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Southampton man cut free after getting penis stuck in steel pipe


A MAN who got his genitalia stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by eight firefighters using an industrial grinder.

The heavy duty cutting gear had to be used to remove the three-inch long hollow pipe after medics were unable to release it.

The painstaking operation, which involved eight firefighters, took around an hour.

The drama began after the man took himself to the accident and emergency department of Southampton General Hospital.

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Restricted blood flow had left the man in a state of arousal, and unable to remove the pipe.

Staff there were so concerned that they phoned the emergency services and a crew from Redbridge Fire Station were initially dispatched.

But they had to bring in backup from St Mary’s station which has a fire truck equipped with specialist cutting gear.

A disc gutter cutter, with a four-and-a-half-inch blade, was used to slice open the stainless steel pipe.

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The man, in his 30s, offered no explanation for his predicament but was said to be “quite concerned and anxious”. He had been given an anaesthetic to prepare for the procedure.

St Mary’s crew manager Adrian Johnson said: “It was a very delicate operation. We did not want anything heating up.

The person who did it deserves a commendation for his nerve and steady hand.”

Meanwhile, watch manager Greg Garrett from Redbridge station added: “I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.”

The man’s private parts were left bruised and swollen.


Comments(72)

colinpickford1 says...
10:57am Thu 7 Jan 10

Ive heard of a rod of iron.....but come on. LOL.

Rudd Gillett says...
10:57am Thu 7 Jan 10

Silly boy!

Linesman says...
11:00am Thu 7 Jan 10

I can understand someone falling in love with a Pole, but a pipe!

The mind boggles!

Andy Locks Heath says...
11:00am Thu 7 Jan 10

I don't suppose his "state of arousal" hung around for too long when the angle grinder came towards it but it's always amusing to hear the tortured explanations of why bits of manhood end up stuck in the exhaust pipe of a moped and and any number of other exotic places (ask A&E nurses for stories!) - I expect he was just wandering round his garage naked because his clothes were all in the wash, and then he tripped and whoops, wouldn't you know it - stuck again.....All completely innocent.

Lone Ranger says...
11:13am Thu 7 Jan 10

Ok so we know the length of the pipe but what was the diameter. Its the diameter on this story that holds a lot of the answers.
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Was it a bit of copper pipe you use for domestic plumbing. Only half inch dia= not impressive.
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Steel pipe from mains gas in your house with 25mm dia= well ok
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Waste pipe from your kitchen sink = well quite impressive
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Seems like he "grew into it" as well. He must have had a wonderful picture in his mind!!

SW- sore-tips

Ian Branfoot says...
11:58am Thu 7 Jan 10

Name & Shame!!!!

Duncan Disorderly says...
12:00pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Must give him a ring sometime.....

security word "data-size" oo-er, missis!

Jammy Donut says...
12:01pm Thu 7 Jan 10

I know the Echo cub reporters must be naive but the is a lot of difference between genitalia which includes testicles. We wouldn't be embarrassed if the words "penis and erection" were used..........
I see the Headline now says "privates" - how long before this changes to "pipe **** up rescue"

Condor Man says...
12:13pm Thu 7 Jan 10

any pole's a goal

Mado says...
12:33pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Fantastic, reminds me of the film Something about Mary.

SomersetSaint says...
1:10pm Thu 7 Jan 10

May be he had a "pipe dream" that came true?

Treas says...
1:11pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Isn't it about time that Pompey got their own hospital?

S!mon says...
1:21pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Jammy Donut wrote:
I know the Echo cub reporters must be naive but the is a lot of difference between genitalia which includes testicles. We wouldn't be embarrassed if the words "penis and erection" were used.......... I see the Headline now says "privates" - how long before this changes to "pipe **** up rescue"
I'm offended you said "penis" and "erection".

Oh, look a flying pig!!

pomdownunder says...
1:22pm Thu 7 Jan 10

TwistedWitch wrote:
Thank you so much all of you posters. You have given me a great deal of pleasure with your comments, which I guess is a lot less than the pipe gave that stupid man! I have a friend in Aus who is an A&E nurse and she told me once how they had to remove a jar of peanut butter from the anus of a male patient. The first question I asked her was it crunchy or smooth, but apparently they were laughing so much no one thought to check.
LOL!!!! What the hell was the pipe man thinking about? It would have been so much easier with a blow up doll! how this story has made me laugh, but what about the peanut butter jar??? What the hell? I just can not imagine what was going on there and don't think I want to either! The world is one wonderful place!

rjfmusic says...
1:55pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Why didn't they just make him stand outside for a few minutes - I know what this weather does to me!

