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    Mush On The Beach wrote:
    Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
    Changing the subject it's all very quiet down the road. They've unloaded very few players, are still stuck with all the high earners, still can't bring players in and the Trust still hasn't put a bid in. They do seem to like to cut it fine.

    Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    I feel a song coming on, it’s the Skunts at the end of their Holy Grail:

    MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead Skunts!
    ADMINSTRATOR: Here's one (Kanu) -- nine pence.
    KANU: I'm not dead!
    MORTICIAN: What?
    ADMINSTRATOR: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
    KANU: I'm not dead!
    MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
    ADMINSTRATOR: Yes, he is.
    KANU: I'm not!
    MORTICIAN: He isn't.
    ADMINSTRATOR: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
    KANU: I'm getting better! (I could play next season)
    ADMINSTRATOR: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
    MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
    KANU: I don't want to go in the cart! (I’m only 48)
    ADMINSTRATOR: Oh, don't be such a baby.
    MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
    ADMINSTRATOR: Oh, do us a favour...
    MORTICIAN: I can't.
    ADMINSTRATOR: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

    ADMINSTRATOR: Ah, thanks very much.
    MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you next month for the Liquidization.
    Quality!"
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Rodriguez edges closer to Saints move

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JAY Rodriguez looks set to complete his move to Saints in the next few days, with the striker expected to undergo a medical before the weekend.

A £7m fee has already been agreed for the 22-year-old Burnley forward, who is due to return from a holiday in Mexico today.

Saints are understood to have been discussing personal terms with Rodriguez’s advisors ahead of his arrival back in the country, and it is hoped the finishing touches can now be applied to the deal.

The Clarets’ star frontman could be put through his St Mary’s medical as early as today, with the indications being that it will likely happen at some stage in the next 48 hours.

Barring any late hitches, that should pave the way for Rodriguez to officially become a Saints player by early next week.

For more, see Thursday's Daily Echo.

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