Saints have hoodoos to bury (From Daily Echo)

Southampton boy wrote:
No x-saint playing for them is there so may be its our time to win in London or a draw will do I believe in the man and the team there is sll time to turn it around if e ca stay in touch with 4th and 5th from bottom until Jan and we are abe to get players in we can still turn it aorund but we must believe in NA and NC to get us there COYR's

OSPREYSAINT wrote:
Are they using that picture to tease OCD sufferers? For Farce and Knet it's the equivalent of a **** flick, they will be on here in a flash. Hope they have plenty of Kleenex.

SO50 Saint wrote:
I take it that is the infamous tan picture then? I was actually expecting him to look more like an oompa loompa than that though.

Tirau Dan wrote:
I love getting news of my home town via The Echo and do like following Saints and have been back and have met many of the regular posters from these threads.. Good people! Email correspondence with the guys at the Echo from time to time in the last few years... also excellent.. The lads do support Saints. I'll continue to support these threads but have to say this one is a new low the Pompey lot would enjoy. Hoo Doo Stats when broken can be raised after a successful outing but a few decent facts about wishes of luck from the local newspaper for the local football team would be a good and decent thing in their hour of need. Come on Echo are you Red or faded Blue through and through.

promised land wrote:
And it continues. The Echo rolling out the stats. The Echo has an obsession with statistics ?

kent141 wrote:
That is obviously the Chernobyl special sun tan.

kent141 wrote:
Hoodoos, voodoos, tinderloos and a very bad tan are the ready made excuses for QPR then.

kent141 wrote:
That is obviously the Chernobyl special sun tan.

SO50 Saint wrote:
That only works at home before games against Charlton maybe next season Osprey.

SO50 Saint wrote:
OSPREYSAINT says...
9:22am Wed 14 Nov 12

SO50 Saint wrote:
That only works at home before games against Charlton maybe next season Osprey.
Charlton are only mid table, not looking like a promotion candidate. We may have to wait a bit longer.”

I like the confidence Osprey good man

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

kent141 wrote:
If there is a power failure at Loftus Rd they could plug the glowing one into the mains for a instant fix

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

Puddletown Saint wrote:
Hoodoos are as bad as poor squad selection and bad subs.

NA - keep the same team as last Saturday and we will see the difference
1-2 to the Saints Come ON

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

OSPREYSAINT wrote:
I guess it is impossible to ask everyone to ignor kent, but if you look at the Goalkeeping thread, it has been conducted with a lot of conflicting views and a not a single interuption by a Troll or a WUM. It can be done sensibly, but when you have Mr Stupid attention seeking kent or farce and the like it spoils the Forum and responding to them is their meat and drink..

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I was busy bricking and gassing last night when I got quiet peckish so I turned the oven on to heat up some supper.

Silly me I'd only left a brace of skunts in there! Anyone want a bricked, gassed singed skunt?

Made my hotpot taste of fish :(

kent141 wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

Well he is on another planet when he makes substitutions

scooter75 wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I was busy bricking and gassing last night when I got quiet peckish so I turned the oven on to heat up some supper.

Silly me I'd only left a brace of skunts in there! Anyone want a bricked, gassed singed skunt?

Made my hotpot taste of fish :(

You have some odd hobbies, try stamp collecting or morris dancing

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I was busy bricking and gassing last night when I got quiet peckish so I turned the oven on to heat up some supper.

Silly me I'd only left a brace of skunts in there! Anyone want a bricked, gassed singed skunt?

Made my hotpot taste of fish :(

You have some odd hobbies, try stamp collecting or morris dancing

I lied.

I was actually at a dinner with a Bank of England economist. Chatting at the bar afterwards he turned out to be a Leeds fan. When I mentioned your lot he compared Pompeys financial predicament with that of Greece - we did laugh!

Bwana23 wrote:

Tirau Dan wrote:
I love getting news of my home town via The Echo and do like following Saints and have been back and have met many of the regular posters from these threads.. Good people! Email correspondence with the guys at the Echo from time to time in the last few years... also excellent.. The lads do support Saints. I'll continue to support these threads but have to say this one is a new low the Pompey lot would enjoy. Hoo Doo Stats when broken can be raised after a successful outing but a few decent facts about wishes of luck from the local newspaper for the local football team would be a good and decent thing in their hour of need. Come on Echo are you Red or faded Blue through and through.

Hi Dan, Good comments!! I am back in Auckland so will make contact soon so we can meet for a beer. COYR Eric (Bwana)

Mush On The Beach wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I was busy bricking and gassing last night when I got quiet peckish so I turned the oven on to heat up some supper.

Silly me I'd only left a brace of skunts in there! Anyone want a bricked, gassed singed skunt?

Made my hotpot taste of fish :(

You have some odd hobbies, try stamp collecting or morris dancing

I lied.

I was actually at a dinner with a Bank of England economist. Chatting at the bar afterwards he turned out to be a Leeds fan. When I mentioned your lot he compared Pompeys financial predicament with that of Greece - we did laugh!

Bank of England, Leeds and Poopey, one word springs to mind ..... Unimaginable, irreversible Debt.
I hope you abused his bar tab

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote: Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

Well he is on another planet when he makes substitutions

He may look like a walking Glowstick but he has unwavering support among the legions of fans who are happy with the results.

RedArmy1 wrote:
THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON are taking a shedload of fans for the game against QPR.

Remember plymouth away - palace away - watford away - millwall away .

THIS Will BE ANOTHER CLASSIC GAME FOR THE FANS AND WE WILL DOMINATE ON THE STREETS AND TERRACES.

WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

GET YOURSELF UP FOR THIS ONE.

WE ARE RED ARMY. COYR.
ONLY 3 POINTS WILL DO !!

scooter75 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:
I guess it is impossible to ask everyone to ignor kent, but if you look at the Goalkeeping thread, it has been conducted with a lot of conflicting views and a not a single interuption by a Troll or a WUM. It can be done sensibly, but when you have Mr Stupid attention seeking kent or farce and the like it spoils the Forum and responding to them is their meat and drink..

Just ignore him and he will go away.

SO50 Saint wrote:
I must say well done echo for mentioning Bury in the headline. I wonder how that football club got on in their last football match on Saturday?

scooter75 wrote:

Seedhouse the Unrepentant wrote:
I was busy bricking and gassing last night when I got quiet peckish so I turned the oven on to heat up some supper.

Silly me I'd only left a brace of skunts in there! Anyone want a bricked, gassed singed skunt?

Made my hotpot taste of fish :(

You have some odd hobbies, try stamp collecting or morris dancing

kent141 wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

Well he is on another planet when he makes substitutions

kent141 wrote:
That is obviously the Chernobyl special sun tan.

saintshorse101 wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote: Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

Well he is on another planet when he makes substitutions

He may look like a walking Glowstick but he has unwavering support among the legions of fans who are happy with the results.

echo take note, if the BBC put this many repeats on they would lose all of their viewing figures! you seem to have a problem with your software, it keeps putting the same posts from 2 months ago on every thread! can you get an IT expert in to look at this please. i know it cant be 141/scooter/farce as he/she is safetly tucked away in infant school.
i do feel sorry for 141/scooter/farce as in the past he/she would have been taken to see the local pediatrician, but they have been long chased off of the island by the knuckle draggers! dont worry 141/scooter/farce in the civilised world we know the difference and still have pediatrician`s, so if you do ever escape the island you can get yourself to a propper doctor who can sort out your multiple personalities.

scooter75 wrote:
Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

scooter75 wrote:
Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

scooter75 wrote:

saintshorse101 wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote: Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

Well he is on another planet when he makes substitutions

He may look like a walking Glowstick but he has unwavering support among the legions of fans who are happy with the results.

echo take note, if the BBC put this many repeats on they would lose all of their viewing figures! you seem to have a problem with your software, it keeps putting the same posts from 2 months ago on every thread! can you get an IT expert in to look at this please. i know it cant be 141/scooter/farce as he/she is safetly tucked away in infant school.
i do feel sorry for 141/scooter/farce as in the past he/she would have been taken to see the local pediatrician, but they have been long chased off of the island by the knuckle draggers! dont worry 141/scooter/farce in the civilised world we know the difference and still have pediatrician`s, so if you do ever escape the island you can get yourself to a propper doctor who can sort out your multiple personalities.

What the heck is that all about ?

Sainty saint saint wrote:

scooter75 wrote:
Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

MD

Tirau Dan wrote:

Bwana23 wrote:

Tirau Dan wrote:
I love getting news of my home town via The Echo and do like following Saints and have been back and have met many of the regular posters from these threads.. Good people! Email correspondence with the guys at the Echo from time to time in the last few years... also excellent.. The lads do support Saints. I'll continue to support these threads but have to say this one is a new low the Pompey lot would enjoy. Hoo Doo Stats when broken can be raised after a successful outing but a few decent facts about wishes of luck from the local newspaper for the local football team would be a good and decent thing in their hour of need. Come on Echo are you Red or faded Blue through and through.

Hi Dan, Good comments!! I am back in Auckland so will make contact soon so we can meet for a beer. COYR Eric (Bwana)

Hi Eric.. yes.. would love to catch up. Still at the Putaruru Club! St Roger is over in Rotorua now.. look forward to seeing you

Tirau Dan wrote:

Tirau Dan wrote:

Bwana23 wrote:

Tirau Dan wrote:
I love getting news of my home town via The Echo and do like following Saints and have been back and have met many of the regular posters from these threads.. Good people! Email correspondence with the guys at the Echo from time to time in the last few years... also excellent.. The lads do support Saints. I'll continue to support these threads but have to say this one is a new low the Pompey lot would enjoy. Hoo Doo Stats when broken can be raised after a successful outing but a few decent facts about wishes of luck from the local newspaper for the local football team would be a good and decent thing in their hour of need. Come on Echo are you Red or faded Blue through and through.

