IT'S July 4, 1990.

England are in Italy preparing for their most important football game in 24 years - the World Cup semi-final against West Germany.

Bill and Monica are on holiday in Majorca trying to rebuild their troubled marriage.

Monica dreams of having an affair with Gary Lineker, the England star.

And she has been having a real affair of her own - with a friend of Bill's, travel writer Dan Hudson.

Things get really tricky when Dan unexpectedly arrives at the hotel where Bill and Monica are staying.

This popular play is brought to the stage by the Hamble Players at the Hamble Memorial Hall and runs until tomorrow night.

For more information, e-mail info@hambleplayers.co.uk.