Hooiveld does enough to impress Benali (From Daily Echo)

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  Strasbourg Saint wrote:
  

  Strasbourg Saint wrote:

  St Retford wrote:

  Le Tissier's Nose wrote: Getting praise from Francis Benali is like pulling Vannessa Feltz on a night out.......at the time it seems good, but long term it's not really what you want!

  You've been there too, huh? She's absolute DYNAMITE but by christ does she hang around the next morning. I wouldn't mind but she got through a whole packet of croissants and drank all my best coffee.

  Croissants from a packet? Yuck! How common. How Mancunian! Mind you, I bet Vannessa thought she was at The Ritz!

  Talking of quality defenders, I see Graeme Murty has announced his retirement. Solid pro and decent bloke. Maybe Reading fans can have a whip round and buy him a packet of croissants and a good slapping with Vannessa.

  There was a big thing about it on Late Kick Off last night, including a really far out bit when they skyped his dad who did a big speech about how proud he was of his son. I can't help thinking they were a bit disappointed Murts didn't start crying like Gwyneth Paltrow after a night on the gin."
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