Saints out to ruin Newcastle's French party

Alan Pardew Alan Pardew

Sacré bleu, Newcastle is turning French on Sunday.

Alan Pardew and his ten signings from across the Channel are ready to welcome Saints with a distinctly Gallic theme that might well make Morgan Schneiderlin feel at home.

‘Le Toon’ are going all continental to celebrate their new found link with our European partners as they host a first ever ‘French Day’ ahead of the crucial clash with Mauricio Pochettino’s men.

St James’ Park will be covered with Tricolore banners while fans are being encouraged to use the on-site face painters and immerse themselves in the French theme, no doubt meaning some dodgy costumes.

They are even going as far as having a French themed sing-a-long at half time.

It’s all because Newcastle doubled the French contingent in their squad during January.

They now boast ten French players in the shape of Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, Massadio Haidara, Mathieu Debuchy, Yohan Cabaye, Moussa Sissoko, Hatem Ben Arfa, Romain Amalfitano, Sylvain Marveaux, Gabriel Obertan, Yoan Gouffran.

“I think this is a fantastic idea,” said Yohan Cabaye.

“The French players who were here last season and the players who arrived in January are very proud to be here and to play for Newcastle United so it will be very special to see our fans celebrating our culture and sharing it with us.

“The support from our fans and our teammates is a big reason why players have wanted to come here to Newcastle. We hope to repay that support on the pitch by giving the best performances we can.”

Pardew added: “It's not just on the pitch that our French players have had an impact since they've arrived.

“The city has really taken to them as well and the players have spoken about how much they've appreciated the welcome they've been given and seeing things like French flags in the crowd.”

Saints will be hoping to dampen the spirits by picking up three points against their former boss that will take them another large step along the way to safety.

Comments(74)

cotswoldsaint says...
7:40am Fri 22 Feb 13

Bon idee. Trois points pour les Saints j'espere. Allez les rouges! (COYR!)

RedArmy1 says...
8:03am Fri 22 Feb 13

WE GO TO WIN.

WE HAVE THE FIREPOWER TO GET THE GOALS + STRIKE OPTIONS.

(Otherwise MP would have invested in the transfer Window)

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.

Expecting Fireworks and an AWAY VICTORY.

RF - RED ARMY READY TO FIGHT AND WIN.

WE RULE THE SOUTH + WE H8 POMPEY

RED ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMY

SaintAsh1964 says...
8:16am Fri 22 Feb 13

598 years ago, the brave English Soldiers passed through the Bargate on their way to a famous victory in Agincourt, and today our boys in red and thin white stripes head north to do battle with the old enemy again and will return victorious with a 3-1 win under their belts!

Seedhouse the Unrepentant says...
8:18am Fri 22 Feb 13

Lets do the double and really take the pressure off.

St.Yorkie says...
8:21am Fri 22 Feb 13

Allez les rouges!

Stroppy_gramps says...
8:21am Fri 22 Feb 13

couldn't agree more Seed, this is a big game and another lovely 3 points would be perfect.

By my dodgy calculations we could be up to 11th if the other results go our way this weekend.....

that would shut a few people up

mack chinnon says...
8:24am Fri 22 Feb 13

This game has the potential to knock the wind out of our sails.
Anyway come on Oldham.

Folkestone Saint says...
8:38am Fri 22 Feb 13

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
Lets do the double and really take the pressure off.
When will the new count-down begin, I would work it out but I have to go to work

Seedhouse the Unrepentant says...
8:44am Fri 22 Feb 13

Folkestone Saint wrote:
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
Lets do the double and really take the pressure off.
When will the new count-down begin, I would work it out but I have to go to work
The final countdown will commence as soon as his awesomeness the judge announces the date.

Ganja Jungle says...
9:02am Fri 22 Feb 13

I think a draw is possible but we play to win, Adam has to start if he fit enough now.

CHARLIE TAYLOR says...
9:05am Fri 22 Feb 13

Prepare to meet your Waterloo, Bonny Le Lads !

Strasbourg Saint says...
9:06am Fri 22 Feb 13

French half-time sing-a-long? Oh merde! :(

Tirau Dan says...
9:12am Fri 22 Feb 13

how many of ours were Pards players? Rickie, Jose, Punch, Frazer came in and went out injured, I think the rest were Saints already or have all gone.
When you look at the style Saints play today compared to the terminally slow hoof ball we played in drawing and losing to some of the L1 teams on ploughed paddocks you have to say thanks for the memory, lets hope we never slip back that far again. I think the lads have a very new fresh ruthless go for it approach which going to tear apart any team that doesn't prepare. If ever I believe we can tear apart a club it's this one. If the ref lets the game flow and doesn't let them shirt pull and foul we will come away handsome winners.
It's the first time I've felt this cockiness for ages...

