A UKIP candidate is interviewed by the police, concerned he was trying to bribe voters with a sausage roll.

The latest Tory policy is to offer people already in secure social housing a discount of up to £100,000 if they buy the house. Which of these two the nearest to a bribe ?

You can buy an awful lot of sausage rolls for £100,000. Of course, it's not Conservative party money they are proposing to give away. It's the taxpayers !

CLLR DAVID HARRISON, New Forest Liberal Democrats.