Linesman says...
2:13pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Treas wrote:
Isn't it about time that Pompey got their own hospital?
If he took himself to Southampton General Hospital, I doubt very much that he would have travelled from Pompey, not in this weather unless, of course, these sort of situations are a regular occurence in Southampton!

Airbus says...
2:14pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Eight firefighters,and back up! One to hold the pipe, one to use the cutter and six to have a good laugh! I hope they video-ed it. Purly for training purposses,or You-TUBE!!

NPC says...
2:22pm Thu 7 Jan 10

was said to be “quite concerned and anxious”.

Not embarassed then!!!! What kind of dick (no pun intended) does this kind of thing?? What a waste of hospital/fire services time, hope they bill him for it. IDIOT!!!!

Reggie1 says...
2:27pm Thu 7 Jan 10

He obviously got a thing about Coppers!!

freemantlegirl2 says...
2:58pm Thu 7 Jan 10

OMG,lolol have been in stitches at these posts (esp. Rudd). Has really made my day but the poor guy he must be mortified to say the least. Let the first man who has never put his manhood (I prefer that to penis lol) in a strange place at some time in his life cast the first stone ;) I hope they sent him a female firefighter! :P

Perhaps the Echo should do one of their surveys on who has put where, or not in their life LOL! wonder how many respondents they would get !?

wilson castaway says...
3:17pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Saving Ryans Privates.

King Mush says...
3:48pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Same happened last year when a local trucker was 'trapped' whilst engaging in similar activity with his beloved lorry's exhaust pipe.

Emergency services were called to release him and then he was taken to the General Hospital. Made a full recovery but diagnosed as HGV Positive.

downfader says...
4:38pm Thu 7 Jan 10

There is said to be a small box of trinkets that have been kept over the years from all the odd-bods like this that have gone to Southampton General.
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Pens, wax vegetables, whisky jars, ahem....

My View from the Hill says...
4:52pm Thu 7 Jan 10

This puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "Pumping Iron"

I can't stop laughing at this man's predicament, and the sympathetic comments on here, LMAO

Annieoldiron says...
5:22pm Thu 7 Jan 10

LOL Downfader, I can add a few to your list! Fishing line , knitting needles, 3 inch nails, light bulbs, beer bottles, live hampsters, (Mice if you cant afford a hampster will do) running vibrators, , carrots, bananas just to mention a few. My fave was a cast iron ring, would only go one way!! The Emerg orderly was sent out to buy a new hack-saw for the job, no anesthetic, and one man hardly daring to breathe let alone move. The list is endless, but that's just part of the day's work in a busy downtown Emerg!!

Soulrebel One says...
5:25pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Maybe someone told him to fill in a poll and he got the wrong end of the stick(or pole even?)

yummy_mummy says...
5:49pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Hmmmm.... are we talking a man's idea of 3 inches or a woman's?!

Owl says...
5:56pm Thu 7 Jan 10

A hard act to follow!

OSPREYSAINT says...
6:30pm Thu 7 Jan 10

When asked to take it out of the pipe, he said "I conduit". Well that went down the tube didn't it?

foghorn says...
6:44pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Sounds like a rude tube moment

Ivan Issue says...
6:47pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Perhaps metal Mickey SPLIT ON HIM

Security

wife-tiny

PMSL

Tye-Dye says...
7:41pm Thu 7 Jan 10

OSPREYSAINT wrote:
When asked to take it out of the pipe, he said "I conduit". Well that went down the tube didn't it?
Didn't get lost on me Osprey, work in the electrical field and LOL'd big time, 10/10 sir. What a story, thank you Echo for putting this on, cheered a lot of peep's up in these cold winter days. p.s, whats wrong with a good old fashioned Henry Hoover at least its got an off button........did I say that out loud??? :?