Toot Allore Toon are goon doon
COYR

WECOMING4U says...
9:18am Fri 22 Feb 13

It's going to be a real tough one. Come on you Saints.

franiow says...
9:19am Fri 22 Feb 13

No neutral fancies us for this game, so we will win with the element of surprise. Funny time for a party...isn't it usually reserved for last game of the season...unless they think they will be facing relegation then :-) Come on Rickie...trois goals.

SaintMax says...
9:41am Fri 22 Feb 13

You cant avoid the fact that within just over two days of playing us, their squad has spent 8 hours on a plane, and several of their team played a hard game.
We have had 2 weeks to prepaure, galvanise even more so as a team, and allowing MP to run the rule of them.
You have to say that all this combined with our form is extremely positive for a Saints win.

mack chinnon says...
9:43am Fri 22 Feb 13

If you want to go to the Liverpool game you had better act quick. Just been down to get mine and there are not many left.

Mush On The Beach says...
10:03am Fri 22 Feb 13

I’ve been without it for 2 weeks and frankly I’m gagging for it.
Cheick Tioté red card and SRL to score the winner, get down the bookies now.

warrens 76 says...
10:10am Fri 22 Feb 13

We must take our chances...allowing for citehs howlers albeit due to our pressue we are still not hitting the target anywere near enough against the chances made....

...We will come under a lot of pressure Sunday and the new pressing method will need to be strong and not give soft goals away and miss chance after chance.....mufco we were best and lost because of just that...ditto Wigan for a draw...Everton for a draw and on etc

Defence worries me because of a few seconds of switching off costing us again and again and again and again...

However right back in october I posted we would stay up if we could take an average percentage of chances....

Our chances created are amongst the very best in the divivion however our conversion ratio is atrocious...

On Sunday I shall do my best to advise team to score however our stand is so far back from the pitch those staying at home will be closer to the action!

Beer Monster says...
10:39am Fri 22 Feb 13

Je voudrais dix bieres, s'il vous plait?

Strasbourg Saint says...
10:51am Fri 22 Feb 13

Beer Monster wrote:
Je voudrais dix bieres, s'il vous plait?
Trois pour nous, peut-être, monstre de bière?

Puddletown Saint says...
10:56am Fri 22 Feb 13

mack chinnon wrote:
If you want to go to the Liverpool game you had better act quick. Just been down to get mine and there are not many left.
Only 22 tickets left for the Liverpool game. Most in the families.

With the next four games I can see eight points:

Toon - Draw
QPR - Win
Norwich - Draw
Liverpool - Win

That gives us 35 points and within touching distance. Punch will then be given his contract, Reeves will stay at Southend and AP will claim the credit for bringing Saints back from the brink.

There all threads tidied up - and for the record 1-1 on Sunday.

warrens 76 says...
11:06am Fri 22 Feb 13

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Beer Monster wrote:
Je voudrais dix bieres, s'il vous plait?
Trois pour nous, peut-être, monstre de bière?
Ich habe eine grüss bier..sie haben kliener bier..

Wir haben mehr grüssen bier...unfallen folgen!

ps Miene deutsch ist schreklich..

Bier vom fass im Newcastle ist ausgezeichnet..

SaintMax says...
11:10am Fri 22 Feb 13

My prediction is we will be all over them with sustained pressure for most of the first half, and will go in 1 up.
Second half we will score again just after the break, they will sneak one back but we will go onto win

1 - 3.

RedArmy1 says...
11:13am Fri 22 Feb 13

This is not about being the best side (ref manure away). This is about getting the WIN.

PUNCH WILL STEP UP FOR THIS ONE.

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.

RED ARMY 2012. COYR
WE FIGHT. WE WIN.

Strasbourg Saint says...
11:14am Fri 22 Feb 13

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
French half-time sing-a-long? Oh merde! :(
Danser à ton papa, chanter à ta maman,
Danser à ton papa, à ta maman chanter;
Tu doit avoir un poissony sur un petit platy
Tu doit avoir un poissony lorsque le bateau est en.

Strasbourg Saint says...
11:19am Fri 22 Feb 13

warrens 76 wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Beer Monster wrote:
Je voudrais dix bieres, s'il vous plait?
Trois pour nous, peut-être, monstre de bière?
Ich habe eine grüss bier..sie haben kliener bier..

