SAINTS have composed a mock Tripadvisor review of the Swansea Marriott Hotel after their booking at the hotel was cancelled.

The club's preparations for the crucial Premier League win at Swansea City last night were disrupted when the Marriott decided to turn Saints away, due to a supposed virus at the premises.

Instead, Saints stayed at the Vale of Glamorgan Hotel, 33 miles away from the Liberty Stadium, near Cardiff.

The club were also denied a police escort through rush hour traffic and were asked to wait on the coach at the Liberty for up to 25 minutes, prompting Mark Hughes to march his team straight off the bus without delay. 

Despite the problems, Saints claimed a massive victory at the Swans, which virtually sealed Premier League safety. 

Now the club have written a cheeky review on Twitter, joining lots of fans who also came up with witty reviews of the hotel.