Hi Dan, Good comments!! I am back in Auckland so will make contact soon so we can meet for a beer. COYR Eric (Bwana)

Hi Eric.. yes.. would love to catch up. Still at the Putaruru Club! St Roger is over in Rotorua now.. look forward to seeing you

Eric I hope you caught this... though danger of losing the msg in the dross
Cheers

Tirau Dan wrote:

Tirau Dan wrote:

Bwana23 wrote:

Tirau Dan wrote:
I love getting news of my home town via The Echo and do like following Saints and have been back and have met many of the regular posters from these threads.. Good people! Email correspondence with the guys at the Echo from time to time in the last few years... also excellent.. The lads do support Saints. I'll continue to support these threads but have to say this one is a new low the Pompey lot would enjoy. Hoo Doo Stats when broken can be raised after a successful outing but a few decent facts about wishes of luck from the local newspaper for the local football team would be a good and decent thing in their hour of need. Come on Echo are you Red or faded Blue through and through.

Hi Dan, Good comments!! I am back in Auckland so will make contact soon so we can meet for a beer. COYR Eric (Bwana)

Hi Eric.. yes.. would love to catch up. Still at the Putaruru Club! St Roger is over in Rotorua now.. look forward to seeing you

Eric I hope you caught this... though danger of losing the msg in the dross
Cheers

scooter75 wrote:
The players initials are A P and he is in playing in europe but will be joining a premierclub in jan and saints are in the box seat to get him.

GX Saint wrote:

scooter75 wrote:
Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

I would love it to be Felipe Oliveira since you asked for the initials

SaintPC wrote:

scooter75 wrote:
The players initials are A P and he is in playing in europe but will be joining a premierclub in jan and saints are in the box seat to get him.

enlighten us further....

St Retford wrote:

GX Saint wrote:

scooter75 wrote:
Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

I would love it to be Felipe Oliveira since you asked for the initials

Heh. Can we add Marouane Fellaini to the list while at it?

scooter75 wrote:

SaintPC wrote:

scooter75 wrote: The players initials are A P and he is in playing in europe but will be joining a premierclub in jan and saints are in the box seat to get him.

enlighten us further....

20 or 21 years old and is south african

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

hedge end bob wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

KENTY now posting as Scooter75. DISAPPOINTED ,not either of them has insulted ME or the residents of the great little village/town of Hedge End.

He also comes on as Force14.

Think we will win 3-1.

scooter75 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

GX Saint wrote:

scooter75 wrote:
Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

I would love it to be Felipe Oliveira since you asked for the initials

Heh. Can we add Marouane Fellaini to the list while at it?

There is a slight Fellaini connection .

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:
THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON are taking a shedload of fans for the game against QPR.

Remember plymouth away - palace away - watford away - millwall away .

THIS Will BE ANOTHER CLASSIC GAME FOR THE FANS AND WE WILL DOMINATE ON THE STREETS AND TERRACES.

WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

GET YOURSELF UP FOR THIS ONE.

WE ARE RED ARMY. COYR.
ONLY 3 POINTS WILL DO !!

shedload was a poor choice of words, it means a half empty stadium at a location near you.

RedArmy1 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:
THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON are taking a shedload of fans for the game against QPR.

Remember plymouth away - palace away - watford away - millwall away .

THIS Will BE ANOTHER CLASSIC GAME FOR THE FANS AND WE WILL DOMINATE ON THE STREETS AND TERRACES.

WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

GET YOURSELF UP FOR THIS ONE.

WE ARE RED ARMY. COYR.
ONLY 3 POINTS WILL DO !!

shedload was a poor choice of words, it means a half empty stadium at a location near you.

shedload for SAINTS = 3000+ Away Fans. Upper and Lower Terraces making all the noise and dominating the Terraces.

shedload for the blue few literally means a shed load and the number of fans like tranmere in the braintree vs tranmere - less than 100 hundred toothless skunt with hardly a chant between them.

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.

RED ARMY. WE RULE THE SOUTH.

St Retford wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

GX Saint wrote:

scooter75 wrote: Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

I would love it to be Felipe Oliveira since you asked for the initials

Heh. Can we add Marouane Fellaini to the list while at it?

There is a slight Fellaini connection .

Does he think you're a mother fcuker too?

scooter75 wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:
THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON are taking a shedload of fans for the game against QPR.

Remember plymouth away - palace away - watford away - millwall away .

THIS Will BE ANOTHER CLASSIC GAME FOR THE FANS AND WE WILL DOMINATE ON THE STREETS AND TERRACES.

WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

GET YOURSELF UP FOR THIS ONE.

WE ARE RED ARMY. COYR.
ONLY 3 POINTS WILL DO !!

shedload was a poor choice of words, it means a half empty stadium at a location near you.

shedload for SAINTS = 3000+ Away Fans. Upper and Lower Terraces making all the noise and dominating the Terraces.

shedload for the blue few literally means a shed load and the number of fans like tranmere in the braintree vs tranmere - less than 100 hundred toothless skunt with hardly a chant between them.

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.

RED ARMY. WE RULE THE SOUTH.

Have you had your Chenobyl tan ready for the terrace and street domination ?

SaintPC wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

SaintPC wrote:

scooter75 wrote: The players initials are A P and he is in playing in europe but will be joining a premierclub in jan and saints are in the box seat to get him.

enlighten us further....

20 or 21 years old and is south african

No idea, which means that I am not that excited - or indeed that keen - to get him! I would prefer somebody at their peak - 26-29 Centre Half - who can come in a shore up the backline, be a leader, and impart their experience of the league onto the other lads. For me Michael Dawson fits the bill perfectly, if we can get him for 8m or a bit less then great.

Still leaves us a little lacking with genuine pace, but I think we can cope with that as Yoshida is a little quicker than he looks.

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:
THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON are taking a shedload of fans for the game against QPR.

Remember plymouth away - palace away - watford away - millwall away .

THIS Will BE ANOTHER CLASSIC GAME FOR THE FANS AND WE WILL DOMINATE ON THE STREETS AND TERRACES.

WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

GET YOURSELF UP FOR THIS ONE.

WE ARE RED ARMY. COYR.
ONLY 3 POINTS WILL DO !!

shedload was a poor choice of words, it means a half empty stadium at a location near you.

shedload for SAINTS = 3000+ Away Fans. Upper and Lower Terraces making all the noise and dominating the Terraces.

shedload for the blue few literally means a shed load and the number of fans like tranmere in the braintree vs tranmere - less than 100 hundred toothless skunt with hardly a chant between them.

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.

RED ARMY. WE RULE THE SOUTH.

Have you had your Chenobyl tan ready for the terrace and street domination ?

You spelt it wrong, your alter ego got it right.

hedge end bob wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

KENTY now posting as Scooter75. DISAPPOINTED ,not either of them has insulted ME or the residents of the great little village/town of Hedge End.

He also comes on as Force14.

Think we will win 3-1.

SaintJD wrote:

SaintPC wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

SaintPC wrote:

scooter75 wrote: The players initials are A P and he is in playing in europe but will be joining a premierclub in jan and saints are in the box seat to get him.

enlighten us further....

20 or 21 years old and is south african

No idea, which means that I am not that excited - or indeed that keen - to get him! I would prefer somebody at their peak - 26-29 Centre Half - who can come in a shore up the backline, be a leader, and impart their experience of the league onto the other lads. For me Michael Dawson fits the bill perfectly, if we can get him for 8m or a bit less then great.

Still leaves us a little lacking with genuine pace, but I think we can cope with that as Yoshida is a little quicker than he looks.

If we were to stand a chance getting Dawson it would have been in the summer and, even then, there would have been clubs more willing to break their wage structures to get him.

Love the idea and would be great to have him, but January will be a stampede for him and, realistically, he is going to want guaranteed Premier League and we are going to want to buy from the championship or Europe to ensure that player will stay with us next season on lower wages if necessary - it's simple forward planning.

The only way we could get him (and probably lure Ledley out of retirement at the same time) would be taking the path to that bloke down in Sandbanks and I don't think many people want that.

Slightly older or injury-plagued/off form players of quality might come. I think for us it's going to be a bit like Moneyball - our best chance is to go for players who, for some reason, have slipped under the radar in terms of popularity.

Woodgate or Upson are more of a possibility, but I imagine we'll still be looking at younger players for the most part.

Most urgently, we need someone who is going to bully attackers and be 100% decisive and dominant in getting the ball clear and winning aerial battles. A good talker would be ideal.

Collins was a good buy for West Ham - need something similar. Distin would be OK, but for his blue connections.

But, again, I still expect them to stick to their guns for the most part and go for younger players without extensive Premier League experience but with the potential to step up.

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

KENTY now posting as Scooter75. DISAPPOINTED ,not either of them has insulted ME or the residents of the great little village/town of Hedge End.

He also comes on as Force14.

Think we will win 3-1.

We seem to have here, a rare case of multiple Schizophrenia combined with a form of Internet tourretes, weird, I suppose you just have to accept the condition and show some sympathy. I hope they find a cure because it is ruining the art of conversation.

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote: Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

Well he is on another planet when he makes substitutions

He may look like a walking Glowstick but he has unwavering support among the legions of fans who are happy with the results.

GX Saint wrote:

St Retford wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

GX Saint wrote:

scooter75 wrote: Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

I would love it to be Felipe Oliveira since you asked for the initials

Heh. Can we add Marouane Fellaini to the list while at it?

There is a slight Fellaini connection .

Does he think you're a mother fcuker too?

Steven Gerrard? (Sad Git)

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

SaintJD wrote:

SaintPC wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

SaintPC wrote:

scooter75 wrote: The players initials are A P and he is in playing in europe but will be joining a premierclub in jan and saints are in the box seat to get him.

enlighten us further....

20 or 21 years old and is south african

No idea, which means that I am not that excited - or indeed that keen - to get him! I would prefer somebody at their peak - 26-29 Centre Half - who can come in a shore up the backline, be a leader, and impart their experience of the league onto the other lads. For me Michael Dawson fits the bill perfectly, if we can get him for 8m or a bit less then great. Still leaves us a little lacking with genuine pace, but I think we can cope with that as Yoshida is a little quicker than he looks.