Wir haben mehr grüssen bier...unfallen folgen!

ps Miene deutsch ist schreklich..

Bier vom fass im Newcastle ist ausgezeichnet..
Acording to Google Translate, you're already drunk, Warrens .....

(translation) I greet .. a beer they have kliener beer ..

We follow more beer ... unfallen greet!

ps mine is German schreklich ..

Beer barrel in Newcastle is excellent ..

Mine's a bitter, bitte!

Invidia says...
11:27am Fri 22 Feb 13

Nouvo castille "Les Miserable"

RedArmy1 says...
11:37am Fri 22 Feb 13

RedArmy1 wrote:
This is not about being the best side (ref manure away). This is about getting the WIN. PUNCH WILL STEP UP FOR THIS ONE. WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON. RED ARMY 2012. COYR WE FIGHT. WE WIN.
RF/REDARMY 2013.

Our AWAY FORM has been good AND OUR SUPPORT HAS BEEN MAGNIFICENT.

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.

bfsaint says...
11:37am Fri 22 Feb 13

With the weather that is predicted in the north east this weekend all the toons French players will be running out with gloves and tights. Morgan has been over here for years so he doesn't need to man up. Newcastle players wont have the bottle in the cold. Easy win by three

Velleity says...
11:41am Fri 22 Feb 13

Je blâme Guly

Pooley says...
11:42am Fri 22 Feb 13

SaintAsh1964 wrote:
598 years ago, the brave English Soldiers passed through the Bargate on their way to a famous victory in Agincourt, and today our boys in red and thin white stripes head north to do battle with the old enemy again and will return victorious with a 3-1 win under their belts!
Brilliant!

Pooley says...
11:46am Fri 22 Feb 13

Joder. Normalamente la gente aqui no tiene ni p*ta idea come escibir en su propia lengua!!! y ahora mira.....
Vamos Los Rojos!

Mush On The Beach says...
11:48am Fri 22 Feb 13

bfsaint wrote:
With the weather that is predicted in the north east this weekend all the toons French players will be running out with gloves and tights. Morgan has been over here for years so he doesn't need to man up. Newcastle players wont have the bottle in the cold. Easy win by three
And they call us Southern softies the Northern monkeys that will be fun to see.
Les Tiits ooooot Biffa.

BracknellSaint says...
12:00pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Proper big game, but strangely don't think it's a huge pressure one for us.
If we win( which i think we will, 1-2) it's great.
Should it be a draw, it's another step in the right direction, and a good away point.
If(which I really don't think we will) lose, the teams below us still can't overhaul us this week, and Newcastle would still be in touching distance, so not a disaster.
I think the boys should pay with a bit of freedom and enjoy it, without feeling too nervous, and hopefully the win will come more smoothly
COYS!

Block41row0sfc says...
12:02pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Dear o dear. Hopefully while they are living in fairyland will be smashing them 6-0.

Confucious says...
12:17pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Looks like the entire Newcastle squad is French then:

Fries

Tickler Letter Doors Horn

Polish Toast Windows Mustard

Dressing Bread

milton road says...
12:28pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Think this is a huge game and a point would be good, 3 would be fantastic.
We need to play the way we did against city, with no daft corners.
The way we play and the effort we put in, also pushes teams to their limit.
Not sure there will be any changes other than Shaw. Its not about who is the best player but who suits the way of play best.
Being fair I thought Fox did okay against City
I think Ramirez and Adam will need to be sharper and move the ball faster to get a starting spot at the mo. Both have had a couple of weeks now to get into the MP groove, let's hope they have. Two quality players who with a little tweeking can be brilliant.
Not sure you can play them together though, hope to be proved wrong. See this as 1-1.

milton road says...
12:37pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Lol Lawro has us down to get beat.
As he did against, Villa, Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton, M Utd Wigan and City, so we got a chance.

Tirau Dan says...
12:51pm Fri 22 Feb 13

So Pards has an "i manginot line"
It ain't gonna stop the Saints Invasion.
Us by at least 3...

One Heart....One Vision says...
12:52pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Le Toon will be soon waving their "white flags" after the mighty glorious Saints have defeated them.

Come on Saints...stick it up em...they don't like it up them !!!

Mush On The Beach says...
12:59pm Fri 22 Feb 13

There were a few Newcastle players rested for the visit to Metalist Kharkiv and they got the right result, so Pardew did well. Moussa Sissoko looks like yet another class signing from the Graham Carr scouting school.
If Carlsberg did Youth Academy and French scouting success it would be Southampton vs Newcastle.