Brite Spark says...
7:44pm Thu 7 Jan 10

I hear on the grapevine that he was a scaffolder who had been working on a new erection.

forest hump says...
8:12pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Meanwhile, watch manager Greg Garrett from Redbridge station added: “I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.”

Steady on Greg! it's not that envigorating!

oh_my_days says...
8:17pm Thu 7 Jan 10

oh my days!!!!!!!

EELS MAN says...
8:19pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Frank & beans ouch :-(
sw skin-hurt

Southampton Heart says...
8:27pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Perhaps he was learning how to "play with pipes"?.

My View from the Hill says...
8:29pm Thu 7 Jan 10

My View from the Hill wrote:
yummy_mummy wrote:
Southy, I told you it would end it tears didn't I?!
It has gone a bit quiet from Southy, maybe he is nursing his swollen and bruised bits.

I don't think we will read a funnier this year, the comments have had me in stitches
It has gone a bit quiet from Southy, maybe he is nursing his swollen and bruised bits.

I don't think we will read a funnier story this year, the comments have had me in stitches.

See what I mean I missed a word out last time because I was crying with laughter

Linesman says...
8:58pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Interviewed by an Echo reporter, the victim, who wishes to remain anonymous, said 'I made a ****-up!'

Nuff Sed!

artytoit says...
9:14pm Thu 7 Jan 10

This gives the phrase 'laying some pipe' a whole new meaning!

oy oy sava-mpton boi says...
9:26pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Pipe down you lot - Its not that funny

O no wait yes it is... I wonder if he took the pipe home for a cuddle afterwards?

Lord Ikea says...
9:50pm Thu 7 Jan 10

Do you know what they did with the useless piece of scrap? They sent him home in a taxi.....

Duckorange says...
10:05pm Thu 7 Jan 10

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
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On second thoughts... perhaps not

frantic-frog says...
1:05am Fri 8 Jan 10

Has anyone else noticed the ironic ads that share this page? One for pipe benders, another for the Organ donor register and one for Rhino pipe tube, lol, it's a wonderful world.

cygnus says...
7:40am Fri 8 Jan 10

The only reason for having eight firefighters is the other seven were all wetting themselves with laughter.
I bet this chap had plenty of visitors to check out the situation.
How gutted.

freemantlegirl2 says...
8:46am Fri 8 Jan 10

I don't think I've laughed so much for ages at the comments here, v funny although I guess the pipe layer doesn't think so but there you go lol! I'm still trying to work out 'why' but I guess we'll never know! :p

Big Mac says...
9:01am Fri 8 Jan 10

Willy have to go back for a check-up, or willy find it too hard to face them again?!

danm says...
9:20am Fri 8 Jan 10

i've heard of any holes a goal like but this one jesus how funny stupid one eye how embarrasing cheered me up this am . what goes through these peoples heads sometimes i wonder... ummmm i just accidently slipped and... yeah what ever wierdo

Jammy Donut says...
9:32am Fri 8 Jan 10

With so much interest I expect the "Pet Shop Boys" will include Southampton on their next tour

normsted says...
10:10am Fri 8 Jan 10

Try and say :- Pete the pervert pushed his purple penis partly through the peice of plastic pipe.
Say it 5 times quickly.............
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what a numcskull,OK it was stainless but it wouldnt fit in .

Jonnymc says...
11:52am Fri 8 Jan 10

Sheep.. stick with the sheep you fool !

X Old Bill says...
12:07pm Fri 8 Jan 10

Jonnymc wrote:
Sheep.. stick with the sheep you fool !
Or in this weather - Penguins!

RJCogburn says...
12:47pm Fri 8 Jan 10

A cheaper alternative to viagra I suppose & a more permanent solution.Did he get the pipe on perscription!?

Jerry Parsons says...
12:51pm Fri 8 Jan 10

King Mush wrote:
Same happened last year when a local trucker was 'trapped' whilst engaging in similar activity with his beloved lorry's exhaust pipe. Emergency services were called to release him and then he was taken to the General Hospital. Made a full recovery but diagnosed as HGV Positive.
I heard he had van-aerial disease

Red Shirt says...
2:32pm Fri 8 Jan 10

I got mine caught in a vacuum cleaner once, very painful.
The bloke at the shop wasn't very happy about it at the time but eventually we all saw the funny side!

