That which we call a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Read more and that other name is Kim, UKIP candidate for the Itchen constituency.

What terrible disasters befell poor Kim.

First his sausage rolls were deemed an attempt at bribery and corruption. Not only this but poor Kim could be a victim of the Hatton Garden jewellery heist.

Kim is a genuine and sincere man, who would not pull a stunt like this on purpose but I bet he couldn’t believe his luck at all the free publicity coming his way, especially as an election is oh so very near.

I will end with a little whimsy of fun.

A Rose was Red, Never Blue, Didn’t like Lib Dems, But UKIP will do.

PADDY MAXWELL, Southampton.