a sl@pper Her knickers smell of cod, And when she's sh@gging Beckham, She thinks of Ormerod!" at beckham whenever manure played, early 2000's White and red till dead
  • Score: 6

7:22am Wed 12 Mar 14

BITUSA says...

I recall back in the day Charlie George had an accident involving i think a lawn mower and lost a digit or two, as a result the Man City fans sang to the tune of one man went to mow Charlie went to mow went to mow a meadow, 5 fingers 4 fingers 3 fingers, went to mow a meadow
I recall back in the day Charlie George had an accident involving i think a lawn mower and lost a digit or two, as a result the Man City fans sang to the tune of one man went to mow Charlie went to mow went to mow a meadow, 5 fingers 4 fingers 3 fingers, went to mow a meadow BITUSA
  • Score: 3

8:41am Wed 12 Mar 14

Positively4thStreet says...

dadofmy3sons wrote:
Chelsea sang"Champions league you'll never win that."
Saints replied "Johnson's paint trophy, you'll never win that!"
even the Chelsea fans laughed
Absolute perfection,should be in the top ten,if not number one.
Concise,witty,doesn'
t offend,and everyone ends up happy afterwards.
Brilliant.
[quote][p][bold]dadofmy3sons[/bold] wrote: Chelsea sang"Champions league you'll never win that." Saints replied "Johnson's paint trophy, you'll never win that!" even the Chelsea fans laughed[/p][/quote]Absolute perfection,should be in the top ten,if not number one. Concise,witty,doesn' t offend,and everyone ends up happy afterwards. Brilliant. Positively4thStreet
  • Score: 4

9:20am Wed 12 Mar 14

J7junctionseven says...

The Straight Shooter wrote:
legod7 wrote:
J7junctionseven wrote:
" You're just a sh!t Rickie Lambert" to Graham Holt
Saints v Norwich
Graham Holt ? Do you mean Grant Holt
He doesn't know what he's on about. And he keeps posting non-funny chants. I don't think he's grasped the point of this particular thread.
Oops. Yes I meant "Grunt Holt" not Graham.
Straight Shooter - Problem?
[quote][p][bold]The Straight Shooter[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]legod7[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]J7junctionseven[/bold] wrote: " You're just a sh!t Rickie Lambert" to Graham Holt Saints v Norwich[/p][/quote]Graham Holt ? Do you mean Grant Holt[/p][/quote]He doesn't know what he's on about. And he keeps posting non-funny chants. I don't think he's grasped the point of this particular thread.[/p][/quote]Oops. Yes I meant "Grunt Holt" not Graham. Straight Shooter - Problem? J7junctionseven
  • Score: 2

9:47am Wed 12 Mar 14

OSPREYSAINT says...

At a game when our supporters were kept in the Ground while the home fans were allowed to depart, our lads were chanting "You're not singing any more" at the empty stand opposite.
At a game when our supporters were kept in the Ground while the home fans were allowed to depart, our lads were chanting "You're not singing any more" at the empty stand opposite. OSPREYSAINT
  • Score: 3

10:57am Wed 12 Mar 14

The irate commuter says...

'We're all standing on a future block of flats'

Saints fans at F*atton Park a few years back
'We're all standing on a future block of flats' Saints fans at F*atton Park a few years back The irate commuter
  • Score: 5

11:13am Wed 12 Mar 14

Beer Monster says...

I'd be hard pushed (fnarr fnarr) to find a better one than Punch, especially after we serenaded him with it after he scored the winner against Real Sociedad at my missus' first game...

I believe we styled this one on the Arsenal fans chant for Viera;

"Delgado, oooeeeooo,
Delgado, oooeeeooo,
He comes from Ecuador,
he's going to f***ing score!"

England fans in Cologne, 2006, on the way to England vs Sweden;

"I'd rather be a cabbage than a Swede..."

This one sung by Hearts fans always makes me chuckle;

"He looks like a thumb,
he looks like a thuuuuuumb,
Leigh Griffiths, he looks like a thumb!"
I'd be hard pushed (fnarr fnarr) to find a better one than Punch, especially after we serenaded him with it after he scored the winner against Real Sociedad at my missus' first game... I believe we styled this one on the Arsenal fans chant for Viera; "Delgado, oooeeeooo, Delgado, oooeeeooo, He comes from Ecuador, he's going to f***ing score!" England fans in Cologne, 2006, on the way to England vs Sweden; "I'd rather be a cabbage than a Swede..." This one sung by Hearts fans always makes me chuckle; "He looks like a thumb, he looks like a thuuuuuumb, Leigh Griffiths, he looks like a thumb!" Beer Monster
  • Score: 0

2:01pm Wed 12 Mar 14

lowe esteem says...

JGP wrote:
So in reality West Ham have the top two as the Zamora song started when we had him, before Fulham. And surely the Upton Park rendition of Blue Flag ought to be number 1 anyway - plus, you are missing "Harry Potter, he's coming for you" sung specially for JonJo Shelvey, another WHU special.
Oh, you cheeky cockney sparrers.