Salar says...
1:09pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote: French half-time sing-a-long? Oh merde! :(
Danser à ton papa, chanter à ta maman, Danser à ton papa, à ta maman chanter; Tu doit avoir un poissony sur un petit platy Tu doit avoir un poissony lorsque le bateau est en.
"Canny", as Jack Ford would say. ;-)

El Santo says...
1:10pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
French half-time sing-a-long? Oh merde! :(
I thought it was a Daily Echo joke... it will be a pleasure to beat them with all them flags!

Little Hitler says...
1:17pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Amazing, Mark Lawrenson's predicted us to lose AGAIN!

I think that's about 9 weeks in a row now.

Moron!

st1halo says...
1:17pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Allez le Saints, vous pouvez battre cette merde francaise!
Pour Pochy, Pour Southampton, Pour L 'Angleterre!


SJCQJM

warrens 76 says...
1:38pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
warrens 76 wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Beer Monster wrote:
Je voudrais dix bieres, s'il vous plait?
Trois pour nous, peut-être, monstre de bière?
Ich habe eine grüss bier..sie haben kliener bier..

Wir haben mehr grüssen bier...unfallen folgen!

ps Miene deutsch ist schreklich..

Bier vom fass im Newcastle ist ausgezeichnet..
Acording to Google Translate, you're already drunk, Warrens .....

(translation) I greet .. a beer they have kliener beer ..

We follow more beer ... unfallen greet!

ps mine is German schreklich ..

Beer barrel in Newcastle is excellent ..

Mine's a bitter, bitte!
I got it from google translate!!!!

Outside of the Box says...
1:47pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Yanga-Mbiwa, Haidara, Debuchy, Cabaye, Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Amalfitano, Marveaux, Obertan, Gouffran, onions sellers compared to our French masterpiece

And its Morgan Schneiderlin,
Morgan Schneiderlin you'll see,
He's by far the greatest Frenchman
The Prem has ever seen.

And its Morgan Schneiderlin,
Morgan Schneiderlin you'll see,
He's by far the greatest Frenchman
The Prem has ever seen.

Alicesdad says...
1:48pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
French half-time sing-a-long? Oh merde! :(
Danser à ton papa, chanter à ta maman,
Danser à ton papa, à ta maman chanter;
Tu doit avoir un poissony sur un petit platy
Tu doit avoir un poissony lorsque le bateau est en.
Brilliant ...
Strasbourg Saint you are wasted on this site !!

Alicesdad says...
1:57pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Confucious wrote:
Looks like the entire Newcastle squad is French then:

Fries

Tickler Letter Doors Horn

Polish Toast Windows Mustard

Dressing Bread
.. and on the bench
Kiss, Resistance, Riviera, Lace and Toilet (there was also mention of Surrender being available but I'm trying to keep it friendly)

Outside of the Box says...
1:57pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Alicesdad wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
French half-time sing-a-long? Oh merde! :(
Danser à ton papa, chanter à ta maman,
Danser à ton papa, à ta maman chanter;
Tu doit avoir un poissony sur un petit platy
Tu doit avoir un poissony lorsque le bateau est en.
Brilliant ...
Strasbourg Saint you are wasted on this site !!
Totally agree PMSL, great one Strassy

Folkestone Saint says...
2:05pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Little Hitler wrote:
Amazing, Mark Lawrenson's predicted us to lose AGAIN!

I think that's about 9 weeks in a row now.

Moron!
So long as he keep's getting it wrong I don't give a shot

Alicesdad says...
2:05pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Alicesdad wrote:
Confucious wrote:
Looks like the entire Newcastle squad is French then:

Fries

Tickler Letter Doors Horn

Polish Toast Windows Mustard

Dressing Bread
.. and on the bench
Kiss, Resistance, Riviera, Lace and Toilet (there was also mention of Surrender being available but I'm trying to keep it friendly)
I hear Knickers was dropped

SaintMax says...
2:07pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Little Hitler wrote:
Amazing, Mark Lawrenson's predicted us to lose AGAIN!

I think that's about 9 weeks in a row now.

Moron!
he is just a lazy pundit. On paper, Saints goint to Newcastle would be a home win.
He doesnt bother to consider form and their workload in the last few days and our form on our travels in the last 10 games.

A lazy 'thatched cottage hair do'd' cnut.