If we were to stand a chance getting Dawson it would have been in the summer and, even then, there would have been clubs more willing to break their wage structures to get him. Love the idea and would be great to have him, but January will be a stampede for him and, realistically, he is going to want guaranteed Premier League and we are going to want to buy from the championship or Europe to ensure that player will stay with us next season on lower wages if necessary - it's simple forward planning. The only way we could get him (and probably lure Ledley out of retirement at the same time) would be taking the path to that bloke down in Sandbanks and I don't think many people want that. Slightly older or injury-plagued/off form players of quality might come. I think for us it's going to be a bit like Moneyball - our best chance is to go for players who, for some reason, have slipped under the radar in terms of popularity. Woodgate or Upson are more of a possibility, but I imagine we'll still be looking at younger players for the most part. Most urgently, we need someone who is going to bully attackers and be 100% decisive and dominant in getting the ball clear and winning aerial battles. A good talker would be ideal. Collins was a good buy for West Ham - need something similar. Distin would be OK, but for his blue connections. But, again, I still expect them to stick to their guns for the most part and go for younger players without extensive Premier League experience but with the potential to step up.

AVB states that Dawson and some others have been found out, as not up to Premier standard.

scooter75 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

KENTY now posting as Scooter75. DISAPPOINTED ,not either of them has insulted ME or the residents of the great little village/town of Hedge End.

He also comes on as Force14.

Think we will win 3-1.

Hello Paranoid bob, still nuts then ?

St Retford wrote:

GX Saint wrote:

St Retford wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

GX Saint wrote:

scooter75 wrote: Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

I would love it to be Felipe Oliveira since you asked for the initials

Heh. Can we add Marouane Fellaini to the list while at it?

There is a slight Fellaini connection .

Does he think you're a mother fcuker too?

Steven Gerrard? (Sad Git)

I'd be happy with Ferdinand Or Another Defender.

scooter75 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:
THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON are taking a shedload of fans for the game against QPR.

Remember plymouth away - palace away - watford away - millwall away .

THIS Will BE ANOTHER CLASSIC GAME FOR THE FANS AND WE WILL DOMINATE ON THE STREETS AND TERRACES.

WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

GET YOURSELF UP FOR THIS ONE.

WE ARE RED ARMY. COYR.
ONLY 3 POINTS WILL DO !!

shedload was a poor choice of words, it means a half empty stadium at a location near you.

shedload for SAINTS = 3000+ Away Fans. Upper and Lower Terraces making all the noise and dominating the Terraces.

shedload for the blue few literally means a shed load and the number of fans like tranmere in the braintree vs tranmere - less than 100 hundred toothless skunt with hardly a chant between them.

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.

RED ARMY. WE RULE THE SOUTH.

Have you had your Chenobyl tan ready for the terrace and street domination ?

You spelt it wrong, your alter ego got it right.

You are worse than Paranoid bob, oh hang on i am paranoid bob

hedge end bob wrote:
My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

hedge end bob wrote:
My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

hedge end bob wrote:
My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

hedge end bob wrote:
My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

scooter75 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote: My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

Dont look in your wardrobe bob , kent is in there with his big chopper

More Glory wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote: My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

Dont look in your wardrobe bob , kent is in there with his big chopper

Can we call Bob - Village Bob, and not wardrobe Bob. I know its a bit similar - but it does stop all the confusion.

More Glory wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

Hi village Bob.

Been out of the village today?

kent141 wrote:
That is obviously the Chernobyl special sun tan.

scooter75 wrote:

More Glory wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote: My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

Dont look in your wardrobe bob , kent is in there with his big chopper

Can we call Bob - Village Bob, and not wardrobe Bob. I know its a bit similar - but it does stop all the confusion.

Vilage idiot bob is fine, he likes that

kent141 wrote:
If there is a power failure at Loftus Rd they could plug the glowing one into the mains for a instant fix

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

randre wrote:

kent141 wrote:
That is obviously the Chernobyl special sun tan.

You are a sick and low life child Kent. You are not funny, you are just a silly little grimy Skate fish child. Why would you mention Chernobyl? You are a disgusting little boy / girl / heshe.

I wonder what makes you so obsessive about our club and what inspires you to make such idiotic comments.

I don't know you personally, but from what I can see from your posts is that you are a sad little low life who has nothing better to do.

scooter75 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

GX Saint wrote:

St Retford wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

GX Saint wrote:

scooter75 wrote: Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

I would love it to be Felipe Oliveira since you asked for the initials

Heh. Can we add Marouane Fellaini to the list while at it?

There is a slight Fellaini connection .

Does he think you're a mother fcuker too?

Steven Gerrard? (Sad Git)

I'd be happy with Ferdinand Or Another Defender.

Have you calmed down now or still hurling insults you ugly little moon faced ginger bug eyed hunched back slobbering perverted dress wearing chimp.

scooter75 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

KENTY now posting as Scooter75. DISAPPOINTED ,not either of them has insulted ME or the residents of the great little village/town of Hedge End.

He also comes on as Force14.

Think we will win 3-1.

We seem to have here, a rare case of multiple Schizophrenia combined with a form of Internet tourretes, weird, I suppose you just have to accept the condition and show some sympathy. I hope they find a cure because it is ruining the art of conversation.

We all agree with that ,the problem is im the only person on here anyway and you are a figment of your own imagination who thinks you are on here but quite plainly are not.

hedge end bob wrote:

More Glory wrote:

hedge end bob wrote: My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

Hi village Bob. Been out of the village today?

Yep surprised they let you out before the weekend.

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

kent141 wrote:
Adkins will be strutting around the technical area in his futuristic radiation suit looking like he has just got off the space shuttle.

He could use alien tactics to baffle everyone then ?

KENTY now posting as Scooter75. DISAPPOINTED ,not either of them has insulted ME or the residents of the great little village/town of Hedge End.

He also comes on as Force14.

Think we will win 3-1.

We seem to have here, a rare case of multiple Schizophrenia combined with a form of Internet tourretes, weird, I suppose you just have to accept the condition and show some sympathy. I hope they find a cure because it is ruining the art of conversation.

We all agree with that ,the problem is im the only person on here anyway and you are a figment of your own imagination who thinks you are on here but quite plainly are not.

You are just dreaming, I don't really exist, just a figment of your imagination.

lowe esteem wrote:
I thought Saints had culled all the Hoodees, clearly not the case with the Echo, who are to blame for the standard of contributor lately.

Even the Hoodoo story started with another back page misprint "Hoo Doos Watt in De Fence?"
Get yer speel-chicken wright ecker, yer hat tract in the rong typo client (skunt-careful) with yer bilge.

scooter75 wrote:

More Glory wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote: My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

Dont look in your wardrobe bob , kent is in there with his big chopper

Can we call Bob - Village Bob, and not wardrobe Bob. I know its a bit similar - but it does stop all the confusion.

Vilage idiot bob is fine, he likes that

St Retford wrote:

lowe esteem wrote:
I thought Saints had culled all the Hoodees, clearly not the case with the Echo, who are to blame for the standard of contributor lately.

Even the Hoodoo story started with another back page misprint "Hoo Doos Watt in De Fence?"
Get yer speel-chicken wright ecker, yer hat tract in the rong typo client (skunt-careful) with yer bilge.

It's a controversial area. It wasn't long ago that David Cameron was urging us to 'hug a hoodoo', but then loads of them started rioting and now we're locking them up for so much as looking at a Foot Locker. But how do we bury a hoodoo? Some suggest judo. Some even suggest voodoo. What do you do?

scooter75 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

lowe esteem wrote:
I thought Saints had culled all the Hoodees, clearly not the case with the Echo, who are to blame for the standard of contributor lately.

Even the Hoodoo story started with another back page misprint "Hoo Doos Watt in De Fence?"
Get yer speel-chicken wright ecker, yer hat tract in the rong typo client (skunt-careful) with yer bilge.

It's a controversial area. It wasn't long ago that David Cameron was urging us to 'hug a hoodoo', but then loads of them started rioting and now we're locking them up for so much as looking at a Foot Locker. But how do we bury a hoodoo? Some suggest judo. Some even suggest voodoo. What do you do?

Looks like ive been banned

scooter75 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

lowe esteem wrote:
I thought Saints had culled all the Hoodees, clearly not the case with the Echo, who are to blame for the standard of contributor lately.

Even the Hoodoo story started with another back page misprint "Hoo Doos Watt in De Fence?"
Get yer speel-chicken wright ecker, yer hat tract in the rong typo client (skunt-careful) with yer bilge.

It's a controversial area. It wasn't long ago that David Cameron was urging us to 'hug a hoodoo', but then loads of them started rioting and now we're locking them up for so much as looking at a Foot Locker. But how do we bury a hoodoo? Some suggest judo. Some even suggest voodoo. What do you do?

Looks like ive been banned

More Glory wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

More Glory wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote: My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

Dont look in your wardrobe bob , kent is in there with his big chopper

Can we call Bob - Village Bob, and not wardrobe Bob. I know its a bit similar - but it does stop all the confusion.

Vilage idiot bob is fine, he likes that

I know what you mean, but it is a little longer than my offering, and easier to remember for certain people. Oh well. we'll just try it out. I do think Village Bob has got a certain ring to it though.

St Retford wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

GX Saint wrote:

St Retford wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

GX Saint wrote:

scooter75 wrote: Since a couple of people on here seem to know everything, who is the top transfer target for january and inital enquiries have already been made and the player is very interested but is not common knowlege yet, just his initials will do.

I would love it to be Felipe Oliveira since you asked for the initials

Heh. Can we add Marouane Fellaini to the list while at it?

There is a slight Fellaini connection .

Does he think you're a mother fcuker too?

Steven Gerrard? (Sad Git)

I'd be happy with Ferdinand Or Another Defender.

Have you calmed down now or still hurling insults you ugly little moon faced ginger bug eyed hunched back slobbering perverted dress wearing chimp.

I'd just like you to go away. We all would.