You'd better take the credit for singing about the celebrity American pop star Fulham fan's many low down moments with his chimp too, then.
Always makes me laugh when I hear you lot singing it though, as if Jacko had loaned out some of his menagerie across London Town.
[quote][p][bold]JGP[/bold] wrote: So in reality West Ham have the top two as the Zamora song started when we had him, before Fulham. And surely the Upton Park rendition of Blue Flag ought to be number 1 anyway - plus, you are missing "Harry Potter, he's coming for you" sung specially for JonJo Shelvey, another WHU special.[/p][/quote]Oh, you cheeky cockney sparrers. You'd better take the credit for singing about the celebrity American pop star Fulham fan's many low down moments with his chimp too, then. Always makes me laugh when I hear you lot singing it though, as if Jacko had loaned out some of his menagerie across London Town. lowe esteem
  • Score: 0

2:03pm Wed 12 Mar 14

lowe esteem says...

Positively4thStreet wrote:
dadofmy3sons wrote:
Chelsea sang"Champions league you'll never win that."
Saints replied "Johnson's paint trophy, you'll never win that!"
even the Chelsea fans laughed
Absolute perfection,should be in the top ten,if not number one.
Concise,witty,doesn'

t offend,and everyone ends up happy afterwards.
Brilliant.
Sorry, no extra points for the PC mob, just for being funny, and a little subtle.
That's us, I s'pose.
[quote][p][bold]Positively4thStreet[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dadofmy3sons[/bold] wrote: Chelsea sang"Champions league you'll never win that." Saints replied "Johnson's paint trophy, you'll never win that!" even the Chelsea fans laughed[/p][/quote]Absolute perfection,should be in the top ten,if not number one. Concise,witty,doesn' t offend,and everyone ends up happy afterwards. Brilliant.[/p][/quote]Sorry, no extra points for the PC mob, just for being funny, and a little subtle. That's us, I s'pose. lowe esteem
  • Score: -1

2:11pm Wed 12 Mar 14

lowe esteem says...

J7junctionseven wrote:
"We've got more fans than you"
MK Dons away JPT semi final
...and that's allowing for our fan's boycott of a club/ground we didn't recognise.
All sing "The Wombles of Buckinghamshire are we?"
[quote][p][bold]J7junctionseven[/bold] wrote: "We've got more fans than you" MK Dons away JPT semi final[/p][/quote]...and that's allowing for our fan's boycott of a club/ground we didn't recognise. All sing "The Wombles of Buckinghamshire are we?" lowe esteem
  • Score: 0

4:29pm Wed 12 Mar 14

anderoo says...

Away to Yeovil in league 1
"Ive got a shed thats bigger than this . . . I got a shed thats bigger than this . . . It has a door and a window . . I got a shed . .etc
To the tune of Oh when the Saints
Away to Yeovil in league 1 "Ive got a shed thats bigger than this . . . I got a shed thats bigger than this . . . It has a door and a window . . I got a shed . .etc To the tune of Oh when the Saints anderoo
  • Score: 1

5:05pm Wed 12 Mar 14

guest74 says...

The poopey family one always makes me smile!

'your sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you're all sh#gging each other
the pompey family!!'

to the tune of the adams family
The poopey family one always makes me smile! 'your sister is your mother your father is your brother you're all sh#gging each other the pompey family!!' to the tune of the adams family guest74
  • Score: 1

6:55pm Wed 12 Mar 14

saintmicky says...

sk119 wrote:
Heard a good one when we signed Tadanari Lee, to the tune of lord of the dance.

Lee Lee whoever you may be,
you eat dogs in your own country,
But it could be worse, you could be a skate,
Sha99ing your mum on a council estate!!!

I did like hearing 30,000 saints fans singing to Phil Thompson - sit down Pinocchio!!!!
Yeah, The scouser's would sing 'we've got pinocchio and your car stereo', so funny, especially when Jon Arnie Riise scored that classic own goal!!
[quote][p][bold]sk119[/bold] wrote: Heard a good one when we signed Tadanari Lee, to the tune of lord of the dance. Lee Lee whoever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country, But it could be worse, you could be a skate, Sha99ing your mum on a council estate!!! I did like hearing 30,000 saints fans singing to Phil Thompson - sit down Pinocchio!!!![/p][/quote]Yeah, The scouser's would sing 'we've got pinocchio and your car stereo', so funny, especially when Jon Arnie Riise scored that classic own goal!! saintmicky
  • Score: 1

10:23pm Wed 12 Mar 14

Pedant says...

West Ham at Saints- Le Tiss playing

" We`ve got Di Canio, you`ve got Pinocchio"
West Ham at Saints- Le Tiss playing " We`ve got Di Canio, you`ve got Pinocchio" Pedant
  • Score: 1

1:02pm Thu 13 Mar 14

Licky_Rambert says...

i genuinely heard someone at this season's Chelsea away game singing - "live in a sh*thole, you frigging live in a sh*thole"...... that made me laugh
i genuinely heard someone at this season's Chelsea away game singing - "live in a sh*thole, you frigging live in a sh*thole"...... that made me laugh Licky_Rambert
  • Score: 1

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