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A gold medal shopping performance!

A gold medal shopping performance! A gold medal shopping performance!

I HAVE a confession to make. You know that manic mother with a pram, who has you fleeing out of the way for fear of being ankle clipped while out shopping? Well that was most definitely me the other day.

Free of Ben for the morning who was safely deposited in pre school, I was unleashed on the aisles for some extreme Christmas shopping.

Just me and Katie who was buckled in and briefed on the high speed ride on which she was about to embark.

My mission was to make a dent on present buying for the family. On the face of it I know it would seem that I had all the time in the world to shop til I drop but the reality is that with a three year old in tow, a baby in need of almost constant cuddling and severe sleep deprivation, I have not got it together enough to brave the shops with any real intent.

It meant that after a solid fourhours of sleep in the bank I was determined to hit the high street. I apologise to those unsuspecting members of the public who may have crossed my path that day. It was like the parting of the waves on more than one occasion. My old gripe of people using the lifts who have two perfectly good legs to use the stairs surfaced once again, but I refrained from barging them out of the way, preferring instead to simply edge my way in front of them using my cute daughter by way of distraction.

The result was that I managed to conquer five shops in little over an hour. Exhausted but ever so slightly high on adrenaline I retired to a coffee shop for some needed caffeine and reflected on how if they made shopping with a baby an Olympic sport I think I would be in with a shout.

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Comments(7)

mrs brand says...
5:17pm Tue 4 Jan 11

Err, this is so boring, as is your life.......You know that manic mother with a pram, who has you fleeing out of the way for fear of being ankle clipped while out shopping? Well that was most definitely me the other day. - wow is this really responsible, sociable behaviour from a Mother?!?!?

SpittingFire says...
10:10am Wed 5 Jan 11

Oh good grief Mrs Brand you are here too! You have some strong, feisty words for these bloggers! Your last point was a good one though.
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Ms Davies rights puts me off motherhood I can tell you, from her accounts, there is little joy to be had in it!

mrs brand says...
11:03pm Wed 5 Jan 11

Oh I know Spitting Fire.............hon
estly, you would think Mr Murray could afford two decent bloggers instead of these idiots!

truesaint67 says...
11:17am Thu 6 Jan 11

I quite like reading her blog. It reminds me of all the hassles of motherhood & often makes me smile. If it's not for you then don't read it. We all have different lifestyles & opinions...... No need to call people idiots

mrs brand says...
5:45pm Thu 6 Jan 11

TrueSaint - Mind your own business, you sound as dull as her!!

truesaint67 says...
10:33am Fri 7 Jan 11

Oh dear Mrs Brand can't take criticism I see. Nice to see a well thought out response. Always a sign of ignorance when you have to use exclamation marks to make a point. Yours dully Truesaint67

SpittingFire says...
12:50pm Fri 7 Jan 11

Ladies, let's not fight eh! And no need to start getting petty over Mrs Brand's use of punctuation in retaliation, Truesaint.
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Mrs Davies writes her blog well. It is cleverly devised and as you say Truesaint, it has its audience: I'm sure the content is of support to other new mums.
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Mrs Brand's earlier point though, as Ms Davies being in such a position to write of her adventures, 'fessing up to her manic behaviour towards others whilst she is out Christmas shopping is not the finest thing to do.
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She has an amount of respectability to maintain in writing about being a "mum about town", even though I'm sure new mothers' can empathise with her actions. But that sort of content is hardy "guiding new mums through the parenting maze".
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Still though, she writes better than other bloggers here, so I continue to read!

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