You and your alter-egos have ruined a perfectly good forum and if the Echo doesn't take steps to ban you then very soon it'll be just you and a load of tumbleweed round here.

seventh-junction wrote:

More Glory wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

More Glory wrote:

scooter75 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote: My mistake 20 More Glory as well.

Dont look in your wardrobe bob , kent is in there with his big chopper

Can we call Bob - Village Bob, and not wardrobe Bob. I know its a bit similar - but it does stop all the confusion.

Vilage idiot bob is fine, he likes that

I know what you mean, but it is a little longer than my offering, and easier to remember for certain people. Oh well. we'll just try it out. I do think Village Bob has got a certain ring to it though.

So's Bury....hahahaha

st1halo wrote:
BREAKING NEWS!

Fratton Park is to be pulled down at the end of the year and will become the new office headquarters of the SOUTHERN DAILY ECHO

A spokesman said 'This area has a long history of talking sh!t and we thought it best that the tradition continues'


STID

TEBOURBA wrote:
No such thing as vodoos you make your own luck
NC and NA made their's in the close season by failing to recognise that the squad, particularly the defence, and goalkeeper were nowhere near PL standard and buying players no better than what we had.
Let's face it, the results towards the end of last season were poor and the Saints nearly blew promotion, after beng on top for most of the season.
That in itself should have opened NC's and NA's eyes to the weakness of the squad.
NC is too arrogant to seek help and advice, if he wasn't he would be told by anyone with the slightest knowledge of the game that the only way he can strengthen the squad, before the Jan window, is to bring in an experienced PL coach to help Nigel improve coaching and tactics.
The only thing that will be buried at Loftus Road is the Saints, when Sparky's lot win by at least two clear goals.
No changes to players, tactics or coaching staff = no changes to results!!
After Saturday, away form, played 6 lost 6 !!
How much longer can Cortese hide in the shadows and allow Nigel, looking like a frightened rabbit, to face the TV cameras and take all the flak?
The Echo, Sun, Mail, MLT can't all be wrong about Cortese!
RYRIHF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More Glory wrote:
St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES
and crowned it as the top term for 2012.
Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---.
Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER??
Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel.
Thanks Oxford University Press!!
RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

That post registered high on the crud meter. Come back with something intelligent for once.

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES
and crowned it as the top term for 2012.
Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---.
Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER??
Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel.
Thanks Oxford University Press!!
RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

LeTiss, the religion wrote:
New depths of negativity Echo. No current news so lets unearth some bad stats. Why...what are your motives?

More Glory wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

That post registered high on the crud meter. Come back with something intelligent for once.

Considering what will almost certainly be happening to your water soon Osprey; that post was rather thought provoking I think. Please feel free to disagree with me though; and I expect you to.

More Glory wrote:
St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

That post registered high on the crud meter. Come back with something intelligent for once.

Considering what will almost certainly be happening to your water soon Osprey; that post was rather thought provoking I think. Please feel free to disagree with me though; and I expect you to.

I don't approve of fluorodisation of the water, but that is hardly a topic of conversation on a football Forum, my location actually borders on the zone but I don't doubt it will find its way through.

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote:
St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

More Glory wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

That post registered high on the crud meter. Come back with something intelligent for once.

Considering what will almost certainly be happening to your water soon Osprey; that post was rather thought provoking I think. Please feel free to disagree with me though; and I expect you to.

I don't approve of fluorodisation of the water, but that is hardly a topic of conversation on a football Forum, my location actually borders on the zone but I don't doubt it will find its way through.

Sorry, but making the local populous more docile, and simultaneously more stupid, and giving everyone the chance to pass on their newly aquired brittle bone disease to their offspring should be a topic on all forums. I couldn't believe only 100 locals in your region turned up to voice their concerns. Maybe it just reminded me of what you guys call the 'blue few'. Guess I was interested how many people of the broad spectrum following that is footy would be interested.

More Glory wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

Ignorance of what they will be doing to your water.

Point made there by yourself?

BTW; If you check out the meaning of Limp-wristed; you will generally find the terms - Effeminate and Weak supported by the Synonyms such as:

characterless, effete, frail, invertebrate, limp-wristed, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, nerveless, soft, spineless, weakened, weak-kneed, weakling, wet, wimpish, wimpy, wishy-washy

I never mentioned gay. Sorry to be pedantic - but quite an important point I think.

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

More Glory wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

Ignorance of what they will be doing to your water.

Point made there by yourself?

BTW; If you check out the meaning of Limp-wristed; you will generally find the terms - Effeminate and Weak supported by the Synonyms such as:

characterless, effete, frail, invertebrate, limp-wristed, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, nerveless, soft, spineless, weakened, weak-kneed, weakling, wet, wimpish, wimpy, wishy-washy

I never mentioned gay. Sorry to be pedantic - but quite an important point I think.

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

Beer Monster wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry it's not they.but he!!

Don't be so sure; many mid-operation transexual/gender persons refer to themselves as "they" rather than "he" or "she", and Portsea Island has a fair few of those wandering about...

More Glory wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

Ignorance of what they will be doing to your water.

Point made there by yourself?

BTW; If you check out the meaning of Limp-wristed; you will generally find the terms - Effeminate and Weak supported by the Synonyms such as:

characterless, effete, frail, invertebrate, limp-wristed, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, nerveless, soft, spineless, weakened, weak-kneed, weakling, wet, wimpish, wimpy, wishy-washy

I never mentioned gay. Sorry to be pedantic - but quite an important point I think.

RedArmy1 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:
THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON are taking a shedload of fans for the game against QPR.

Remember plymouth away - palace away - watford away - millwall away .

THIS Will BE ANOTHER CLASSIC GAME FOR THE FANS AND WE WILL DOMINATE ON THE STREETS AND TERRACES.

WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

GET YOURSELF UP FOR THIS ONE.

WE ARE RED ARMY. COYR.
ONLY 3 POINTS WILL DO !!

shedload was a poor choice of words, it means a half empty stadium at a location near you.

shedload for SAINTS = 3000+ Away Fans. Upper and Lower Terraces making all the noise and dominating the Terraces.

shedload for the blue few literally means a shed load and the number of fans like tranmere in the braintree vs tranmere - less than 100 hundred toothless skunt with hardly a chant between them.

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.

RED ARMY. WE RULE THE SOUTH.

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES
and crowned it as the top term for 2012.
Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---.
Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER??
Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel.
Thanks Oxford University Press!!
RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go:

NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...!

*Smears tear-sodden make up accross face*

LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC...

*Falls into Itchen*

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES
and crowned it as the top term for 2012.
Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---.
Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER??
Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel.
Thanks Oxford University Press!!
RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go:

NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...!

*Smears tear-sodden make up accross face*

LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC...

*Falls into Itchen*

george chivers wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES
and crowned it as the top term for 2012.
Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---.
Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER??
Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel.
Thanks Oxford University Press!!
RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go:

NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...!

*Smears tear-sodden make up accross face*

LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC...

*Falls into Itchen*

Tebourba is of course right in most of what he says. It's just not what people want to hear. And of course the way he expresses it doesn't help. Those in denial about the state of the squad will find it difficult to accept. If we don't win at QPR I think Adkins needs to go, simple as that. I don't have a suggestion for a replacement. But to stick with NA despite his success in getting us promoted two years on the trot, will I think, certainly result in relegation.

I didn't realise until I read last saturday's programme that he really thought we could qualify for europe at the start of the season. Those are not the thoughts of a realist, given the quality of our squad. He believes his own Bullshite and that is dangerous.

I think he has read too many self help 'Be Positive' manuals. As Kevan Keegan did when he was a manager. You can improve players a little by teaching them to be positive at all times. But you can't make them quicker and you can't make them kick equally as well with both feet. Or think quicker, or maintain 100% concentration. You need high quality players to do that and we don't have them in this league.

We have good players but not exceptional players. Especially in the back five. I hope we win at QPR but if we don't and for me, that includes a draw, I'm afraid he must go.

COYR.

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES
and crowned it as the top term for 2012.
Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---.
Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER??
Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel.
Thanks Oxford University Press!!
RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go:

NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...!

*Smears tear-sodden make up accross face*

LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC...

*Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

SFCOLDBOY wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:
THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON are taking a shedload of fans for the game against QPR.

Remember plymouth away - palace away - watford away - millwall away .

THIS Will BE ANOTHER CLASSIC GAME FOR THE FANS AND WE WILL DOMINATE ON THE STREETS AND TERRACES.

WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

GET YOURSELF UP FOR THIS ONE.

WE ARE RED ARMY. COYR.
ONLY 3 POINTS WILL DO !!

shedload was a poor choice of words, it means a half empty stadium at a location near you.

shedload for SAINTS = 3000+ Away Fans. Upper and Lower Terraces making all the noise and dominating the Terraces.

shedload for the blue few literally means a shed load and the number of fans like tranmere in the braintree vs tranmere - less than 100 hundred toothless skunt with hardly a chant between them.

WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON.

RED ARMY. WE RULE THE SOUTH.

The SFCOLDBOY mob,
i.e. INSANE SAINT, INSANE SAINT Jnr.and ER INDOORS, will all be there.
You can be assured that we will help to raise the decebel level.
Voices are back in full fettle again now.
We need luck on our side for once,
Wouldn,t it be good to have a decent ref for once!
Here's hoping!
You never know might see you there.
COYS.

More Glory wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

Ignorance of what they will be doing to your water.

Point made there by yourself?

BTW; If you check out the meaning of Limp-wristed; you will generally find the terms - Effeminate and Weak supported by the Synonyms such as:

characterless, effete, frail, invertebrate, limp-wristed, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, nerveless, soft, spineless, weakened, weak-kneed, weakling, wet, wimpish, wimpy, wishy-washy

I never mentioned gay. Sorry to be pedantic - but quite an important point I think.