St.DaveH says...
2:57pm Fri 8 Jan 10

Jerry Parsons wrote:
King Mush wrote: Same happened last year when a local trucker was 'trapped' whilst engaging in similar activity with his beloved lorry's exhaust pipe. Emergency services were called to release him and then he was taken to the General Hospital. Made a full recovery but diagnosed as HGV Positive.
I heard he had van-aerial disease
LDV?

King Mush says...
5:28pm Fri 8 Jan 10

Jerry Parsons wrote:
King Mush wrote:
Same happened last year when a local trucker was 'trapped' whilst engaging in similar activity with his beloved lorry's exhaust pipe. Emergency services were called to release him and then he was taken to the General Hospital. Made a full recovery but diagnosed as HGV Positive.
I heard he had van-aerial disease
Ouch- lol!

Da Lamki says...
5:48pm Fri 8 Jan 10

Red Shirt wrote:
I got mine caught in a vacuum cleaner once, very painful.
The bloke at the shop wasn't very happy about it at the time but eventually we all saw the funny side!
Once the commotion had died down, did the bloke in the shop make you buy the vacuum; after all, it was now "soiled goods" and unlikely that anyone else would buy it.

Jesus_02 says...
6:28pm Fri 8 Jan 10

My View from the Hill wrote:
This puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "Pumping Iron"

I can't stop laughing at this man's predicament, and the sympathetic comments on here, LMAO
"pumping iron" gets my vote for best innuendo.

HOW?

SW no joke

once-wood LOL!!!

forest hump says...
6:50pm Fri 8 Jan 10

"Doctor I've got a cricket ball stuck in my buttocks!" the patient cried. "How's that then???" the Doctor responded. "Don't you start" he retorted.

realistic lover says...
10:02pm Fri 8 Jan 10

He was obviously a plumber trying to measure a pipe by using his initiative... and something else.

josh_drakester says...
10:35pm Fri 8 Jan 10

Lol!!!

freemantlegirl2 says...
11:58am Sat 9 Jan 10

I would have actually loved to see this article on the Echo's video news, who at Redbridge would have been able to keep a straight face and not contort themselves laughing when reading this out.. :D

pmsl@foresthump!

forest hump says...
5:22pm Sat 9 Jan 10

sloppy reporting! It fails to reveal what the pipe diameter was!

worried of e sussex says...
5:29pm Sat 9 Jan 10

got caught with mine in the bacon slicer once by the head butcher, he me and her!

westongirl says...
5:34pm Sun 10 Jan 10

what a freak!!! pmsl

worried of e sussex says...
5:38pm Sun 10 Jan 10

worried of e sussex wrote:
got caught with mine in the bacon slicer once by the head butcher, he me and her!
should have read "he sacked me & her!"

Liberty Belle says...
6:47pm Sun 10 Jan 10

Shared laughter from the USA! :) This is my first visit to the Bournemouth Echo site. Thanks to you, the damaged gentleman and his "magic pipe," I'm hooked! Thanks for a delicate subject well handled. Oh! There are too MANY pun(ny) opportunities here! Heh heh

Jerry Parsons says...
8:25pm Sun 10 Jan 10

Liberty, glad you enjoyed these posts. This story has been the talk in all the pubs this weekend.

OSPREYSAINT says...
7:34pm Mon 11 Jan 10

worried of e sussex wrote:
got caught with mine in the bacon slicer once by the head butcher, he me and her!
Please don't sit near the bacon slicer we are getting a little behind with our orders...

Annieoldiron says...
8:01pm Mon 11 Jan 10

A gent presented to Emerg, complaining of an upset stomach, and would only talk to a male nurse or Doctor. He ended up in surgery for the removal of a running vibrator no wonder it was upset with all that jiggling going on!!!

Another had a 3 inch nail UP the center of his penis. Story was, he was painting his kitchen ceilling, fell off the ladder, right onto the nail, which went in, not thru!! Of course, we took his word for it, but how is one expected to keep a straight face, bet the firemen had the same problem as we did!!

pillowtalk says...
12:28pm Tue 12 Jan 10

Some of these stories are sick...the man with the nail in his penis but funny. I have never taken sympathy on anyone and find situations like these rather amusing!! And by the way i never expect any sympathy back lol


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