El Santo says...
2:08pm Fri 22 Feb 13

milton road wrote:
Lol Lawro has us down to get beat.
As he did against, Villa, Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton, M Utd Wigan and City, so we got a chance.
He still thinks we are there to be beaten by anyone... no arguments whatsoever on his prediction. I mean, if Nuke-assle are so much better... how comes we have the same points??? Well, I hope they think they should beat us easy, that would catch them off guard.

Saintsayer II says...
2:09pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
Lets do the double and really take the pressure off.
When will the new count-down begin, I would work it out but I have to go to work
The final countdown will commence as soon as his awesomeness the judge announces the date.
April 19th

SaintMax says...
2:09pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Little Hitler wrote:
Amazing, Mark Lawrenson's predicted us to lose AGAIN!

I think that's about 9 weeks in a row now.

Moron!
he is just a lazy pundit. On paper, Saints goint to Newcastle would be a home win.
He doesnt bother to consider form and their workload in the last few days and our form on our travels in the last 10 games.

A lazy 'thatched cottage hair do'd' cnut.

Mush On The Beach says...
2:09pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Outside of the Box wrote:
Alicesdad wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
French half-time sing-a-long? Oh merde! :(
Danser à ton papa, chanter à ta maman,
Danser à ton papa, à ta maman chanter;
Tu doit avoir un poissony sur un petit platy
Tu doit avoir un poissony lorsque le bateau est en.
Brilliant ...
Strasbourg Saint you are wasted on this site !!
Totally agree PMSL, great one Strassy
I hear it’s all having an interesting change affect on the Geordie vernacular ... Why aye Monsieur.

Scarborosaint says...
2:21pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Going to hazard a guess and say that the most influential Frenchmen will be wearing red and white pin stripes , if we can get in front the Geordie crowd are notorious for getting on their backs !! Hats off to NU though £26 for a ticket and £5 for under 18s , the sellout saints supporters will make some noise when we win !!

Saintsayer II says...
2:24pm Fri 22 Feb 13

How do we think Alain de Pardeui will come at us Long balls over the top or try to play through

Seedhouse the Unrepentant says...
2:25pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Saintsayer II wrote:
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
Folkestone Saint wrote:
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
Lets do the double and really take the pressure off.
When will the new count-down begin, I would work it out but I have to go to work
The final countdown will commence as soon as his awesomeness the judge announces the date.
April 19th
Nope. That is the date by which it must have been heard at the latest said the judge. Depending on the court diary it could be well before then.

J7junctionseven says...
2:41pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Lawrenson has a face nearly as baggy as baggychops Rednapp and wears shirts nobody else would dream of wearing.
Let's suss the clueless knobwand out yet again and prove he is the worst pundit out there.
1-3 Saints. COYR FOML FOADP

J7junctionseven says...
2:42pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Lawrenson has a face nearly as baggy as baggychops Rednapp and wears shirts nobody else would dream of wearing.
Let's suss the clueless knobwand out yet again and prove he is the worst pundit out there.
1-3 Saints. COYR FOML FOADP

Seedhouse the Unrepentant says...
2:57pm Fri 22 Feb 13

I can't go to Newcastle now but will be listening in. Is that right we've sold out our allocation for a game the other end of the country?

Amazing support, amazing fans, the best. The bestest in fact. The bestest bestest everest anywhereest....

spyware says...
3:00pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Saints' have not done particulary well on their visits to Newcastle.

Not since the 96-97 season when we last beat them.

From then up to the present time, we have played 9 games and only come away with one draw.

But I think we have a great chance this weekend to stop that unwanted 'run' .

Mush On The Beach says...
3:20pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I can't go to Newcastle now but will be listening in. Is that right we've sold out our allocation for a game the other end of the country?

Amazing support, amazing fans, the best. The bestest in fact. The bestest bestest everest anywhereest....
Don’t be so ridiculous Seed. We all know the bestest bestest fans (TM) goes to those Blue Few scum down at Farton.
Amazing absentees, amazing lack of pledges, the worst. The worstest in fact. The worstest worstest everest anywhereest.. PUP (Pledge Up Poopey)
Come on Judge Pickles.

torbay george says...
4:43pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Allez Le Rouge!!!!!

Strasbourg Saint says...
5:20pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Alicesdad wrote:
Alicesdad wrote:
Confucious wrote:
Looks like the entire Newcastle squad is French then:

Fries

Tickler Letter Doors Horn

Polish Toast Windows Mustard

Dressing Bread
.. and on the bench
Kiss, Resistance, Riviera, Lace and Toilet (there was also mention of Surrender being available but I'm trying to keep it friendly)
I hear Knickers was dropped
This is a seriously funny thread and I've enjoyed playing my part from up here in Yorkshire, but, IMO, the 'French' squad of Confucious and Alicesdad tops the lot.