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

Ignorance of what they will be doing to your water. Point made there by yourself? BTW; If you check out the meaning of Limp-wristed; you will generally find the terms - Effeminate and Weak supported by the Synonyms such as: characterless, effete, frail, invertebrate, limp-wristed, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, nerveless, soft, spineless, weakened, weak-kneed, weakling, wet, wimpish, wimpy, wishy-washy I never mentioned gay. Sorry to be pedantic - but quite an important point I think.

So your implication that all Saints fans are a bit dubious was just fluff and blunder?

st1halo wrote:

More Glory wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

Ignorance of what they will be doing to your water. Point made there by yourself? BTW; If you check out the meaning of Limp-wristed; you will generally find the terms - Effeminate and Weak supported by the Synonyms such as: characterless, effete, frail, invertebrate, limp-wristed, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, nerveless, soft, spineless, weakened, weak-kneed, weakling, wet, wimpish, wimpy, wishy-washy I never mentioned gay. Sorry to be pedantic - but quite an important point I think.

And this coming from a bloke who likes to sit with a load of sailors!! HAHAAHAHA Anyone remember that play years ago about Quentin Crisp...The Naked Civil Servant.... and his dream come true....PORTSMOUTH! Still makes me laugh when I think about it HAHAHAHAHA STID

City Saint wrote:

promised land wrote:
And it continues. The Echo rolling out the stats. The Echo has an obsession with statistics ?

Be fair, sports is a statistics-driven business. Teams that do well usually focus on what the data says as much as what the heart feels.

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES
and crowned it as the top term for 2012.
Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---.
Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER??
Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel.
Thanks Oxford University Press!!
RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go:

NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...!

*Smears tear-sodden make up accross face*

LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC...

*Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth?

Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

george chivers wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES
and crowned it as the top term for 2012.
Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---.
Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER??
Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel.
Thanks Oxford University Press!!
RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go:

NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...!

*Smears tear-sodden make up accross face*

LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC...

*Falls into Itchen*

Tebourba is of course right in most of what he says. It's just not what people want to hear. And of course the way he expresses it doesn't help. Those in denial about the state of the squad will find it difficult to accept. If we don't win at QPR I think Adkins needs to go, simple as that. I don't have a suggestion for a replacement. But to stick with NA despite his success in getting us promoted two years on the trot, will I think, certainly result in relegation.

I didn't realise until I read last saturday's programme that he really thought we could qualify for europe at the start of the season. Those are not the thoughts of a realist, given the quality of our squad. He believes his own Bullshite and that is dangerous.

I think he has read too many self help 'Be Positive' manuals. As Kevan Keegan did when he was a manager. You can improve players a little by teaching them to be positive at all times. But you can't make them quicker and you can't make them kick equally as well with both feet. Or think quicker, or maintain 100% concentration. You need high quality players to do that and we don't have them in this league.

We have good players but not exceptional players. Especially in the back five. I hope we win at QPR but if we don't and for me, that includes a draw, I'm afraid he must go.

COYR.

More Glory wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

Ignorance of what they will be doing to your water. Point made there by yourself? BTW; If you check out the meaning of Limp-wristed; you will generally find the terms - Effeminate and Weak supported by the Synonyms such as: characterless, effete, frail, invertebrate, limp-wristed, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, nerveless, soft, spineless, weakened, weak-kneed, weakling, wet, wimpish, wimpy, wishy-washy I never mentioned gay. Sorry to be pedantic - but quite an important point I think.

So your implication that all Saints fans are a bit dubious was just fluff and blunder?

I was referring to the consequences of putting that crap in the water. It makes the populous docile and stupid. Its been proven time and again. Most of Europe have banned it. Aas I said the otehr day - the first guy to put it in the water was Hitler. I can't think of many things Hitler was good for, unless you can persuade me.

Yes - good ole banter.

I would read the comments section on your local paper "the echo" about it. You do have some very concerned residents, and one or two idiots trying to defend it.

More Glory wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

Ignorance of what they will be doing to your water. Point made there by yourself? BTW; If you check out the meaning of Limp-wristed; you will generally find the terms - Effeminate and Weak supported by the Synonyms such as: characterless, effete, frail, invertebrate, limp-wristed, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, nerveless, soft, spineless, weakened, weak-kneed, weakling, wet, wimpish, wimpy, wishy-washy I never mentioned gay. Sorry to be pedantic - but quite an important point I think.

So your implication that all Saints fans are a bit dubious was just fluff and blunder?

I was referring to the consequences of putting that crap in the water. It makes the populous docile and stupid. Its been proven time and again. Most of Europe have banned it. Aas I said the otehr day - the first guy to put it in the water was Hitler. I can't think of many things Hitler was good for, unless you can persuade me.

Yes - good ole banter.

I would read the comments section on your local paper "the echo" about it. You do have some very concerned residents, and one or two idiots trying to defend it.

Beer Monster wrote:
They have a section on it;

http://www.dailyecho

.co.uk/news/briefing

/fluoride/

randre wrote:

kent141 wrote:
That is obviously the Chernobyl special sun tan.

You are a sick and low life child Kent. You are not funny, you are just a silly little grimy Skate fish child. Why would you mention Chernobyl? You are a disgusting little boy / girl / heshe.

I wonder what makes you so obsessive about our club and what inspires you to make such idiotic comments.

I don't know you personally, but from what I can see from your posts is that you are a sad little low life who has nothing better to do.

More Glory wrote:

st1halo wrote:

More Glory wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

Ignorance of what they will be doing to your water. Point made there by yourself? BTW; If you check out the meaning of Limp-wristed; you will generally find the terms - Effeminate and Weak supported by the Synonyms such as: characterless, effete, frail, invertebrate, limp-wristed, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, nerveless, soft, spineless, weakened, weak-kneed, weakling, wet, wimpish, wimpy, wishy-washy I never mentioned gay. Sorry to be pedantic - but quite an important point I think.

And this coming from a bloke who likes to sit with a load of sailors!! HAHAAHAHA Anyone remember that play years ago about Quentin Crisp...The Naked Civil Servant.... and his dream come true....PORTSMOUTH! Still makes me laugh when I think about it HAHAHAHAHA STID

Nice one Sheila.

I prefer Sheila's myself.

Dont forget Admiral Jellicoe though - your very own skate

TEBOURBA wrote:
At last a response to my postings by george chivers which unlike all the rest is sensible and considered.
I differ from him, in that I would not like to see NA sacked even after what I believe will be an inevitable defeat at QPR, due to the reasons and weaknesses that george chivers correctly points out.
Signing players before Jan isn't an option but I do believe that Nigel can be helped to turn things around before it is too late by Cortese bringing in an experienced PL coach to help Nigel.
What is there to lose, if it doesn't work at least he will have given Nigel every assistance and of equal importance Cortese will have been seen by all the supporters and even his biggest critic me, to have done something positive,if if he has to wield the axe.
I may be wrong but I have not seen any suggestions, other than sack NA now or let's sink with NA regardless, even if it means years in the wilderness.
Appointing a new manager now IMO would condemn us to relegation as he would need precious time and games to bed in, both of which we haven't got.
The foregoing is my view, I can't abide people like Cortese who hide in the shadows and allow their employees to take the flak, a leader should lead and stand up and be counted especially when times are bad.

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES
and crowned it as the top term for 2012.
Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---.
Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER??
Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel.
Thanks Oxford University Press!!
RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go:

NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...!

*Smears tear-sodden make up accross face*

LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC...

*Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth?

Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry but it's the only way to keep him off of ur site

Force14 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry but it's the only way to keep him off of ur site

well done bob ;0)

Force14 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry but it's the only way to keep him off of ur site

well done bob ;0)

Force14 wrote:

Force14 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry but it's the only way to keep him off of ur site

well done bob ;0)

You got rid of those naughty boys Kent and Scooter then, shame as they were the only amusing people on here and ive been warned so no doubt i will be terminated as well today due to your mental breakdown.
Anyone got any good suntan jokes ?

justaSaintsfan wrote:
These words are to the Echo:-
You really are scraping the bottom of the journalistic barrel with an article that consists only of negative statistical rubbish! Your stats are totally meaningless because most of them are based on the years before Southampton FC was bought by Marcus Liebherr. The club was then for quite a while in financial trouble. We are in a new era now, two years ahead of the club's five year plan to get back into the Premier League! There are bound to be times like the present, while the club tries to consolidate its newly won Premiership status. Everyone at Saints is on a steep learning curve and all need to pull together as one. That includes the wonderful support of our fans. And what is the Echo doing as our local newspaper to encourage our local team? Printing total drivel such as your article, which is in the main based on a previous era's statistics. Call yourself a local newspaper? You journalists need to take a long, hard look at how to write real news items about Saints, rather than waste the time of your readers!

TEBOURBA wrote:
At last a response to my postings by george chivers which unlike all the rest is sensible and considered. I differ from him, in that I would not like to see NA sacked even after what I believe will be an inevitable defeat at QPR, due to the reasons and weaknesses that george chivers correctly points out. Signing players before Jan isn't an option but I do believe that Nigel can be helped to turn things around before it is too late by Cortese bringing in an experienced PL coach to help Nigel. What is there to lose, if it doesn't work at least he will have given Nigel every assistance and of equal importance Cortese will have been seen by all the supporters and even his biggest critic me, to have done something positive,if if he has to wield the axe. I may be wrong but I have not seen any suggestions, other than sack NA now or let's sink with NA regardless, even if it means years in the wilderness. Appointing a new manager now IMO would condemn us to relegation as he would need precious time and games to bed in, both of which we haven't got. The foregoing is my view, I can't abide people like Cortese who hide in the shadows and allow their employees to take the flak, a leader should lead and stand up and be counted especially when times are bad.

SaintDon13 wrote:

Force14 wrote:

Force14 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry but it's the only way to keep him off of ur site

well done bob ;0)

You got rid of those naughty boys Kent and Scooter then, shame as they were the only amusing people on here and ive been warned so no doubt i will be terminated as well today due to your mental breakdown.
Anyone got any good suntan jokes ?

Behave or be gone.

