FANS OF surreal and witty comedies are in for a treat at the Minerva Theatre, Chichester.

Botho Strauss's play Seven Doors, which runs there from July 9 to September 25, is billed as a "sketch show of dreams".

Among the bizarre scenarios presented are a security guard who employs his own bodyguard, two monks who exchange holiday snaps and a man who is picked by computer to be the most insignificant person on the planet.

The play has been translated from the original German by Jeremy Sams and stars Steven Beard as The Prophet of Doom and Darlene Johnson as The Tenant and Lady with Microphone.

Tickets cost from £15. Box office: 01243 781312.