Pooley's right, though, we seem to be better at foreign languages than our own.

warrens 76 says...
6:00pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Alicesdad wrote:
Alicesdad wrote:
Confucious wrote:
Looks like the entire Newcastle squad is French then:

Fries

Tickler Letter Doors Horn

Polish Toast Windows Mustard

Dressing Bread
.. and on the bench
Kiss, Resistance, Riviera, Lace and Toilet (there was also mention of Surrender being available but I'm trying to keep it friendly)
I hear Knickers was dropped
This is a seriously funny thread and I've enjoyed playing my part from up here in Yorkshire, but, IMO, the 'French' squad of Confucious and Alicesdad tops the lot.

Pooley's right, though, we seem to be better at foreign languages than our own.
French leave?

French and Saunders?

SaintinCanada says...
6:17pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Mush On The Beach wrote:
Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I can't go to Newcastle now but will be listening in. Is that right we've sold out our allocation for a game the other end of the country?

Amazing support, amazing fans, the best. The bestest in fact. The bestest bestest everest anywhereest....
Don’t be so ridiculous Seed. We all know the bestest bestest fans (TM) goes to those Blue Few scum down at Farton.
Amazing absentees, amazing lack of pledges, the worst. The worstest in fact. The worstest worstest everest anywhereest.. PUP (Pledge Up Poopey)
Come on Judge Pickles.
No - the absentee-est, absentee-est, no-show-uppest, boo-their-own-sidest
, pack-the-parkest....
.aw sod it - I'll have another beer instead.

Clever Dick says...
6:28pm Fri 22 Feb 13

warrens 76 wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Alicesdad wrote:
Alicesdad wrote:
Confucious wrote:
Looks like the entire Newcastle squad is French then:

Fries

Tickler Letter Doors Horn

Polish Toast Windows Mustard

Dressing Bread
.. and on the bench
Kiss, Resistance, Riviera, Lace and Toilet (there was also mention of Surrender being available but I'm trying to keep it friendly)
I hear Knickers was dropped
This is a seriously funny thread and I've enjoyed playing my part from up here in Yorkshire, but, IMO, the 'French' squad of Confucious and Alicesdad tops the lot.

Pooley's right, though, we seem to be better at foreign languages than our own.
French leave?

French and Saunders?
Onions was unavailable as he was off playing cricket. It's good that Dressing made the side though otherwise he would have been cross!

SaintMax says...
7:43pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Alicesdad wrote:
Alicesdad wrote:
Confucious wrote:
Looks like the entire Newcastle squad is French then:

Fries

Tickler Letter Doors Horn

Polish Toast Windows Mustard

Dressing Bread
.. and on the bench
Kiss, Resistance, Riviera, Lace and Toilet (there was also mention of Surrender being available but I'm trying to keep it friendly)
I hear Knickers was dropped
This is a seriously funny thread and I've enjoyed playing my part from up here in Yorkshire, but, IMO, the 'French' squad of Confucious and Alicesdad tops the lot.

Pooley's right, though, we seem to be better at foreign languages than our own.
Pooley as in of the Richard variety?

waxrose says...
7:51pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Oh boy Frogs legs for team breakfast or a Saints celebration after match dinner party

Strasbourg Saint says...
8:45pm Fri 22 Feb 13

Clever Dick wrote:
warrens 76 wrote:
Strasbourg Saint wrote:
Alicesdad wrote:
Alicesdad wrote:
Confucious wrote:
Looks like the entire Newcastle squad is French then:

Fries

Tickler Letter Doors Horn

Polish Toast Windows Mustard

Dressing Bread
.. and on the bench
Kiss, Resistance, Riviera, Lace and Toilet (there was also mention of Surrender being available but I'm trying to keep it friendly)
I hear Knickers was dropped
This is a seriously funny thread and I've enjoyed playing my part from up here in Yorkshire, but, IMO, the 'French' squad of Confucious and Alicesdad tops the lot.

Pooley's right, though, we seem to be better at foreign languages than our own.
French leave?

French and Saunders?
Onions was unavailable as he was off playing cricket. It's good that Dressing made the side though otherwise he would have been cross!
Bad news, French Riviera has passed a fitness test and starts. With him in the side, I fear Les Toons will COAST to victory.

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