TEBOURBA wrote:
No such thing as vodoos you make your own luck
NC and NA made their's in the close season by failing to recognise that the squad, particularly the defence, and goalkeeper were nowhere near PL standard and buying players no better than what we had.
Let's face it, the results towards the end of last season were poor and the Saints nearly blew promotion, after beng on top for most of the season.
That in itself should have opened NC's and NA's eyes to the weakness of the squad.
NC is too arrogant to seek help and advice, if he wasn't he would be told by anyone with the slightest knowledge of the game that the only way he can strengthen the squad, before the Jan window, is to bring in an experienced PL coach to help Nigel improve coaching and tactics.
The only thing that will be buried at Loftus Road is the Saints, when Sparky's lot win by at least two clear goals.
No changes to players, tactics or coaching staff = no changes to results!!
After Saturday, away form, played 6 lost 6 !!
How much longer can Cortese hide in the shadows and allow Nigel, looking like a frightened rabbit, to face the TV cameras and take all the flak?
The Echo, Sun, Mail, MLT can't all be wrong about Cortese!
RYRIHF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Force14 wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

Force14 wrote:

Force14 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry but it's the only way to keep him off of ur site

well done bob ;0)

You got rid of those naughty boys Kent and Scooter then, shame as they were the only amusing people on here and ive been warned so no doubt i will be terminated as well today due to your mental breakdown.
Anyone got any good suntan jokes ?

Behave or be gone.

lol, it will more probably be gone shortly i would guess if howling mad bob gets his way, he is so paranoid it will only be him left on here until he writes something he doesent like and gets himself banned.

thickscum wrote:

RedArmy1 wrote:
THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON are taking a shedload of fans for the game against QPR.

Remember plymouth away - palace away - watford away - millwall away .

THIS Will BE ANOTHER CLASSIC GAME FOR THE FANS AND WE WILL DOMINATE ON THE STREETS AND TERRACES.

WE FIGHT FOR VICTORY.

GET YOURSELF UP FOR THIS ONE.

WE ARE RED ARMY. COYR.
ONLY 3 POINTS WILL DO !!

OH your scary,And very Thick.

thickscum wrote:
That adkins is a tad orange,Hope he's not charging it to your club,Your already in enough debt.Thicko's.

Force14 wrote:

Force14 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry but it's the only way to keep him off of ur site

well done bob ;0)

You got rid of those naughty boys Kent and Scooter then, shame as they were the only amusing people on here and ive been warned so no doubt i will be terminated as well today due to your mental breakdown.
Anyone got any good suntan jokes ?

Force14 wrote:

justaSaintsfan wrote:
These words are to the Echo:-
You really are scraping the bottom of the journalistic barrel with an article that consists only of negative statistical rubbish! Your stats are totally meaningless because most of them are based on the years before Southampton FC was bought by Marcus Liebherr. The club was then for quite a while in financial trouble. We are in a new era now, two years ahead of the club's five year plan to get back into the Premier League! There are bound to be times like the present, while the club tries to consolidate its newly won Premiership status. Everyone at Saints is on a steep learning curve and all need to pull together as one. That includes the wonderful support of our fans. And what is the Echo doing as our local newspaper to encourage our local team? Printing total drivel such as your article, which is in the main based on a previous era's statistics. Call yourself a local newspaper? You journalists need to take a long, hard look at how to write real news items about Saints, rather than waste the time of your readers!

How about a interview with corky, that would make a refreshing change.

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

Force14 wrote:

Force14 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry but it's the only way to keep him off of ur site

well done bob ;0)

You got rid of those naughty boys Kent and Scooter then, shame as they were the only amusing people on here and ive been warned so no doubt i will be terminated as well today due to your mental breakdown.
Anyone got any good suntan jokes ?

Strange that they both seem to have gone at the same time, couldn't possibly the same person surely? No too much of a coincidence, they must have been adjudged to have gone too far. Little doubt they will be back to annoy and aggravate with new sign ons and we will go through the merry go round again, what fun? Perhaps they are still with us with another sign on already?

OSPREYSAINT wrote:
A poll on West London Sport is showing 57% in favour of sacking Sparky, but the QPR Chairman says he has no intention of doing so.

Force14 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

Force14 wrote:

Force14 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry but it's the only way to keep him off of ur site

well done bob ;0)

You got rid of those naughty boys Kent and Scooter then, shame as they were the only amusing people on here and ive been warned so no doubt i will be terminated as well today due to your mental breakdown.
Anyone got any good suntan jokes ?

Strange that they both seem to have gone at the same time, couldn't possibly the same person surely? No too much of a coincidence, they must have been adjudged to have gone too far. Little doubt they will be back to annoy and aggravate with new sign ons and we will go through the merry go round again, what fun? Perhaps they are still with us with another sign on already?

They were a just couple of Stains who dident fancy Sadkins and wound up a few people on here with sunbed quips. im 100% behind the Glowing one like you lot,keep him for the next 10 years, he is hilarious and well loved in Pompey

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

Force14 wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

Force14 wrote:

Force14 wrote:

hedge end bob wrote:
Sorry but it's the only way to keep him off of ur site

well done bob ;0)

You got rid of those naughty boys Kent and Scooter then, shame as they were the only amusing people on here and ive been warned so no doubt i will be terminated as well today due to your mental breakdown.
Anyone got any good suntan jokes ?

Strange that they both seem to have gone at the same time, couldn't possibly the same person surely? No too much of a coincidence, they must have been adjudged to have gone too far. Little doubt they will be back to annoy and aggravate with new sign ons and we will go through the merry go round again, what fun? Perhaps they are still with us with another sign on already?

They were a just couple of Stains who dident fancy Sadkins and wound up a few people on here with sunbed quips. im 100% behind the Glowing one like you lot,keep him for the next 10 years, he is hilarious and well loved in Pompey

Well let's hope he rewards your loyalty with some good results then, hang on though, that's not what you really want is it? Are you well loved in Pompey?

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

thickscum wrote: That adkins is a tad orange,Hope he's not charging it to your club,Your already in enough debt.Thicko's.

What is you actual aim in life? To aggravate and upset? Well done, you succeed every time, what a brave and intelligent person you must be outside of your cyberworld. Big grin now, you have just wound up dozens of people what a result? Bravo, Bravo, round of applause for the best troll on the web. Only Farce can knock him off the top shelf, go for it Farce your turn.

Baddesley Bill wrote:
I hear there is a new reality TV programme coming. It's called "I'm a skunt...get me out of here".
Three unpopular little oiks (say Farce, Kent, Scooter) get locked in a nasty dirty sh1thole with 10k ugly orrible native creatures for 90 mins while we laugh at their torment.
If they shout "I'm a skunt...get me out of here", they get let out early along with all the other nasties and get ridiculed by the nation.

Filming starts next Saturday at Fratton Park.

redsnapper wrote:
Strange how Teborrer and others keep harping on about the Cortese, and then Adkins not to mention rattling on about city leaders and crap.

Its all bull, between now and the first day of the January sales the only people who can drag us up the table are the players and after Saturdays much improved performance they will.

Villa, the Black Cats, Wigan, Reading,Norwich, Stoke and the rag tag bunch at QPR . Any 3 of these can easily end up below us come the end of the season and I am sure this will be the case.

These 8 games before January will define our season and every one of those fixtures is within our capabilities.

Cut the negative vibes, support the club and only staying in the Prem will do.

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:
I hear there is a new reality TV programme coming. It's called "I'm a skunt...get me out of here".
Three unpopular little oiks (say Farce, Kent, Scooter) get locked in a nasty dirty sh1thole with 10k ugly orrible native creatures for 90 mins while we laugh at their torment.
If they shout "I'm a skunt...get me out of here", they get let out early along with all the other nasties and get ridiculed by the nation.

Filming starts next Saturday at Fratton Park.

Where are you going to find 10k neanderthals, they are a diminishing breed down that way.

mack chinnon wrote:

redsnapper wrote:
Strange how Teborrer and others keep harping on about the Cortese, and then Adkins not to mention rattling on about city leaders and crap.

Its all bull, between now and the first day of the January sales the only people who can drag us up the table are the players and after Saturdays much improved performance they will.

Villa, the Black Cats, Wigan, Reading,Norwich, Stoke and the rag tag bunch at QPR . Any 3 of these can easily end up below us come the end of the season and I am sure this will be the case.

These 8 games before January will define our season and every one of those fixtures is within our capabilities.

Cut the negative vibes, support the club and only staying in the Prem will do.

Next year everyone will be whinging about second season syndrome.

george chivers wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote:
Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES
and crowned it as the top term for 2012.
Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---.
Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER??
Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel.
Thanks Oxford University Press!!
RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go:

NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...!

*Smears tear-sodden make up accross face*

LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC...

*Falls into Itchen*

Tebourba is of course right in most of what he says. It's just not what people want to hear. And of course the way he expresses it doesn't help. Those in denial about the state of the squad will find it difficult to accept. If we don't win at QPR I think Adkins needs to go, simple as that. I don't have a suggestion for a replacement. But to stick with NA despite his success in getting us promoted two years on the trot, will I think, certainly result in relegation.

I didn't realise until I read last saturday's programme that he really thought we could qualify for europe at the start of the season. Those are not the thoughts of a realist, given the quality of our squad. He believes his own Bullshite and that is dangerous.

I think he has read too many self help 'Be Positive' manuals. As Kevan Keegan did when he was a manager. You can improve players a little by teaching them to be positive at all times. But you can't make them quicker and you can't make them kick equally as well with both feet. Or think quicker, or maintain 100% concentration. You need high quality players to do that and we don't have them in this league.

We have good players but not exceptional players. Especially in the back five. I hope we win at QPR but if we don't and for me, that includes a draw, I'm afraid he must go.

COYR.

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote:

st1halo wrote:

More Glory wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

More Glory wrote: St Mary's stadium is to be fitted with testoerone monitors and alarms later in the year. It is hoped all the limp wristed fans will fail at the entrance, and stop coming and will help to stop the early exodus from each match. Oh dear; they will be fluoridating your water soon, so everyone in the town will become more docile. Last one out of St Mary's - please turn out those feminine looking lights.

