Barking mad (From Daily Echo)

Barking mad

6:00am Saturday 9th July 2011

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A MALE member of our family has a fetish for women’s shoes and a penchant for sponges used to clean behind toilets.

These shocking revelations came to light as the hot summer sun beat down in the garden of The Blue Hayes Restaurant, near Romsey, on the occasion of my mum’s 80th birthday meal.

Nothing that a good dose of Cognitive Behavioural Therapy (CBT) couldn’t cure, I’d be bound.

It should perhaps be pointed out at this stage that Barney is a dog.

So what else did we learn as we waited for the roast beef and Yorkshire pudding?

Two female family members joined thousands of women of a certain age at the Take That concert at Wembley.

Apparently there wasn’t a dry seat in the house.

Happy birthday mum.

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