I wonder if Mr Foxall sent his letter in to you a little early and meant it for April Fools Day!

If any of the New Forest council planning members saw his proposals I am sure they would need Valium to accept his views.

Can he really see an airport like Bournemouth out on our national heritage?

I note that he is a pilot. I thought they were level-headed sorts of people.

If this proposal goes ahead, then build the airport next to a Disney-themed Buckler’s Hard. The two would add revenue to the Forest and get rid of all those nasty ponies wandering about, especially on any one of the two or three runways!

Now let me pack my picnic before the bulldozers move into Fritham.

MICHAEL LATTER, Durley.