I think testosterone was the word you required, in case you haven't noted we have a very fair mix of male and female supporters so I think there some mixed results on that front. No restrictions on whether you of a same sex persuasion either. Some would find your limp wristed jibe extremely offensive.

Innit. Pompey might find that if they didn't restrict entry to angry knuckle-dragging thugs and let in a few more women, children and, dare I say it, gay people, they probably wouldn't be in such desperate financial mire. This "passion" they seem so proud of is interpreted by most occasional Pompey fans as thuggish hatred and does more to deter season ticket sales than Chinny could ever have managed. In the end it's this ignorance and bigotry that will destroy them.

Ignorance of what they will be doing to your water. Point made there by yourself? BTW; If you check out the meaning of Limp-wristed; you will generally find the terms - Effeminate and Weak supported by the Synonyms such as: characterless, effete, frail, invertebrate, limp-wristed, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, nerveless, soft, spineless, weakened, weak-kneed, weakling, wet, wimpish, wimpy, wishy-washy I never mentioned gay. Sorry to be pedantic - but quite an important point I think.

And this coming from a bloke who likes to sit with a load of sailors!! HAHAAHAHA Anyone remember that play years ago about Quentin Crisp...The Naked Civil Servant.... and his dream come true....PORTSMOUTH! Still makes me laugh when I think about it HAHAHAHAHA STID

Nice one Sheila.

I prefer Sheila's myself.

Dont forget Admiral Jellicoe though - your very own skate

Any chance of getting back to subject of football, if you cannot do that, go back to the News and discuss water treatment on there I am sure you will be received with aplomb.

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever.

Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though

doh

Fatty x Ford Worker wrote:
Look out I am riding up the M3 Saturday all the way in the fast lane ha ha!

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever.

Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though

doh

only If It was invented in pompey

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

Which it wasn't

mack chinnon wrote:

redsnapper wrote: Strange how Teborrer and others keep harping on about the Cortese, and then Adkins not to mention rattling on about city leaders and crap. Its all bull, between now and the first day of the January sales the only people who can drag us up the table are the players and after Saturdays much improved performance they will. Villa, the Black Cats, Wigan, Reading,Norwich, Stoke and the rag tag bunch at QPR . Any 3 of these can easily end up below us come the end of the season and I am sure this will be the case. These 8 games before January will define our season and every one of those fixtures is within our capabilities. Cut the negative vibes, support the club and only staying in the Prem will do.

Next year everyone will be whinging about second season syndrome.

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been

Jellicoeball - or

BennyHillball

or stainball

or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

Which it wasn't

thats why It's called football.cos the ball is kicked with your feet.or in your case flippers.

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been

Jellicoeball - or

BennyHillball

or stainball

or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

Which it wasn't

thats why It's called football.cos the ball is kicked with your feet.or in your case flippers.

Do skates have flippers?

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been Jellicoeball - or BennyHillball or stainball or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

are you a finball wizard.

slugger wrote:
i have a theory that terbourba is in fact alan pardew ...........he never posts when newcastle are playing .........

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been Jellicoeball - or BennyHillball or stainball or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

are you a finball wizard.

No, but that film was filmed in Portsmouth. And by your very own and very perverted Ken Russell

slugger wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been Jellicoeball - or BennyHillball or stainball or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

not even remotely amusing or relevant ......... c'mon , you do have a sense of humor ?

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

Which it wasn't

thats why It's called football.cos the ball is kicked with your feet.or in your case flippers.

Do skates have flippers?

how the fcuk would I know ,you tell me !

promised land wrote:

City Saint wrote:

promised land wrote: And it continues. The Echo rolling out the stats. The Echo has an obsession with statistics ?

Be fair, sports is a statistics-driven business. Teams that do well usually focus on what the data says as much as what the heart feels.

True. Sport is a statistics driven business, but the Echo nearly always point out the negatives. Negative thoughts create negative reactions. opposite is, Positive thoughts create positive reactions. It's called, "The Law of Atraction"

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote: i have a theory that terbourba is in fact alan pardew ...........he never posts when newcastle are playing .........

Pardew's teams are quite positive though? He even lost his jump after a 4-0 err thumping.

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been Jellicoeball - or BennyHillball or stainball or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

are you a finball wizard.

No, but that film was filmed in Portsmouth. And by your very own and very perverted Ken Russell

thats why he filmed It in portsmouth!!!

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

Which it wasn't

thats why It's called football.cos the ball is kicked with your feet.or in your case flippers.

Do skates have flippers?

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been Jellicoeball - or BennyHillball or stainball or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

are you a finball wizard.

No, but that film was filmed in Portsmouth. And by your very own and very perverted Ken Russell

thats why he filmed It in portsmouth!!!

pervs are always more attracted to decent sorts don't you know

More Glory wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote: i have a theory that terbourba is in fact alan pardew ...........he never posts when newcastle are playing .........

Pardew's teams are quite positive though? He even lost his jump after a 4-0 err thumping.

that would be job. I think I have been smelling my fluoride paste again.

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

Which it wasn't

thats why It's called football.cos the ball is kicked with your feet.or in your case flippers.

Do skates have flippers?

having thought about It,I'm not sure about the flippers. but fins aint wot they used to be ;0 )

City Saint wrote:

promised land wrote:

City Saint wrote:

promised land wrote: And it continues. The Echo rolling out the stats. The Echo has an obsession with statistics ?

Be fair, sports is a statistics-driven business. Teams that do well usually focus on what the data says as much as what the heart feels.

True. Sport is a statistics driven business, but the Echo nearly always point out the negatives. Negative thoughts create negative reactions. opposite is, Positive thoughts create positive reactions. It's called, "The Law of Atraction"

On the bright side, the last time we broke a hoodoo was getting a win on the first day of the 2010-2011 season against Leeds, breaking the first-day-of-the-sea son curse. Breaking this one can also have the psychologically beneficial impact of lifting a huge weight off the shoulders of the team everytme they go to a premiership club London.

Skating on thin ice wrote:

mack chinnon wrote:

redsnapper wrote: Strange how Teborrer and others keep harping on about the Cortese, and then Adkins not to mention rattling on about city leaders and crap. Its all bull, between now and the first day of the January sales the only people who can drag us up the table are the players and after Saturdays much improved performance they will. Villa, the Black Cats, Wigan, Reading,Norwich, Stoke and the rag tag bunch at QPR . Any 3 of these can easily end up below us come the end of the season and I am sure this will be the case. These 8 games before January will define our season and every one of those fixtures is within our capabilities. Cut the negative vibes, support the club and only staying in the Prem will do.

Next year everyone will be whinging about second season syndrome.

Idiot.

"Second season syndrome" refers to a club spending a second season in a higher division, specifically the Premier League.

You won't be.

End of.

pompey in spain wrote:
ola all! agree with most on here echo very negative of late why is this??

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

Which it wasn't

thats why It's called football.cos the ball is kicked with your feet.or in your case flippers.

Do skates have flippers?

having thought about It,I'm not sure about the flippers. but fins aint wot they used to be ;0 )

hoho. Yep. Its been 36 years. Nevermind - You will really enjoy it if it ever happens again.

dadofmy3sons wrote:
In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

More Glory wrote:

City Saint wrote:

promised land wrote:

City Saint wrote:

promised land wrote: And it continues. The Echo rolling out the stats. The Echo has an obsession with statistics ?

Be fair, sports is a statistics-driven business. Teams that do well usually focus on what the data says as much as what the heart feels.

True. Sport is a statistics driven business, but the Echo nearly always point out the negatives. Negative thoughts create negative reactions. opposite is, Positive thoughts create positive reactions. It's called, "The Law of Atraction"

On the bright side, the last time we broke a hoodoo was getting a win on the first day of the 2010-2011 season against Leeds, breaking the first-day-of-the-sea son curse. Breaking this one can also have the psychologically beneficial impact of lifting a huge weight off the shoulders of the team everytme they go to a premiership club London.

I think the last time you broke a hoodoo was in 76. That was a hot year

More Glory wrote:

pompey in spain wrote:
ola all! agree with most on here echo very negative of late why is this??

I think its the time of year here. Give us something bright and cheery!

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote: i have a theory that terbourba is in fact alan pardew ...........he never posts when newcastle are playing .........

Pardew's teams are quite positive though? He even lost his jump after a 4-0 err thumping.

that would be job. I think I have been smelling my fluoride paste again.

Judging by your posts it's not the only thing you have been sniffing, this is where we should draw the line.

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote: i have a theory that terbourba is in fact alan pardew ...........he never posts when newcastle are playing .........

Pardew's teams are quite positive though? He even lost his jump after a 4-0 err thumping.

that would be job. I think I have been smelling my fluoride paste again.

Judging by your posts it's not the only thing you have been sniffing, this is where we should draw the line.

You take coke as well Osprey?

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote:
In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

Which it wasn't

thats why It's called football.cos the ball is kicked with your feet.or in your case flippers.

Do skates have flippers?

having thought about It,I'm not sure about the flippers. but fins aint wot they used to be ;0 )

hoho. Yep. Its been 36 years. Nevermind - You will really enjoy it if it ever happens again.

straw clutching again,is that your best.

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote:
In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been Jellicoeball - or BennyHillball or stainball or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

are you a finball wizard.

No, but that film was filmed in Portsmouth. And by your very own and very perverted Ken Russell

thats why he filmed It in portsmouth!!!

pervs are always more attracted to decent sorts don't you know

I didn't know that, in which case keep your distance...

More Glory wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

Not as much as 3-0 would have, A good outcome could be that we get our star player back now as it was so bad. Could you get Craig in your belly? Would anyone notice?

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been Jellicoeball - or BennyHillball or stainball or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

are you a finball wizard.

No, but that film was filmed in Portsmouth. And by your very own and very perverted Ken Russell

thats why he filmed It in portsmouth!!!

pervs are always more attracted to decent sorts don't you know

I didn't know that, in which case keep your distance...

Yes thanks. I've already marked you card. Get some help eh? Are you related to Ken?

