Ten station fitness course will keep Southampton feeling fit (From Daily Echo)

"Southampton City Council continues offer free and accessible ways for residents to keep fit and stay healthy".
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I am so glad that the State is providing for us - how ever did we stay fit and thin in the old days?

Adrian Smith wrote:
"Southampton City Council continues offer free and accessible ways for residents to keep fit and stay healthy". . I am so glad that the State is providing for us - how ever did we stay fit and thin in the old days?

Ummm but that would mean the good British public thinking for themselves...

Is it time to bring back rationing?

I always like to think positive on projects such as these, but can you really see the fatties getting off bums to do something decent for themselves? The reason they're fat is because they really have no self-respect.
Maybe it would be better if they were forced to do this!

you want less fat people, remove the lifts and escalators to the fast food joints and gyms, and all public buildings.
replace lift doors with ones that only open 36 inches, so no-one with bigger waists can get in them.
have a minimum fare on buses of £10 per bus stop if you travel less than 10 stops, fine taxis for picking up short trips of under £5
and lastly.
put a treadmill on cake shop doors, so you can only buy 50% of what calories you run off in cream cakes.
any more ideas? come on this is funny huh?

samantha pia wrote:
you want less fat people, remove the lifts and escalators to the fast food joints and gyms, and all public buildings. replace lift doors with ones that only open 36 inches, so no-one with bigger waists can get in them. have a minimum fare on buses of £10 per bus stop if you travel less than 10 stops, fine taxis for picking up short trips of under £5 and lastly. put a treadmill on cake shop doors, so you can only buy 50% of what calories you run off in cream cakes. any more ideas? come on this is funny huh?

I'm sure the Disability Discrimination Act would stop your first paragraph! There are acres of free parks to use. Sadly they are rarely used. I've only ever seen the free tennis courts used occasionally and kids don't seem to play football as they used to. 20 years ago we were playing football on the old Bitterne Manor School field then going home to watch the World Cup. Not seeing that sort of thing today.

samantha pia wrote:
you want less fat people, remove the lifts and escalators to the fast food joints and gyms, and all public buildings.
replace lift doors with ones that only open 36 inches, so no-one with bigger waists can get in them.
have a minimum fare on buses of £10 per bus stop if you travel less than 10 stops, fine taxis for picking up short trips of under £5
and lastly.
put a treadmill on cake shop doors, so you can only buy 50% of what calories you run off in cream cakes.
any more ideas? come on this is funny huh?

A 36 inch opening equates to approximatively a 114 inch diameter waist. And you think that's OK?

Yep, that's funny.

Stillness wrote:

samantha pia wrote:
you want less fat people, remove the lifts and escalators to the fast food joints and gyms, and all public buildings.
replace lift doors with ones that only open 36 inches, so no-one with bigger waists can get in them.
have a minimum fare on buses of £10 per bus stop if you travel less than 10 stops, fine taxis for picking up short trips of under £5
and lastly.
put a treadmill on cake shop doors, so you can only buy 50% of what calories you run off in cream cakes.
any more ideas? come on this is funny huh?

A 36 inch opening equates to approximatively a 114 inch diameter waist. And you think that's OK?

Yep, that's funny.

you know what i mean lol

ball-milk is not a very nice password who thinks these up?

We'll never change the fat people, just look around the supermarkets and the baskets/trolleys, fatties have loads of dairy products and the slim people have veg and salad.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I was in Tesco recently and the most humongust woman was shopping.... guess what? Full fat milk, cheese and potatoes were in the trolley. To think they want to change and to top it off the fat woman had the cheek to stand at the door whilst the partner bought the car to the waiting point!!!

I'd have made the fattie walk home!

Hantslad wrote:
We'll never change the fat people, just look around the supermarkets and the baskets/trolleys, fatties have loads of dairy products and the slim people have veg and salad.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I was in Tesco recently and the most humongust woman was shopping.... guess what? Full fat milk, cheese and potatoes were in the trolley. To think they want to change and to top it off the fat woman had the cheek to stand at the door whilst the partner bought the car to the waiting point!!!

I'd have made the fattie walk home!

I think you will find that potatoes live in the same isle as all the other veg.