More Glory wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

Not as much as 3-0 would have, A good outcome could be that we get our star player back now as it was so bad. Could you get Craig in your belly? Would anyone notice?

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote: i have a theory that terbourba is in fact alan pardew ...........he never posts when newcastle are playing .........

Pardew's teams are quite positive though? He even lost his jump after a 4-0 err thumping.

that would be job. I think I have been smelling my fluoride paste again.

Judging by your posts it's not the only thing you have been sniffing, this is where we should draw the line.

You take coke as well Osprey?

Just drinking a can as a matter of fact, how did you know that?

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

Not as much as 3-0 would have, A good outcome could be that we get our star player back now as it was so bad. Could you get Craig in your belly? Would anyone notice?

Which star player is that? Ray Hiron, Ray Pointer, I'm struggling to think of any!

dadofmy3sons wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

wrong it is far more embarrasing. Craig Davis has had songs that have been very popular. PFC have not been popular for a very long time! Can you name a singer from Portsmouth who has had a hit lately, and I do not mean during or before WW2? Will you raise a statue to whoever buys your club?or whoever recently had anything whatsoever to do with your club?

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

Not as much as 3-0 would have, A good outcome could be that we get our star player back now as it was so bad. Could you get Craig in your belly? Would anyone notice?

Which star player is that? Ray Hiron, Ray Pointer, I'm struggling to think of any!

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

Not as much as 3-0 would have, A good outcome could be that we get our star player back now as it was so bad. Could you get Craig in your belly? Would anyone notice?

Which star player is that? Ray Hiron, Ray Pointer, I'm struggling to think of any!

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

Not as much as 3-0 would have, A good outcome could be that we get our star player back now as it was so bad. Could you get Craig in your belly? Would anyone notice?

Which star player is that? Ray Hiron, Ray Pointer, I'm struggling to think of any!

voted our star player last year.

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote: i have a theory that terbourba is in fact alan pardew ...........he never posts when newcastle are playing .........

Pardew's teams are quite positive though? He even lost his jump after a 4-0 err thumping.

that would be job. I think I have been smelling my fluoride paste again.

Judging by your posts it's not the only thing you have been sniffing, this is where we should draw the line.

You take coke as well Osprey?

Just drinking a can as a matter of fact, how did you know that?

Looking at my coke can it says "not to be sold seperately", does that apply yo Nottarf Krap too?

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote: i have a theory that terbourba is in fact alan pardew ...........he never posts when newcastle are playing .........

Pardew's teams are quite positive though? He even lost his jump after a 4-0 err thumping.

that would be job. I think I have been smelling my fluoride paste again.

Judging by your posts it's not the only thing you have been sniffing, this is where we should draw the line.

You take coke as well Osprey?

Just drinking a can as a matter of fact, how did you know that?

Looking at my coke can it says "not to be sold seperately", does that apply yo Nottarf Krap too?

Not sure. Let's hope it doesn't apply to your defence

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

Not as much as 3-0 would have, A good outcome could be that we get our star player back now as it was so bad. Could you get Craig in your belly? Would anyone notice?

Which star player is that? Ray Hiron, Ray Pointer, I'm struggling to think of any!

voted our star player last year.

Were you? What is you name and how long is your contract?

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

Not as much as 3-0 would have, A good outcome could be that we get our star player back now as it was so bad. Could you get Craig in your belly? Would anyone notice?

Which star player is that? Ray Hiron, Ray Pointer, I'm struggling to think of any!

voted our star player last year.

Were you? What is you name and how long is your contract?

Well you should know then, Only a google away

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

pompey in spain wrote: ola all! agree with most on here echo very negative of late why is this??

I think its the time of year here. Give us something bright and cheery!

Like a PST prospectus for example?...I would suggest you write to santa now if you want it delivered by christmas! ;O)

More Glory wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

pompey in spain wrote: ola all! agree with most on here echo very negative of late why is this??

I think its the time of year here. Give us something bright and cheery!

Like a PST prospectus for example?...I would suggest you write to santa now if you want it delivered by christmas! ;O)

That would be nice. Do you think we will get one before you get two new defenders, or maybe even three... or four

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been Jellicoeball - or BennyHillball or stainball or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

are you a finball wizard.

No, but that film was filmed in Portsmouth. And by your very own and very perverted Ken Russell

thats why he filmed It in portsmouth!!!

pervs are always more attracted to decent sorts don't you know

I didn't know that, in which case keep your distance...

Yes thanks. I've already marked you card. Get some help eh? Are you related to Ken?

No.

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote: i have a theory that terbourba is in fact alan pardew ...........he never posts when newcastle are playing .........

Pardew's teams are quite positive though? He even lost his jump after a 4-0 err thumping.

that would be job. I think I have been smelling my fluoride paste again.

Judging by your posts it's not the only thing you have been sniffing, this is where we should draw the line.

You take coke as well Osprey?

Just drinking a can as a matter of fact, how did you know that?

Looking at my coke can it says "not to be sold seperately", does that apply yo Nottarf Krap too?

Not sure. Let's hope it doesn't apply to your defence

Jason Pearce, he got sent off last week and Leeds got walloped 6 1 by Watford.

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

angus mc coatup wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote:

St Retford wrote:

SaintDon13 wrote:

St Retford wrote:

TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been Jellicoeball - or BennyHillball or stainball or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

are you a finball wizard.

No, but that film was filmed in Portsmouth. And by your very own and very perverted Ken Russell

thats why he filmed It in portsmouth!!!

pervs are always more attracted to decent sorts don't you know

I didn't know that, in which case keep your distance...

Yes thanks. I've already marked you card. Get some help eh? Are you related to Ken?

No.

Admiral Jellicoe?

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

Baddesley Bill wrote:

More Glory wrote:

dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

Not as much as 3-0 would have, A good outcome could be that we get our star player back now as it was so bad. Could you get Craig in your belly? Would anyone notice?

Which star player is that? Ray Hiron, Ray Pointer, I'm struggling to think of any!

voted our star player last year.

Were you? What is you name and how long is your contract?

Well you should know then, Only a google away

I was ahead of you there.

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

OSPREYSAINT wrote:

More Glory wrote:

More Glory wrote:

slugger wrote: i have a theory that terbourba is in fact alan pardew ...........he never posts when newcastle are playing .........

Pardew's teams are quite positive though? He even lost his jump after a 4-0 err thumping.

that would be job. I think I have been smelling my fluoride paste again.

Judging by your posts it's not the only thing you have been sniffing, this is where we should draw the line.

You take coke as well Osprey?

Just drinking a can as a matter of fact, how did you know that?

Looking at my coke can it says "not to be sold seperately", does that apply yo Nottarf Krap too?

Not sure. Let's hope it doesn't apply to your defence

Jason Pearce, he got sent off last week and Leeds got walloped 6 1 by Watford.

not just defenders though was it?

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dadofmy3sons wrote: In the category of "you couldn't make it up" The company overseeing the the mismangement of PFC, PKF, are under investigation themselves and employees of that company are being charged with all sorts. Ha Ha ha, a bunch of crooks being investigated by a bunch of crooks!!! And a statement from the PST, not quite ready yet, again! I really wouldn't want to be a Poopey supporter, it is just so embarrasing!

Not as embarrassing as Craig David though. Can't you extradite him, or bury him in his own statue.

"Bury him in a statue"...is that a typo, or have you got Bury on the brain? (2-0 must have hurt). :O)

Not as much as 3-0 would have, A good outcome could be that we get our star player back now as it was so bad. Could you get Craig in your belly? Would anyone notice?

Which star player is that? Ray Hiron, Ray Pointer, I'm struggling to think of any!

voted our star player last year.

Were you? What is you name and how long is your contract?

Well you should know then, Only a google away

I was ahead of you there.

no you weren't

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TEBOURBA wrote: Oxford Dictionaries has chosen its Word of the Year : OMNISHAMBLES and crowned it as the top term for 2012. Its definition ----- a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterised by a string of blunders and miscalculations ---. Is the person who presides over an omnishambles therefore an OMNISHAMBLER?? Whether it is or not, it is a perfect description for my mate Cortese which I can use from now on, I even have to admit it is more appropriate than weasel. Thanks Oxford University Press!! RYRIHF and will do many times in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on - I've got the translator to hand. Here we go: NICOLA Y'BASTERD! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I FUGGEN LOVE YOU? HIC! NOOOOBODY DOES IT BEEETTER! HIC! MAKES ME FEEEL QUIIIIITE AS GOOD AS YOOOOOU...! *Smears tear-sodden make up accross face* LET'S JUST BE LIKE WE WERE BEFORE! I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE ME! TAKE ME BACK! I'M ON ME FUGGEN KNEES HERE! NICOLA! NICOLA! NIC... *Falls into Itchen*

You don't want him to fall into the Itchen, much of Portsmouths fresh waters comes from a pumping station on the Itchen just east of the Airport, More Glory is probably not aware of the perils that that presents.

Is anyone else as worried about water flouridation as he is? Anyone losing sleep over the idea of having stronger teeth? Is this considered a repulsive thing in Portsmouth? Is the reason it's so full of toothless simpletons just down to the fact they think it looks better?

little known fact ........ toothpaste was invented in portsmouth , anywhere else and it would've been called teethpaste .............. thats' true that is .

clever. Oh - wouldn't football called feetball though doh

only If It was invented in pompey

then it would've been called finball .

If it was Scumhampton- it would have been Jellicoeball - or BennyHillball or stainball or Craigdavidball - slightly embarrassing that one

are you a finball wizard.

No, but that film was filmed in Portsmouth. And by your very own and very perverted Ken Russell

thats why he filmed It in portsmouth!!!

pervs are always more attracted to decent sorts don't you know

I didn't know that, in which case keep your distance...

Yes thanks. I've already marked you card. Get some help eh? Are you related to Ken?

No.

Admiral Jellicoe?

Have you some sort of affliction, Admiral Jellicoe wasn't a bad bloke, had a bad time at Jutland, but overall he was hero.